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  • Uploaded on Valentine's day...

  • What a dork! I'm glad my Shepherd chose Liara. She's more of a man than Kaiden is!

  • Dammit, I can't take Kaiden seriously. I can't. Not after how HK-47 described Carth in KOTOR II. All I hear when he talks is "Oh Commander, I cannot trust you!"

  • omg i just realised kaiden is carth onasi in kotor hahaha

  • Kaiden had to take some viagra.

  • choose oh be a man it so funny

  • HAHAH she doesnt have all her stress worked out yet....lolol. Wow.

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  • @duncan7599 by talking to people on the fucking ship... its not hard -.-

  • @thommelorus  LOL

  • @duncan7599 keep talking to the person you want to romance

  • @droid521 I always play the evil side in role playing games because it is so much more fun screwing the story line up and causing problems than than doing good for the ststis quo. I was always giving mean coments to my crewmen so no wonder no one wanted to sleep with me. Now I have to be nice to them, that sucks LOL.

  • @duncan7599 have fun :P enjoy yourself

  • @duncan7599 u just talk to the person and eventually...well u have to talk to them after every mission starting with the firsst one after you become a spetre

  • SERIOUS breach of PROTOCAL.. lol

  • "I don't think I have all of my stress worked out ye-"

    "JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE!"

    Why Bioware????

  • how come mass effect sex scenes are rated as the best video game sex scenes, i mean, u only get to see a part of the girls (hot) body, theres no actually sex!!

  • @2009joshyboy then just imagine the rest of them :/....

  • LOL kaiden is so gay

  • This is what will never happen again. Us

    One of the most mature dialogue lines I heard in a videogame.

  • Damn...why couldn't we have gotten some of that with Thane? :/

  • @nekomaniac13 MTE :*(

  • @nekomaniac13

    thanes a fuckin alien

  • @AlienFirefox Thanes a fuckin hot alien. Guys and some girls can get their blue and green alien women but whats wrong with a little male alien actions? Thanes cute

  • @darlagoddesshate

    thanes race is a lizard race. if you think sex with a fuckin alien is cool well  fuck

  • How did he get her so easy? he's rather ugly, you know...

  • Shepard has an absurdly long neck.

  • JOKERSWAITINGFORYOUONTHEBRIDGE­!!

  • I would wnat to see a sex scene betwen a male shepar and kaiden ;)

  • Shep: "You know, I haven't gotten all of my stress worked out yet....."

    Kaidan: "Well uhhh ummm...... OH JOKER'S WAITING FOR ON THE BRIDGE! BETTER HEAD THERE!! A commander shouldn't be late, you know, right?! hahaha..haha.........ha :/ "

    Shep: -____- "Oh right, haha, yeah, I'll get to it" (*god, I"m really THAT bad in bed?*)

  • Dude I love Kaiden. He's so sweet.

  • @fruitikay Wish men like Kaiden exsisted in real life. :(

  • Who the hell is that voice actor Alec Fucking Baldwin he got her easy

  • Also, the love scenes in ME2 are a lot more... reserved, for some reason. F I don't know why, they never even show any bare skin really.

  • Also, why the hell do the male shepard/female paramour get such good sex scenes but the female shepard/male paramour ones are crappy and totally lacking any PASSION...

    Do they really think that women don't play video games?

  • I fucking hate Kaidan, the way he fucks you over and leaves you in ME2....

  • thats... it? thats the sex scene... why all the controversy? guess people really have nothing else better to do but to knock a perfectly good game huh...

  • "I don't think I have all my stress worked out..."

    "JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE."

  • @Infradead lol...

  • MASS EREC leads to MASS EJEC

  • Kaiden sounds like Carth Onasi from KOTOR to me.

  • @joeslickback That's because they were voiced by the actor Raphael Sbarge.

  • ASDF JOker'S WAiTING FOR you ON tHE BRIdGE

    *erhem*

  • is that seth green at 2:30???

  • @sticky133400 Yes.

  • @SolonaCousland lol thats awsome. i have to get this game. i was iffy before but if seth green is in it its gotaa be a sweeeeet game.

  • @sticky133400 You might want to get both ME1 and ME2, then. The character of Joker (Seth Green) has a much larger role in the sequel.

  • @SolonaCousland definately. thanks.

  • is the voice actor for kaiden the voice actor for carth from kotor?

  • @xXVeEtOXx Yes X3

  • @xXVeEtOXx Yep. :)

  • @xXVeEtOXx That actor's name is Raphael Sbarge

  • @xXVeEtOXx Yes. :)

    And that voice actor's name is Raphael Sbarge

  • @xXVeEtOXx

    I thought it looked like a better scripted, less glitchy KOTOR.

  • @xXVeEtOXx yes it is :3

  • oh, be a man lol

  • porn effect :D

  • IS THAT WHAT FOX IS FRECING OUT ABOUT WOW

  • hey seriouse breach of protocall ey? ok fine then forget it bye bye get out rofl

  • you know, I'm sure there are women who play this game, maybe not many.. but a few. Maybe the the crawling thing would look silly, but something that objectified the man a little more might have been nice

  • @FAYZER0 *raises hand* Woman who plays Mass Effect here. I didn't find the part where Shepard crawls towards Kaiden silly per se but I did feel like us girls got the short stick when it came to romances in the original. Our choices where to either go lesbian or hitch up with a guy that has the personality of a brick. Mass Effect 2 was much, much better in that regard (even if the scenes were less 'explicit')

  • @forlornhope638 *raises two hands* Woman who also plays mass effect Right here yay!! i agree they should put more for females we always get second hand, and the crwaling i thought it was very sexy, and our options should of been better or make Kaiden less of a pu*** and more manly that takes little more control, and less of an.. SHEPHARD JOKER WAITING FOR YOU AT THE BRDIGE.. type thing you know

  • @forlornhope638 - i am also a woman that plays mass effect, as well as other bioware games (Dragon Age! Awesome!) and you are right.  we get short changed really bad. cuz they assume the gamers are primarily men, which is true in my experience. i did enjoy mass effect 2 ALOT more. It stank that the scenes were less explicit, but the relationships most certainly did improve. Personally, I chose Thane Krios.... who knows... maybe he looks goofy naked....

  • @forlornhope638 I actually disagree, respectfully, with ME2 being better for romances with FemShep. Going "lesbian" didn't bother me since Liara technically isn't a female as Asari only have one gender. ME2 all FemShep has is reptilian looking aliens or a young Blade. I wished at least Tali would have been available to romance for FemShep. Or hell, even Miranda. ManShep seems to have the whole crew in his reach, but FemShep, not so much.

  • @MaxiLuca At the same time, Liara wasn't exactly a 'dude' either. I liked Thane and Garrus in ME2 so I was satisfied. Jacob felt like another Kaiden to me and his 'romance' scene is just horrible porn movie quality. So I can sort of agree that girls still get the short stick of the deal in the sequel. If anything, I think the gay/les community should be mad for the lack of options for them.

  • @forlornhope638 As a lesbian I am a little upset at the lack of option. I mean they "tried" something with Liara but it was a total half ass attempt. I'd have rather they just stuck to Kaiden and not teased with Liara. And I do like Garrus but it just creeps me out a little that he's a reptilian looking alien, at least Liara was humanoid. But regardless, FemShep should have slightly better options IMO. :-) Hell, in Dragon Age (also by BioWare) you have option for gay or les romance. :-\

  • @MaxiLuca That's probably why Bioware didn't make any of the alien romances in ME2 too explicit. Tali looks humanoid but what really is behind that mask. The world may never know.. 00; So I've heard. (I've only played a little bit of Dragon Age) Maybe there will be more romance options in ME3? A girl can hope x3

  • @MaxiLuca There is a mod/hack that you can do for FemShep that makes the game think you are a Male Shep, its basically Lesbian features on characters that are straight.

  • Ass Effect

  • i really have to wonder if they called it mass effect because of these sex scenes

  • Your shepard looks just like mine.

  • szkoda, że shepard-facet nie może się bzyknąć z kaidanem :P :D

  • That looks ALOT like my Shepard...

    Seperated at birth?

    Creepy...........

  • @mact100 Same here. 'Cept Mine talks nicer I guess. lol

  • Female Shephard is... attractive (helps that she has Jennifer Hale/Bastila Shan's voice). I wish we could get a special edition of KOTOR with a scene of Bastila's nude backside like this. :D

  • my mass is erect

  • JOKER IS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE

  • Fox News should've included this scene. Damn...

  • mass effect 3: shooting n fucking

  • 2:01 Best part play over and over haha

    Damn she's a hoe! haha

  • Ugh I miss the love scenes from ME1. So much better than the ones in ME2. Kind of irks me because everything else is better.

    I can't believe people threw a fit over the nudity. Anyone under 17 isn't supposed to be playing this game anyway! That's why it's rated M! Duh! And kids see way worse on TV anyway.

  • I agree. I mean seriously, it's 30 seconds of nudity in a game that lasts 30 hours. What's the big deal?

  • @GaMeRuInEr Yeah, its just a few seconds of snogging and one scene of bum shot. Its real hardcore porn isnt it!

  • Gigity gigty

  • When in the game is this? I can't wait xD

  • Just before the last mission, with any of the three love interests.

  • WOWOWOWOWW NICE BOOOOBZZZZZZZZZZ

  • HEY, that wasen't in ME2 OMFG so sad

  • lol this is the first time I've watched the love scene with Kaiden. I mostly play male Shepard, never got far with the female.

  • "You know, I don't think I have all my..."

    "JOKER IS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE!!"

  • Why so jokeing?

  • @nolafan790

    XD he was mean as hell there.

  • sounds like carth

  • Same actor.

  • Kaidan is amazing, but you know whats weird..I didnt like his voice as Carth! or is it Karth? :S in KOTOR!! But I love him as Kaidan! Straaaaaange :P

  • MASS ERECT

  • Woa...25 plus...

    You got my vote!

  • @lollickme46 That's what they should call a Porn movie parody of Mass Effect. Mass Erect and the sequel, Ass Effect. And then the third installment - Ass Erect. Wait that doesn't sound right o.O

  • @lollickme46 lol

  • I can just see Kaidan getting a migraine partway through that scene.

  • Meet 'n Fuck: Mass Effect :D

  • @BeekersSqueakers You play it too? :D

  • @ClanTheNuke Who doesn't?

  • i got a female char too but i got him killed on virmire omg i suck

  • Where hardcore sex? Where handjob? Where guys fucking each other, animals & monsters by fuckmachines? Duh... It's not interesting...

  • Where though one boy in this ugly game? It's discrimination & infringement of the gays rights!)

  • Kaiden, I...I love yo-

    JOKERS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE

  • Did the original sex scenes in Mass Effect really cause this big a ripple? I was wondering why the 2nd one made the characters have sex with clothes on. The world is getting more and more repressed every year.

  • Cuz, you know, the human body is an evil horrible thing, can't let anyone, see that sort of thing. Might scar them for life. Gah, sometimes I hate humanity.

  • hey, 100 years ago women couldn't show their ankles.

    God help us if we ever revert to that!

  • Thats pretty much what this is! With the exception of Miranda and Jacob, and to a lesser extent Tali(She removes her mask, but you dont see it) no one removes any clothes, and the scenes themselves are only about half as long as the first game.

  • HEY that's no sex scene, its more of a side boob hour or something.

  • Fox News got freaked out by this?

    Wow, if humanity is going that way... *Points gun to head*

  • @loludde Ya I know seing someone get ripped in half is ok but seing a butt is bad. Also Fox said that the children will have the oppurtunity to take part in the sexual act and have a realistic and visual interaction. Lol they said children when it's an M rated game and also got the whole interactive part wrong. Fox is a messed up place for gaming.

  • Haha yeah. Fox is fucking rediculous.

    I mean:

    Fox News at 11: If your kid play this videogame consisting of shooting stuff and having "hot" sex with women when its obviously a M rated game it will make him hate your country and support the terrorists!

    It's pretty pathetic that they think games are still just for children =|

  • just made my day loludde

  • Kaiden's face at 2:06 is hilarious. XDD

  • OMG THATS IT?

    bare side butt, and a side boob without the nipple.

    What are they bitching about? I've seen worse in pg-13 movies.

  • JOKERSWAITINGFORYOUONTHEBRIDGE­

  • Dam ur right he did do the voice of carth onasi

  • Yes, the voice actor is the same one who did Carth Onasi from KoTOR, which was also a Bioware game. I believe he also did Scorch from Republic Commando. His name is Raphael Sbarge.

  • I believe the female shepard is the same voice of Bastila from KotOR too. May be wrong

  • Yeah, Jennifer Hale did both voices.

  • Heh shes sexy

  • Thats 1 sexy fem shephard.

  • SHE DOSNT LOOK THAT BAD HONESTLY..

  • i like your shepherd looks like you took time to customise the face to look great like i did

  • To be honest, i let Ashley die because i couldn't let my wishful-romance Kaiden die.

  • hmm kaiden... why the hell couldn't my dude shepard have him! :(

  • Because according to Bioware we can have gay male martial artists, but not gay male space cowboys. DX *disappointed*

  • "I might think that you're abusing your authority!"

    You don't care. You were waiting for her to "abuse her authority" all through the game.

  • how far into the game is this

  • thats it?? thats what all the hype was about?? haha

  • im jus glad they dint show the image of the male in the doggy position crawling towards her

  • fuck you

  • @havik206 same thing i was thinking when i was about to watch this vid rofl

  • @havik206  lol

  • they shuld have male on male lets kick this roanceu to some HARD romance ;D

    XD

  • you know what would be funny as hell? if you could have a relationship with kaiden with a male character! lulz!

  • better real porn

  • some1 got PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

  • omfg they talk so much!!

  • is this on xbox

  • She... Wow... I wanna be recruited to Alliance Military too!!!

  • Yeah count me in too!!

  • no wonder kaidan is always happy haha

  • Female Shepard's got some ass :P

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  • how do u get there?

  • IDK why fox had a big shit storm over this you dont see her... well you see her ass but so what and you dont see his.... well you get what i mean. Fox just ran out of shity news to report so they turn their crap to the gamers right?

  • Whats with her eyebrow? xD

  • wtf??

  • Kaiden is one hot looking ass guy.

  • Waaaiiit a secooond.... Can you do it with Kaiden as "a male shepard"?

    Just thinking, cause you can do it "girl on girl".

  • no fegolas but it would be funny to see that between shepard and kaiden.

  • Gah... ok xD

  • NO you cannot because that would be nasty

  • Technically Liara is a hermaphrodite by human standards.

  • no, she only has female reproductive organs. Therefore, she is Bi

  • Bisexual is a term referring to sexual preference not gender. Technically, she wouldn't have any sex organs, since Asari mate by melding minds. Even though asari would likely pass children through a uterus, that would be its only actual purpose.

    The reason I say she could be a hermaphrodite is because she is able to reproduce as both a male and female. She could carry the child, or just as easily be the "father", giving out genetic information.

    A Bisexual would and could not do that.

  • Yay! Carth Onasi.^^

  • "I don't believe me yet." Bwahaha!

  • Is that Carth Onasi's voice from KOTOR??

  • That's defiantly Carth

    but Carth is an asshole