Nite Jewel - Artificial Intelligence

[enihpesojsrepiuk]

I really like the fact that the music and the video is so super crazy 80's style

[BOMBhollywood]

the album is great, who cares if its a little cheesy. at least this girl decided to make something instead of just go shopping.

[personlalafa]

@BOMBhollywood This is a waste of money... It would have been better spent buying clothes.. At least they would get better use. This song is a pile of crap and you know it. Stop trying to be cool and hipster. It's fucking pathetic. I bet some troll originally made a song like this a started linking hipsters to it and they were like. Oh my god this music is so deep, I can feel the emotions running through me and I bet it's obscure and not mainstream. Is the crappy synth and delivery ironic?

[lillianiful]

this is embarrassing...

[Sugertrain1]

Spent all that money just to be on YouTube. Is that supposed to be ironic? Fucking hipster.

[jdcresswell]

How the hell did I get here from Gary Numans 'Are Friends Electric'? I understand its electronical and I love the electronical genres but this is just awful. This new Suggestion system on Youtube is crap

[sish4]

le fuu. too mainstream :o

[HerseyBoy101]

@ 0:58 (put a bird on it)

[laloali2]

@HerseyBoy101 mmmmmmmmm, portlandia mmmmmmmmmm de besssst

[rheingoldlounge]

I am not an AAAAAAAAA-LEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUUU­UUUNNNNNNNN!

[REVERENDJOSHGODDERS]

its always fun to see the musicians of today making music thinking they have talent cause their daddies a famous talented musician

[laloali2]

@REVERENDJOSHGODDERS why would you assume that she has that background? and even if she did (which i wouldnt know, im giving her the benefit of the doubt since idk her) theres a 100% chance he didnt make music like this. meaning she would be doing her own thing, which is always commendable. what are you doing?

[peterpanpanable]

nice song! go west coast:) always better than here! people in NYC are way to stressed out to make good things

[luminousfluxx]

cringing so hard right now



[CANDOKNOWHOW]

I like this video. It looks like they had fun making it and I really like the part where she barfs on the photographer!!! I don't really see this as a pro or anti drug thing either. I mean, I guess people could see whatever they want to in it.. but all seems pretty much the humor and the repulsiveness of an heavy party scene lifestyle. It is what it is, but I do like the song.. and for what that's worth, it just is what it is as well.

[09prizefighter09]

WTF!! well at least its next to ariel pink who is my fav of 2010 fuckin awesome dude!!...if this was 1986 thsi would be playin in MTV

[SWSconnie]

Oddly enough, I don't hate this one. It reminds me of Storylords.

[rahree]

This video was therapy for my 5 year old niece. Watching this vid, she was relieved that she wasn't the only one that could throw up. Honestly. Anyhoo, Nite Jewel is my new favorite new artist. Discovered her music yesterday and I want more. Absolutely Love Want You Back and We Want Our Things.

[ageshero]

I guess she is stoned out of her mind, all the time. lol Crazy...

[salaisinko]

I love it how people go mental due to the fact that they have lousy sarcasm-detecters. She is blatantly mocking the whole art scene, which seems so hard for some to understand. Carry on, though, as it is at least mildly amusing. lol.

[Spideredge]

I guessed that "flying" dove seals the deal on whether it's satire or not. Lol fuckin PBS in the 80s all over again.

[harrysmyhomeboy]

“As you can see, I borrow heavily from Blondie, Gary Numan, and my Bat Mitzvah savings account.”

[xediestonex]

@harrysmyhomeboy LATFH.com =D

[BigFatSissy]

Hogging the dress-up corner at kindergarten.

[alberth3god]

"Edited by Emily Kuntz"

[rhinocerosfive]

Hey!  You weren't supposed to get it on the microphone! You totally know that's my mom's seder microphone!

[hec323]

shes sooo puuurrrdy

[angielova]

fucken classic

[rickysolomon]

pretty sure when nite jewel made this video they never expected to achieve any type of fame. if she gets signed to a major label they'll just remake the video to make it more professional. i like this video. it has the d.i.y. spirit to it.

[dc8wg]

Pretty sure thats supposed to be cannabis tincture except the color is off. Good stuff.

[Punkerthanthou6]

No. Just no.

[MLo5cH1av0]

i need to kiss her butt!

[jukerjuker]

you guys are not high... this is a great song!

[magicplant90]

by far the dumbest shit I've seen in a while. Off to the store i need wonder bread.

[Subtropicx]

@luvulngtime2

agree'd

[airfield9]

terrific stuff man...

[deathmanual]

gave them a chance, this is the third song I hear, didn't really enjoy them. :(

[xraydelta1]

I DONT LIKE HOW SHE TRIES TO FAKE AND ACT LIKE SHES A JUNKIE BUT REALLY IS A RICH SUBURBAN ART STUDENT.

[Subtropicx]

@xraydelta1

at 1st i totally agree with you

but we dont know what drugs they have done, so its really hard to say.

[xraydelta1]

@Subtropicx IF YOU HAVE DONE DRUGS YOURSELF IT WILL BE VERY OBVIOUS THAT SOMEONE IS FAKING IT. AS IN THIS CASE.

[Subtropicx]

@xraydelta1

well no doubt they arent on drugs while they shoot the video.

lol

that goes without saying.

[xraydelta1]

@Subtropicx HOW DOES THAT "GO WITHOUT SAYING?" YOU CAN BE ON DRUGS AN BE ON FILM, I KNOW I HAVE MANY TIMES. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT RICHARD PRYOR IN SUPERMAN 3, HE'S DEFINITELY ON CRACK, OR HOW ABOUT MICAHEL KEATON IN JACKIE BROWN, HE DEFINITELY JUST SNORTED A RAIL BEFORE HE WENT ON CAM THAT TIME...I COULD GO ON AND ON. MANY MANY MANY MANY MUSIC VIDEOS AND ALBUMS AND MOVIES AND TV SHOWS HAVE BEEN DONE WITH DRUGS. IN FACT, I DONT THINK THERE WOULD BE A HOLLYWOOD WITHOUT THEM.

[elektr0bi]

Ramona is awesome :D

[VanillaExtractz]

Tasteless. (also, latfh)

[zapoyaska]

LATFH LOL

[LLLeeeeeeeee]

this is awesome!

[PrimusSheck]

"Hey guys! Let's do what they did in the 80's, except now it won't be original!"

[imcurtis206]

@PrimusSheck "Hey guys! Let's say something mean on the internet, except now it won't be original!"

[RipidyRaf]

@PrimusSheck stfu

[Jelfism]

Quick! Click 'dislike' - the 'likes' are winning!

[downpeninsula]

Let's glitz out in LA on irony and bad casio tones.. and call it... "art"? 

[talktal]

in the late 70s this type of stuff was cool because it was original and the bands were exploring things never done before, but this is just lame hipster lo fi bullshit

[egdeltur666]

@talktal bzzt. It's hauntology. "hipster" and "lo fi" aren't real genres, they're buzzwords.

This is how that music sounds. No one is trying to prove anything.

[bravecaptainjosop]

i hope your feeling better knight joule, that barf was pretty scary. but i think your songs are beautiful and so are you.

[shiftyshard]

Her glasses gave me malaise.

[revolverles]

love it, play nite jewel for your friends

[bionicbrainkiller]

Lame hipsterish video (came here from LATFH), but I actually really like the song.

[starks89]

look at this fucking hipster

[Brandon112878]

Um, I think people who vote the video down are missing the whole point of it. They're trying to poke fun at themselves--it's a tongue-in-cheek, self-referential satire of hipster culture.

[Sylikat1895]

@Brandon112878 you realize every hipster thinks they're being "tongue-in-cheek" and "self-referential?" They try to satirize and just end up looking like douches.

[tobiasrose]

I think they're taking the piss a bit, i hope so

[reasonsforliving]

its brilliant! they are a great band...and im NOT a hipster

[twinkie0cholera]

Look At This Fucking Hipster

[nasmoe]

@twinkie0cholera lol! i love it when people say that! I still love this group though.

[milkkart]

B-

uninspired, try harder.

[natebelongee]

total babes.

[Drumline161]

badass song

[Markthompson123]

i love her

[TrevtasticUno]

this is cool.

[AfroJonez]

hipster garbage

[KlonopinSaves]

Agreed. Especially since I found this on a blog called 'Look At This Fucking Hipster".

[johnlovesbridge]

"your little life" "you're not making a statement", shes talking about angry little internet trollers haha, probably the ones that bumped this amazing video down to 3 stars. The song is called artifical intelligence, thats what its about.

[justlookagain]

the video isn't meant to be literal. music videos are like short films, she is acting. the song is about hipster posturing, so the video reflects this concept.

[Glargoid]

strange artistic lead on this video, i like it though! wish I could decipher the lyrics tho.

[tbailey2185]

Drugged out hipster girls. How unique and innovative they are.

[T666X]

@tbailey2185 eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr .............. Isn't that the point ?

[tbailey2185]

@T666X

Yes. That just makes it even more sad.

[T666X]

@tbailey2185 No, I mean the fact that she's being ironic , shes blatantly taking the piss out of art school fashion wakers ......

[mrragera]

@tbailey2185 Sexyyyyyy

[LoUsIf]

lsd anyone?

[ivan1111111111111]

i wanna meet this chick, i like girls that vomit yellow paint ^^

[ldybby]

GREAT tune, embarassing video.

[KingCobra505]

love this song! cool beat and awesome lyrics.

[Markthompson123]

we should meet

[kayeatsbear]

wtf is this shit? the whole time i thought it was a dude singing cause her voice sounded like a dude.

[dookieforlife12]

trippy...but awesome

[rachaelswiftt]

LATFH

[Mindfulness808]

i love it, i loev her. Lyrics anyone?

[cmbzep]

Reminds me a bit of Gollum by Harmonia.

[egdeltur666]

Well, I never knew to actively search for it, but now that i've seen it, Nite Jewel throwing up yellow paint is one of the coolest things i've seen on youtube.

I mean, I know i've thrown up yellow paint at least twice before in my life. How else are you supposed to know when to stop dropping acid for the night?

[1xfoo]

@egdeltur666 i thought she was vomiting yellow paint cause she's a malfunctioning mtv robot, and all that acid or whatever that was was charging her robot power pack

[egdeltur666]

@1xfoo You could be right.

"malfunctioning mtv robot." You do have a way with words, don't you?

[therealsoraaros]

Was she dropping acid throughout the video? Thats what it looked like. Thats amazingggggg lol

[bennithing]

i love this song. nite jewel is great. very cute also.

[wot2wot2]

fuck the beatles. i need nite jewel everyday

[grumpy6633]

amen

[pblopblo87]

They must be squirting Bach Rescue Remedy into her mouth because that's exactly how I feel on it.

[synthetickat]

@pblopblo87 I know what you're talking about (I have some), but I don't know what your comment means. Can you elaborate? =/

[AlternativeScience]

Bunch of crazy fools! Even if this video *was* meant to be "hip" who cares? Are you not listening to the music?? I'd love to take away people's budget when it comes to film, far more creativity goes on when you do.

The gore in a Lucio Fulci movie looks way more convincing than cgi.

F*ck budgets!

[MicrostoriaBC]

whoa Fulci mentioned within Nite Jewel comments, Awesome!

[duffmeistergeneral]

LATFH ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HAHAHAHAHA

[muybueno666]

terry richardson?

[Daveydior]

This isn't a joke you have to pay much heed to. It's pretty obvious. I mean, the song is called "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE"-end.

Great video, good concept.

ps. I had no clue Nite Jewel drew this much attention.

vv

[grumpy6633]

me neither but she rocks, new fan of hers

[sitro]

attn idiots: this is obviously a spoof of hipsters in the fashion world

[luckey7indy]

HAHAHA Look at that fucking Hipster!!!

[therealsoulproduct]

I don't understand why people are hating on this. It's not bad at all. In fact it's pretty darn good and their sound takes me back to the awesome 80's.

[taskforcecomputer]

What Kind of statement is Neon vomit not making?

[DeathprodDiva]

The whole album is great.... fantastic space disco! Better than Desire, Glass Candy and Chromatics in my opinion.

[Nick4life2006]

what the hell is this? no seriously can someone explain, what the fuck is this shit?

[XxianthonyixX]

Why would your user name be Marc Bolan if you post crap like this? :(

[1xfoo]

I think of this as like a sequel to video killed the radio star

[CustardGanet]

Creative? this is creative? Believe me id hate to live in your world if that is what you truly think but you probably an angst ridden teenager to make personal attacks on people who slate an "artists" work,i use that term in the loosest possible sense.

[TheRAMIREZ138]

This is some of the moste mystifying music since the 80's I'm happy to here this .

I don't know if it is meant to be funny , ironic , tongue & cheek ,and I don't care .

It tugs at me .

Thank you for making this song.

Rhet.

[CustardGanet]

Painful shite,please dont ever record anything ever again.

[TheRAMIREZ138]

I disagree this is not painfull shit, it's creative mysterious music ,and I would hate to live in your world.

Nite Jewel is the shit .

L.A Baby!

Rheteric Ramirez.

[bebowilliams]

Yeah.. the video is supposed to be a play on sarcasm you buffooons!!

[spookysquid]

this is just bad

[cannedkitty]

i like the song and i love the album, but i have to agree the video is embarrassing. i know you have an incredibly limited budget, but do something artistic at least! the album itself has very subliminal/weirdo artistic merit and i think ramona has a great pop sensibility but disappointed to find out she's into this egregarious hipster trash

[Cmay68]

i still think that the bad comments shouldn't be deleted though. everyone is entitled to their opinion

[Cmay68]

yeah, the video is hipsterish as hell. but the song isn't bad at all

[Novacoma]

hahaha

I got to this through "Look at this fuciing hipster". I wasn't sorry i clicked it.

As you can see, I borrow heavily from Blondie, Gary Numan, and my Bat Mitzvah savings account.

oohh, bam.

heres an idea too, if you don't have enough money to make a video. Don't make a video. This takes us back to the early ages of the shitty amateur music videos. Except it doesn't benefit form the charm of having been made 25 years ago.

Of course she'd probably say it was actually irony.

[bowlochile]

Sucks

[schroeder666]

good song! I came from the lookatthishipster blog, (which is incredibly boring and hipsterish itself, btw). but i'm glad it linked me over, because i've enjoyed this tune many times now. also, when i first came there were lots of whiny douchebags posting, and they've all been thumbs-down'd into oblivion now- props to whoever got everyone together to piss on the haters! that in itself is a great piece of performance art.

[michellerepella]

great post, schroeder666...

and even greater song!

[Novacoma]

Well ill say about the blog that it takes a hipster to recognize one and nail them that well, so yeah the blog is histerish by definition (especially since hipsters like to claim they aren't) but i'm sorry but everything about this is shit and why hipsters come across as twats. Because if you can be easily visually be identified as a hipster, then you ARE a twat.

[schroeder666]

the blog is boring. i'm sorry, it's just boring. i don't care who writes it, simply that they stop writing soon.

to be fair, i've seen live clips of Nite Jewel and she does dress stupidly live. it's still a very enjoyable song and a good depressing, bored-but-not-boring video.

[MicrostoriaBC]

amazing, visually identifying someone and determining they are a "twat" rather than being friendly and getting to know someone. if this is how you behave in real life I feel sorry for you. what are you a frickin hatemonger or a judgemental prick who's been hurt one too many times? don't you feel safe judging people in that box you live in.

[Novacoma]

yes

[stephan1423]

that reply was totally hip i m so hip im reading eveyr songl eon of these coments its the new hip thing to do but you shouldnt do it now that i think about cause then it wouldnt vbe hip anymore so nevermind stop playing shit out asshole gosh dmmit

[stephan1423]

youre a ipster lolzl im hip 2

[herrhitman]

Are you fucking damaged in the brain?

[anagrama1x]

actually she's hot

MY LORD!!!!

[scarletcoffee]

OBVIOUSLY HASN'T DONE LSD

[TronVSFLAC]

this song is said to be about people who spend too much time on the computer. hhmmmm?

[skaun2]

Thanks for making me laugh really hard. Is this for an art project or something?

[krylonman]

I enjoy how all of the negative comments were made to disappear. It's just like everybody liked this!

[bowser724]

That's because people misuse the thumbs-up thumbs-down system which is supposed to be for spam but instead gets used to marginalize differing opinions.

[krylonman]

P.S. To bowser before your comment was made unreplyable: I know. I'm one of the people whose comments was hidden by thumbs-down votes. Apparently I wasn't good enough in my second comment at sounding sarcastic about how I "enjoyed" that all of the negative comments were removed, because that one's up to +20 now. Ha!

[thethrillion]

this aint fuckin wit theyre other shit but im still ride'n...the best has yet to come...right? oh by the way DESERT CALI HAS NOT ONE INKLING OF SHAME!!!

[MajinStoriaAD]

By that same token you have to ask what do people get out of being mean and jerks about some funny music video? I personally don't think your comments elkhadi were out of line. But a few of the over generalizing statements from others are baffling and short sighted to say the least.

[elkhadi]

Ironically, during the extra time I've spent commenting on this video and reading the thread, the song has actually grown on me.

Thanks, MajinStoriaAD, for hearing me out.

Nice to see level-headed people on Youtube, cause you're definitely part of a minority. :P

[cruelcuts]

Ha Ha! Night Jewel should do a tour with The Emotron!

[DeathprodDiva]

The Nite Jewel album is fantastic and underrated.

[elkhadi]

I find it genuinely disturbing how the lighthearted, ironic criticism of "Nite Jewel" has been well and truly stifled.

Comments are for everyone. Including douche users of a funny blog, like myself.

"modern day slavery, i tell ya. you should all be ashamed of yourselves for hating this, dumb-ass blog slave FREAKS. "

You have such a visceral response to a bunch of comments that have nothing to do with you.

I think you're a slave too, but a slave, fighting to defend HER.

Hypocrite.

[sappeninm8]

how are comments like "Artificial? YES. Intelligence? NONE.

Someone throw things at these people if you should ever see them, be it on the street, at a store, whatever " at all 'ironic'

[sappeninm8]

up2u and up2u

[h33I0]

YOU ALL LIEK DICKS!

[oAngrySalado]

I NOES THEY DOOOS!

this song sucks btw.

[elkhadi]

Fair point. Violence is NEVER ok.

Why defend a third party (who probably wont ever read this) from any and all criticism?

Why get all hot and bothered and personally insult me for making a silly comment about Nite Jewel's neck movements?

"you should all be ashamed of yourselves for hating this, dumb-ass blog slave FREAKS."

How can anyone chastise anyone else for HAVING AN OPINION?

The notion that I should be ashamed for not liking the things that you like is so depressing, its beyond me.

[beanbizzare]

omg this is like something bad from the 80's ... except its worse!!! lol

[quaek]

nice video.

[animalfarm15]

LOL, that pose and halo at 3:42 .

[FushiOsaka]

I love how sarcastic this video is; it seems like a criticism of the "good life" of being a famous icon of some sorts, but that might just be my opinion. A commentary on drug usage too? Possibly too shallow, but again, not sure.

The difference between this and the "Lover" video is striking. I don't think she's putting up an act so much as everyone else assumes she is due to what's popular right now.

[hotterthanshit]

This is awesome.

[animalfarm15]

Why is there a discussion about hipsters? This girl just OD'd and nobody's worried?!

[TronVSFLAC]

who said she OD'd?? Who's your source??

[kimininaritai82]

Well, the fact that she allegedlly OD'd is just another irrefutable proof of how middle-class brats like to pull a wasted pose.

Ans what the music?? Pure trite electroshit. I'm gonna burn my Peaches albums NOW!

[animalfarm15]

Um, sarcasm?

[popiggy]

love the hate

[thisisdirtwerk]

I thought something funny was coming up, but I guess that this really was a serious musical effort. Awful.

Notice that haters here were getting thumbed up by other people who agree (2-and-a-half stars don't lie) until it was featured on that hipster blog? And now with more views, they're all getting voted down? What, you got your friends helping you or something?

[ineedtolikeyou]

Yes. They are.

[popiggy]

You rule Ramona... neon vomit is cool. Love the song, album & video.

[ineedtolikeyou]

Artificial? YES. Intelligence? NONE.

Someone throw things at these people if you should ever see them, be it on the street, at a store, whatever

[flussigesbrot]

this makes me hate my life

[Nicopaco]

I bet this girl has a lot of friends that don't shave, and use the words "amazing" and "genius" to describe her.

[faithsalon]

Are they feeding her rescue remedy? She looks so tired and lazy.

[onesweetdream11]

i like it...sounds good to me