Look, i came on here right now because i just woke at 5 am from a dream about zombies, so comeing here was to get my mind off zombies, and in the related is your "how to tell a scary story" and "how zombies attack" videos! -.- thanks...
Anyway, i want to know, why do we have uncontrolable dreams and some dreams we can control?
i really cant tellif ur just high on quwack (hahaha get it get it cause cause of the the u know the duck) ,if u just have a mental problem, or if u were just born crazy?????????????????? please make a video telling us what it is
The moral of this video... Don't ever supply Danny with a rubber duck... Unless you want to be majorly ammused... In that case, go ahead, at the risk of the duck being eaten.
OMG i have that same duck lol my friend gave it to me for christmas one time.....i went and got it and was sqeaking it the whole i watched this video :D
Has anyone made the obvious joke yet? ---Danny has a fowl mouth.... get it? FOWL instead of FOUL?..... Whatever. At least I didn't say anything about the duck shitting in his mouth.
It was scary when I paused at 1:22 to type this comment. I was so scared that I almost forgot what I was going to say. Now i remember. I was going to say that he sounds like a shrewd Indian businessman when he talks about good clickies and bad clickies.
hey u did video about gaga. y not beiber or y the north pole isnt the south pole. or who invented north south east and west and y. or just y are you so insane and y does everyone love it haha
DANNY!! my sister and I adore your videos!! we both watch all the time *smiley smiles* we have both been wondering if you could make a video about your choice of the following: sock puppets, fingerpainting, how to properly diss a pedophile, the purpose of circus folk, or any review of a disney channel series. Thank you bunches of bunches!!! ^u^
Brilliant. Normally, if I had watched something like this, I would have not watched even the first minute of it. But you are very informative, with your wild quirks thrown in there at random fleeting moments of your LIFE, and I think there are just a few select people who can replicate what you do and not have their video's be a disaster. I applaud you. :)
I once woke only to find no less than 998 spam emails in my inbox. I thought i was dreaming. A thousand spam emails from some guy who was pissed at me for something. lol
Hello Danny, You should make a video in why our farts have a flapping sound. Like.....when we spread our cheeks it is just air....But when they are together does the cheeks flap or WHAT?!?!?!
did tht duck taste good and nice faces hahaha:)
luvcherry21 2 days ago
poor duckie !! :)))
evelyn0roland 3 weeks ago
spam is worse than smoking :) i can now feel better
ricoq131 3 weeks ago
He never said "Lovely Little Lemon drops"...
mzimmy1993 4 weeks ago
2:32 lmfao!!!!
Grandmasgirl2300 1 month ago
LMFAO!! I can't stop watching his videos
maarko89 1 month ago
lol you must be retarded 1:21 xD
Mr5eXLove 1 month ago
5tueu5tyjnrtuyrtuhyduyrturturturturturtusrtuyrtuywsrtuyhm rt rshgdfdshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdfshghhdfgjhgfjdfgjse5reory[ony['sodtry[oirjhodshjhdsijh
tobuscusepicosite 2 months ago
dddddddddddddddddddddawgradfhyaeyhaezdjhueaz5jhsgususrtyhhwrjtydfje yrkryuwv gyu/';.l,kjunhygtvfrcdxeswzaq
tobuscusepicosite 2 months ago
i thought we were talking about canned ham..
emilythe11emo 2 months ago 2
I wonder what's he like when he masterbates?
888Nevermore 3 months ago
@emochick3543 I don't. I wish I was that duck.
ILoveANinja13 3 months ago 2
My cousin keeps sending me spam..... but it is advratizing viagra O.o
omg13lover 4 months ago
WTF is wrong with you??!?!?!!?! XXXXDDDDDDDDD
linoyzergari 4 months ago
plz tell me i wa the only 1 who thought this was about the meat spam
jakecr997 4 months ago
why was he chewing a rubber duckie!? XD
Lfan1990 4 months ago
@Lfan1990 why aren't you chewing a rubber duck
jakecr997 4 months ago
GET IN MY MOUTH...i can taste the little chinese fingers fucking funny
HypedUp100 4 months ago 5
LMAO ASS OFF YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Sorry i laughed so hard i shit out of my wee wee...
pandaandbunnie 4 months ago
hold down 0,1, or 6 :)
alexasaltzman 4 months ago
How many ducks do you have??
ADamonedSoul 4 months ago
I'll post a comment as soon as I stop laughing....
CatChick1964 4 months ago
I seriously want to ride your dick no joke lmfao.
ImAsFakeAsMyBoobs 4 months ago
WHAT DOES HE SAY AT THE END??????????
JamalBond007 5 months ago
@JamalBond007
PICHKU MATERINU of course :D
BloodyMaSSacR3 5 months ago
Look, i came on here right now because i just woke at 5 am from a dream about zombies, so comeing here was to get my mind off zombies, and in the related is your "how to tell a scary story" and "how zombies attack" videos! -.- thanks...
Anyway, i want to know, why do we have uncontrolable dreams and some dreams we can control?
gibbo1112 5 months ago
Danny ur awesome. try getting a over sized rubber ducky and then try to shove tht into ur mouf hehe XOXO ;D
SunshineNorthshore 5 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
i think i laughed to the point of tears just about everytime he brought the duck out. unbelievably funny
JamalBond007 5 months ago
I like how he ate the duck!
1kyscott1 5 months ago
i shat myself when he nom nom'd the duck
Peacebybiggergun 5 months ago 2
why does the ad audio play twice for me?
TieFreaty 5 months ago
lol! ;_; i loved you....get in my mouth! NOM
mistafuZZyfuzz 5 months ago
dear danny,
please do a video about how to get into the playboy club. thankyou john,
freemanz1000 5 months ago
i love you, get in y mouth (chomp)
XxEbalizaxX 5 months ago
dont choke on the poor duckie!
gracethefishy 5 months ago
I wonder what Danny said at the very end of the video, could anyone figure it out?
9288Savior 5 months ago
@9288Savior he said u picku materinu :) that means in the vagina of your mom, if you translate it literaly
musicobsession2010 5 months ago
i really cant tellif ur just high on quwack (hahaha get it get it cause cause of the the u know the duck) ,if u just have a mental problem, or if u were just born crazy?????????????????? please make a video telling us what it is
kalinstar 6 months ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
THATS SO FUNNY!!! :D
burningsoul22 6 months ago
@burningsoul22 Sure it is
XD
tahabakhit 5 months ago
How about teaching people about where the word SPAM comes from? Or why people in Hawaii like Spam (the canned "meat").
TekN9ne83 6 months ago
white people -.-
Swaggahboy96 6 months ago
Get in my mouth... again!
ValdasRBK 6 months ago
press 2 for rubber ducky machine
bart2daman 6 months ago
mouse farts...?
TheKimChannel13 7 months ago
:D soo funny,,,,,,,do......
why we take showers
thekellyjellybear 8 months ago
i luffs duckie!!and dannys nose!! O.O
br33anoia4321 8 months ago
don't eat the duck!!!!!!!!!!
blazecommando 8 months ago
i love you... and duck <3
parotgoessquak 8 months ago
O thought he meant spam like the food
bobdiggity69 8 months ago
MOUSE FARTS!!!!! AND GET. IN.MY. MOUF
snowconerangel 8 months ago
mouse farts???
bloodthirstyvampire8 8 months ago
I only watch this video for the ducks lol
bloodthirstyvampire8 8 months ago
Dear Danny,
Can you make a video about why you are soooo funny.
Love,
Marisa
vampgirl1735 8 months ago
I have same phone case
BlueRubberDuck2 8 months ago
i thought it was spam as in the wierd ham thingerrr...clicky....
MsTuber2011 8 months ago
danny you like putting things in your mouth dont you?
rockergirl2491 8 months ago
The moral of this video... Don't ever supply Danny with a rubber duck... Unless you want to be majorly ammused... In that case, go ahead, at the risk of the duck being eaten.
96kimbo 9 months ago 2
Can you put the rubber duck in more videos
kylepercy1 9 months ago
can you make a video on why volleyball is so beast..... dot......dot....dot
1vballstar 9 months ago
1:55 omfg haha
marcgunner195 11 months ago
0:34 lool
marcgunner195 11 months ago
"hey Danny you sick son of a bitch" hahaahha XD rofl lol.....i almost died laughting
AWMcro 11 months ago
U PIČKU MATERINO! AJ JEDI OVAJ RACU! NOM NOM NOM
Killkec 11 months ago
Get im my mouf!
dr4gg1n 11 months ago
Alittle Wet But Fine!!!
faynshay 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
they should have writen : keep away for danny,s small parts might be swallowed
TheGOTH13 11 months ago
they should have writen : keep away for danny,s smal parts might be swallowed
TheGOTH13 11 months ago
they should have writen : keep away for danny,s smaal parts might be swallowed
TheGOTH13 11 months ago
Explanation...Duck...Explanation...Duck...Explanation...Duck...Explanation...Duck...Explanation...Duck...Explanation...Duck...Explanation...Duck...
AMAZING!!!!!!!
Keeby12 11 months ago
Hey I'm from brazil!!!! No just kidding
dajotimes 1 year ago
"How Dare You Say That To Me Get In My Mouth:D
lecristina1 1 year ago
1:21 to 1:24 omfg i almost pissed my pants.
majic145 1 year ago 52
@majic145 You are one easily amused faggot, you retarded by any chance?
themoose1986 4 months ago
@themoose1986 You call a faggot a guy who laughed with somehting funny. We can all see who is retarted..
CheJK666 4 months ago
i've just bought a duck like that :O YAY! go duckies go Danny <3 love u!!
greetzz from holland
MissDreamzer 1 year ago
I don't really like your other videos but I love you in this one...maybe you just need a cute lil rubber ducky in you other videos :)
FloatOn23 1 year ago
@gradualreport
Hey u should create a itunes podcasts so we can download your awsome and funny videos!!
989TROY989 1 year ago
I never thought I could laugh so much at you with a rubber duck. Why put it in the mouth? Why not... :D
MelissaC0796 1 year ago 14
You creep me out and make me laugh all at the same time.
MonkeyBirdSpinnr 1 year ago
You have to be the funniest mother fucker i've ever seen.
Enkelados101 1 year ago
I thought this was going to be about the mystery meat spam... boy was I wrong.
MsChloShmo 1 year ago
My grandparents send me spam.....
azeara5 1 year ago
Crap... I want a rubber ducky now... :P
Soliowind 1 year ago
@Soliowind I haz a rubber ducky. I called him Jeremy :L It's funny xD
Jaidennx 1 year ago
get in my mouth!
That's what she said!!!
spacealien101 1 year ago 3
ROFL he has terets xD
mibestfriendwazacat 1 year ago
HEY DANNY!!! could u do a video on the meaning of life???
btw...
guitarplayah69 1 year ago
you should make a video about trolls ^_^
Walls0fS0litude 1 year ago
I love you, man! your crazy in a good way!
bekiesooloo 1 year ago
Dan THE man, make a video about why we get ill? :]
Theunknowndreams6 1 year ago
I HAVE A DUCKIE!!!
KinkoSawada 1 year ago
OH MY F**KING GOD!! SSOO FUNNY!! lol cant stop laughing!!!! HAHA <3<3
aim900 1 year ago 2
srrie, i still don't kno wat spam is
LenkeH 1 year ago
3:15 U PICKU MATERINU!
cakiftw 1 year ago
AAAAH!LOL I CANT STOP FUCKIN LAFFIN..........GET IN MY MOUFF DUCKY!!
LopezLegend 1 year ago 6
he loves bitting his ducky lolz
vamplov365 1 year ago
get in my mouff!
adamfly1 1 year ago
YOU SHOULD BE MASSIVE AND WORK ON THE STATION :) APPLY FOR IT, THEY WOULD ACCEPT YOU!
iMechaniixXx 1 year ago
@iMechaniixXx love your name but where did you get it from. plz say megadeth
ppartmas 1 year ago
@ppartmas yes, indeed i did \m/
iMechaniixXx 1 year ago
@iMechaniixXx l..l l..l
ppartmas 1 year ago
he tries to hard, wayy to hard. Thumbs down for me.
callawaygolfer95 1 year ago
at 2:32 - 2:34 (i didnt mean 3) is my favorite part of the video XD
jb0258 1 year ago
at 3:32 - 3:34 is my favorite part of the video XD
jb0258 1 year ago
Epic button >>1:51
TheMadhatter9111 1 year ago
this guy is insane=))
TheMadhatter9111 1 year ago
I could not stop laughing!
mezoe1 1 year ago
I wanna be that ducky!
MultipleColoredChloe 1 year ago
Make a video about homework and why it's a waste of time(: lol
MorganMaddieShow 1 year ago
DANNY!!!! What's the best way to fall?
SuperTrackstar22 1 year ago
Get in my mouf!
TheAshpwns 1 year ago
Danny, make a video about aliens :]
metalrocker1ful 1 year ago
SPAM!
sexybexy19 1 year ago
omg u make me happy and im not a happy person :))
lifeXfallinXapart 1 year ago
0...............0
XxXRAWRXiTSXLiLYXxX 1 year ago
DUCKY! GET IN MY MOUTH
krescheditx97 1 year ago
5,475 mouse farts in the wind.
vertexgirl 1 year ago
dear danny please make a video of why people need to have peer groups
thank you and i'll eat the lion for you
TheDemonSlayer2900 1 year ago
OMG i have that same duck lol my friend gave it to me for christmas one time.....i went and got it and was sqeaking it the whole i watched this video :D
kshepthedrummer 1 year ago
Make.a.video.about.DUCKYYY!!! plz :)
Nis3vic1van 1 year ago
@Nis3vic1van yeah because thats such a source of tales
spaik007 1 year ago
@spaik007 yeah,probably not.but it's danny,he can make anything funny :D
Nis3vic1van 1 year ago
hahahaha @ 1:55 is the best!!
LledEnialb 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Dear Danny!
What are all of the different ways to climb trees? And what is the best way to get down from them?! Thanks!!
LledEnialb 1 year ago
He Dint Call Us Lemon Drops :( :'( Wahh
mrNotJackWhy 1 year ago
danny could you make a video about why you are so cool :D
VivaLaJimbo09 1 year ago
SCREAM DUCKY SCREAM! :)
NikkiRocksxx 1 year ago
Has anyone made the obvious joke yet? ---Danny has a fowl mouth.... get it? FOWL instead of FOUL?..... Whatever. At least I didn't say anything about the duck shitting in his mouth.
lolohoho100 1 year ago
1:21 - 1:25 hahahahah!!!
LinkinPark2135 1 year ago
I likes the ducky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
la04211 1 year ago
It was scary when I paused at 1:22 to type this comment. I was so scared that I almost forgot what I was going to say. Now i remember. I was going to say that he sounds like a shrewd Indian businessman when he talks about good clickies and bad clickies.
spinemelter2000 1 year ago
clicky clicky clicky!
MixtureMakeup 1 year ago
PIČKU MATERINU HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAH
tomawrestler 1 year ago
ok, which one of u idiots gave him the duck?!
im pretty sure i didnt hear a thing about spam, cause i was kinda focusing on WTF WAS HE DOING WITH THAT DUCK!?
01DREAM10 1 year ago 2
@01DREAM10 I COMPLETELY AGREE! He should like make a video playing with the Duck! xD tehehehhehehe xDDDD
NikkiRocksxx 1 year ago
he's like jim carrey
blackdaggera7x 1 year ago
Dannnnnny
Make a video about 'Declaration Of War Against Justin Bieber Haters'
:)
lilhazzo1 1 year ago
Hey if you havent seen..danny has another channel called Poonapple..check it out
SiLlyGoOse4321 1 year ago
I wish I was that duckey loljk
haleyhots 1 year ago
GET IN MY MOUF!!
MsGurple 1 year ago 2
SPAM= Stupid, Pointless And Meaningless.
icewhipRox 1 year ago
@icewhipRox niiice!
lifeinthefunlane 1 year ago
TITTIES!
UziDuziiT 1 year ago
what about spam the food item?
m16warden 1 year ago
hey u did video about gaga. y not beiber or y the north pole isnt the south pole. or who invented north south east and west and y. or just y are you so insane and y does everyone love it haha
ppartmas 1 year ago
get in my mouth :))=))
ShadowDancerr 1 year ago
danny rules haha get in my mouth
Akeem562 1 year ago
ayo danny, make a video on why you love me so much <3 and possibly make fun of my videos hehe
manalnas 1 year ago
Danny please make a video about skateboarding :-) thank you !!!!
nintendocyros 1 year ago
Dannt
nintendocyros 1 year ago
what bout SPAM the meattt?????? pooor ducky haha huge fan though!!!
fav part: clicky clicky i like clicky clicky good
now get into my mouth ducky
iluvuuuuuuuu345 1 year ago
DANNY!! my sister and I adore your videos!! we both watch all the time *smiley smiles* we have both been wondering if you could make a video about your choice of the following: sock puppets, fingerpainting, how to properly diss a pedophile, the purpose of circus folk, or any review of a disney channel series. Thank you bunches of bunches!!! ^u^
**hugs for danny!!**
JessieBearAZ 1 year ago 2
DEAR DANNY(: <3 please make a video about SMOKING ! AND DRUGS!
alexafaria1 1 year ago
.....raping duckies..wow danny what have you come too??
CammyS12342 1 year ago
make a video on potted meat!
zachryanmorris 1 year ago
It's prey, not pray, silly Danny. :P
guitarheroaddict2 1 year ago
Brilliant. Normally, if I had watched something like this, I would have not watched even the first minute of it. But you are very informative, with your wild quirks thrown in there at random fleeting moments of your LIFE, and I think there are just a few select people who can replicate what you do and not have their video's be a disaster. I applaud you. :)
Good luck on your next video.
KallenYuzu 1 year ago
you should make a video about your girlfriend...wait...you dont have one do you? :3 well good luck with that
Bitterbuz 1 year ago
hey... why didn't he call us lemon drops. i kno!
its because of the German accent, and everyone knows Germans don't eat lemon drops. that's why they're so grumpy.
efnott 1 year ago
i love the duckie!
stueythehampster 1 year ago
pičku maternu
DrN0s 1 year ago 2
you can almost taste the chiney factory workers fingers!!! ahah good one danny :P (1:45)
FrekennProjects 1 year ago
Hey Danny, you're so awesome!! =D
I think you should do a video on why sluts have become sluts.
Now get in my mouth!
ellaxazza 1 year ago
I once woke only to find no less than 998 spam emails in my inbox. I thought i was dreaming. A thousand spam emails from some guy who was pissed at me for something. lol
HelloRWA 1 year ago
danny do a video of "succesful" youtubers and why they suck :D
kiselbob 1 year ago
Danny! Do a video on video games! >.<
xXskypirateXx 1 year ago
Hey Danny! I have a question....Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
inblahs 1 year ago
okay. best. video. ever.
i love you.
korynnalyssa 1 year ago
Hello Danny, You should make a video in why our farts have a flapping sound. Like.....when we spread our cheeks it is just air....But when they are together does the cheeks flap or WHAT?!?!?!
Tubbs3695 1 year ago
Don't let PETA watch this video. x_x
coder49 1 year ago
Duck-exercise. Push it,drop it,clap it at your face,and finally,put it into your mouth,chew it,and maybe,eat it when you've finished.
antokosic 1 year ago
hehe you got a ducky and i gotsz a piggy^^ PIGGAY!!!
Shervana 1 year ago
Brilliant!
ItzFrostyyy 1 year ago
ROTFLMFAO!
nickigw94 1 year ago
Hi Danny,
Make another serbian lesson! I know serbian, but I want to hear your wonderful voice speaking it!
also can i bear your babies? kthx
filipus1000 1 year ago