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  • I don't give a fuck about what anyone else thinks, I actually like it and hope Apple makes it.

    ...as long as they make an interchangable keyboard.

  • its so fake, and its not easier, it will take half an hour to write one sentence, "it couldent be easier!" try it couldent be harder!!!

  • @897doc fields* not friends lolol

  • @897doc only reason i would get a macbook is if i edit/create music, edit/create GOOD short films or movies (movie editing can be done on pc with third party programs, however i will admit macs kick pcs butt in that category), and MAYBE if your using it for college (some fields will need some friends will do just as if not better on pc), otherwise i couldnt see why people would want one, except to brag to there friends they got one or because there stupid.

  • @897doc My mom owns a $1000 macbook, my siblings own $300 ipod touches (4th gen.), they both BLOW compared to my cheap $400 laptop and my $100 android phone that comes with the same amount of memory. 32GB. And the best part is, its not "30.8GB" like there itouches. Mines comes with about 34GB so i ACTUALLY get 32GB and it not be taken up by some parts of the OS. Umad?

  • its funny because apples bad.

  • @Clearly2Beast actually its not. this is fake and apple is the best out there. you cant know unless you own one. so... you cant judge. apple would never come out with something this dumb!

  • @Clearly2Beast ,ur bad

  • Wow, until I saw the end of the video I seriously thought that was real. That wheel would make typing a pain. Glad it's fake.

  • lmao i'll buy anything thats shiny and made by apple .

  • wow seems annoying~he has taken it to the next level~no the next next next lol

  • @helenna100, People need to realize that this is A JOKE. Apple would never make this. IT'S NOT REAL.

  • why can't they make an ipad an apple computer?

  • "people use use a keyboard 'standing in the way of human progress'" lmao

  • LOL!! the sudoku killer will kill neither 1, 4, 9 , victims next? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha, epic..

  • Lol. at 1:29 it said under the recomendations,"The ass asked for a better absinthe", and "The ass brayed at the moon". What a joke

  • at first i thought "why does he feel the need to point out this is fake?" then i saw the original video and read the forum.

  • its simple but its retarded. prolly take 10 minute to type a sentence,

  • do you know how many apple retard lovers would buy this?

  • @docshuck apple wouldnt be dumb enough to come out with it! apple is the best around and im an apple lover myself, but i know i would never buy one.

  • 20 minutes?!?! WTF?

  • fake&gay

  • @1980KNIGHTRIDER haha i agree

  • I really do like that "dicking around" comment. XD The onion is the best lol.

  • lol this is still funny

  • Accurate joke about apple crap... what they do is nothing special or highly efficent... they just talk too big about it and make people waste load of their money for something that we actually dont need in general... only if for "dicking around".

  • @KeragHustar Well you've obviously never owned an Apple computer because they are special and extremely highly effective. They are the exact opposite of those crap filled machines that run the crap filled O.S. WINDOWS!!!! I can't stand using Windows. It's complete junk to me. And I'm no stuck up snob. I'm just someone who likes their computers to function.

  • @JSTUPRODUCTIONS Thats what I was talking about "special and extremely highly effective".. nothing but a dicking around. Ya know what is extremtly effective? A fuckin' crowbar... and I didnt force you to use windows...I just dont give a fuck about your dislikes...

  • @JSTUPRODUCTIONS OMGOMGOGMOGMG THANK YOU, YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND!!!! God, I can't stand people who are like...Macs are just overpriced and their OS sucks just cuz its Windows, and like...they are incompatible...and shit. Well, that's why you can run Windows on Macs as well XD I'ma sub cuz you ROX MAH SOX.

  • @JSTUPRODUCTIONS  AMEN

  • @JSTUPRODUCTIONS you are absolutely right. im using a macbook right now and its the best thing i have ever used in my life. there is no way you can know unless you own one! believe me, your not paying for the brand, your paying for the amazing machine that sets the bar way high for computers if you ask me. i will never ever again be a pc!

  • @897doc you actually kind of are paying for the brand but mostlyu for the software

  • @JSTUPRODUCTIONS sorry i can't hear you over my games

  • wow i dont like it it look like typing would take forever :)

  • hahahhaha is this for real? "a few hundred clicks away." "i never knew how much i hated keyboards"??? wats goin on here?

  • when can i buy it ;) xD

  • wtf? i actually believed it til i read the comments

  • dude how do u get a costumized dock

  • IT SUCKS I PREFER TYPING

  • did you here him say everything is just a few hundred clicks away

  • hahahahahahah XD

  • The sudoku killer is going to 1,4or9 victims next LOLOLOLOL

  • When I get mine, I'm putting in my trunk just in case I pop a tire.

  • everything is just a few hundered klicks away x'DDDD *rooofl*

  • this computer is virtually indestructable unless hit or dropped...whats next this product will explode if you touch it. what it cant break when its hit by a car? and 19 minutes FAIL

  • lol the email was like "Dear robber, youll never guess where im at im at the macbook expo USING teh neew macbooc wheel! I bet ur jelouz!

  • HIGHLIGHTS:

    "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away..

    And the battery can power the laptop for a full 19 minutes before needing to be charged!!

    Next generation Macbook Wheel will be 4 ounces lighter because of its lack of a screen, hard drive or wheel.

    It remains to be seen if the Wheel will catch on in the business world, where people actually use computers for work and not just dicking around."

    lmfao

    it kinda looks like an ipod nano 3rd gen if you bend the screen back and make it flat

  • I'm glad that this is a joke.

  • 1:29 "the ass asked for a better absinthe"

  • typing would take forever...

  • @Dabbix8 thats wat i was sayin

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  • The computer is virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit.

  • Lmfao! "I'll buy anything that's shiny and made by apple!"

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  • lol at 1:20 COULDN'T BE SIMPLER

  • i really want a Macbook Wheel,

    to bad i dos not support any keyboard dependent software.

    hi hi hi

    cool video!

  • Haahahah @ retards who think this is genuine

  • THIS IS A FRICKING PARODY. cmon guy, use your brains a little. Not real, no fake, a parody. Hope that was easy enough for you to understand.

  • fake

  • This is actually a horrible idea. if u had to scroll to each character u wanna type in, then it would be 3X longer to type on it. a keyboard would get the job done FAST. now this Bull SH*T is an epic fail dont buy this.

  • its fake

  • Is this an 1 april joke? :O this is Bullshit..

  • LOL

  • LOL "ill buy anything thats made by apple and shiny"

  • guys, i hope u realize this is making fun of it. hahaahaa its HILARIOUS

  • how do u get u in that litttle box on the side i just got a macbook pro is it an application?

  • @XxB3rMuD3zxX its a screen recorder that can view yourself 2..it isnt free

  • not sure if you've had an answer yet but you can download a program called screenflow

  • lol - people who doactually do work instead of just dicking around.

  • This is an incredible video! This is a must have for all Mac enthusiasts! I would love to have the most advanced system in the world.There are some cool offers available for Indian students. Try the toll free number 1800-425-4646.

  • it is really funny how they portrayed the "mac" people, where that one guy is like "if its shiny and made by mac, i'll buy it."

  • An accurate portrayal.

  • "shiny and made by mac"

    Apple dumb ass

  • by mac? your a fucktard LOL

  • @xleo21

    I'm afraid you are the fucktard, good sir.

  • @AddictingSoundSquad0

    I was just making a fair point , suck on it.

  • @xleo21 I was just replying to your fair point, suck on it.

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  • @mileyrockz234 it's a joke like a college humour type joke.

  • it's a joke. They aren't that stupid

  • i dont know why every bodies freaking out about this new piece of shit lol its gonna come out but wont be popular obviously.

  • It won't be popular because it's fake. That was produced by The Onion it isn't real, its just a spoof. Mac isn't coming out with a Wheel.

  • actually its not gonna come out

  • it's a joke, it'll never come out. Did you hear everything they said, such as "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away" They wouldn't even try to sell that

  • "The ass asked for a better absinthe."?!?!

    LOL

  • This is so hard for me to believe. It is probably a fake by a pro producer that wanted to have some fun.

  • nice vid, its a really bad invention if they do invent one

  • its proprably fake, if not our world is about to end.

  • it's not even from mac. The Onion made it, it will never come out

  • -.-' what a smart guy (!)

  • they say this is simple to use, its HARDER TO USE!!!!!

  • Lol Alex Zalban's email: Dear Robber, You wont believe where I am# l) em at the Mac Expo aend I am USING thep colic new Macwheel laptop. I'll BET YOU ARE JEAlous.

    This guy spent 45 minutes typing this?

  • LMFAO THIS IS SO STUPID

    THIS WOULD BE SO HARD TO USE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Alex Zalban- "I'll buy almost anything that's shiny and made by apple."

  • repost fag!!!

  • its by the onion, look it up on youtube, their really funny, any dumbass who thinks this is real are stupid

  • i got really excited

  • dont tell me you would actually buy one... o.o

  • is this a joke?

  • Did you see the price 10,000 dollars! Lol it has to be a joke!

  • lmao just read his e-mail. its fucked up.

  • APPLE WHEEL SUCKSSS

  • everybody who thinks apple is actually creating a macbook like this is a fuckin moron... apple ain't THAT stupid

  • You all suck! I'm already saving 10k dollars to buy myself the 80g version! Apple kicks ass with amazing ideas like this! GO APPLE! KEYBOARDS ARE FOR PC LOOSERZ!!!

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  • Actually its 10k for the 40gig version...... so you might need to save up 20k so you can buy 2 40gigs..... lol

  • i do like macs alot better but this is fuckin stupid. typing normally is faster and way easier! lol. you have to chose letters over and over again. FAG!

  • this thing makes typing a nightmare

  • thankyou for informing me :) ive never heard of this show- BEING FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY :)

  • you do know its a joke right?

  • that's fake!

  • "But Apple isn't resting on it's laurels. They're already working on the next generation Macbook Wheel, which will be 4 ounces lighter due to its lack of screen, hard drive, or wheel"

    hahahahhaa

  • that so stupid

  • Windows fans go away. Everybody knows that windows can't be 24h on with no one boot. Why windows users can't do joke by own computer?

  • what? windows cant be on for 24h with reboot? is that what you mean? I got a PC with windows XP in my livingroom which I have on all the time, and is been up and running since 2 weeks ago. works great.

  • wow, that'll take forever to type thats a piece of shit :P

  • How could anyone possibly think this is real.

  • lol

  • This is a complete shit, with the giant wheel, I who me was thinking that apple was inventing lovely things as iphone and imac, but this is the major technological failure of apple

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  • I'd just like to point out, THIS ISNT REAL

  • this is real my 2nd cousin went to this convention or what ever this was

  • this is a FAKE report

    really i cant believe half of u think this is real

  • its fake

  • that is sooo lame. it would take sooo long to type.

  • man, it¨s so scary that so many people actually thinks this is real...

  • Its a fake. This is from onion

  • friggin 9000 dollars for a 40GB, dats a rip

  • I wonder if it has a backlit wheel board...

  • wtf this will be a pain in the ass to type!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    /\ that sentence would of taken 20 minuts

  • 19 minutes of battery wtf

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  • oh yeah, righto mate you keep tellin yourself that.

  • aafrg typing is so much quicker than this shit....anyway you guys check out my latest video, I know a way to get your hands on free apple products! no con. i have already recieved an ipod nano for free. come to my channel!

  • LOL 8 gb!!!!!!!!!!

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  • your a fuckin idiot. you know that right?

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  • maybe this true but the apple take it back coz they dont want ruin the apple history

  • this is a real fake one this cant be real and also if you were trying to right a long writing, it would almost take a day!!!

  • Come on... this is not inovation! Where is the Virtual Keybord of the movie "Minority Report"? Who is going to develop this, Microsoft? Come on Apple, you can do better than this!! VIRTUAL KEYBORD, typing with your thingers, just as if the keybord was real.

  • this iS so fuckin stupid its jussst an ipod classic with a 15in screen running Mac os leoperd, if apple keeps going in this direction the economy is gonna get to them lol

  • its fake you idiot

  • what do we have here a fuckin comedian!!

    noo shit its called sarcasim idiot!!!

  • id rather have an e ink key board or a touch screen

  • if this shit was real then Bill Gates would be sure as hell laughing his ass off

  • the abortion went well 1:25 pause it...its funny

  • LOL...a sentence was The abortion went well!

  • omg i want one! lol

  • Can't wait for the lighter version with the lack of hdd, screen and wheel.. HAHAHAHA BRILIANT!!!

  • look at the battery, lol!

  • who telled you that the macbook wheel is fake?

  • it would be really hard to use, even if it was real!

  • Yeah if it were real that would be just about the stupidest thing Apple could ever think of.

  • ya! who wud want one!

  • Definitely not me, despite the fact that I am an Apple fan. :P lol did you notice how many mistakes were in that "email?"

  • i would get one it looks fun

  • i agree, it would take like 30 mins just to type a 100 letter  email lol

  • hey, how did you ,make you dock green like that?

  • it's not real! They are joking! It is a fake. There is no such laptop

  • the macbook wheel is real so

  • ....

    its fake of "the union"

  • it took him 45 minutes to send an email??

  • oh my lord, that looks horrible

  • idiots.

  • OMG ITS FAKE LISTEN TO VIDEOS

  • this laptop makes the keyboard to easy to use...

  • Dudee this looks SICK! when does this come out?

  • sorry to burst your bubble, but its not real. its kind of obvious that they're fucking around lol cant tell if your just playing or not so...

  • i love apple, but that is a gay idea.

  • It's a joke dude. They're not being serious. It's all made up.

  • where can i get one

  • omg

    is it real or not??

  • NO its not real

  • people who lack computer knowledge will buy it

  • what do u think of the macbook pro 17 inch unibody

  • the body is very nice i saw a macbook air pro and its body was metallic and thin.

    but i must say MAC got style baby.

  • "every thing is available in a few hundred clicks"

    LOL

  • A lot of us work for a living and don't have time to play games trying to figure out of this crap is real or not. I guess some people just don't have anything to do with their time other than jerk the rest of around. Tell the Onion to fuck-off.