full metal panic beach watermellon

[ABalloonInNeed]

Kaname: WHAM!!!!

Sosuke: OHFUCK!!!!

Others: Huh, slightly interesting.

[Mangaman1100]

wow. if only life could be like this. Take a baseball bat to the head and all it does is send you flying. No broken bones or anything.

Reality: *bat to da head*

Guy: AAAAH FUCKER! WTH?!

Anime: *bat to da head*

Guy: OWAAAAA *flying*

[jtanton10]

Kaname's Mind: WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND LICK THIS WATERMELON OFF OF ME YOU HUNK OF MAN MEAT YOU!?

[00411392]

Where the hell does Sousuke keep all his guns?! I mean if he pulled out a handgun, I'd understand but where did he hide that shotgun?!

Does have that special suitcase from Resident Evil or something?

[dougarr]

she's to easy to lose self-control

[Gthic2]

a homerun and a strike in one go wow chidori has got power like hell

[PsychopoisonXproton]

he can survive war with a terorist maniac but he cant wistand the anger of a teenage school girl? now i know the real power of...funimation

[codzombiesspoof]

headshot!

[JJanime200]

1:26 T.K.O!!



[thrilmaster]

whats episode was this?

[TheMarineElite]

This why chidori is at the top of my anime girls List :D

[TheEternalKhaos]

1:27 fucking brutal!!

[TheEternalKhaos]

0:56 That's how you change a lame ass game into a fucking badass game.

[4tehhorde]

1:07

RUN, BITCH!

[thephilippe]

this is why girls think it's fine to hit guys.... point is, we do tend to feel pain aswell >_>

[Catgoesmooful]

Did anyone else notice that Sousuke shot the wrong watermellon? he shot the one next to Chidori instead of the one on the blue towel that he was supposed to hit.

[swordman492]

1:26 He was like, "I'm so dead."XD

[JoseWithAStick]

Strike!

[SLIPOwnage]

OMG, i hate dubs :D

[adryssss]

lol i watched full anime.and mostly he dont fear anything,even shotgun in his face,but he is afraid of chidori.no wonder why .

[FearbreedOrginal]

english sucks "sousgay" -.- that's name raping

[Traip20]

@FearbreedOrginal

soooooo right!

[8MellieMaus8]

@FearbreedOrginal Its saucegay :D xDDD

[HotXingVG]

Classic anime moment xD

[pokemonfreak12100]

WHAT EPISODE PLEASE!how do i find tis i looked everywhere!!what season?!is it in ova?!plzzz help me!!!

[TrixterDarkthesecond]

@pokemonfreak12100

season 2...Fumoffu.

[pokemonfreak12100]

@TrixterDarkthesecond WHAT EPISODE!I SWEAR I WATCHES ALL OF THEM!!!

[TrixterDarkthesecond]

@pokemonfreak12100

Episode 3, also known as "Summer Illusion of steel"

You can watch it on hulu.

[pokemonfreak12100]

@TrixterDarkthesecond AHHHHH THANK YOU!!!

[20fadhil]

Anime chicks are usually stronger than superman.

[KafeiMouser]

Watermelon smashing! The fancy way!

[2013doom]

1:27 FATALITY !

[IchigoKurosaki992]

in fumoffu Sagara said that he is not scared of anythis but his face in this episode show that he lied :))

[IchigoKurosaki992]

poor Sousuke

[JeffordP1994]

O MY GOD LOL

[Pickels737]

They wernt specific enough all they said was open the watermelon with a crack they didn't say with the bat

[jamitil]

STRIKE! XD

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

THERES AN ENGLISH DUB!?

[dave19941000]

@MaxterandKiwiKing All 3 series and the OVA have an English dub, and it's a well made one to.

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

@dave19941000 Agreed,not many anime have good dubbing like this,I'd like to see sleep walk tessa in english,that would be hilarious!

[Dark21Lunna]

i love it every time he is scared shitless of chidori XD

[Mangaman1100]

damn O.O

Blue haired chick is so... damn... HOOOOOT!!!

[binkmagician]

Would people STOP UPLOADING ENGLISH DUBBED CLIPS already!!

[Agamerfr0zed]

@binkmagician no one's forcing you to watch nor click on this video so shut the fuck up.

[KahliaRox]

Omg its Sunohara XD

[Tiercel5]

I didn't know that Kaname could play cricket. Even then, poor Sousuke.

[a2uman]

1:33 STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!!!!!!

[linkgold2isawsome]

graaa!! -slams with bat- ahhhhhhhhhhhhh -new record- dont fuck with her

[captaincurlyfries1]

Wow the english subbed version is SOO much better!

[whinyrabbit]

@captaincurlyfries1 u know tthat is english dubbed not english subbed :P

[captaincurlyfries1]

@whinyrabbit Yeh duh. 

[whinyrabbit]

@whinyrabbit I missunderstood what you had comment. sry :P

[Eternalsummersong]

Yeah....he deserved it.

[Afroman6912]

He shot the wrong watermelon but none the less that was an achievement there.

[HomoDePlebe]

Headshot+strike=epic combo

[kidswift99]

Most epic win evvvvveeeeerrr

[ebonhawk66]

what the hell is with all the disliking of the dub, what the hell is so bad about it?

[MotoscuterZ]

@ebonhawk66 Annoying voices ... couldn't you have figured that yourself ?

Dumb fuck

[ebonhawk66]

@MotoscuterZ well i dont hate it because imo the voices are not really that annoying

[tmshine1997]

1:24 oh shit moment in truth

[tmshine1997]

They all scream when they hear a bat but no one even crys when he fires the gun... Confusing... :D

[alex70005]

1:03= oh shit moment much?

[qu7aker]

Damn yo stfu u wapanese!!! The eng dub rocks and so does the sub so go and wank at an eng sub clip of this or better yet go watch this without any subs, see where that takes ya!

[Azmodeus87]

@qu7aker I agree with your sentiment, but not your grammar.

[qu7aker]

@Azmodeus87 it's called internet slang...

[Azmodeus87]

@qu7aker it´s also called annoying in high doses.

[qu7aker]

@Azmodeus87 then dont read it.... have u ever texted b4? nobody rights full paragraphs with 100% grammer in them. I am fully aware of my grammatical capabilities but im not goin waste them on youtube of all places.

[Azmodeus87]

@qu7aker *sigh* course ive texted b4. and your grammar there wasn´t nearly as bad as i said compaired to others. I ws just really tired and crancky after staying up way late to finnish some paperwork. Sorry bout that.

[qu7aker]

@Azmodeus87 ah, np its all good

[Nostromo951]

my ears are bleeding cuz i heard the eng dub

[zizikelizike]

the second I heard them speaking english I dissliked the vid!

[alex70005]

@zizikelizike grat's your one of 6 people to do that. Feel special?

[GinaGoGreene]

Chidori: I'll show you bull's eye!!!!

Chidori hits him with a bat at godlike strength

Chidori's Friends: That was more... powerful than usual.

LOL

[nickoli1993]

i love how he knew he was going to die

[xbladewolf]

Nobody saw it coming...nobody...

[nickoli1993]

@xbladewolf i did

[Knightmare668]

That was a nice follow through and good distance.

[pille2]

1:24 READY....GO!

1:32 A NEW RECORD!

[valkyriesky29]

sousuke hit the other watermelon hahah

[Cobaltios]

Since when are shotguns long range weapons?!

[FateJHedgehog]

@Cobaltios

For quite a long time actually.

[Ybrik619]

Damn that's some nice sniping skills.

[NotABot55]

@Ybrik619 For reals... that was a ranged, *blindfolded* shotgun blast, and Kaname was sitting behind that watermelon! I'm guessing some special non-lethal shells were loaded, but the melon had it worse than she did.

[halesthehairball]

Oh my god you anime fans are whiners, if you don't like the dub then you have the option to not watch it, go find a poorly fansubbed version and get over it, without the dubbed versions anime wouldn't have gotten so popular outside of Japan, also you may have never found it, so shut up and just enjoy it for what it is already.

Also this dub isn't bad, although if the english actors weren't trying so hard to emulate that horrible screachy japanese girl voice you seem to love it could be better

[BrooklynAlchemist]

omg sasuke ditched naruto to come to this show,and he turned his chidori lighting attack into a hot anime girl,he also traided in his kunai for a shotty LOL what has the world of anime come to XD

[ahartakpower]

why he just run away from her?...

[Halfort57]

@ahartakpower to RUN is NEVER an option for a soldier!

[zoezogurl101]

Peferct shot

[PrimeHunter01]

@TIKXIII Fancy running into you here. =D

Can't enjoy any anime scenes without someone raging over English voices, huh? =P

[PrimeHunter01]

...And might I ask you guys what language you are currently using and understand?

Yes, America is so evil for translating everything into the language we fully understand without the use of subs.

/sarcasm

[NeoBattousaiGX]

@TIKXIII Hmm yeah there's definitely much worse out there.

[Anna03041998]

1:25

pricless face. fucked up sound though. he sounded like some quire

[sakura20201]

ok what episode was that cuz that was funny

[Anna03041998]

@powerbeam08 go f*@k yourself if your gonna talk like that.

[powerbeam08]

@Anna03041998 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED BY NOW BITCH, KANAME IS A FUCKING TRANSVESTITE!!!!!

[MAJOR18able]

@powerbeam08 good for you,you want a cookie?or are you good with that dildo up your ass...

[Skitsamvs]

what episode is this

[whateverwhenever11]

@powerbeam08 thats because you love it

[alvonellos23345]

thats a new record

[Nukexdevil]

OMG... The Voices... *wants back Japanese Voices*



[Maverick52093]

1:08, sousuke had a heart failure XD in fear, and dayum chidori you be sexy

[fremag123vif]

Meh about dubs, I like originals better, it's a decent dub on this one atleast.

[SpeedyVide0s]

In my opinion i like the english dubs better, i just cant stand the whiney japanese voices... they make my ears bleed.

[saladin92]

why does the main girl look more cute in this one? haha

[KidPyro3]

Strike

[Rincewindification]

His look of terror is great once he sees what he has done XD

[wolvenblacktalon1]

HOLY SHIT i wasent expecting the shotgun



[bladedicedragon]

@wolvenblacktalon1 how could you not? he's a military freak

[wolvenblacktalon1]

@bladedicedragon haha i dont know but i should have

[sekaiichibannobaka]

I'm pretty sure that volk551 prefers it in English so he doesn't have to read subs. It's just the way he phrased his comment that was really bad. Anyways, I think the english sub is interesting, but the japs better.

But hell, who cares. CHIDORI KANAME STUUUURRAAAAIKKKUUU!!!!!!

[EJPBDK]

That's no bullseye Chidori, that's a strike.

[zeonblade24]

HOME-STRIKE!

[Mrhitthebeat123]

Lol chidori wins

[bleachswordsgirl2322]

i love his face at 1:08 it looks like hes thinking oh god wat have i done?

[xXXrayzerXXx]

why do they split a watermellon?



[sekaiichibannobaka]

@xXXrayzerXXx Its a game in Japan during summer. You split the watermelon to eat it. Its like cutting. But you break it instead of cutting.

[pieisfun]

@sekaiichibannobaka It's Japanese pinata =D

[53Spawn]

dont like the dub, the dont watch it, stop whining

[Nickcool1996]

lol FMP's english dub sucks.

Negima?!'s is epic.

[AnimeKitty824]

hilarious! lol

[volk551]

@bombastico16 Well I like Eng dub you know why cause it not in FUCKING JAPANESE, AND I DON'T HAVE TO READ WHAT THE HELL THERE TALKING ABOUT YOU NINNY.

[bombastico16]

@volk551

Another american racist...im not amused.

english voices are fucking shiet!! deal with it, yes your languaje SUCKS!

[j0ckl4]

@volk551

"fucking japanese"? xD ... if there was no "fucking japanese" my friend you couldn't watch it and without BAD DUBS anime would be WAY MORE POPULAR...

[dicloneous]

@bombastico16 : -_- excuse me but I think the english voices are awesome!

[Cipher00007]

@bombastico16 wtf r u ona bout!!!!!!!

i can actualy understand what they say without having 2 read fucking subtitles!!!!

ENGLISH VOICES FTW!!!!

[Flatout3666]

HOMERUN !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Munky332]

@j0ckl4 i know exactly how you feel... english dub = fail.

[volk551]

@j0ckl4 Well I like Eng dub you know why cause it not in FUCKING JAPANESE

[NeoBattousaiGX]

@j0ckl4 Shut the fuck up weaboo. This dub is good, if you want a bad dub go watch DiC Sailor Moon or a 4Kids dub. Once you watch a bad one then let's see you bitch about something that's actually good.

[AruFullmetal]

Sousuke would. lol

[swordmastajerry]

1:39 keitaro from Love Hina!!

[kripposoft]

Sossgay`?

[megamanfox]

@kripposoft no Sousuke

[mynamehere45]

Bullseye what a simple game

[MrAllfg]

Where can you watch these kinda shows??? Plz tell me this is soo funny :D

[rumin001]

bullseye!!

[edgysan]

@rumin001 the DVD's

[ChibiJade197]

does anyone know where I can watch this in english?

[FEFSTalen]

@ChibiJade197 yeah man go to animefreak.tv

[hippiedude01]

animefreak(DOT)tv

[panikkrazy]

animefreak, or right here.

[KnightAce24]

Wat a swell game to play with firends :3

[vXxNEKOxXv]

what ep is this??

[SoloJolii]

@vXxNEKOxXv i think it's 3 o:

[Ringojazzy]

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[101Niceguy]

Homerun or Strike?

[malyxzable]

wawiwow