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  • HAHHA! Love it, btw who is Jenny?

  • I'm team Jacob but still love this!

    

  • lol i have to admit this is pretty funny

  • LOL!!! HAHA JACOB SUX TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What are you talking about he is mine!!!!! That's not funny and that is so Edward talking about Jacob Edward is UGLY.

  • loooooool wtf :P

  • Team Potter all the way!

  • WHAT THE FUCK

  • thats so funny!

  • this is horable and dont go hatin on my man TAYLOR LAUTNER ok he is way sexyer than edward any day

  • @sexygirlz121 idk wether 2 like this comment or hate it Because TAYLOR LAUTNER IS MY MAN !!!

  • ...

    thats all i have to say

  • LOL ok tht was um... ENTERTAINING REALLY WEIRD BUT GOOD TRY I LIKED IT WASN'T MY FAVOURITE BUT VERY GOOD TRY I THINK U GUYS HAV LOTS OF GUTS PUTTIN IT ON UTUBE WHEN THEIR R DICKS TRING TO TEASE U 4 HAVIN FUN

  • haha this is so funny!

  • I'm Team Jake and find this really funny idk why, but now when I

    watch the water boy I can't help but find him attractive as well thnx

    4 the brain-washing! x]

  • Makes me laugh everytime :)

  • ok sorry but this suck!

  • hahahhaa woww

  • Okay, kind of creepy that a girl is reading....o.O

  • everyone shut up, ur all so mean,

    i thought it was good ;D

    

  • I was laughing at how ridiculous this was. Good try at being mean. I give you 5stars.

  • Get a life freaky chick and plus u sound like a retard

  • umm that sucked bad!!! i dont like :P

  • umm it was ok but the only funny part was about the boobs....

  • uhm. ya thatkinda sucked. it was more like a prayer then a diary entry

  • Epic fail

  • wow. that had to be the worst spoof i've ever scene. EVER

  • epic fail

  • wow

  • waste of our time

  • sucks ! I'm Teame EDWARD and all but this video relli sucks !

  • Screw u jacob's awsome he can be as femine as he wants

  • cant believe uu spent uur time writing all thaat, tryna be funny and you FAILED!

    uurm no offence :L

  • what the fuck this is the gayest thing ive ever heard fuck off

  • this had to be the dumbest video on youtube what are you a 9 year old???

  • this suckkks!

  • sexy man hair?

  • first of all you sound like a freaking bug got caught in ur mouth and nose

    second dont ever read aloud to anyone ever again

    third this is completely stupid as fuck

    and fourth most of the stuff you said wasn't even in this "diary" so next time if you want people to like this stuff think about what i wrote and some of the fellow youtubers huh?

  • This was so stupid it was amusing lol.

  • What does the get the period mean ?

  • this is retarded, your voice is fricking annoying!

  • WTFF!?

  • the only funny part was "I want to stick my fingers in him." other than that...FAIL!

  • are u tryin to sound like eric cartman???..cuz i think u do...with that lisp and stuff

  • WTF?!

  • That was so funny! Sexy man hair lol

  • You know it isn't gonna be great when the first line reads 'God are there'.

  • @Glaceo what is that suppose to mean?

  • @cmcclure0712 She says 'God ARE you there?' and the diary reads 'God are there...' If she's messing up on the first line, you know the rest of the vid can't be too impressive.

  • lolz what? i was like wtf the whole time.....

  • lol

    

  • Thii'sz Suckedd...

  • omg this was soooo fuking funny!!!!

  • holy god that sucked.

  • that kinda sucked !

  • im sorry but i love it thays what i think but insted jacob it should be "Dear god i like to picture edward neacked but all i think about today is his new girlfriend  bella" XD

  • So Jacob has an accent, and a lisp in your mind?

    Nice :]

  • this sucks...

  • omg XD

  • Lmao he forgot the you in god are you there

  • sexy man hair LOL!!!

    what the fuck!!!

    eat her trash?

  • lmao

  • no god please don't kill him!!!

  • Tat wa terrible

  • that sucked balls

  • you truely fail at being funny

  • Ummm...I just read all the other comments, and, really, if you didn't like it, why comment? I thought this was a hilarious video. There's no point in having a go at it. Where will it really get you?

  • @MoonLite95 people are free to express their opinion whether you like it or not, so deal with it! have a nice day! :)

  • hahahaaaaaaa =D I liek it

  • that was really stupid. like reallly stupid. so stupid it was funny, the point being... oh wait... there was no point!

  • wow O.o not that great

  • lol

  • whats with the freakin alien girl

  • ....you have alot of free time dont you?

  • h-o-r-r-i-b-l-e

  • lol

  • that was funny

  • the voice makes me think of Adam Sandler in The Waterboy XD XD

  • Ummmm.... wow. That's really f*cked up, but I like it. Funny!

  • that was actually realy funny

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!!!!!! lololol faves!!!

  • hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahhahahahahahahahaha that is sooooo funny im lmfao here!!

  • i love this :)

    Jakes a deusch

  • hahahahaahahahahahhahah this is actually hilarious!

  • LOL. WTF IS UP WITH THE VOICE?

  • Ahaha Thats so random!

  • this is the worst video EVER created!!!

  • ur making jacob a perv??

    i ahte you!!

  • you should make a edward diary!

  • u sound like a female Adam Sandler impressionist

  • wtf???

  • you started laughing at the word boobs? wtf? dude! u typed it! wth is w/ u weird-o!

  • dude me a team jacob fan and i want to grab that diary and stick it down your throat so i dont have to here that stupid voice or thoughts

  • This is really stupid? Ugly Voice , laughing, have you ever heard of anything more stupid than this? I haven't! you are really dumb

  • yeah make it funneir i mean that makes no sense hes a guy how can he have a period????????????

  • so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • really bad! and very very pointless

  • O.....M.....G...... O.o

  • that kinda sucked. make it funnier

  • thats really bad

  • omfg

  • wtf make it funnier next time

  • which song is this ??????????????????

  • @bonecrusherfromla

    Dance Floor Anthem by Good Charlotte

  • heyy !!!!! thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxx !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • np (:

  • thats stuypid i liked it but hats the point??

  • so retarted... obviously a twilight fan job...

  • sexy man hair. that was the only funny part.

  • Stupid

  • this is so stupid. idiots, get more creative.

  • wtf???

  • wtf?

  • did you guys realize they were copying off of "Are You There God? Its Me Margret"?.

    Its a book by Judy Blume that i read when i was in 5th grade

  • lmao sooo illy madison

  • Its kinds funny, I guess... Could be better though... And I'm team Jacob so I thought "awn, poor Jake!" a few times, but I still laughed at some things... hehe ^^

  • so do I ;3

  • LOL Me and my sister quote this video all the time... go team edward and team jasper!! lol boo team jacob...this is soo wat his diary wld sound like!

  • this is hilarious how can u be sooo mean to jacob

    im totally team jacob but still love this video

  • me too.

  • you are sooo cruel to jacob... i wanna make a video a response to this. i love it

  • LMAO

    <3

  • omg i love you took it off hey there god it's me marget

  • "bella is funny snd has boobs, she's got everything!" LOL

  • lol.. no

  • lame!

  • stupid

  • omg im srry but thatsucked it was funny but keep still

  • wtf?

  • this is wierd

  • ur fucking stupid

  • So unbelievably stupid...

  • hahahaha this is funny

  • wtf ? xD

  • ROFL SOOOO WEIRD

  • w0w

  • that wasa so gay

  • wow..... wtf... I mean, I hate twilight, but this was just a waste of my time

  • um thats hilarious but kinda weird nailpolish 4 a guy wat!

  • like eat her trash

  • lol. sexy man hair.

    Are you making Jacob gay, or bisexual? Cause you said "I want to put my fingers in him" and "I love the BOOB". SO?

    And Period, for a guy? wtf.

  • I think it may be a spoof of "Are you there, God? It's me Margret"

  • jacob has nailpolish on, I always knew he was gay (h) lol

  • ...wow...

  • OMGosH!!! this iz hilarious!!! :) <3 it :P

  • lmao. i love when u say boobs lololol

  • LOL!this is hilarious!<3 xDDDDD ..im Team Edward foo.. xD

  • lol. (:

  • i know its so stupid. i HATE leechlovers!

  • im team jacob but that shit had me ROMAL

    all day!!!

  • "sometimes late at night i like to picture her naked"

    LOL 8D

  • I c...... Im turning into a strict edward lover!!!!!!! U HAPPY NOW!!!

  • Ok the start was funny then rest just went gay

  • LMAO OMG!!!! 5/5

  • Still great :49

  • :S umm

  • That was hilarious! And for all you idiots who don't get it or don't like it, just go away. Just to let you all know, the last part is from "Are You There God? It's me, Margaret." by Judy Bloom.

  • oh and BTW you should have changed jenny to LEAH XD

  • lol jacob sounds like a tard. BUT IM STILL TEAM JACOB!

  • W.O.W

  • this is SO funny xD

  • what the... okay this is stupid!

  • what the frick

  • "oh please god, give me period?" that makes no sense at all!!!

  • It goes along with the book "Dear God it's Me Margret."

  • yes finally somebody gets it, thank you for reading something other than twilight

  • np! haha lol

  • It's from "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" by Judy Blume.

  • That was dumb... didn't make any sense... umm good try?

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol!

  • what the hell?

  • why does the girl reading sound retarded?

  • that is so stupid!!

  • haha it was funny n stupid lol