Fake John Green : New Album : Shirts

[FreeyourMind941]

Bald John Green

[prettyhippie865]

This was posted on my thirteenth birthday.

[OwlCityFan26]

"accio tardis, a parody by chameleon circuit." I would LOVE to hear that lol

[cupcakes1348]

that machine does not yet pwn newbs.

[RandomShed]

John is my favourite vlog brother. Sorry, Hank, but the puff is cooler than yours

[RoseyMadz]

0:53 Bald John Green! Sans a mustache, but a bald John Green nonetheless.

[storyofsarah]

@RoseyMadz Someone needs to take that picture and photoshop in a mustache. haha...unless someone else has?

[merksmirs]

@storyofsarah Totally what I thought? has anyone fone that yet?

[Zolkabro]

@RoseyMadz That was done ages ago, for the avatar of Bald John Green's twitter account.

[MarianAlaways]

My goodness. This was before the guitar behind Hank PWN'd noobs!

[SweetSunshineCamper]

LOL! John Green Day. =^_^=

[orangesaregr8]

This shirt needs to come back. Please oh please oh please.

[ZookanProductions]

I love how at 0:55, The Anthology of English Literature is copied because of the cloning. Either that or John has two copies and I haven't noticed. :P

[DyingPickle]

I love them x)

[KoolThing14]

AH MY GOD ITS BALD JOHN GREEN! WHERE IS HIS BEAUTIFUL MUSTACHE??

[TheMinibout13]

I can't help but see Hank & Katherine as Colin Singleton & Katherine XIX from John's An Abundance Of Katherines. In like the futur or something.

[megannancy23]

Bald John Green!

[something02]

john greenday ^^

[Jaredsellick]

The original "Bald John Green"

[awkwardfour]

Awww I love The Katherine :) 

[PEEJ012]

make this shirt again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

0:51 BALD JOHN GREEN! :D

[rainabraina]

@AlwaysAPotterhead YES!! It was a prophecy of things to come!!

[MissCaraMint]

I would totally subscribe to John Green Magazine.

[louisfoulkes]

The only reason I won't like this is because there's 2222 likes and I don't want to ruin that.

[ZeAwkwardOrcas]

At John green day I died xD

[MsMayhap]

I really want that shirt D: Unfortunately, it's out of stock D:

[13cmwright99]

lol...gangsta rap remix of Accio Deathly Hallows

[XxmisskittytxX]

Am I the only person who thought John Cullen was John Scissorhands?

[djpj22]

Anyone else REALLY want to hear some of the Accio Deathly Hallows covers? =P Someone go tell Tom Milsom and Chameleon Circuit =P

[andy18401]

how many out there agree ---

This dude should use his hands more often.

if you agree click my thumbs up, thanks

[leotardsandbikerboot]

The ad on the side of this video is for threadless t's advertising 25% off unicorns! I think we know who wins.

[ReKrisB]

Thumbs up to bring that shirt back X3

[ReKrisB]

O.O Hank, I want your shirt XD

[cheshireismycat]

My fake foreseeing gift tells me that the guitar to the right pawns noobs. Hank you should write something on your guitar like "THIS MACHINE Pwns n00bs"

[ALLCAPSfan98726]

What about the South part of the US Hank?There are nerdfighters here too.

[ALLCAPSfan98726]

OMG!I laughed so hard when I read"Accio Deathly Hallows(Accio Tardis parody by Chamelcon Circuit)That needs to happen and nerdfighters make that happen!And can you make Tom Milsom to do a cover of it as will?

[themudgekin1294]

I WANT THAT TSHIRT!!!!! Sooooo baaad...

[RonnieRons101]

BRING THAT SHIRT BACK!

[lcarver909]

Please bring this shirt back!

[KnightsatTheYoTable]

Well done Karen Kavett

[dolphin64575]

Don't mess with The Katherine :)

[BlackLabelEric]

Little did Hank know of the humpy Hank phenomena that would arrive in 2011!

[joannafreakette]

I want that shirt.. <3

[FredIsMyName22]

KAREN KAVETT

[lilypad145]

Poor Katherine and Sarah - they have to put up with all of the fangirls. :p

[KoLaZ]

Oh Hank, you poor innocent man. You had no idea that while John had a fake Dailybooth, in a year and a half you would become Humpy Hank.

[shannonheart1]

Bald John kind of looks like John Locke from Lost... :O

[YouGottaBeJokingz]

HANK I WANT YOUR SHIRT. (Okay, not YOURS, specifically. But if by no other means, I will take the shirt off of your back.) I just had an epiphany or something, one of those 'FRENCH THE LLAMA YES' moments over that shirt. I'm a new nerdfighter, and it sucks being new 'cause you miss the old awesome shirts, (the new shirts are awesome, too), and I know about the mystery shirt thing, BUT OH MY GOSH THAT SHIRT. I felt I needed to tell you this.

[dare12288]

Anybody notice that book that appeared out of nowhere then disappeared again on the right at 3:06. lol

[Waterflame]

@dare12288 It was at 3:10 - 3:11 :)

[supertheaedithman]

supersecretsuprise. epic!

[Infiltrationxstation]

love hank's shirt in this video! 

[kKyshee]

canada needs some lovin'

[Rarefied100]

dont mess with the Katherine

[TyrannoJack]

come to vancouver!

[haleyian96]

I want that shirt.

[Plutoizreal]

I would totally subscribe to the John Green magazine

[nathan13x]

Duuude I want the shirt!!! :(

[watchcloudspassmeby]

I'm a new Nerdfighter and I'm pissed that I can't get that tee shirt! I could TRY to get it in the random shirt grab bag thing, but there are way too many shirt designs and the possibility of getting that shirt is low :\

[JBdaWonderLlama]

Was this really over a year ago? wow.

[invaderpink]

ha john green day

[KelseyKemnitz]

i think u were just trying to advertise nerd fighters with ur shirt cuz u really liked to use ur hands to talk keeping ur chest open and you were also referring to it multiple times even though you may have not noticed that.

[OMGSCENEQUEEN]

PLEASE, I beg you, ,make more of these shirts :(

[ihearttheplanet]

john greenday lol :)

[MickShaftItsAPun]

John Green Day thats brilliant.

[SnickersInTheBarn]

Don't mess with the Katherine!

[trapjohnson]

Damn it Hank, can you figure out how to re-print or print and sell that shirt? I want one.

GAH! *Cue Giant Squid of Anger*

[regularguy5mb]

Fake John Green is great!

And that's my favorite DFTBA Records shirt so far, I must say.

[dawlfacex]

SEATTLE!!!!!!

[nerdfighteralex]

The Edward Cullen Fake John Green picture seems to me to be more of a Eddie Izzard fake John Green..

[AmanakaStegman]

come to Spokane :)

[elloxpoppet7]

I was about to ask where that shirt was. I'm really happy you told us =]

[ChemicalDroid]

I made a video response but I suck and I'm not sure if it worked, but yeah thanks :3 I'd be nice if you actually saw it.

[ChemicalDroid]

I GOT MY SHIIIIIIIIIIIRT WHEEEEEEEEE

[stardolls1fan]

like the shirt

[sydneynotaustralia]

ha. bald john green sort of looks like bald john locke. as in the character from lost, not the philosopher.

[loser078]

why is the ad in chinese?

[paratrooper569]

Come to Rocky point New York!!

[cricketsballroom]

Hank!!! Come to Denver! Colorado is full of Nerdfighters who want to see you :D

[kingdomkey1121]

I concur, for I live in Colorado :D

[thatsHowiKnow]

Um. El Corazon in SEATTLE!!!!!

[KlutzyAlchemist]

yay just bought one! :) They are cute!

[musicalforce]

I hope the song about the anglerfish is on the new album. =)

[Nic33rd]

Not a big fan of the shirt or your music, but congrats on your success.

[Fralmunk]

But.... But I missed the first tour de Nerdfighting in your pants and I live in Maine! THE MOST EASTERN FREAKING PART OF THIS COUNTRY! T_T

Poop.

[crazy4mushrooms]

785!! YAY!!

[Artfultechie]

tour places- MoeJoes or Earth House in Indianapolis!!!

[stoopswats]

am I wrong or does John in the tux look so much like your dad it is scary?

[mjlj3]

but i live in Rhode Island (*^*)

[sweetsugar1622]

THE WEST SIDE NEEDS LOTS OF LOVIN!

[brooklynwy4]

casper events center. in wyoming ooooh pleaseeeeee! or riverton eagles club i can't get enough nerdfighters through the library

[itsMARIKO]

Haha the katherine is so cute.

[beaverfever4]

You must have forgotten Charleston, West Virginia when you did your last tour... Oh well. No one ever comes to visit us. (Wow, that sounded really depressing)

[EddieBrock]

you should move then. lol

[SgtPeppersYellowSub]

Someone needs to help Hank set up a stop of the tour in SEATTLE! Please!!!

[Sesshomaruslover001]

I totally want one but I don't have 20 dollars... DX

[ravingmunky]

Chameleon circuit! Deathly Hallows! Cover! Someone, make it happpeenn!

[SnazzyLion]

FSHDJFGJS? D:

Delaware needs lovin' tooooo. XD

[IntheworldofMyra]

Please come to Sweden.

I know it's far from montana but there are NERDFIGHTERS HERE TOO who would love to see you play. You can play at the library or youth recreation centre here in Täby which is just outside of Stockholm.

That is my dream made of awesome.

Cheers.

[JoshuaRWright]

Hank videos are Hank advertisements a lot of the time...

[pato1996]

come to mexico

[kazekun123]

You keep on fondling the shirt throughout the video :D I guess you must really like it...I WISH I HAD ONE! But alas...NO MONEY HAS I!

Also: is the Chewy for Prez song going to be on it? Because I have yet to hear it :3

[mascbp10]

Oh, and I have that copy of Beowulf. Just finished it last week.

[mascbp10]

I kinda wanna hear Hank do some serious music. Like- what does Hank think about other than silliness?

[hlblade57]

lol now there is one of you

[linnett8bird7]

YAAAY!!!, i bought a shirt

[DestroyingDarrian]

Nevada!!! Come to Nevada!!!! Possibly around the Capital! Pleaseeeeeeeeeee!!!

[HalfBloodGeorgie]

COME TO ENGLAND!

x

[LCbanana]

that is all of my three parts

hahahaha!!!

[Dorknerd1]

I'm with Deovindice2001; come to DENVER! It would be awesome if you came here and performed!

[sonomafiosa]

Oh my gosh. I LOVE LOVE LOVE your shirt! Awesome. :)

[maribell99]

Bout time you're sending love our way and doing a tour in the West! I know plenty of places here in Olympia thank would love to have ya perform here! I'm sending ya an email right after this!

[charlottepoet]

awesome shirt!

[amyes77]

Ever think of coming to western Canada? It would be awesome if you would.

[Deovindice2001]

Come to DENVER!!! Granted I'm leaving about New YEars so it will have to be soon...but make it happen!

[lizziekil]

Is it just me or is the John bobble-head creepily lurking in Hank's video?

[RealityWasntHome]

Haha fakejohngreen got Hank back. Check it out.

[animewolf16]

Oh don't worry Hank, You're probably next. XD

[eibbore]

I love fakejohngreen. Too funny.

Hmmm ponders whether or not to get a shirt ...

[MrChrismanning]

Sweet shirt! I just ordered mine.

[sweetrevelation]

I know of some.... Portland venues that you might be able to play at. Or you can just show up at Portland State and/or Powell's Bookstores. Or Music Millennium... something!

[dragoncrazed12]

OMG cant wait for you to come to california!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KelliRoo4eva]

pshh totally just bought the shirt already!

cant wait to wear it!

[Nevermore609]

COME TO THE PHENIX THEATER IN PETALUMA, Northern California

[lockeandkeynes]

Come to the UCSD Loft!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!

[UncoProductions]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN GREEN DAY

do a Tour de Nerdfighter in AUSTRALIAAAAAA

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PlayStationVsXBOX]

Come to Ohlone College!! It's in Fremont CA!!!! All Bay Area nerdfighters could come!! It would be AWESOME!!!!!! <3 =D

[mennomateo]

COME TO VANCOUVER BC!!! CANADA ROCKS

[pcg13]

Oh gosh please come somewhere in Seattle. <3

[iwishiwashermione09]

OMG OMG OMG WEST SIDE OF COUNTRY WILL YOU PLEASE COME TO PACIFIC LUTHERAN UNIVERSITY??????

I have no idea if there are any other nerdfighters here though :(

[lowenbailey]

for johns information, swift karate chop talked about his book in his newest video

[SillyJaime]

I'm in love with that t-shirt and I'm totally ordering one! You and John are always wearing awesome shirts that I want, so I'm getting this one while I have the opportunity!

[bananasplitlady89]

If you make it to SLC that would be so awesome!

[beccarmagie]

Ah ordered me a t-shirt :3 it was about bloody time

[Rawrrrx19]

loveee the song haha

heey, john, watch the new swiftkaratechop video called 'redneck racist'. he talks about paper towns and its awesome. you'll love itt :D

[stephibobz]

ahhhh i love your three parts hank!!! and johns too!!!

[boingboingcurls]

The shirt is very cute, but the enormity of WITH ME? could certainly be a bit intimidating to a casual passer-by passing me in the streets.

[NaturallyAlex]

no no! umm come to the east still. SOUTH FLORIDA LOVES YOU!

[Greendayrocks789]

yeahhhhh john green day!!!!!!!!!!!! lol epic win person who is awesome at photoshop!! =D

[AllieIsBored]

John Green Day XD

[iluvpunk]

John Green Day made me die.

[thespian1009]

your new album cover should be called totally jokes: a so jokes sequel and it should look like a book and it should open like a book and have a cd on the inside and the "author" per say should say by: hank green and it should have a dedication and what not!

[RealoveGSR]

Yes! The west side of the Rockies DOES need some love! PLEASEEEEEEE come to Seattle!!!!!!!!!!

[footlesself99]

Vancouver!!

[younghufflepuff]

HONOLULU, HAWAII (:

<3

[Kaaiirrii]

Ottawa's a big city... >.> So's Toronto...

Come to Canadaaaa~ We love you toooo.

[ElleAgnes]

LARAMIE, WYOMING!!!!!!!! We're as western as you get.

Perdy-nerfighter-please?

[Morpheim]

*snap* eyyyy

[OhRocky09]

COME TO KALAMAZOO!!!! <3

[disneyumbrellaart]

this isn't hogwarts shall be on this new album, yes?

[NeRdPoTtErFrEaK13]

If you are going to do a tour, do you think it would be at all possible to come to Rochester NY because NOBODY every does a nerdfighter thing here and there a lot of nerdfighters here who are not old enough, or have enough money to go to new york city. Please consider???? =D

[CeriLouise25]

Don't mess with the Katherine!!

[AllyRegins]

I'm buying that shirt! :D

[Rawrfearmeh333]

fake john green day HAHAHAH

[StinkyBurger]

That's a perfect shirt.

1. Everyone who isn't a nerdfighter will want to find out what a nerdfighter is after seeing the shirt.

2. If you DO run into a nerdfighter while wearing the shirt, they will probably fall in instant nerdfighterlike with you, which will definitely be awesome and will probably be GREAT SUCCESS.

**If you get a chance, please check out our short films!**

[LunabelleLily]

I would work for John Green Magazine :)

[paperclipnecklaces]

2:48 completes me.

[tinfoilprobulator]

I think Canada needs some lovin... How 'bout it?

[AidanSpeaks]

COME TO CANADA!!!

[quinnboyce]

John Green Day!

LOL

[eliz108]

nice shirt :)

[orrin2002]

Ive been watching many (by many i me way too many) of these wonderful bits of awesome over the last 4 day of my hellish battle with swine flu (not a joke) and I am very supplied to find no reference to A Very Potter Musical, you and all nerdfighters would love it. And thanks for the awesome laughter really is the best medicine that and of course medicine.

[Thoroughbred17]

Hank! Come to Canada! There are nerdfighters here too, you know!!

[TheMmmarissa]

I absolutely love your shirt.

[Jmetelsky15]

is anyone having trouble buying the shirt?

[blizzardsuperfan]

can we like , subscribe only to john, and unsubscibre from hank;; 'cuz he always sings or tell of his new albums :O

[strawberryXswirl]

ahah if only

[mansonrepublica]

So theoretically, if someone wanted to make crafty things with Vlog Brother likenesses or catchphrases or whatever, how does that work as far as legal issues?

[frootinator]

u didnt come to new jersey: come to somerville nj !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ANproduction]

haha John Greenday lol

that shirt is awesome

[SaraAlyx]

WOOH Jonh Greenday

[xheresallama]

you did a parts video!

:O

[alorena1]

YYAAAAYYY new Hank album! :D:D

[kyleeirene]

Yes, yes! Please PLEASE come to Vancouver, BC!! I saw at least ten other people here asking for you to come to Vancouver too! There are so many great places for free all ages shows!!

[Bobbalon]

Umm... no chance of coming to Australia? :P

[taranph]

i second that notion, then i second it again, and again, and once more for my many other friends who also wish it.

[rigodelsa312]

i'm going to the green day concert in two days, and "john green day" image is not going to let me watch it with a straight face

YES! i couldn't stop staring at the shirt. so now i'm buying that. :)

[nuclearpoweredduck]

west of the rocky mountains.

hahahaha