Singlish vs Cantonese

[davidlau83]

is stage man.................

[davidlau83]

he definitely hongky and the guy learn from him is a retard.............

[ysmn68]

honkie

[azamisayang]

i like the poster in the backgound... the chick... WOW !!!!!

[wizardianx]

omg.. cock ..gay.. fun

[Khiscage]

Pok Kai Fan, Nei Lou Mou Chow Hai... hahahahhahaah

[Khiscage]

Wa lao eh.. how can this HKie be called a Singie?

[Xalogel]

That's Hong Kong English, it has a twang to it but grammar and sentence structure is correct most of the time. Singlish is broken English WITH a weird twang to it that's really grating to the ears.

[AuraSlicer]

@Xalogel unfortunately, u r right about singlish. i do not mind the singapore accent but we do need to use proper grammar and structure.

[joellenjoe]

Definitely he's a china man trying to speak cantonese & teach English at e same time... Singlish is a language tat only SINGAPOREANS can speak wif an accent. Those who hv been residing in s'pore I.e PRs shld b able to differentiate.

[jessiestation]

pok guy fan?? haha

[blazedraco29]

this is not singlish, pls la, singlish is not only about toking broken english, singlish is more than tat!!! tat chi guy is jus trying to talk english in a weird accent.

[megablood02]

LOL

[phsycoidiot]

...... he just got screwed

lei lou mou= your mother

chau hai= stinky girls

downstairs

[megablood02]

His cantonese sucks man

[EpsilionEridanus]

That ain't no Singie, that's a honkie!

[TheArrogant2]

His canto is just like fart... Next time write on a note... Pity you white... That Chinese men had been bluffed you...

[Creevie]

his canto is shit haha

[kinsir78]

係我聽錯定點呢? 我聽到佢一開始教人講 "仆街"飯~~!!! 又" 臭high"~!!!

係我意淫, 定係佢教得咁差?

[kinsir78]

係我聽錯定點呢? 我聽到佢一開始教人講 "仆街"飯~~!!! 

[Psychicaznboi]

that's messed up english and cantonese, what language can he master?

[ipohmalay]

tiu nia seng... teaching people to say chow hai in hong kong.. how can hokkien singapore speaks cantonese widely? kaaaaannasaaii

[pohun]

this is NOT singlish. what a disgrace!

[steven0007]

He sounds like Malaysian.

[youngjohnny1]

The "teacher" already said "in Hong Kong"....

[RapidEyesCream]

The Chinese guy cannot speak Cantonese. His accent is really foreign.

[brothersixteen]

this is hilarious. the chinese dude got the white guy to say fu.k your mother's rotten vagina.

[y2kenag]

the la in singlish is frm chinese btw, and many more.

[puffalious]

lame...

[choc0165]

no singlish

[burningaquablue]

I'm sorry, I was too busy watching the poster in the background.

[ocworkbench]

Singaporeans don't speak Cantonese that way. That guy is a HK guy giving all the wrong translations.

Ordering Fried Crab sounds like vulgarity.

[dependsonwhatyousay]

wheres the singlish

[GRIMLOCK84]

the fuck is this

[Creuzillion]

That guy taught him how to say "Your mum's smelly vagina" ,but his accent made it sound like "Fried crab".

[Creuzillion]

Is the signboard behind them advertising a whorehouse?

[kcct179]

stupid video

[yatshyatsh]

Make no mistake. The chinese guy is definitely no Singaporean and his Cantonese sucks too.

[tw3akedd0wn13]

Both of their Chinese is worth shit.

[jinn850]

of course, apart from the fact that there's nothign singaporean about this vid.

[jinn850]

lol.

i tot i knew there was something wrong, the chinese dude was teaching all the cantonese swear words to the caucasian.

[imJUNN]

Anyone trying to look at the poster behind the guy?

[davidhalifax]

The chinese-ish guy with the yellow hoody did not look like a native Hong Kong since his Cantonese is not really accurate.

[sherwin3]

Doctored vid

Two twats pretending to be other people

White guy talks like he's got a stroke

Hongkie guy's not even funny.

Sorry dudes, but your sense of humour probably got flushed down with the shits a couple days back

[RoxusTheDarkOne]

Typical Hong Kong people talkin' English, it's not Singlish you retard.

[Kenneth9725]

Do you know why this person uploaded this vid with a title of 'Singlish vs Cantonese'. He thinks that Singlish is referring to lousy english. But, this is not true! Singlish = Hokkien, Chinese, Malay + Singaporean enlgish.



[concisedictionary]

no canto accent, fail

[joilesg]

He's hongkie tongkie.

[tech2kn0w]

its funny because chow hey is also fried crab but if spoke badly it sounds like smelly pussy.

[NicholasYip1998]

lol did he say i need to get more pussys?

[ubny1]

Wow what a redneck. The guy learning can't even speak English.

[blakjat]

u kno wat i like about this vid???? simple the poster of those hot chicks behind them...

[ljecn]

that asian guy is sure not a singaporean as singaporean does not speak english so well!!!!

[xrain12345bowx]

@ljecn who says singaporeans do not speak english as well?

[kaizersabre]

While he looks Singaporean, he doesn't talk that way. (anyway the world is so globalized now that anyone can look Singaporean)

[Lingadil]

ya lor.. sg speak chinese not like this one leh.. u hear the guy tok, u know he not sg liao..

[exodia94]

goodter?

[exodia94]

goodter?

[exodia94]

goodter?

[guaishou]

thats obviously hongkong english!

[souncool98]

That guy's not a singaporean. He's a HONGKIE!

[Bluey306]

I know how to speak Cantonese and Singlish quite well, being a HKer and have lived in Singapore for quite some time. And I think the dude in the video is made of EPIC FAIL.

[mattmad]

Singaporean dont speak canto...

[fcym]

@mattmad actually many of the older singaporeans do speak cantonese. and some of the younger generations too. just that it is not the common language of communication in shops.

[mattmad]

@fcym oh...Ya,,,its not a common thing to see them speaking canto unlike msia and brunei...

[despondentblue]

@mattmad Some Singaporeans speak canto

[zzzvanessazzzful]

@despondentblue yup..like me.. i speak both cos my father is hokien ppl n my mother is Cantonese ppl!

[dragonongkh]

Bullshit. Singaporean do not speak this way...

[111i1011]

THIS IS NOT SINGAPOREAN!!!

THIS GUY IS CANTONESE!!

Teaching a white man how to speak CANTONESE!!!!!

[blakjat]

lol the signboard behind tad asian dude caught my attention!!! ASIAN GIRLS ARE FUCKIN CUTE

[subfenom]

are they sitting next to a hooker stall?

[shaunkoh]

this is a honkie

[nooberlishes]

Lols the asian guy is definitely a hong kong citizen, he just showed how terrible hong kong's english is.

[fluxmaden]

LOL FUCK THAT IS NOT SINGLISH SHIT THERE NOT EVEN A SINGLE "LAH" even if he used "lah" its inproper

[Snowie123]

LOL... tts a freaking hongkee... hear him say the word "gooder" at 0:19.. LOLOL

[aortablue]

lame...

[xxrrxx2002]

LOL!!!

[injune5]

hahhaha.. she gove him the fucking cock..hhaha..sorry.. this video was too funny..

[narutoguy56]

Lol this guy is hongkee there is know way that singaporeans sound like that

[xxxBITCHYme]

HEY WHY IS ALL THIS REPEATING HK VS SG. DO YOU WAN ANOTHER WORLD WAR? LOL

[lidcomb]

singaporean is always disgusting and using stupid accent.

[123UnknownuserSuper]

@lidcomb WHO ARE U TO COMMENT US LIKE THIS

[nooberlishes]

@lidcomb FYI this guy is either hong kong or taiwan his accent gives him away. I also notice you are from singapore, if you are so disgusted by your own country then just migrate away.

[joesr31]

@lidcomb ha SG dirty how clean is yr country, ours is one of the most clean country i ever seen.

[rhymofawill]

That guy was actually teaching the foreigner to swear la....

你有冇炒蟹... just similar to... 你老母臭high... = =

[noimeanno]

maybe they give him the engish menu.

you want to tie the seefood ah?

the big chicken wise

lol

it sounds really chinglish though-.-

[noimeanno]

That guy lives in his own world -.-

[busted192192]

The guy is'nt singaporean

[bab4]

So stupid.. This Fake Singaporean Canto dude is teaching Casper how to curse in Canto but white bread can't do it good enough to be understood by the HK'er. fail in all aspects.

[toby119]

this dude is so cute

he walked out from the restaurant and say like:

man this bullshit

i mean i ordered that fucking thing

and then they give me a fucking coke lol

[ngangaxpikachu]

his cantonese is not pure , is he really a cantonese?

[mwng3000hotmail]

The dude speaks Cantonese with an accent. He can't pronounce the phrases correctly.

[mwng3000hotmail]

The dude speaks Cantonese with an accent. He can't pronounce the phrases correctly.

[philosophyjun]

dudes, this guy is a HONGKEE. Tell the difference please! ;)

[ppw8626]

是焗鸡饭gok gai fan, not pok gai fan... lol

[angryaznman]

@ppw8626 HAHAHAHA PK fan. yerrrr

[pdgb101548]

This is not SINGLISH! It is pure HongKee accent. Diu! Pok-Kai low!

[88fredmcfred]

@pdgb101548 Maybe some mix of western country & SG/MY and HK. But not pure HK - he says "ack-sent" and not "assent" as HK ppl would say.

[tidakada1965]

I'm a S'porean living in the US for more than 20 years. This guy is definitely not a singaporean lah. I bet (a six pack of beer) he doesn't even know a word of Singlish.

[worse01]

@tidakada1965 Yah lor :) , True that !! Im a foreigner living in sg , This is 100% fake singlish.

[sea999100]

sorry asian guy is not singaporean. can't hear any singaporean accent at all, can only hear a thick cantonese accent. the sentence structure does not fit singlish as well, it is just broken english.

i am singaporean and if he spoke to me, i would think he is from hong kong.

[ERW1000]

@sea999100 this is not pure cantonese either, his accent is weired

[polarspirit]

If this is a scripted joke then nice. Otherwise, diu.

[justinjiang]

wasnt he swearing like "your mom?"

[hijimi963]

Pok Gai Fan LOL

[tsingtaowang]

扑街饭？？？

[thwongterry]

doesn't sound like a hongkonger

[sunnyboyz00]

yup...he's a Hongkie! :)

[keitaru]

@sunnyboyz00 I am a Singaporean and I do speak fluent canto, when i am in Hong Kong I tend to retain the HK english accent. But back in Singapore, it is back to proper english.

[sunnyboyz00]

why cant you speak proper english when u're in HK instead of HK accented english ? I have only come across elderlies in Singapore that speaks fluent cantonese...Teenagers and young adults in their 20s could not even construct a simple phrase in cantonese ( of course i am talking about those whose dialect is cantonese )

[keitaru]

@sunnyboyz00 LOL becuz I was a Hong Konger before ..... Kinda hard to change it

[sunnyboyz00]

oic..so when did u migrate to Singapore ? do u like it here ? I have colleagues who r from HK..they said the food here sucks..hahahah...and i believe HK is a food paradise..i've heard many great gastronomical stories abt them :)

[keitaru]

@sunnyboyz00 Yes, the food here truly uniquely sucks big time. I miss HK food but not the environment. Can't be perfect or else I would have migrated to heaven.

[sunnyboyz00]

haha..yup, good food, bad environment..thats wat i heard too.. :) so how many yrs hav u been living here in Spore ?

[jlpt69]

The Chinese guy is very very poor, he just really destorys the HK image!! So poor of this 'four eye' guy who intentionally played a trick on the foreign man. His English is not singporeans' , but very poor spoken English. I wonder why Hong Kong's tourism industry is in decline!! What a pity!

[sluseter2123]

Chao Hai. LOL!! = Chao hai = smelly thing! Chao hai also mean fried crab.

[daishu09]

that's stupid!

[vcchlw]

For those we don't understand,

lei yau mo chau hai = Do you have fried crab?

lei lo mo chau hai = (fuck) your mom's smelly pussy

and last of all,

pok guy = bull shit

faan = rice

[sakuraniwashun]

僕街飯，你老母臭西。。。hahhahahahahah

[davephang]

pity on the white..

[goldenspoon87]

he's not a Singaporean. his accent gives him away. 儍仔 !

[kazuyorifujiie]

he's not singaporean!!

[publicholidays]

The Asian guy doesn't sound like local HKer...

[Callmefai0820]

i'm from HK..now i in singapore..when i hear tat..i laugh until my stomach pain..so weired!!ahahah

[hldhl]

definitely non-singlish. hongkonger for sure

[alexgotguts]

haha, i'm from singapore, and obviously most singaporeans can see this is a pirated singlish. its a nice joke though. honestly, i have a feeling, singlish is getting more branded. haha... but of cos this thing do happen in singapore too, as international multi-racial community.. just like rojak(just mix everything into 1)..

[tsuntinlone]

why i listen the ang moh said 炒蟹 as 臭西?

[Thoma51987]

Haha very funny!

[weirdoyap]

I dont think that asian in singaporean..

[JKiD0909]

he sounds like honky to me...not singie...

[johorean88]

genius people doing witty jokes

LOL

[chingyaussie]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAAH!!! i finnaly GET IT!! this is so fuuny

[BLbenz]

singie?! More like a hongkee to me:)

[airdownthere]

the chinese is fucking hongkee

[d1gps15]

This Guy's it is Not Chinese people.. he's Singapore, he's trying to Teaching white guy to Swear Chinese people... What the Heck Singapore are doing.. I would Bunch of this guy...........

[sumfinunique]

your english sucks.

[sunnyboyz00]

hahaha,,yup...it really does..

[keitaru]

@sunnyboyz00 I always have some kinda of food disorder when I come back from HK. Including how you should be moving at Train stations especially the escalator -not just on what side to stand but how fast you should be moving!

[dumxx]

@sumfinunique nyah~ you must be an ang moh =)

[fghcdd]

stupid prick

[paratomato]

This white guy is playin dumb, he knows what it means, it's just a skit.

[fotoventure]

The Hongkies teach him bad words in cantonese. You can see he is laughing while teaching. Chow Hye >>> Stink pussy. Nei Low Mou >> Your mother. He taught him do you have fried crab? Nei Low Mou Chow Hye mean Your mother stink pussy.

[onlyundead]

is lei yau mou, where have u been thinking?

[kiki2hundred]

wth

[SonyChin28]

majority of singaporeans dun understand cantonese, only hongkongers understand it

[lol02468]

You know? Singaporean got 3 dialects:hokkien khek and cantonese

[csfreak89]

lol do you know that there are a large amount of singaporeans are cantonese?. Even if they are not cantonese, they can speak too. Singaporeans and malaysians chinese can speak. mandrin, malay, teochew, hokkien and cantonese and of course, english. amazing!!!!

[jemdude22]

The asian dude in the video is not a Singaporean. A Singaporean does not speak English in that way!!!!!!!

[tube7878]

yeah, he's faking it.. it's either a guy from HK or an ABC... his cantonese accent doesn't sound native neither.

[xelfrepusla]

@jemdude22 Im a Singaporean but was brought up in New Zealand so i don't speak English like other Singaporeans :p

[johnylingex5]

@jemdude22 who says? many of them speak so..

[moritzkunow]

This video is obviously aimed at poking fun at Chinese restaurants. The white guy and the chinese guy are reading from a rehearsed script. Notice how the white guy said he wanted Chinese chicken i.e. Chinese girls. And the chinese guy taught him all the swear words on purpose.

[321XSW]

what's the shame of hong kong

[TheHabboNoobie]

But some hong kong people speak english they add in some singlish , i agree that really some singlish in it

[stussy12321]

did he say 仆街 ? 你老母?

[greenxgreenman]

cantonese all the way!!!!!

[BevChuang]

Hahaha it's like teaching the white guy how to swear in HK. Crazy crazy!

[guilhem1985]

No no Singaporean speak mandarin and hokkien. The guy here isn't S'porean ...

[08maplesea80]

that guy is at hongkong dude

[crbassassin]

fried crab

[060stone403]

Wait! Singaporeans speak Cantonese? I thought they spoke Mandarin...

[hyl3389]

they only know singlish and mandarin and thats all.... no one there can speak any chinese dialect

[08maplesea80]

yea i agreed~

[karwei90]

its wrong to say we only know how to speak singlish and mandarin.... go find out more man!!

[sisisze2007]

behind The guy ..

And why does he speak foul language!!

- -Fucking

[impheatus123]

Wtf a lame honkie

[shoexy]

stuipid guy

[Dangnina]

well yah his english is not fluent but i appreciate he's not shy to speak the language he's not comfortable in. this is really how you learn, how come people always make fun of chinese speaking english and never the other way around?

[deathscore]

actually my chinese friends always make fun of me trying to speak chinese/korean lol its actually funny even tho im half chinese

[aphroboy]

that is not singlish, that's how cantonese people speak in english.

[wilsonnkwan]

That's not singlish lar, you can tell from the honkie accent

[deathscore]

thanks for being a racist baster

[wilsonnkwan]

It's not even a race, LOL...

My native tongue is Cantonese though and I stayed in Singapore for too long. LOL

[deathscore]

sorry im not following why did you reply to me lol

[sakuranbo888]

變左"仆街肺, 你老母臭閪" lol

Lmao... when the caucasian said "fried crab" in canto, it sounded like he was cursing in canto. Maybe the hong kee had the intention to trick the