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  • ROACHES! That's my feelings exactly. They crawl on you fly at you and you feel like wasting a whole can of spray to make sure that they die.

    Im trying to overcome it so I can kill them

  • woo he made it on the train (tv)

  • The movie behind him has got to be the legend of the drunken master. Or something like that.

  • rush hour in background i think

  • Man ya vids r funny!!! And like I can relate to some of the stuff you say in them

  • cicada

  • big up swoozies just dropping another comment to say thanks for the lols

  • i don't know what it is but what you use in you vid. you hypnotized me man can't stop watching!

    ooyeah i made the mario neckless to

    that you show in one of you'r vid.

    respect

  • Man I can't stop watching these vids, keep making them man coz your awesome

  • AHAHAHA...NINJA roaches!

  • LOL...Drunken master in on in the back... XD

  • i recomend everybody who has npt whatchd sims with benefits you have to see it it is so funny oh by the way i feel bad for all the guilt you have from the game

  • legend of the drunken master in the back....LOVE that movie!!!

  • You are never going to leave the  internat.

  • I'm still watching... :) Day 3 of watching your vids pretty much back to back

  • my fam has a history of them when i played da game afew days ago feeeeeeewm right onto my controler. swooz i feel your pain

  • what kinda hat is that swooz? its pretty tite!

  • i hate cockroaches. everytime i see them i just do like my sister does with mouses.....

  • Its just a guess, but i think he was going to shoot the WCG show.

    Isnt it awful funny to you guys that everytime you'd see a commercial on sci-fi it would show a clip from like episode 3 when the season was just starting out?

    Yeah, Im going to say he was doing WCG at the time, i could be wrong though.

    But he gave a few clues like when he said, "I won't be able to use the internet, my phone, or my laptop"

    Hmm....notice how they couldnt use those exact same things on the show?

    -God bless u swooz

  • you got it @xAC1DiCx I had to go film Ultimate Gamer

  • have you ever had a cockroach crawl on you wile you were sleeping

  • jackie chan on the TV:D

  • hate cockroaches! XC

    i had one crawl up me from my feet to mid-stomach! then i knocked it off and it scurried under my bed! x.O

    aaahhhh!!!!!!

    ahahah. . . . . .=^-^;=

  • lol

  • ahahah sWooZie haha you are soooo funny i love you 90 second blog for that show very funny hahahahha!!!!!

  • omg dude i afraid of cockroaches and i love drunken master

  • hey man nice vid i agree with you 100%

    hit me back

  • word son all ur videos are dope keep it up

  • give me somethin swooz, i demand it

  • YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE BEST

  • lol, ya all manners of arthropods give me a slight increase in heart rate whenever I have to get rid of them. Maybe you could hold like a book in your other hand as a shield. That way you could swat any ninja attempts.

  • baha this guy is my hero!!!

  • you rawk p3nk

  • LEGEND OF THE DRUNKEN MASTER!!!!

    prob my fav kung fu movie... good taste man

  • Love this video!

  • don't wear the red one in L.A.^^

  • you're the man swoozie.

  • Hehe drunken master on the background ^^, Jackie chan rules.

    Greets, Selco

  • gman u lucky bastard!

    lol that necklace is raw though

  • i found out y u were gone

  • wow you dont need to say the n word. i reckon this dudes mad. nice work ive been watching some of your vids and there all good. by the way that mario necklace is awesome lol

  • I dont think haters realize how easily they can be silenced on youtube. ^_^ Someone didn't get their grilled cheese today :)

  • i agree this is the best and amazing vlog on youtube!

    you got some haters swoozie.

    keep doing what you do! :)

  • this is painful, hurry up already :)

  • 2 DAYZ!!

  • It's 2009!!! I wanna know where you been!!! I just found all your vids online and it kept me company over the entire winter break. It's as if i found a new best friend and he won't stop talking to me. You are not gonna leave me hanging now... are you??

  • YOOO SWOOZIE!!!! im waiting its 09 now i cant be patient come on!!!!!!!!!!hungry for more

  • at first, i thought that was the street fighter movie with raul julia XD

  • lmao got that jackie chan movie in the background

  • DAMN!!!!

    I'm so waiting for his next vlog,

    anyone has a idea where he went?,

    sen me a message!

    I WANNA KNOW haha :D

    -mara

  • dude you should sell some of those necklaces of mario

  • You sir....WIN AT LIFE!

  • can wait till u get back cant wait till the update!!!!

  • noooooo! swoozie i carnt wait man this is toucher lol o_o

  • ah i cant wait till the next vlog

  • rehhaaaabbbbb

    ahahaha

    nice swooz

  • so like, with CGS dying, every drafted player must retire from professional gaming too?

  • Not really, some teams have other sponsers coL. went back to 1.6(they suck) lolz, css is still alive in europe with the ESL COUGH! ( south african owns the best team ) lolz :) enjoy

  • hahahahhaah just look that TV lololololol

  • mann i enjoy wathchin all your vids i was hooping to do something with video games myself. But mann good luck with what you are going to do. Hope to see more and more in 2009. hit me up

    bigman652

  • you got like the perfect life.I all ready watched like half your videos.I mean you rap, you make nice beats, you can dance, and you get paid for playing games.That the perfect life and then you dont even curse, I dont really ppl that just keep cursing for know reason because its annoying.Your also funny as crap.But, you know not to be on your you know what are anything

  • swoozie i know i posted this a little late but good luck to you : ), i've looked at the rest of the comments and it looks like your doing some kind of reality show, good luck

  • By the time you read this, it's probably going to feel like a different time. You must be on something like that Survivor show...or even better Lost...to the point where you can't contact anyone. As your buddy, I'll be waiting for you to come back alive and in one piece. You better have the VLog ready to entertain.

  • How do u feel about CGS closing down?

  • i just found out he played for col lol

  • i want one :(

  • swoozie *ON KNEES* noooooooooooooooooo!! i love your videos man they're so amusing. One day last week i watched all of your videos for 1 whoe day and your rock out with your cock out! (its a joke) please give me a shout-out in your january VBloG and one last thing YOU ROCK!

  • Goodluck Swoozie (Y)

  • hes probably in a movie or something like that

  • haha ur stories are so gd!!

    cant wait for new ones in 2009 :)

  • Damn, I would have loved that Mario necklace :D

    Nice story btw, I was laughing like hell. Somehow you have a talent of making everything just funny and entertaining. fives for oyu

  • lol, jackie chan in the background, sorry i was watching it was u were talking sorry, lol but where u going?

  • drunken master

  • GO ADANDE he may be doing a reality show. they wouldn't let him use a phone or anything there because he could give away results or something. i hope thats what it is. GO ADANDE

  • hoooray for legend of the drunken master

  • I think he got on that video game reality show. I hope he wins

  • does your trip away have anything to do with the death of CGS??

  • swoozie so nice XD and congratz gman :P

  • Aww man, been good watching your vids, can't wait till 2009. See ya soon :D

  • NOOOOO..what movie is dat anyway.

  • legend of the drunken master

  • nooooooooooooooo im gonna miss your VLogs... have a good time wherever your going

  • are you going on a missionary trip thing to like Africa?

  • AHHHH man, i going to miss you, naw i mean your video lol!!!!! Man i wanted the necklace. WHY WHY swoozie darn Gman, Luck you.

  • THEY ALWAYS TRY TO FLY LIKE RIGHT AT YOUR FACE!!

    It has to be genetic man.

  • I think hes going to be....

  • Wow man, it's kinda weird to know that you have a fear of cockroaches. I too hate them but definitely not my biggest fear.(Dieing) but you still are the best video blogger i have ever watched. seriously i have been watching since 07 and it has been a blast. so thank you for all the laughs,excitement and the constant shouts of "oooooooooh" and thanks for giving us something to look for here on youtube. Trust me, you earned our thanks. as always i wish you the best, and dont forget to stay focused

  • Have fun cya in 09

  • wow man..now ur scaring me..no internet or giving out whaT UR doing?

    and this ''trip''?? but we will be excited??

    okay?....

    idk man..

    peace -Jaye (DOA LEGEND)

  • :( good video tho! :)

  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo, swooooooooooozieeeeeeeeee!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Damn dude! im gonna miss ur Vlogs! they ceep me entertained now i dont have any reason to go on youtube! lol

  • nooo..no more cgs and now no more vlogs?! my world is crumbling around me! ;)

  • Where is he going? Anyone know?

  • hey swoozie how do u feel that the cgs is gone :(

  • Dude your vids are great, you got a good depth of storytelling, and best of all you keep people interested thats the problem with most Vlogs that i see

  • Ooh! Oh ! me me ! I think I know why he's going away. Its 2 shoot dat reality show isn't it!?

    I LOVE YOU SWOOZIE!! We're all gonna miss your hilarious vlogs, but hit us up when u get back and start again in 09'. Caint wait!

    xxox

    PeaceOut A'Town,lol

  • were did you get the necklace..? I want one since you already know who you are giving it to! PLEASE reply to my mesagee as soon as you get back on in 09. Can't wait. (:

  • I make those necklaces. Look on my youtube main page and take a look at the video called "How to make a Nintendo Necklace"

  • cya man

  • Bark! I think you need Kim bro. And mabye she needs you XD :)

  • HE IS SOOOOOOO GOING ON SURVIVOR!

  • Yea I definately HATE roaches! I had a friend that had roaches ALL OVER THE HOUSE!!! UGH!

  • are you going on survivor too swooize

  • i have a feeling that ur going to africa or something to help people xD or something like that

  • Sucks that CGS died, but I'm glad it got a star to be noticed out of it.

  • cool drunken masters is on the tv

  • swooooziiiieeee... nooooo :(

    but youre right those little snaky insects seem to no that ull jump away screaming when they fly straight to u... hate those little monsters..

  • Where are they taking you to? Guantanamo bay or something!? And roaches are great! They were the first to fly and will be the last to die! (actually i hate them too, lol)

  • Im guessing he made the cast for that video game reality show he auditioned for in New York and he'll be too busy with that to make video vlogs

  • alright swoozie I your biggest fan is kinda upset (i want a chain soo bad)BTW good luck man i hope watever u doin goes good. if its like a show thing hope u get it

  • good luck on whatever your going to be doing and keep it fun

  • jan swooz?

    i have no words.

    except for 'merrrrrrrr'

  • I'll miss you dude! Can't wait to see you come back. I'm going to watch The CGS Live update.

  • I'm still laughing at the anime expression thing.

  • Aite Swooz... its been real. Man, its gonna suck but all we can do is wait right? keep em coming and next time you give something out keep Spyder in mind huh? peace love and adobo grease

  • Aye man, what ever happen to my toy car i was supose to get for winning the "name that tune" on one of the live shows you had (i owned like every song yu played). That mario is mines! Lol, At least let me get a yoshi or sumthin mans =/ Anyways, good stuff, keep up the good work and good luck on the new projects ahead.

  • LoL...I could actually tell when you would edit your video because the movie in the background would skip ahead a little bit. Probably not Jackie Chan's best movie, but it was pretty awesome.

  • hahah i hate fyling insects too, i have bad history with them and yes i hate it when they fly straight at you but what really gets me to jump and scream like its the end of the world or somehting lmao is when they dart for your ear.... O.O!!! i HATE it!! yuck lmao

  • i think you should make a last video ahead of time and have someone, maybe your sis upload close to the 31st or something.

  • 'm already excited man, anyways enjoy whatever it is you will be doing. Grats to gman! that's really cool that you do stuff like that, *THINGS* like this is why you are awesome, not to mention the fact that probably everytime I've sent a message to you, on anything, I've gotten a response.

    You're the man and you know it! Never disappointed. Thanks for a great year Adande! Take it easy.

    Fixed for the man!

  • woahhh i got the same t.v.!

    hahah

    thats cool

    sucks cant wait for jan.!!!!!!1

  • =/ im upset. for two reasons.. one you are going to be gone for TWO MONTHSS!!.. and that I didn't get any necklace from you =/. maybe next time right?? lol i think I know where your going too.. either way have fun man

  • ahh man no thanksgiving blog,christmas blog, maybe new years

    gl with wat you doing swoozie

  • Ok Mondays officially became the lamest day of the week now. But dude, I think I know what is going on, and I just wanna say good luck man!

  • nooooooooo can't wait for jan, GL man :P:P

  • gl man take care

  • We'll miss you, Swooze, but there's a few things:

    1. Love Return of Drunken Master, cracked up when I realized that was what was playing in the background.

    2. The whole video made me crack up...great job, and I mean great.

    3. I have a very big hunch as to what you're up to, but I'm not gonna spoil it when you won't either.

    4. Good luck, and we'll see you in 09!

    Best Regards,

    Me

  • DAMMMMN! he is visiting mars every1 thats the big secret im sorry swoozie i had 2 tel...... mondays are so lame now seriously

  • Mustafaghelle!! Why did you tell everyone?!!??! Great- now everyone knows I am going to mars when I tried my hardest to make them think I was going to Ninja School

  • lets just pretend my name is gman

  • lol Dari :)

  • congrats man!! on the neck lase

  • I don't think I got a comment in! anyway, great vlog sWooZie! Ninja cockroaches -.- nasty things man, I hate cockroaches to. Good thing, my house doesn't have any cockroaches!

  • ::In melodramatic tone::

    WHYYYYYY, must he do this to me!?

    ::Sigh::

    Okai, I understand...

  • yo swooz

    have u thought of becoming a youtube partner?

  • this sucks cuse I just became one of your fans, and now I have to wait and wait forever for you to come back. But I think that from the previous videos and stuff I have a little bit of an idea of what's going on... and I hope everything works out.. whatever it is!

    -Melissa

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! i agree with Bananagun

  • Aw shoot i thought you were gonna help me with kasumi a bit D=

  • goodluck w/ everything Swooz Man!! You're my fav vlogger, cya back in 09!

  • whoa man! these vlogs are literally the ONLY reason as to why i enjoy Mondays, i would be like yeah new swoozie video all right man! now ill have to watch FRED or something... lame

  • "I promise I won't stalk you....noticeabley" lololololol

    Hmm, can't have contact with the outside world?.... Are you trying to copy Ken and be on Survivor? AWESOME!

  • Swoozie?!?!?

    Gone for two flippin months?!?!?!

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Just kidding, Handle your biz man and take care

    :)

  • one word... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • i have a good idea what ur up to haha, good luck man hope it all goes well!

  • i liked your entry about the cockroaches haha...im the same way but even worse w/ spiders. gonna miss your vlogs man gl w/ what ever your doing :o

  • NoOoOoOooOo! I look forward 2 ur blogs every week! this stinks i got 2 weight till 2009!

  • I love that movie, oh, and looking foward to the next vlog.

  • Good luck Swoozie!!!

  • noooooo.... how can I survive without the sWooZinator? :'(

  • how the hell am i supposed to survive for 2 months without my weekly-ish dose of swoozie?

    *sadface*

    gl in whatever this project is though ;P I have my ideas on what it is or might be!

  • Aww...I can't wait until 2009! All I can say is thank goodness there are no cockroaches in Ireland, I don't want a ninja cockroach trying to...eat me? Oh and I think I may know what you are doing...and good luck with it!

  • Is swoozue on survivior?

  • Is swoozie on survivor? (sorry typo's)

  • yeah thats what i guessed about mid video as well. And still survivor is about all can come up with even after finishing the video.

  • aww man! dude who am i gonna watch in class now! haha

    Ninja Cockroaches! HAHA SWOOZ CLASSIC! =D

    have fun on watever ur doing!

  • LOFL Swoozie you are the man!!!

  • Hands up guys, who was watching the fight on TV?

  • Entomophobia? you and my video gaming son would get along just great.

  • Another great vlog

    im already excited bcuz im pretty sure i know where your going whoo!!! lol

    i think you need to do another freestyle vlog when you come bk too =)

    X

  • have a good trip bro. Idk about no internet or phone for 6 weeks so they must have some hot ass bitches there for you to keep your mind off the internet

  • im not sure about whether that is a swoozie kind of thing or not but i would partake in "hot...ass...bitches" any day.

  • people come on, if you watched and more importantly LISTENED to what swoozie said in his vlogs you'd have a really good idea about why hes going away im pretty sure i know

  • swooz you going to survivor or something? cuz you know they make you eat cockroaches there :p

  • hf with whatever u gonna do the next month :)

    great vid!

    now I have to stay bored till january :(

  • Ahh good luck with whatever you're doing and six weeks?

    Swoooooooz!

  • Let me guess, you're cool.

  • I think swoozie is goin to be in a movie. i cant wait til he comes back

  • haha, i love ur idea^^=)

  • Flying cockroaches????? really? that would be scary!!! I wouldn't be screaming ..I'd be running! lol...I've never even seen a normal non-flying cockroach.

  • you should tell me i can keep a secret

  • are you going to jail?

  • LOL... not going to jail... and I know many of you are also thinking I'm going to Ninja School in Japan... it's neither of those haha

  • Dude, you're already a certified Ninja anyways, just because you're simply awesome.

    Looking forward till January, 2009!

  • we need an entertainer!!

    and a question: how can i get into ur shotouts??

  • Bro .. thats a long time! lol well have fun and c ya then =)