Boreale is Planning

[QuadfishTym]

I always think he says, "Crush them under our booties".

[Izayoiaki24]

A strategy so simple, and yet executed so poorly. If only Boreale had not been so bald and so foolish, he might not have fehled.

[JamesTiberriusKirk]

The greatest tactical genious in human history.

[Criomorph]

they diidnt concuer the earth you devolved in bred the marines were mad by the emperor of earth noob!

[goen5601]

"All we need is enough battle brother on the ground!!!" Oh and who send them to the space in the first place??? lol

[DonnyMillerN7]

Oh, btw. This is how I plan something at school erryday.

[GearShotgun]

for Emperor's sake Boreale how many times do i have to tell you, YOU CAN'T USE TYRANID OVERRUN TACTICS WITH SPACE MARINES

[abdaloser]

The codex astartes does not support steel rehn...

[Speehsmareehn01]

magmanenis

you were watching at an grand example of Imperial tactics

glory for the EMPRAH

[magmanenis]

What the fuck... Did I just watch? o.O

[isak666man]

Holy fuck, somebody has to make a Boreale Song. The only lyrics will be "NO!". and the background melody is from that spehs muhreen yelling "GWAAAAAAAAH!".

[Baron4827]

hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[Criomorph]

good plan if 1 space marine can take out a modern infantry devision like they were shit in the toilet 5 space marines could concker the earth with extreme ease!

[InvaderAvP66]

@Criomorph But they already conquered Earth...

[mechaelite]

such a brilliant strategy makes spess mahreens fall to madness and heresy.

I think abaddon should recruit boreale as a loyalist-heretic converter.

[Satutas]

@mechaelite I smell Herecy.

[notenufdaka]

@Satutas I smell bad spelling....

[Osvath97]

Aahahahhoooo heheehehehehhe haaaa hihohohohohohhoohiiii.

[EnjoyCocaColaLight]

I accidently put this on repeat. I think I might die from being overwhelmed with this divine plan!

[Arzaker]

i should put this on a mic during the beggining of an online game

[CBAwiththisshit]

THIS WOULD NEVER WORK.

MOST OF OUR BATTLE-BRUTHAS ARE STATIONED IN SPEHSS.

[kogabrigakaksezovem]

0:04 Emperor approved

[Tempuc]

Indeed a brilliant strategy... Sun Tzu would be proud.

[EnjoyCocaColaLight]

I.... I've been sitting for three minutes, trying to make a post of what I think of this.

I was thinking of just writing "EMPHRAAAH" but.. Really, there's nothing to be added. This plan... This guy... FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[ZanH0]

Tactics that led emperor to victory in the Great Crusade

[Alex13501]

In soulstorm when me as Mother fucking stubs killed him, i felt bad. Luckily it was only imperial guard who saw that strategy, thats the reason why imperium of man still exist.

[BoyofmanyNames]

BBOOTTEYYY-EELLZZ!

[ParappatheRapper]

Emprah approved.

[Adardardar1]

mindfuck

[keeganadavis]

I needed something mindless today, this satesfied very nicely

[6Xero9]

I shall utilize this plan in battlefield 3

[spartans312]

I've watched this a good 15 times, this shit does not get old

[Th3UnluckyGam3r]

This is awesome

[SegaSatern]

why is it so complicated?

[ViewingNeutral]

I used to watch his usual speech over and over because I found it so funny. I've now found a new favorite line from Boreale.

[ArsenicOverdose]

Poor Space Marine's brain cannot comprehend the brilliance of the strategy.

[anothga]

@ArsenicOverdose You cannot comprehend the the full brilliance of Boreale's strategy.

[Tonyhack11]

Meh, makes sense to me..

[SgtHydra]

THAT PLAN IS PURE GENIUS! How could it possibly go wro-

*Baneblade engine starts*

-ong...

Oh fuck.

[abdaloser]

@SgtHydra Creeeeed!!!

[notenufdaka]

@SgtHydra this baneblade? gifted to our chapter!

[cheremenin]

UGHUUUUUUUUUUUUGG

[S67Snail]

I thought this was edited but nope....Boot-EELS!

[masters961]

da fuck i just wach

[warhammerguy]

Need loop :D

[TheQuicks96]

the greatest tactician that ever didnt exist in reality but i wish he did cos that be cool.....

[sexyrikosuminoe]

adeptus astartes in a nutshell u.u

[TheRaivaaja]

And yet somehow Boreale managed to screw this simple plan by placing all his battle-brothers in SPESS.

Boreale was so bald and so fewlish

[WilcoCharlie]

@TheRaivaaja I thought they were prepared to Deep Strike?

[TheRaivaaja]

@WilcoCharlie Yes, but instead of positioning all his men in SPESS and requiring NUMMEROUS BEACONS where the enemy could destroy them he could've placed his BATTUL-BROTHARS on the ground and crush the enemy under their BOOTY-EELS.

But he was all NO and stationed all his men in SPESS.

He chose a BALD strategy and failed.

[WilcoCharlie]

@TheRaivaaja Oh, damn it Boreale!

[Izayoiaki24]

@TheRaivaaja No, he FEHLED.

[Magnaliscous]

Boreale's strategy was considered so great by the imperium that he was promoted to Primarch effective immediately

[anothga]

It's what somebody else said - this is Codex Astartes in a nutshell.

[Jefrejtor]

What are...BOOTY-EELS?

[dragonbaas]

the codex astartes supports this action

[DeusExAngelo]

HHGGGGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­...???!!

[muratira1]

EMPRAH APPROVED at 00:04 lol

[HamishChandler]

That is what matters spess mehreen!

HRRRRRRRUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Ghostrider91111]

@HamishChandler HRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Zeredek]

DO YOU THINK I CARE!?

[Ghostrider91111]

@Zeredek AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH­HHHHHH

[kennyjapan1]

well i have to give it to you, you don't get better 40k comedy anywhere else

[SoulDeus]

This plan is flawless.

[LeonTheRabbit1]

@SoulDeus The plan and the video are both flawless :D

[necronlady]

lol this is awesome

[davbad1]

OLL W3 N33D IS ENUFF BATTL BROTHAZ ON THA GROUND SOU THAT WE MEI CRUSH THEM ONDAR OWAR B00T H3EALZ AND DESTROY TH3M WITH OUR BOULTAZZZ!!! - is what i would have said

[fuckinmezie]

one person was not emprah approved

[JimmyBob210]

Booteales :3

[tf2pl]

Emprah Approved

[Washu1973]

Spehss Mahreens atak!!!!

[TheRaivaaja]

That's it!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

subscribed

[ninjaslaya321]

0:05 EMPRAH APPROVED

[anothga]

Boreale? PLANNING? Are you trolling me?

[gmodfan2000]

And then the Spehss Mahreen proceeded to say: "What a brilliant plan, Boreale. I do say though, perhaps we should use the Codex Astartes' classic plan with this! Steel rehn!"

Whilst pondering, Boreale proceeded to say: "N- Steel REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHNN!! FOR THE EMPRAAAAAH!"

And the plan was activated.

[TheRaivaaja]

alfabusa your videos are shit.........make more please

[osscorrupt]

All Boreale needs is CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[zunevsipod1]

TACTICAL GENIUS HURR.

[Bidmartinlo]

Oh silly Boreale. All your forces are dead (except for the epic space marine who will win the day no matter what). :P

[ATGOD]

0:04

[ATGOD]

@ATGOD or press 4

[joseaca]

his logic is flawless and cannot be questioned

[ColonelCorncakes]

I love how the Space Marine at the end couldn't comprehend Boreale's tactical genius and his mind exploded.

[ATetrisBlock]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD... bank. Because it's necessary in many operations.

...FOR THE EMPRAH. Hmm, this doesn't quite have the same nobility as fighting Orks and the like. Oh well.

[DreamingSareth]

I love your vids. You have one more subscriber. :3

[warcraft3ftw1]

But how can we descend upon the foe if we are on the ground?!?

[durandol]

Wait just a moment... If Boreale in tends to "destroy them with our bolters", then why does one of the "Battel Bruvas!" have a plasma gun?

...

Also lawl at the bolter slapping

[TheOglibogli]

@durandol Moral support and cheering

[Wownred]

You know what matters? AAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

[chaplain900]

is that simply random rage at the end, or another warhammer meme? :D

[Thremle]

@chaplain900 It's probably just a reversed sound for additional lulz.

[xoyv]

i want to destroy someone by smacking them in the face with a gun

[crazywarfare]

Best. Plan. Ever.

[roktopus]

"But we don't HAVE enough battle brothers on the ground! Don't you remember? Most of our battle brothers are stationed in SPESS"

[AzelRavenWood]

@roktopus NO!!!!!

[AzelRavenWood]

The Codex Astartes names this tactic as Brutal Steel Boot....TO THE HEAD!!!!!

[Nyllet1221]

Those guys are nerds! (reference)

[Uberl33tHacker]

i tried to understand it... BUT I COULDN'T

POR QUE? POR QUE?! POOOR QUE?!!?

[kop4321]

Y U NO STEEL RAIN?! 

[Krangize]

The codex supports this action

[AzzySunfire]

All we need is less people trying to be funny with recycling overused memes like I have to witness in many of the comments here.

I think that sounds like an even better plan.

[LastBinLadin]

@AzzySunfire Perhaps what we truly need is less people on Youtube complaining about what other people post. That would be the plan that starts world peace.

[AzzySunfire]

@LastBinLadin And here I thought no one is gonna take my bait. Congratulations, you took it.

[LastBinLadin]

@AzzySunfire It appears you don't want world peace. It's a shame you get your jollies off of youtube. Your pathetic.

[AzzySunfire]

@LastBinLadin Says the terrorist. :3 I honestly could care less about the opinion of a few humans, there's millions others. Though your response amused me. Thanks.

[AlphaTek795]

EMPRAH APPROVED

Also - You should do an advert for 40K's finest Condom brand.

"The Emperor Protects" XD

[RadicallyDreaming]

All of these voice clips came from soulstorm?

[kriszium]

Wow, the plan was so good, it gave the Space Marine a boner, lol

[Schnokers]

Sometimes i wear a big plasma screen TV sized cardboard BAWKS around me while im naked and pretend im a dreadnought, screaming I WILL CRUSH THE SMALL HAT BOXES IN THE NAME OF THE IMPERIUM.

[MrSquadallah]

Yay, logic

[Specterish]

...Psh, STEEL REHN is a better tactic...

[GeneralBlaze1991]

Creed wishes he had this level of tactical genius.

[BattleModeRoosevelt]

When has it NOT worked?!

[bidoof555]

That space marine at the end went full HERESY.

[MAHBOIwithDINNER]

*points at Inquisitor"

That's what she said.

[SinDawg030]

Oh God Emperor, Baldeale is even more embarassing than I though . . . thank God I didn't get Soulstorm

[delzorgan]

What if they were Imperial Guards...

Enough guardsmen and flashlights, yes.

[MultiKarmacharger]

Any chance we can get a wallpaper of Borealecrusher?

[TheSeltsamOne]

Perhaps we shall land scouts ahead of our forces so th-

NO

[TheOwlslayer]

Wait, i thought I had subscribed to you.... oh well. Subbed.

[alfabusa]

@TheOwlslayer Thank you bruva! I have been awaiting this moment!

[TheOwlslayer]

@alfabusa Really :P?

[alfabusa]

@TheOwlslayer YES

[SuperNova30001]

@alfabusa and...THAT IS WHAT MATTAHS SPACE MARINE!

[Realfabrix]

the best 11 nutshell secs of my life

[grav0pl]

Battle

Brothers

Crush

Bolters

Fine.

[MegaShizer]

Bootyheels?

The emprah never told me we had those in stock.

[Tarik360]

Emprah approved.

[TheLemonGrenade]

wat

[huntercd]

most armies work like that XD

[Stupidfart9876]

Space marine's spinning mouth piece looks like a perfect circle

[iffjs]

AUL WE NEEHD IS ENAUGH BAUGHTTLE BROTHAS ON THA GRAUND DAT WE CAN CRUHSH TEM UNDA OUA BOOT HEALS AND DESTROY TEM WIT OUA BOLTAHS

TAT IS WAT MATTAS SPEHS MAHREEN

[BlackTemplar43]

The codex Astartes does not support this action.

[OluapPlayer]

AND DESTROY THEM WITH OUR BOLTERS *poke poke poke poke*

[tamral31]

All that meditating paid off I see

[Herremannen]

Creed's got nothing on this guy right here.

Pure tactical genius.

[D0uch3846]

This is why Boreale was succesfull at the kaurava campain :D !

[antary90]

@D0uch3846

A blight in our history.

Boreale died there.

[D0uch3846]

@antary90 I expected a comment like that xD

[antary90]

Genius planning, commander. We should also use your bald head to blind our enemies while we shoot them with bolters and headbutt them with our shield faces.

[ThunderPsyker]

@antary90 if you have seen the spongebob squarepants movie, you'll recognise this straight away

enemy: well, it can't be that ba- BaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAALD! BALD!

other enemies: BLAD! BALD! BALD!

another enemy: MY EYES!

[OeilDeSang]

@antary90 You killed me with laugh. (my dead body can still write on Youtube)

[firelord699]

@antary90 BAALD! BALD! BALD!

MY EEEEYES!

[theoxtheory]

Lovely plan

[totalwar5]

The Codex Astartes in a nutshell

[BrotherPrimus]

Seems legit.

[Nightmare78hAlo]

Foolproof plan

[alfabusa]

@Nightmare78hAlo First comment posted makes me laugh

BRILLIANT!

[maskarr4245]

@alfabusa assuming direct control

[0Maloy1]

@alfabusa HEY HEY HEY! You need to make a video where the space marines try to land on Karauva but get stuck in space, then Boreale yells SPESS, and that guy at the end of this video does his epic yell. Then some necrons come out and start hitting them, then the soulstorm narrator yells STUBBS PEAK! and a cannon grows out of planet. Boreale yells NO, and then cannon kills them all.

:3 do it.....