What would you say if Jesus Called you?

[Kaz10005]

Thsi is a complete lie,,, JESUS HAS NEVER STOPED TALKING TO US..ITs us people who are wrong!!! We spend the day working, kids, worring, & not enough time in prayer or silence enough to hear his voice.Satan is clealry talking to us everyday threw the media,telling us we should be gay,perverted,rich,watch porn, committ adultery,dont pray,JESUS didnt really die.IF satan is certanily talking to us threw the media, than MORE SO JESUS.THIS IS A lie from SATAN,,JESUS DOES CALL US & WANTS us to be saved

[SeonhwaDaDiscPriest]

jesus wont call you, hell come to you and tell you in your face what you did wrong, so watch your self kids.

[invaderpink]

I'd say yo! J man! Wasssahhhhhh??

[Lucasimo]

If he did speak to me then I would probably question the LSD or magic mushrooms I was on. What would he say ??? "Hello" ?? LOL. "Oh hi God., hows it going?" LOOOOLLLLLL!!

[Lucasimo]

They don't have phones in Heaven - and also he doesn't exist anyway so I wont be hearing any calls. I wont repent either as we all make mistakes in our life - we learn from them (most of do anyway) and become better people. I don't need to repent to something that isn't there. I don't want to be saved - I have nothing to be saved from.

Oh and dinosaurs - answer that conundrum those who believe in the bible :)

thanks,

good night.

[zenguyh82]

I have a question video makers what is the message of the cross I just wanna make sure its something specific before i lump it in with the bible religion etc. Where did this message come from? to whom was it first givin to? these things I would love for you tell me.

[doriemacam]

He can't call somebody

[2besavedcom]

Over the years we have all been lied to by many false religous leaders and so called prophets. Many things we have been taught are not even in Scripture and millions have swallowed so many lies by these false leaders. If you are a truth seeker, please visit the web site which is displayed in my picture and user name and take the time to read some of the articles... You will be very shocked. There is an audio there that will shock you.

Blessings as you seek truth

Thanks

[glambring0]

If Jesus wanted to talk to me, he wouldn't call me, he'd come to my door, he'd come to everyone's door because he is awesome like that! What would I say to Jesus though? I'd say "Thanks for talking to me!"

[h3ct0r182]

"hey jesus you still owe me those 20bucks for beer you asshole"

=)

[efrencrux99]

I would say..

Thank you Lord for giving me a simple yet a very happy life

[Sparksterfu]

Jesus already called me, he told me if I could cover his shift on Tuesday. Ohh you mean Jesus son of God, I would ask him I he would join me for a beer.

[DigitalGunStudios]

i would say hey J.C. mind if i come hang at your place for a few lol

[jwissick]

I'd give him the finger for sure.

[ocyrus70]

i'd say hello how are you!!..

[lizazoon]

I would ask him a lot of questions : Like why do church steeples need lightning rods ? Why did thousands upon thousands of innocent children have to die in Haiti. Stuff like that.

[yergitshnergit]

So, Jesus.... What are you wearing?

[andrewbrogli]

do people really have no life they have to preach there fairly tales to people on the phone

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

i always check caller ID...if i don't recognize the number i don't answer

[manwiththemullet]

lol at 1:15

[bitchymeangurl2]

Christians should be seen and not heard.

[Furydeath2]

And what makes you say that? freedom of speech says they can be heard. freedom of speech means you can say what u did and i can reply to it,

[the1littlehart]

we arent talking about the law. when it comes to religion dont think about law because laws only apply to one area, religion is universal

[pillowbugg]

Hello, Jesus.... I just wanted to tell you to fuck off you piece of shit lying motherfucker. You and your psychotic, jealous, murdering, raping father who should be in prison for life or better yet executed for his crimes against humanity. Also, I'm glad you don't exist and your father is a myth. I want you to stop manipulating people and attempting to force your bullshit "morals" unto the rest of us. We are not criminals like you, so go die!!!!!

[SuperRevelations]

hey man......if he is not real then why are you talking to him?

[tnguy123]

Josh3304....whoa!! Wow! Did you really say that?? Man...unless you're absolutely sure where you are going after you die..and I doubt you are...with evidence that proves it..to your puny,l ittle, natural mind...that only knows what it has experienced..and nothing more..then I'd be mighty careful about what spills out of your mouth, from the overflow of your darkened heart..you just might regret it for eternity...One day_

Just a thought..we all have em'...right?

[brittanyfierce1]

my life with the lord isint perfect but i believe in him and some of you guys really need to think about the things ur saying. God died for you and the things ur saying are very hurtful.

[sebreathnach]

JESUITS AND AMERICANS GO HOME!

[wowzersmikie]

wtf does this even have to do with Jesus?

If I were Jesus I would smack you guys in the face with my new testiment and say "If the guy who half ass built the building never finished it, wouldn't he be laughed at? WTF is wrong with you putting my name on this garbage, no point bringing story?!!? Well, I do forgive you, but fix your crappy movies and actually try to make me and my God Damned message look good idiot".

lol.

Man I look for Dewie Cox clips and I find this nonsense!

[Falloutmoon]

I would love to feel his salvation all over my face, that's for sure....

[josh3304]

fuck jesus. i think that if he called me. I would cuss his frilly ass out for not coming in all our times of need.

[sky9no9longer9blue9]

If jesus will call me i would thank him for all dieing people , wars , killing , lies ... and then kick hes fucking ass oh wait there is no jesus ;(

[unlovedx345]

evil is in the world, you can't blame every bad thing on God. besides, if we think we have the right to blame Him for bad things, why not the good as well?

[sky9no9longer9blue9]

your fucking right!!!

religion wars , brainwashed , power of religion ...

all are created by human but they are using gods name

so religion is thing that we dont need cause its killing us ! If you believe in god your one of part of this destruction ... just open your eyes and go your own way!!!

[unlovedx345]

I'm not into religion, and God doesn't care about religion. A personal relationship is all it is. satan believes in God, so it has nothing to do with just believing. religion is man made so your half right about that.

[wowzersmikie]

Religion is a synonym for Organization.

I think nature made that up.

[goyte229]

first i ask for a miracle, then id tell my sister to stop playing on the phone, because she is the only one that calls me private

[purplevolcano]

How the hell did you get my number?

[Gsbern88]

I would be like oh crap, i missed the second coming -_- well, the next 7 years ought to be jolly

[shann0ns0usis]

If Jesus called me I would thank him for turning me into a better person and for helping me believe in him...He is amazing and he made me see that i could do all things through him that gives me strength Philippians 4:13

[Deafish]

I say Big Hello! and take long CHAT! I will ask him that I like to know why Jesus called me and what can I do for Jesus. I am willing to do work for him ANYTHING! I believes in God, son of Jesus and Holy Ghost.

[Shoots1978]

The answer is "what could I say to Him?" I have nothing too give of my own. I broken every commandment, I been a liar, a thief, a blasphemer and dishonored my parents and trampled on you many times I deserve hell. It is you Lord who took my sins and covered my debt to a Law I could not stand up to. And I only trust in you (not even in my self) apart from me there is no goodness.

[unlovedx345]

AMEN!

[lobodelabahia]

jesus is bullshit

[Deafish]

watch your mouth, Jesus is listening you. he will speak with you when you die. you are in trouble unless you repent, God will forgive you.

[Lucasimo]

@Deafish BOOOOOOORRRRINNGGGG!!!! Dealfish - say something that makes sense :)



[sky9no9longer9blue9]

nope its too good for jesus to be bullshit cause bullshit is something and jesus is nothing xD

[formless777]

I have a friend called Jesus, or "Hey Zeus", he's from Argentina. Sadly he is not the way, the truth, or the light, in fact he is a very naughty boy.

[StanTheManSanitarium]

What would I say if Jesus called me?

I'd tell him to shut the fuck up, I'm busy sacrificing animals to the Jedi.

[Deafish]

sad, sad, for you. Jesus will speak you when you die. but if you repent then God will forgive you for that.

[Obobbakonda]

If Jesus called me I'd say "Hurry it up Jesus I pay by the minute."

[coralarch]

What would I say? "Keep hanging there, mate! Hope you like the view of Jerusalem!"

[Jenniedustin]

Has the world really gotten this bad? How can you mock God and make obscene comments twords the one who gives you life?

[TokenDrone]

The one who gives me life? That would be my parents. Gave would be a more apprpriate word.

[coralarch]

Tokendrone, yes. And guess what? The fact that your parents' lust led to your existence is sufficient to condemn them. Jesus really hates the sex urge!!!

[siewen1]

i mean geeze, passing out pamplets and knocking on my door is bad enough. But CALLING

me? Can we say bullying into christianity or what?! they should be aressted!

[siewen1]

If a christian starts calling me im so taking them to court for harassment. If i wanted

'saved' i would go to church -.-

[rhesusmonkeydave]

Como Estas Jesus! ...actually I know a lot of people named Jesus who call all the... OOHHH You meant the imaginary one... I gotcha.

[Erech01]

'What would you say if Jesus Called you? '

YOU DUDE! hows it hangin'? really good night on the town last night, that was some sweet pot!

LOL!xD

[spottydog4472]

If Jesus called me i tell him to go get a fukin life and stop bothering people to know religeon is filling for the uneducated mind!

[MostFamousDavid]

I was expecting more from this video. I did actually get a phone call from Jesus, but it turned out it was my friend from Peru.

[Leinieslightman]

Id say where have you been? I've been trying to look for you and I could never ever find you? Where have you been man?

[03Virginia]

He's always been there (:

[dmosier]

You atheists are choosing destruction over Gods love (and drunken incest).

Woe to you on the day of judgement!

[MostFamousDavid]

This doesn't make sense, dmosier. Are you saying that the filthy atheists are choosing destruction over God's love AND drunken incest? I don't think you're doing us any favours by saying that.

[dmosier]

Read Gen 19:33-36

God rewards the just with both salvation AND drunken incest.

I don't know about the atheists, but I can't wait to get my rewards...

PS you would have to have a brain of STONE not to see the sarcasm in my previous posts.

The bible is full of Drunken incest, rape, murder, abortion, and worse...all committed by the so called 'good guys'. Please read the whole vile book and not just the nice parts over and over. I think you will soon see why I say

OPEN YOUR EYES THE BIBLE LIES!

[MostFamousDavid]

Oh, I see. I am quite disappointed, then.

[rhesusmonkeydave]

Drunken Incenst or relgion??? Surely there's some third option ahahahahahah Poor shortsighted god people, it must be hard to live in such constraints

[dmosier]

Also, the testimony of Lot, who was the only Man to be saved from the fiery destruction of Sodom & Gomorra. His wife did not listen to Gods instruction and was destroyed for her disobedience. (Gen 19:16) Take heed Atheists!

Lot and his daughters were spared by Gods hand, and were rewarded handsomely.

Lot got drunk and had sex with his daughters; one daughter one night and the other one the next night, (Gen 19:33-36) impregnating them both!

[theworldinnit]

not only that he claims to be a jealous god who will punish generations for their parents iniquities..

[dmosier]

If only these hard hearted atheists would heed the warnings our Lord has given us!

They should look to the example of Noah who obeyed God and was saved from the flood (Gen 7:23), and who then planted a vineyard (Gen 9:20 -- 23) and got drunk and passed out naked, and then cursed-for-life his son for the crime of accidentally seeing his drunk ass. Truly an example we can all aspire to.

[K0M99]

if he existed.

if he actually said what is claimed.

if he said he was the messiah.

if he said he was god.

if he said i was going to hell.

[amazingchipmunk]

I would ask him why he feels the need to condemn people for practicing the "wrong" religion. I would then ask him how he loves all if he condemns them to hell...

[mrmeaty305]

id say JESUUUUUUUSSSSS! buddy. we should hang out

[The2ndDoom]

I'd be all like "sup yo".

[fmcginn]

Then why are you here and watch this video? By accident or choice? Surely it wasn't satan than brought you here...Good day

[knyazhnaalina]

Jesus already DID die a SLOW and PAINFUL DEATH so that we would not have to go to hell but would be saved, have eternal life and spend forever in paradise in Heaven. For God so loved the world that he gave His one and only Son that whosoever believes in Him will not perish but have everlasting life. God bless!

[TokenDrone]

True that.

[Philos2006]

I would ask for fingerprints or dna and send it to the FBI.Peace !!

[gentletouch1]

I'd say I needed to get a phone that actually worked, and stop smoking whatever it is that induced the halucination.

[lucidmnd]

An open prayer to God

Dear God,

Please show me the way to your true self. I cannot trust the spoken or written words of any mortals for they may be confused by evil.

I beg for a small miracle of an email message which address I kept safely in my mind for you only. Upon receiving your message, you have my promise of becoming your faithful follower.

Lucidmnd

ps. I urge all theist, atheist and agnostic alike to do the same as it's a way to know for sure the truth.

[G0TTMITUNS]

I know that was out of line and I apologise I shouldn't have posted it in the first place.

[G0TTMITUNS]

I would arrange a meeting with him, kidnap him then sell him for as much money as I can.

[Vampiiire]

Haha me too man, me too!

[capslock3435]

search for "Jason Trachtenburg "Religion Is Killing This World"" and then comment on this very sad man

[ghost2be]

God bless you for your work,listen to your heart,follow it and not the remarks of the ones who refuse to believe.

[jefuchs2]

Holy Cow! Like you guys weren't annoying enough! How can I get on your do-not-call list?

Leave people alone! You never see Jews trying to force their beliefs on people. Just worship your idols and don't worry about what other people believe.

[imrealserious05]

that would be against our beliefs

[TedShepherd]

Hume's Rule suggests that I lean strongly to the explanation that the call is a hoax rather than that some deity is on the phone line. Even turning my shoes into jam would show me only the existence of some mysterious magic worker, not an infinite deity. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." — Arthur C. Clarke, "Profiles of The Future".

[paulbottomley42]

Well, I'd ask him to turn my shoes into jam, or something. Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence, after all. If my shoes did turn into jam, I'd probably ask him why he's using a phone rather than the more traditional visitation or what have you.

[motosk8er2]

id fart in the reciever

[LastKennedyStanding]

I wouldn't believe it. I'm Christian, and that's the funny thing: I'd hang up, thinking it was a prank and probably cuss quite a bit.

[888plant]

Thank you.

[Jerseysfinestchris]

pretty nice..lol