lmao.. this guy fuckin Killlss mee. Yeah.. very really presentation.. he's got an interesting perspective and his delivery is his magic touch. seems like a smart guy to make some of the obversations ive seen him make. anyway.. hope to see him live someday!
"My father died. Mine did too. What time you coming in?"
LMAO That is so true...when I worked at this ghetto fast food joint(Jack In The Box), they wouldn't take NO excuses if you was black! They interrogate you until you get annoyed and come in anyway with Diarrhea and Pneumonia.
"How you gonna discipline them kids?..........., ya'll need to come in the house. "FUCK YOU NIGGA! This all our daddy shit! You can't even afford to pay the car note, shut the fuck up! You make $300... Shut the fuck up in here!" LMFAO!!!!!
me and my homies got super high and went to see him in concert. HE IS SOOO FUCKIN HILARIOUS. WE WAS CRYING LAUGHING... PROBABLY CUZ WE WAS SUPER HIGH TOO. LOL.
Why is there always at least one comment on the color or ethnicity of the comedian or the person posting the videos? Let the video just play and enjoy it.
@SeerTrulth Thats not what that means. Its a trial version of the software. They do that to encourage you to buy the full version (without the watermark) if you like it.
we will ALL be in either heaven or hell. How about you??.....1-800-78grace or 1-210-491-5100!!
hpnc 3 days ago
LMAO!!!
stndrds79 2 weeks ago
@2:10 to skip the ridiculously long intro.
urgidefrgold 3 weeks ago 8
dont worry white pple ama get to the jokes
lol
boss17ize 1 month ago
hes such a fuuny guy
kangerm1 1 month ago
Mah fucken cheeks hurts! _ arrrggghhhahaha!
shook919 1 month ago
Rofl @ stealth mode
tekbarrier 1 month ago
The Pickings are slim! LMFAO
Hatinonthehaters 1 month ago
Big man!!!!
BoyzNTheBurbz 1 month ago
Legend in the making
woweeJR 2 months ago
mexicans
arima837 2 months ago
"look how happy I was" lmao
SheivelyBuisson 2 months ago 3
lmao.. this guy fuckin Killlss mee. Yeah.. very really presentation.. he's got an interesting perspective and his delivery is his magic touch. seems like a smart guy to make some of the obversations ive seen him make. anyway.. hope to see him live someday!
sstoicc 2 months ago
OMG LMAO
8:00 "So black she look like a hole in the sheets"
FeiLong2310 3 months ago 3
@FeiLong2310 "wheres the white hat that I boughtt ya? I almost left ya!!" earthquakes delivery is the best
amtownsyou 3 months ago
@amtownsyou totally agreed. a lot of the time, its not what he says, but HOW he says it - classic.
matthewrenshaw 3 months ago
What do these b***hs really want from a ni**a lol oh my God he is hilarious!!!! Wow
EncoreTJA 3 months ago
Fuck , this is great comedy!!!
TheRonaldo666 3 months ago 2
I GUESS 3 MORONS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
Cipeo39 3 months ago
2:12 to start the comedy
eckzavier 3 months ago
this nigga said the mexicans dont piss or nothing.....lmao..
TheHomeDaD1 3 months ago
Is he still alive?
jorrillabear 3 months ago
where's the white hate that i bought ya!?
TylaLei 4 months ago
he is the funniest comedian alive when will he do his next special??????
treyvon4508 4 months ago
He's the modern day Robin Harris (a comedian who can keep the crowd rollin for minutes straight at a time.) Truly a rare gift
Ralph6485 5 months ago
u cant walk around the house in stealth mode fuck around and shoot yo azz
breezyb111986 5 months ago
BIG MAN!!!
donot0991 5 months ago
Where can i get this song from
MrRoblew57 6 months ago
DaYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOL LOL LOL LOL LMFAO DIEIN LAUGHING SHIT LOL!!!
187187p1 6 months ago
"My father died. Mine did too. What time you coming in?"
LMAO That is so true...when I worked at this ghetto fast food joint(Jack In The Box), they wouldn't take NO excuses if you was black! They interrogate you until you get annoyed and come in anyway with Diarrhea and Pneumonia.
earlmccormick88 6 months ago 20
You are the fucking MAN for uploading this!
TMusic5 6 months ago 2
Thanks james, loved it . Only few comedians can ROCK the house like EARTHQUAKE did.
amanichi 7 months ago
"How you gonna discipline them kids?..........., ya'll need to come in the house. "FUCK YOU NIGGA! This all our daddy shit! You can't even afford to pay the car note, shut the fuck up! You make $300... Shut the fuck up in here!" LMFAO!!!!!
Local1248 7 months ago 5
fuckin sheit, that aint a watermark damn it its a fucking stamp, shit aint transparant
Qibano 7 months ago 3
me and my homies got super high and went to see him in concert. HE IS SOOO FUCKIN HILARIOUS. WE WAS CRYING LAUGHING... PROBABLY CUZ WE WAS SUPER HIGH TOO. LOL.
903nawfside 7 months ago
@903nawfside damn sounds fun :D
bbysiham 7 months ago
Quake is the BEST. GUARANTEED laughter from start to finish. Watch whole thing.
luciansunset1 8 months ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! yeah son!
syl82100 8 months ago
Whoever the douchebag is who disliked this should probably take themselves out.
TMusic5 8 months ago 5
jajajajaja watermark.... jajajaja unregistered version......!!!!!
cacacaramuru 9 months ago
"watermark only appears in the unregistered version" who cares?
omogaju 9 months ago 4
always one
89uu7 9 months ago 5
Yall gotta see this LOL hahahahahahaha
lquin35 10 months ago
HW CAN U DISLIKE THIS VIDEO SMH
akaflirt1 10 months ago 2
Why is there always at least one comment on the color or ethnicity of the comedian or the person posting the videos? Let the video just play and enjoy it.
VixenNExile 11 months ago 4
@VixenNExile Thank you so much for that! It's COMEDY. Just watch the friggin' vid and laugh. That simple.
HowieMistress 10 months ago 3
My father die, my did too what time you comin in, unless you go to the funeral i need you this thursday lol
simonsez0800 11 months ago 3
What kinda brother want that kinda pressure!!!
amtownsyou 11 months ago
lmao we roofers too funny
jmcbride71 11 months ago 2
2 minutes to star off. couldn't you just cut off the beginning? it's not television, it's necessary
bercziiiib 11 months ago
BIG MANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperSonicHot 11 months ago 2
Leave it to blacks to put up videos with piracy watermarks on them. First I've ever seen, and it had to be US.
We are not ready. Jesus.
SeerTrulth 1 year ago
@SeerTrulth Thats not what that means. Its a trial version of the software. They do that to encourage you to buy the full version (without the watermark) if you like it.
anthos818 1 year ago
you wearing this nigga's tennis shoes, you got on hanes briefs and shit....LMAO!!!
damontay1974 1 year ago
Quake is a straight up beast on stage.
U can't walk around the house in stealth mode might fuck around and shoot yo ass.
thatniggaSE13 1 year ago
u cant walk around the houae in stealth mode!
gorata789 1 year ago
yo laughin so hard at dis shit had me feelin all light headed nd shit....dat Michael Jordan wife part was funny as shit
jdavisswpridas 1 year ago
OMG! 8:04 "Hole in da sheets!" #LOL
Modacolorist 1 year ago
Earthquake always got sumthin new on. I neva see dat nigga in the same outfit. Sometimes he change clothes at the club lmao
654680 1 year ago 4
lmfao the marriage part had me crying
CoaCoaBrown85 1 year ago 3
hiliarious.
et1978 1 year ago
Thanks Earthquake for repping DC.....having Chuck on your background vocals is ths ish......
chiezdaw 1 year ago
this brother is hilaaaaarious...love em
saktress 1 year ago
this dude is fuckin HILARIOUS.
Hatinonthehaters 1 year ago 2
So black they look like a hole in the sheets! Lls I'm rofl.
newagesoapopera1 1 year ago
Alot more people need to know about earthqauke
Awesomenizzleness 1 year ago 44
@Awesomenizzleness Yes If You Ask Me He Up There With Kevin Hart And Mike Epss
lanai313 1 year ago 4
go quake go quake
honeysize 1 year ago
What's the intro song?
Womackette 1 year ago
at 3:55 the ugly hispanic bitch didnt think that mexican joke was funny.
porn1978 1 year ago
@porn1978 looks like she was laughing to me
katkal3 1 year ago
@katkal3 ..nah
porn1978 1 year ago
this is the king of comedy
KROGER83 1 year ago 2
ahahah *my father died* mine did too nigga what time you coming in LMFAO
Awesomenizzleness 1 year ago 2
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amtownsyou 1 year ago
Thank you for uploading, I have seen this over and over again.
jendeh1000 1 year ago
had chuck brown in the intro crankin
ttown207 1 year ago
I LOVE THIDS NIGGA... NO HOMO
telsaint 1 year ago
Fuck you nigga this all our daddy shit! lol too funny
aleashea 1 year ago
u only for 300$ dis my daddy shyt
2gritty 1 year ago
if a nigga with $400 milions can't keep a b***h, a brotha with $100 ain't gotta SHOT! what do these b***hes really want from a nigga? lol
sakpasee 1 year ago 103
@sakpasee hahaha
Conspiracyknowledge 1 year ago
@sakpasee LOL! "Somebody let me know!"
jewjew79 1 year ago
@sakpasee by far.....the funniest line!!
MsDanielleWatson 5 months ago
@sakpasee and the sad part is that most of these women in which a man with $100 aint gotta shot with, dont even have $100. AINT THAT NUTHIN ?
brshern 3 months ago
@sakpasee You can say n****, but ya can't say bitch?
GdoubleWB 3 months ago
@GdoubleWB -_-
jwyzebeatz 3 months ago
@jwyzebeatz Just sayin'.
GdoubleWB 3 months ago
ayeeeee! the gogo crankkin!
cheyababieee 1 year ago
Take a break motha fucka shit we got 8 hrs wat u rushing 4 they just going 2 give us another roof - FUCKING CLASSIC
RandoWarriorX 1 year ago 2
Whats the name of the opening song???
sldshon 1 year ago
Finally someone reuploaded.
Kysen100 1 year ago
Hilarious !
Mr215Swagg 1 year ago
Here I is !!!!!!
reg71176 1 year ago 43
@reg71176 LOL you cant walk around the house in stealth mode, fuck around and shoot yo ass!! HAHA LOL
KOwinrow1 1 year ago
haahahahahah yo earthquake is great
youngTaharka 1 year ago
Funniest thing ever!!!!!
daseaton 1 year ago
This is too funny!
inchkakgullagor 1 year ago
thank you for getting this back up... they took it down for the longest time. my name is James too... big up! ;)
leftinashes 1 year ago
Yeah James. I'm feeling this!!!
jasonito23 1 year ago
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mrvalino 1 year ago
ur the man james
LookinAzz23 1 year ago
THANK YOU JAMES!!!!!
k5lta 1 year ago 2