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  • Noel is hilarious! That man just makes himself look like a complete twat! I love the end, "everyone hates you."

  • I bet that heckler feels sooo stupid now, lol at him.

  • Such a beautiful man x

  • What a wonderful man. And what a shit person that heckler was.

  • Woo!! Go Noel!! Greatest ever!!

  • I do agree with the heckler that his 'fuck your momma' comment was rather lame. I never thought he'd stoop to that. I think maybe Noel himself would agree that was not his finest moment. But after that he did well defending himself without resorting into obscenities.

  • G'wonnn Noel;)

  • Noel is a walking ball of awesome imagination with good hair and nice boots. That is the stupidest comment Ive ever heard.

  • Moon voice<3

  • This is what happens when trolls take their trolling into the real world. They get the metaphorical shit kicked out of them so hard they have to slink off to have a cry in the toilets.

  • One of the best burns on a heckler I've ever seen. It's a tie between this and Richard Herring at the moment.

  • They got lawyered

  • Even when he's swearing... he's hot. And I adore his voice.

  • lol creeping off in the dark like fergal sharkey

  • "You're not very imaginative." .... Noel's got the greatest imagination known to man.. Apparently that "twat" hadn't done his homework about him.

  • wow whoever tht guy is tht said "your not very imaginative" deserves a beating noel and juilan invented the mighty boosh nuff said

  • @twilighter4356 I agree....you gotta have a very good imagination to come up with The Boosh :)

  • so maybe im just blind. but i don't see anything that says "more"...?

  • @pippin420 neeever mind. problem solved. loading issues.

  • and that is how you out wit a heckler!

  • This is just amazing.

    Hecklers, when will you learn Noel wins every time?

  • I love Noel!! xx

  • Didn't think it was possible, but Noel Fielding just got 10x handsomer.

  • Of all the accusation to level @ Noel Fielding...unimaginative should be very near the bottom...

  • omg i think im in love with noel fielding !!! ahhh i love him so much he is truelly a genious ! XD

  • I love Noel. He's so clever. Silly men in the audience. Everyone on Youtube will hate you as well now :D

  • Noel 1 - Heckler - 0

  • Why would you ask someone how do they put their trousers on? That makes no sense.

  • Hmm...penguin sex, I think I could swing that.

  • @maxharper27

    Why did you post the same comment twice? Did you think that people need to read it a couple of times to get the message?

    Also, you're right, it's the people who like him that watch his stuff - so why are you here?!

    But whatever mate, it's your opinion and all - just a bit pointless searching someone you hate to then tell everyone you dislike them... Makes you look a bit silly if anything...

  • i know this is gonna get loads of lame down thumbs as the only people who would search noel fielding are people who like him... but seriously he is terrible

  • @maxharper27 You were that heckler that was made fun of in the audience, weren't you?

  • Noel is just so genuinely clever. You can't heckle someone like him, he'll eat you alive.

  • who's fergal sharkey?

  • Fuck yeah, burn. Noel's such a ripe piece of tail, this is hilarious. Only makes him hotter/more of a legend.

  • ok thats it im going to hunt down who ever that heckler is and batter him senseless!!! no one give my lover noel a hard time!!! go on sugar dumplin! u tell him lol

  • Love his voice! It's dark, smooth, sexy and just CUTE <3

  • how do u put on ur trousers?? i put them in the fire and then come down the chimney like santa... then i take them off again to fuck your mother LMAO!!! CLASS!

  • Ha ha :) This is very good.! Noel Fielding is something else! :)

  • *bows*

  • why do hecklers even bother :S

  • Such a fucking genious. I adore you Noel.

  • hahahah he handles it so well

  • I love this! At the end 'Everyone hates you' :') I love Noel <3

  • i dont understand hecklers, what do they get out of shouting at people and then being humiliated in front of hundereds of people?

  • wow......... soooo funny hes brilliant!

  • hahah thats fucking brilliant

  • "is that a trick question?" that was genious. Love it.

  • OMG YES. Noel likes "yo mama" jokes : D

  • Holy shit that was so good hahah

  • basically the heckeler got own and ended up rather embarassed but at least he was left with a nice image in his head of his mum dressed as a penguin :) lol <3 Noel

  • Noel is really good against hecklers.

    Probably the best I've seen

  • Omg he thought of that on the spot?!?!? That's amazing!!! Noel's the best <3

  • i cant really hear what he is saying! someone help me!

  • Click 'more' for transcript

  • Is that a trick question?

  • i've got nothing but love for noel :')

  • Haha FTW Noel!

    Haha, That made my day,

    Cause it was just too awesome xD

  • mighty boosh ftw

  • LOL i love noel fielding

    Hes such a legend & I have to say every single heckler I've ever heard is actually so shit at it, are there no good hecklers in this world?

  • @01992619527 I dont think so because hecklers are always fucking retards with no intelligent points to make, they will continue to make statments as profound as are you going to shave you head if someone has long hair.

  • lol guy got pwnd

  • you can't heckle a good comedian, coz they're always gonna come back with something really witty that will put the heckler down.

  • @JackyRowe you can't heckle a good comedian coz theycncdnud blah dnjsdnj blah blah ddksd blah djsj gonna djjdfndf blah put a heckler down idjsid

  • way to go noel!! <3

  • Haha Noel you are fucking amazing and i want you to father my children!!! :D

  • hahahahaahaha i didn't think it was possible but noel just got 85% hotter and awesomer. that heckler was a dickhead and he should have quit long before then.

  • I wanna marry Noel, he's too damn funny :)

  • he is sooo sexxi

  • not really a fan of noel fielding but that was genius :D

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  • Ahhhh douchebag got owned! Love Noels comebacks! Genius!

  • bahahaha buuurrnnnn xD

  • Noel is brilliant, hehe

  • wow- noel is the king xD- why the hell was that moron even there????

  • @Jonesyboy213 lol only some people get his sort of comedy. i think hes the best standup but evryones diff i guess

  • ur opinion i dont need to argue but im sure ur the type that will

  • ok good for u, ur the best u da man!

  • hahaha noel is the king of ripping in to cunts.

  • noel fielding > heckler

    WIN

  • Oh please, "New Romantic?" you're attacking yourself and your credibility so much with that moniker, no one else needs to bother. I hope you get pooped on by a "Flock of Seagulls".

  • OMG THAT JOKE WORKED ON SOO MANY LEVELS!

    well, except the pun seemed out of the blue and therefor fake and unwitty

    oh and flock of seagulls weren't new romantics, but you wouldn't know this being 12 and all

    oh and "pooped" are you like 7 now?

  • Clap Clap Clap

    Bravo

    Oh you've certainly shown me.

    Boy, I'm so upset, I'll never mess with a retarded person ever again.

  • clever, i have to hand t to you, u kow a lot of cuss words for a man of your age... retarded? oh its funny because im not retarded... i get it, just leave u sarcastic nonce

  • Oh boy, I'm so getting schooled, oh God what will I do? Who can stand the power of the Intellect of NewRomantic? Don't mess with this Oscar Wilde like genius! Stay back everyone, you've been warned. "Cuss words?" Gurn damn it jimmity , lets durn git outa here while the gittings good!

  • omg u dont even get it! im speaking to a fool, stop watching noel videos if you dont like noel, simple! hes funnier than you... fucking dane cook kis even funnier than you, u think ur funny but ur not, just leave

  • if you were intelligent you'd provide reasons why I'm wrong and why they are better than my reasons... seeing as you have not done that I'd say you are putting on the illusion that you are smarter because either you are trying to annoy me or you have no confidence in yourself in real life, this is why i assume you are 12

  • You're whining about someone whining, which is worse.

  • lol ur not funny... noel is

    noel fans win

  • so witty... without comedy made by others you mind is just dull-o-vision isn't it?

  • haha amusing

    what are you 12? arguing on youtube are we? tut tut tut

  • here's a solution: don't watch him....nobody cares about your opinion

  • no one cares about your opinion that you think no one cares about their opinion. Chew on that till you puke.

  • Honestly, why are you here? If you don't like him, then fuck off back to the things you like and leave us alone.

  • Oh pretty brave from your keyboard aren't you little man?, I made a very mild criticism which anyone should be able to handle. I can see you little screwed up face and you little balled up hands " how dare someone diminish my great hero!" Followed by a little bedwetting.

    How can you handle life if you can't handle this?

  • cant you go and put your time and energy into critisizing something useful? nobody asked for your review

  • why don't you just go and watch something that you like instead of being a prick here? or can't you find anything better?

  • Donutron- People laugh at you and you're not funny.

  • Listen to the reaction from the crowds he performs to and then ask yourself whether it is funny or not...

  • You're just angry because you think he's sexy and now your scared that you're a homosexual. He is the confuser. You wanna kiss him, admit it.

  • Youre projecting your own wishes onto someone else.

  • yes

  • EPIC FAIL!!

    good old noel :)

    genius is the relentless application of attention.

    guess what noel is :D

    <3

  • WHOOOOOOOO! *Claps for noel!*

  • FUCK!! i love noel sooo much

    hes soooo funny and hott

    hahah NEVER try and take noel fielding on!!!!stupid hekler:D

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  • brilliant!

  • Why do people bother trying to catch out a comedian?

    They're job is to be witty and sharp. Just don't try because you look like a twat and will always get pwned in the end.

    Especially with Noel cause he'll pwn you in very imaginative ways.

  • You're too right, he's brilliant at improv. Fools. (:

    Every comedian should have a shot at doing this, though. It's kind of the ultimate judgment of whether or not you can think on your feet.

  • i cant stop watching this! i LOVE it! they think that they can take on noely :P what a joke! they FAIL!!!

  • HAAAAAAAA!!!!!! that'll teach them to fuck with NOELLEYY :D

    Oh man this is so good.

  • some hecklers get it right, you know they go "this twat isn't funny, i'll take the piss make him look stupid and everyone will love me"

    listen up man 1 and 2, thinking the crowd will support you when you try and take on NOEL FIELDING...? no no. just no. fail!

  • PWND by noel fielding.

    awesome.

  • I love how Noel handles hecklers. It is genuis. He never once misses a beat :)

  • Just when I thought I couldnt Love him anymore ... :)

  • that was the best handling of a heckler ever!

  • Noel FTW!

  • Damn, hecklers are suck assholes. Good for him for not getting flustered...

  • Holy shit I love him!

  • NOEL FIELDING IS THE BEST! =]]

  • i love this man ULTIMATE LEGEND.

  • Why would people pay to see the show, then heckle? Idiots.

  • I agree.

  • attention seekers?

  • They want attention distracted from their small penises.

  • Who, the comedians or the hecklers?

  • Hahaha I was thinking the hecklers. The comedians do it for money... and enjoyment hopefully.

  • No you're right, I thought that was who you meant :P

  • That was pretty good :)

  • Thanks for the transcript!!!! Gawd, I think people who don't like Noel and Boosh are funny anyway. Noel's great in this! Brilliant! What's NOT to love!!!!! Genius boy! "This is a hairdressers"

    I also can't resist it when he sings the Tremeloes! Too much! Thanks!

  • The guys below; a fantastic representation of maturity on the internet.

    As for this, a lovely retort. Made me giggle :D

  • were you in that crowd?

    you obviously cannot be that smart. quote noel: "you cannot say that a comedian isn't funny if people laugh at them."

    tard.

  • Bravo Noel!

    "I don't mind. I love these games."

    Tough as nails! Too many people who love him to worry about load mouth idiots who don't even know what show they're at.

    I love when he sings the Tremelos!

  • He fuckin' owned that silly cunt!!!

    Go Noel! Love him! He rocks!! <3

  • no way to shoot down mr Fielding, but dont stop trying becuase its hilarious!

    lol

  • he had two hecklers there

  • Genius ;)

  • He's British.

    You're a cunt.

  • oh fuck off and get a life you cunt i said that 3 weeks ago

  • you fucking retard you're opinion changes that quickly? shut the fuck up saying pathetic crap if you don't want to get comments back.

    get a life yourself, you're as bad as a fucking heckler you scab.

  • are you a paedophile

  • hahaha thats fucking funny and original.

    you're exactly like a heckler you fuckwit.

  • why did you and noel fielding have a 3some with my cat sicko

  • cause you approached all three of us in a trenchcoat saying "i want to have a normal conversation with you all, the only way i will go away is if you all fuck eachother"

    so we were forced to, as you masturbated with a croissant on you one ball shouting the french national anthem, whilst shaving your head into your grandma's mouth.

    you fuckwit

  • Bed time boys.

  • very good.

    my last comeback was totally shit, i put my hands up... but that guy deserves a serious slap in the chops.

  • everyone hates you. hahaha, what a perfect way to end that. noel is genius.

  • omg Noel OWNED!!!

  • omg! noel is so brave and quick witted he came right back at him as soon as he started dissing him, he's so cool and the part about the hairdressers was sooooo funnny! i luv noel :)

  • he'll come at him like a northern bullet.

  • Or maybe a Cockney bullet?

    Either way, YOU WILL BE DEVOURED.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

  • Hahaha I love Noel.

  • Why, oh why wud u take on Noel Fielding in a war of words? U won't win, ever!!

  • First!

  • 400,000th view

  • this is hillarious!! xx

  • AHA, he is amazing :')

    He's so clever the way he comes up with come backs so quickly. What a genius.

    "Is that a trick question?"

  • OMFG i couldnt stop laughing

    "everyone hates you."

  • woop

    someone jus got OWNED

    i bet that guy was well embarased

  • u just got noel pwned

  • GIGGLE :)

  • It's like improv poetry.