Chewin The Fat - Restruant

[looloorex]

LMFAO !!!

[cocatwoman7]

these comments are alot funnier than the video! Pmsl oh-I love Scottish slang and I "get" most of what I hear. The Scots have the best sense of humor in the world-the English...DO NOT! Everyone from Chewin the Fat is brilliant and I wish BBC Scotland would magically show up on my satellite dish. I know they don't broadcast CTF anymore but I love Scotland and well, American TV is CRAP. cheerz from April in Colorado and to Chewin the Fat!

[gregmc21]

@cocatwoman7 and scotland loves you too :o) 

[kims376]

lmao funny stuff lol... i like

[DoTheShuffaloShake]

The one thing I don't understand about scottish people is they feel the need to be so nationalist that they even type their accents into comments?

Scottish people are taught the queens english and should be able to tell the difference.

[silvermoura]

@DoTheShuffaloShake have you ever heard of phonetic spelling, spelling out words the way they sound to you. but you're probably english anyways and think that proper english the only way to talk. id rather listen to a scottish accent all day than a bloody english one.

[DoTheShuffaloShake]

@silvermoura Relatively yes. But in Scotland the children are taught to write in English. You don't see their exam essays written in "The folk didnae ken wit tae say" you'll see it in the queens English. The queens English doesn't cover slang and suchlike so I disagree with that comment however typing in phonetic spelling is just stupid.

[cocatwoman7]

@silvermoura me too :)

[kashy43]

@DoTheShuffaloShake .... dont be upset we know the difference but some things just sound so much funnier when we write it in a way that expresses our own dialect.. we are proud of our comedy and the accent is part of what makes things funny for us. sorry if you dont like it but then you did choose to watch clips of scottish comedians so you must like us just a "wee" bit :)

[cocatwoman7]

@kashy43 thank you! I can't get enuf Scottish comedy, especially Chewin the Fat skits-brilliant!!! I love the Scots and Scotland! cheerz

[carbonANDnitro]

@DoTheShuffaloShake i have one thing to say to you suck ma baws ya wee english prick fuck the queen fuck u nd fuck yer maw if u said tht here u wouda got plugged fuck oot ae

[ksmxx]

@DoTheShuffaloShake I don't think that's a very fair comment. Surely we can type our slang/accented words on a related video if we feel like it. Also Scots is a recognised language, so why not use it?

[ChuckNorrisFilms1]

@DoTheShuffaloShake Oh. So now jjust because you're being a little cunt we all have to write like how you want us tae? Fuck off ya cunt!

[scotstrucker]

Pure class....dug shite oan the wummins leg.

[TheRealDJLO]

Restaurant*

[o0scotland0o]

that was minted ladz

[shakaama]

ok that was beyond gross, and not funny

[BillDFC]

Restruant?? Is that French for staying off school?

[Oneartfuldodger]

The woman's leg he was just imaging with a clump of poop on it. But it looked like it had bugs in it. Yuck or Double

[DJfraz07]

He had shite on his shoe, and rubbed it off her leg.

But when he looked at his shoe and seen the shite on it..... he thought it had came from her, thats why he ran off LOL

[kashy43]

wit kinda daft cunts canny tell the difference between blood n shite? the guy hus obviously stood in dug shite n then rubbed the burds leg int it!

[sdabrucelee]

@kashy43 your accent is so ridiculous it penetrates your typing, bravo sir.

[carbonANDnitro]

@sdabrucelee your accent is so ridiculous i penetrated yer maw, bravo ya dolly prick!

[GuitarAndDiablo]

@kashy43 what are you talking about you dafty

[Amykittys81]

next time, take off his shoe. :)

[clown568]

omg imagine....

if that actually happend to someone xD

nasty stuff lol

[WavelengthRose]

OMG....This was tooooooo funny!!!!

[Arkstrikle]

i thought it was blood she having her period.

then showed the leg thought he was rubbing off a scab or something.

[olives639]

Oh man Arkstrikle. Women don't menstruate through their calves! Hahahah. And I've never seen a scab look like that! Here's your Darwin award.

[oberon06]

step on the jobby side on and it would, happened to me n aw. didnae rub a burds leg wi it though

[BINSROCK]

@olives639 u fucking tit

[bigredsfunbus]

It's dog shit.

[WeirdFields]

haha, you're right in fact most likely. It's a long time since i've seen a reddish brown shite mind you.

[hiabex]

God, I laughed until I cried...

[LTFIVELEE]

Now that was funny no matter where you live?

[haggismuncher]

Chaomac! the big man here ye dinnae get it ye numpty wit planet ye livin owne?

al stick ma fit so far up yer arse yell be wearin it as a hat ye fanny baws!!!

[ToiletseatPhilosophy]

Lmao, very original

[bawjawzz]

omg lol thats good

[chaomac]

i dont get it :|

[chrysotheme]

didn't realize got dogshit on his shoes.

[brynniegirl]

I've watched this so many times but at first I just didn't get it.. so after all this time I thought I'd stop and say "THANKS!" for explaining this so I could have a good laugh :D Thanks! :)

[Lotiolenti]

OMG you had me laughing there

[amunneheh]

jokes

[jenzybaby]

AMAZIN! 5/5

[MarkJGS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excellent, five stars!