Puberty: God's Wrath II - Fireside Chats

[tripletrules]

Truly, hell is a just punishment.

[kittylove5555]

hahaahaha "dirty her household with sin"

[sashalover89734]

ROFL

[kumar1280]

WOW christians are noobs

[sashalover89734]

imma christian but not all christains r like tht imma EMO christian altho i dont cutt myself but tht doesnt make u emo lol

[agirlcalledal]

"YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!"

[VioletgirlEX]

hahahahahaha its funny at da beginning wen dat girl squeezes her boobs

[LakeGuy2010]

great organ solo!

[leightbox]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[timbothgreat]

lmao

"this is a time machine that i got in a mission trip to the godless land of los angeles" i think that was one of the funniest lines in there this is a great series lol

[lauseb]

"he knows EVERYTHING" *knowing look* lol

[Roadpog]

I hope religion gets abolished because tbh it cant be fucking real otherwise why aint god with us this amazing entity that we all should praise why is there always wars if its all for the good of mankind its all full of fucking bullshit

[blaablaablaa2993]

doode

that guy

was cute.

=]

[formless777]

Just remember that when women bleed it is because it is God's punishment for their evil.

Eve was the first human sinner and you carry her curse. Stay away from your family because you are unclean and evil spirits may possess you. The decline of society's moral fiber is due to women ignoring this. If a man touches menstrual blood he is in danger of becoming a homosexual due to demonic possession. Use only properly blessed and sanctified sanitary products to minimise risk.

[MrGameface]

that is so politically.... just awful.

[formless777]

It's authentic early Christian & Jewish belief, Muslim also practice something similar. But don't worry MrGameface, you're probably male so God likes you better than women, isn't that great ? And after all, what's more important ? Faddish politics like gender equality (no scriptural authority for it) or the eternal reward of Heaven for obeying ALL God's teachings ? Also, washing your body is paganism and promotes masturbation (the sin of Onan).

[MrGameface]

well, remember this:

God's punishment to mankind was that man would rule the family. key word: punishment.

also... you don't wash?

[formless777]

Thanks for pointing out the "punishment" element. You make an excellent point. I will punish my family more often as a holy duty to purify them. And no, we don't wash our bodies, we wash out clothes. According to early Christian tradition your crust (physical dirtiness) forms a spiritual armor against evil. That is why early Christian ascetics like the Anchorites didn't wash at all.

[revengeofcleveland]

mmmmmmm can i be a pagan?

[formless777]

Have you been baptized ? If so, then you will always be a Christian in God's eye. To revert to paganism can be forgiven, but only after a penance of 1 year of wearing a hair shirt and 7 years of bread and water. Saying rosaries won't cut it. Of course I am no priest, they may be more lax these days.

[revengeofcleveland]

lol i hope to god that some weird aussie sarcasm

[formless777]

Okay. I'll come straight, you found me out XD ROFL.

I suppose the point of what I've been saying is that Christianity has changed SO MUCH and we take Science for granted so much, that we often forget how horribly loony and evil past Christian practices were. I mean, a good Christian who believes the word of the Bible

can't believe in outer space. Outer space contradicts Genesis and the doctrine of God making the Firmament (the World's Ceiling).

[revengeofcleveland]

true enough fundamentalists rightfully belong in a padded cell..any one of any religion who cant deal with science and progress is no better than osam bin laden

[formless777]

I think the problem is that so many religions feel their grip on the public imagination is slipping and with it their authority and perks.

To paraphrase Pope Alexander VI, "Oh, what wealth has not this myth of Christ brought them ?". It must be fun to fleece their flock.

[revengeofcleveland]

this sort of barbaric misoginy is prima facie evidence tha elton john is right its time to ban religion

[whaib87]

I hope this is some kind of a joke

[revengeofcleveland]

after watching a few i'm usre they are

and they are rather clever based on old christian prejudices some still adhere too

all abrahmic religions islam christian jewish have these old archaic atitudes in them its pre enlightenment ignorance

[akalestos1983]

is it safe to touch a dogs menstrual blood or il become a homo???

almost all animals bleed during period are they punished too by god??? lolololololol

[formless777]

Good point, let me add another dimension...

Eggs (unfertilized) laid by hens are their menstrual cycles. Clearly the rise in homosexuality is directly linked to eating the ovulation of these foul quasi-reptiles :D

[Neko711anbu]

THis is the stupidest thing ever it doesnt teach anyone about Puberty T.T NO ONE LISTEN TO THIS IT MAKES PPL FEEL BAD

[gregorstuhlbein]

Well, you do know what irony is, don't you?

[BosSpyda]

ha ha no one searches puberty on youtube to actually learn about pubery XD

[Imagirlk]

HAHAHAHA "you didn't see anything"

because evolution "never happened"

[7Dirty7Ghetto7Kid7]

ahahahahahahahaha!!! YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING!!

[subz6]

that was the best bit lol!

[liekd00d]

lol at the poor fake playing :P.

[GuitarXpert]

Hail Satan.

[mcgriffin]

I'm down with Pastor Al. Jesus 4 Life y'all.

[ipaintitrojas]

Those girls are soo hot, how old are they?? They're not really playing those instruments are they? They're really good for being girls! It's almost midi quality!! Super Kewl!

[Munkeyfunkshun]

Slightly funny in a very odd sort of way.

[DiogenesLamp]

This is really good. Very informative and yet accessible to a younger crowd. Pastor Al is a true evangelical; perhaps he'll drop my girlfriend off in the woods sometime.

the thing i like most is how religion and science blend seamlessly. periods ARE wrong, who the heck cares about biological necessity?

I only hope they release a video about the perils of barebacking.

[gaijin311]

the guitarist was totally fuckable

[LongbowHawk]

Hilarious in a "What the frequency?" way. UCLA, eh? Scary place altogether, wouldn't ever set foot in there unless I had a really good reason to (ie, research collaboration) or was forced to. Big cities in general are just outright scary places. But yes, a great laugh :)

[HorrorMovieJunkie]

pastor al is a pothead

[xkrazykookie123x]

ugh weird... it makes me sick

[adgart]

OMFG, HILARIOUS!!! Those of you posting bs, you do understand parody, right? You do know the meaning of the word, yes? It's like every bad religious motivation film wrapped up into one! <br><br>Pastor Al? Did none of you get the joke behind that? Pastor Al = Pastorale. *sigh* I fear for the future of our country. <br><br>(Tee hee... Godless land of LA... lol!)

[FairestoftheMall99]

wait...why would that make any sense? are you sure that's really a pun? according to the dictionary...

pas·to·rale n. pl.

1. An instrumental or vocal composition with a tender melody in a moderately slow rhythm, suggestive of traditional shepherds' music and idyllic rural life.

2. A dramatic performance or opera, popular in the 16th and 17th centuries, that was based on a rural theme or subject.

[adgart]

Yep, still makes sense. A lot of the famous composers of the eras you cited used that style to compose Masses. I don't know how familiar you are with classical music, and I'm no expert let me say, but back in those days, the classical composers would write entire masses for a chorale and orchestra to perform for high-ranking religious and political figures (and for the people, as well). This was when there was not much in the way of participation on the part of the average person.

[FairestoftheMall99]

so....what is the pun supposed to be? pastor al is a composer? the video is a religious mass? if a pastorale is just a piece of music composed about the countryside, then even if contemporaries wrote religious masses and the video is a parody of all the silly "educational" puberty/christian videos....there's still really no connection between "pastorale" and the video. im sorry... im not trying to be rude, just to understand your point. :-)

[adgart]

No pun at all, just a correllation between the priest's name and a religious reference, albeit an obscure one, which is probably why I found it so amusing. It also tells me that the Fireside Chat crew is not just slapping together vids. They're using their brains, which I appreciate. And, they're just plain funny. Pastor Al isn't a composer, it's just a funny play on words. Pastor Al = Pastorale is still a funny play on words.

[FairestoftheMall99]

ok. :-)

[FairestoftheMall99]

so i actually emailed them about this.....here was their response:

"He had to have a name, and we chose Al because we wanted to start some intellectual warfare on Youtube. Pastor Al can be interpreted as "Al Pastor" and "pastorale" as well. Really, we just wanted a catchy name to help us impregnate people's spirits with the living word of JC.

-Hank"

hahahahahahaha. see? just a silly name..... what a funny guy. :-)

[adgart]

Serves me right for assuming anything. :-) Well, I'll interpret the name as 'pastorale' and live in my delusions. LOL! Thanks for sharing that info, though! I do appreciate it!

[FairestoftheMall99]

lol i luv delusions...its ok cuz most of the meaning of the world and life and everything is only what we personally take out of it. this was an interesting debate tho - thx for sharing your thoughts. :-)

[adgart]

Well said! And thanks for sharing as well! :-)

[atlanticl]

so much for ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISTS...FILTHY JESUS FREAK AMERICANS!! YOU DESERVED TO BE NUKED!!!

[lemonman456]

yeah. we definately are all like this!!  (sarcasm)

[penguinworm]

This was satirical.

[jacqueskris]

what the hell is this crap. this is the biggest piece of shit attempt at...anything ever.

especially the awful 'rock-out' at the end. my ears are bleeding. seriously. never again. delete this video.

[alexkgreen]

wat the hell

[cabbage0dusk]

I wrote that way to early.. you did'nt see Anything ¬¬

[cabbage0dusk]

god, they all sound so brainwashed..

[ruler143]

Doesn't Al look like andy from weeds????

[solboard]

Huh?

[DLT17]

godless land of los angeles LoL

[Uxoriouswidow]

I loved the evolution gag.

[imyourscar]

hah! i enjoy the dig at faith

[Noudist]

Love the dinosaur thing!

[bdwriley]

you are too wrong!!!!!! just plain wrong!!!

[RandallMRueff]

How innapropriate...

Funny but in a bad way.

[cockyz]

I hope this is no indication of how uptight and uninformed Americans are about their own bodies. Wake up you silly billies, the body is nothing to be ashamed of. And it's gonna function no matter whether you believe in Pastor Al or not. Speaking of Pastor Al, he's got yummy bod, I'd like to see function!

[smokeydeps]

YOU CAN AWESOME!

[ericad789]

lmao, pastor al or whatever his nam is hott. wow, pretty funny.:)

[biblebetty]

was someone drunk or on drugs when the did this!!!!!!

[runescape400mil]

fuck them and fuck jesus and fuck all u jesus lovers roflmao

[scubaachmed]

Before you start criticizing those who love Jesus, please tell me that you don't play RuneScape and I just may not start making fun of you.

[Lonelyposer15]

Im christian and im not ashamed. Yes we r easy targets but I just kinda laughed it off even if it was offensive. You must have low self esteem if you try to make yourself look good by insulting others. Kids like you see all this sex on mtv and think driving pimped out cars and picking up $100 hookers is cool just like your rappers so you target those who do not. You are conforming to society by acting like this and changing your image just as the crowd does instead of being yourself. Get a life.

[jeffwads]

You are quite correct. The best thing to do with people like this is ignore them.  They know everything anyway.

[Lonelyposer15]

runescape400mil

you are just doing this for attention because youre insecure.

and if you have 400mil on runsecape... get a girlfriend

[redholiday]

For some reason the transition music and "please procede to next tape" messages are the funniest part of this to me.

[desjardinsr2006]

Twisted humor. I love it!!

[beardedbard]

Of course it's a joke ppl. What, are you all demented???

[Juggernautdevilhulk]

This sucks...may the person R.I.P that made this.

[Incognito183]

This is truly and deeply disturbing. I may just go kill myself now.

[ChineseBirdy]

this is fucked up

[KingB409]

o....kay.... i guess

[holyfire001202]

ur fricken high

lol

[jlambertstl]

It's hilarious as a joke. But if it's serious, I'm just a little disturbed.

[hangover71]

the Asian girl is HOT HOT !!

[xenismus]

GREAT!!! *lol*

[whoridin99]

genius as always, your show go! g'luck wit the final episode premiere

[firesidechatsucla]

Cool?

[Sareth92]

funny but it makes fun of my religion -_-

[JessehBee]

"You can't spell faith with question."

That is awesome.

[bloopab]

how sad

[Idonthackuhack]

so i guess your making fun of Christianity but funny anyways

[BlackKingX]

I think it's more making fun of Evangelicals... and the 80's. The 80's deserve it. >:\

[majestia19]

This is so special. I love it.

[angelakh]

Ironic thing is that I heard there is a birth control pill that was just approved by the FDA that surpresses your period completely. Already taking the shot can do that.

[bdwriley]

which is a very dangerous thing. suppressing you period suppresses a natural biological process. that is dangerous

[firshania]

before saying that it's dangerous, you should inform yourself on this pills ^^ It's new, so we don't know if it is really dangerous.

Anyway, good vids. Very funny ^^

[gunbuster87]

periods are gross

[videomangrr]

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a message, or just funny or stupid.

[1trip711]

So funny

[demiakumu]

ok, satire, does nobody else understand this? this is a funny video, they go back in time see her ancestor is a cave man the pastor tells her she didnt see anything? thats funny stuff! whoever took this seriously needs to seek professional help.

[Tankle35]

Pretty lame. You know what's better? Type in RRR's Therapy. It's good.

[sillyemily]

Pastor Al's hot ;]

[boogaloodude]

Thank you to the 'Evangelical Youth Indoctrination Board of North Dakota', you should all be locked up for forcing your beliefs onto impressionable children, you make me sick to the bottom of my stomach, and you have the audacity to call yourselves educators. Shame on you.

[firesidechatsucla]

It's people like you that inspire us to keep making videos!

[boogaloodude]

Of course it is, belief systems like yours teach you to thrive in the face of adversity and actually feel stronger for it, it's very very clever really.

That doesn't change the fact however, that you're urging your beliefs on children not old enough to be intellectually capable of judging the truth for themselves. If you're right about god, just leave the kids alone till they're 18, he won't mind, let them believe because they want to not because it was urged on them at an early age.

[ZantaClawz]

teh drummer iz hott !!!1!1 drummer chicks are hot. I like them.

[slightlystrangegirl]

it makes me laugh that they wonder whether they've hit puberty, when they're obviously in their late teens.

[vRaZ1el]

it looks more like they're pushing 30 to me.

[Tereto]

My namea Borat i like S*x it is nice, i go Drink with my freinda Mr Jesus, -Random comment for such a crap vid- XD

[oprichnic]

LOL

Watch my video, it's funny too.

[boredohsobored]

wtf... umm, ok.

O.o

[jen987]

oh wow....f you church and pastor Al

[nanashimara]

funnyyyy.

[lordofthebeer]

What the fuck is this ridiculous ass, noob sauce weasel teat bullshit. I mean are you fucking kids retarded? And what with this pastor Al. Dude looks like a greco-roman faggot.

[Repression]

Wtf, lol. That was weird. I can't tell if y'all are Christian or making fun of Christianity.

[firesidechatsucla]

Making fun of Jesus? Never.

[silorachf]

(all their videos are gay)

[silorachf]

i rather enjoyed it

[lordofalantis]

This video is GAY!!!

[sixteen161616]

i love that the flyer says "pastor al's 5th annual anal demon inspection"

[firesidechatsucla]

Boys 8-12 get in free!

[showwhatads]

your website is awesome!

[silorachf]

who are those girls? ucla?

[rundfunker2]

scott! i like you better as pastor al

[silencier2]

you guys are funny

[someonewhoiscool]

This is fucking hilarious! "You can't spell faith with question" and "Periods, just wrong period"...LOVE IT! Keep up the great work you guys are doing!

[ginasaharudin]

okay.

[firesidechatsucla]

We want to say thanks to all the fireside chats fans coming from the website. All of your favoriting is much appreciated.

[yendi22]

give them a break, they are just kids

[evilarei]

this video is fucking stupid