HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!

[blackpufl102]

HI SCREEN MAKE ME A SANMMICH!*screen does nothing* AWW MAN!

[betch108]

I LOVE GIR XD

[UnicornsLovedForever]

gir is so damn sexy and fucking cute

[calvinbush1]

He mispronounced whore

[zebrawifey]

two people hit the rong button be more careful.

[dashers8]

when i go to school tomorrow i'm gonna just jump to the ground in the middle of class and when i do i will scream "HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!" just for one like!

[Baconintendobros]

@dashers8 >:D Hi man, MAKE ME A VIDEO!

[dashers8]

@Baconintendobros you got it!

[MsBieleber4life]

2 people dont like sammiches

[thereveiwguy1]

so the floor is a lady *crowd boos* no i was kidding i know that gir is not sexist lol i was kidding ok ok

[MyMegagame]

Damn straight!

[MegaUMK3]

THERES NO 0:13!

[TheAnimeloverdbz]

@MegaUMK3 I NOTICED THT TOO! THERES NO 0:13

[Sxxxysquirtle]

Awww i wanted to watch squid-man go back to the ocean

[jstylin2]

im surprised there is no gir meme

[haltopen12]

silly gir, that floor isnt a woman

[astrogirl5123]

Gir: Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!

Zim: That's better! I guess.

[tylerparis1]

gir is cute

[crazybrit12]

"No description Available" I agree....

[doublebubblegalTSL]

M3rtyville- Pleeeeeez tell me ur kidding

[AAzoidberg]

2 people didn't get there sammiches

[21WAFFLELOVER]

SAMMICH!

[M3rtyville]

what is a sammich?

[realvideos19]

20 likes and i will do it while on a test.....

[wazzupplayer1]

THAT BETTAR! I GUESS??

[xXJocelynKittyXx]

That was the best 14 Seconds of my life... MUST REPLAY!

[AX200Z]

The Floor is a woman.

[atticusxoxo]

when i fell at school the other day i said this

[hawkwreak]

ALL HUMANITY MUST OBEY. MAKE HIM A SAMMICH

[lefey12]

the first time i herd this i thaught it said "HI FLOOR MEET ME DAMNIT"! and relized that it wasnt

[cocolps128]

So hilarious I love him

[CookieElmo1234]

SAMMICH SAMMICH SAMMICH SAMMICH

[1pikachupachirisu]

whta ep is thiss???

[AleG8RRage]

70 gir vids??!?!!!

sweet!

[LuciferSyxxx]

lol that is so funny because I watched this episode today XDD

[theGalvanizah200]

Girs brain was used to mass produce heavy weapons guy

[gtafans93]

Why isnt the floor in the kitchen?

[coolgirl90able]

floors dont make SAMWICH

[KyuubiNaruto602]

SAMMICH!!HEHEHEHEH SAMMICH!!HEHEH!!

[kkwawa1311]

@thefunnyguy9000 I MUST CHOOSE ZIM OR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBB its the question of life :D im stuck in the middleeeeeeee :(

[kkwawa1311]

WELLLLLLL i like zim and dib best but i could make room for gir in number one......... OHYES

[TheFunnyguy9000]

@kkwawa1311 choose Gir! not Zim or Dib!

ddddddddddddddd weegee

[pokemariosonic11]

SAMMICH!!!

[shinycelebi225]

GIR STOP BEING SEXIST!!

[thereveiwguy1]

@shinycelebi225 don't you mean floorist *crowd boo's*

[shinycelebi225]

@thereveiwguy1 XD

[Ygdrasel]

I hope to marry a woman named "floor".

[Shad0wM4nt1s]

Played a game called Enigmata... and I crashed into one of the bosses to get an achievement. I said this except I changed it alittle to.... Hi Titan! Make me a sammich! He tried to kill me afterward.

[ConcreteDuck]

The floor is obviously female.

[MsPichu44]

my dad said this to me once

[AllUpInUrFace16]

@shishowify when i was lookin at the comments i saw your and did not read the hole thing for a minute and was like "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THE FUCKING MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!" and then when i stopped freaking out i read the rest of you comment and i was like"ok wow that scared the hell out of me for a minute" at first i thought you were some douche who was stupid and did not like g.i.r. and then i remembered that no one can NOT like g.i.r.!!!! as you can tell i love g.i.r.! he should rule the world

[shishowify]

gir sucks! he's the worst thing in the world! nobody will ever like him and he should die in a hole. now, read this on opposite day

[TheFunnyguy9000]

@shishowify Shut up! Gir is the best!

ddddddddddddddddd

[shishowify]

@TheFunnyguy9000 if you didnt read... i said read it on opposite day.

[TheFunnyguy9000]

@shishowify its not opposite day

ddddddddddddddddddddddd

[Ygdrasel]

99 problems but a floor ain't one.

[song123565]

SAMMICH hehehehe!!!!SAMMICH hehehe

[bubblethorn]

I fell down yesterday and I was like HEY FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMMICH my cousin was like wtf

[mighty102]

thats what i say to my wife when i come home from work every day

[xXlolitagirl6Xx]

is it just me or is there seriously something wrong with that thing?

[scourge101010]

@xXlolitagirl6Xx HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!?!NOBODY SAYS THAT TO GIR BUT ZIMMM

BOW DOWN BOW DOWN BEFROE OF GIRRR BOW OR BE CRUSHED BE CRUSHED BY HIS JOLLY PAWS OF DOOOMMM

[AndrewDemonX]

HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[EmoBunnie99]

"Thats bettar!!!.. i guess :3 "

[hellokitty8053]

thumbs up if this is the best 13 seconds of my life.

[Diggydiggyholeful]

"no description available." No shit.

[piezing]

replace floor with bitch

[agentnuget]

what episode is this from? XD

[turducken97]

thumbs up if whenever you fall flat on your face you say this

[chadboban]

Oh silly GIR, that floor's not a woman.

[ElmoLuv100]

@bait668..... Wouldn't it be the ceiling thats mad?

[ElmoLuv100]

I LUV U GIR!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Girisawesome13]

SAMMICH!!!XD

[cyrogirl]

Sammich!<3

[turducken97]

FLOOR, Y U NO MAKE GIR A SAMMICH?

[01mikumikufan]

SAMMICH! o3o

[RedEHaze]

MY sis:Y you eat MY SAMMICH?!

[lololrofl50]

well now we know for sure that gir is a man...

[KindraHilbert]

@lololrofl50 yep no doubt about that -_-'......but he's still adorable as ever!!! :)

[maxiadriannavarro011]

@lololrofl50 not is man, is a robot

[agentchowdown]

SAMICH!!!

[KeroroFan123]

Imagine GIR as Heavy

[5yveBand]

Floor: Okay. Poof! ur a sandvich!

[agentchowdown]

SAMICH!!!!

[RosesNightengales]

SAMMICH!!!!!! HEHEHEHEE! *runs around* 

[PIKACHUPOWNES]

so thats where sammich came from XD

[RaggaeOfFunk]

This is my pick up line.

[kykyru]

I fell at my grandmas house, and she came in to find out if i was ok. me:HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMICH! Grandma: ._. o_o O_O

[TheDeathskull96]

floor you now have the honor of being girs bitch.

[Joke300017]

XD the floors not a woman! Silly Gir

[bunny8100]

@Joke300017 i find that offensive to me and other women

[coolman5242]

@bunny8100 u mad?

[mina1233211]

sandwitch

[IcanbeurIconicgurl]

Tommorow at school i will fall on the floor on porpose & say Hi floor make me a god daym sammich !! ^-^

[chocolatekitten6]

Yes I did do that

[XBXdarknessXBX]

Hi floor, make me a samich. That's better. I guess?

[cartoonlover28]

Every time i fall, i say this.

[TheChuck210]

WOW hes consantly sayin damit

[icausePain123]

ha! i love gir

[tokorev747777]

Why does every Invader Zim video have a comment about some dude and his school?

[Eckokidwolf]

only do this when your laying on the floor and your hungry as HELL!

[AlexaHedgie492]

i said this to a wall when i ran into it but instead floor i said " HAI WALL!! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!" tht was a good day :3

[crazycandy204]

i remember this episode, "gir goes crazy and stuff"

[ThePopprincess662579]

If i ever have a daughter, i will name her Flore, and when i get hungry i will yell "HI FLORE, MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"

[Steviela999]

WHO DISLIKED THAT?? WHAT THE HECK MAN, WHAT THE HECK =)

[chocolatekitten6]

i tripped in school and when i fell (with like 10 ppl around me making sure i was okay)i was like "hi floor!make me a samich!" then got up grabbed my books and ran to my next class screaming samich the whole time

[angeleyes021985]

@chocolatekitten6 LOL cool WOW did you really do that

[BackslideDan]

@chocolatekitten6 And how many friends do you have?

[hunk916]

@chocolatekitten6 You sir, are my hero

[Purrplegal98]

@chocolatekitten6 really? I'd have loved to see that.

[BlackRose18br]

@chocolatekitten6 You sir, are epic.

[theNOOB9547]

@chocolatekitten6 epic

[CaveofTwoLovers]

@chocolatekitten6

Would have been funnier if you actually did it.

[YoshiKing101]

Press five to feel like making a sammich

[GirZimMikayla]

I Screamed Sammich At Lunch At School And The Whole Caferteria Looked At Me...Then I Ran Around Saying 'sammich!!' XDDD

[inuyasha9454]

i did this in front of my mom one day she went 0.o "if want a sandwhich just make one yourself"

[KrimHyu]

i shall name my firstborn Gir ... and dress him as a puppy

[peanuntmandms24601]

@KrimHyu please don't that would probably tromitize him

[hazza3]

Push 5 then 7 for "Make me a Samich" "Yes"

[omegaprim]

@hazza3 Oh yeah?! Well press 3 for a dead Gir!

[omegaprim]

Press 3 for a dead G.I.R.

[majikkool200]

HAHA :3 Gir cracks me up

[bait668]

the floor disliked this

[Cryontech]

@bait668 So did the ceiling for not getting any attention.

[234689ify]

@bait668 and the machine gir was on.

[killerinstinct555]

I asked the floor to make me a sammich and it did :D

[horses1238]

Gotta love GIR :) i Want a GIR now, not a SIR :D :)

[amemorokz]

@NumaSnow And Gir doesnt like babies, sammich, the pizza guy, getting burned, pigs, and waffles. < Yea I didnt believe that either :)

[killerinstinct555]

@NumaSnow

It's people like you that gives people like us a reason to dislike and flag your comment as spam. :D

Thank you sir and have a nice flagging

[cooldude2609]

@alexxthechosen its guess not guest 8D

[ThePopprincess662579]

i fell over yesterday, and i yelled, in front of my best friend and a guy i really like, HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMMICH!! :D

[birdguy121]

@ThePopprincess662579 i did that today....

[fungirl900]

awww...=] i love GIR. He's so adorable <3

[mkykewlbooboolover12]

THERE'S A CHANCE TO BRING BACK INVADER ZIM WITH NEW EPISODES!! it's no joke, Operation Head Pigeons: a facebook group, has called Nickelodeon early in December and the Burbank is now on our side. Phase 1 is complete, now it's time for Phase 2: Shopping. Nick has released a DVD called Operation Doom (released in Feb.) and if enough people preorder/buy it on Nicktoons. com, NICKELODEON WILL RECONSIDER AIRING NEW IZ EPISODES! THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE, SPREAD THE WORD! thumbs up so ppl can see

[hamstergliz]

@mkykewlbooboolover12 yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­yyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... samich?

[mkykewlbooboolover12]

@hamstergliz yes pwese... MAKE ME SAMICH!

[132116352789]

@mkykewlbooboolover12 yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[FoxGirl5551]

wat episode is this from?

[ForTheLoveOfCat]

@FoxGirl5551

GIR Goes Crazy And Stuff

[sweetclip33]

Press 5

[TheWebkinzlover2001]

One time I was playing manhunt with a group of friends and I was hiding with my best friend and every time we heard someone coming she would say down and I would fall to the ground and say HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

[tamjennic123]

if i get 100 likes i will go to school, trip on the floor, and say i floor make me a sammich in front of everyone

[EDEN12400]

Well she is a female..

[theonlyjjswagger]

the floor. is apparently a woman

[IWillNeverBeTheSame9]

SAMMICH! heheheheh SAMMICH!

[Girgirl23]

I GOING TO BE GIR HALLOWEEN!!!!!! I have to anyways

[lionkinglover2662]

The boys at my school always say go get into the kitchen or make me a samich.

[MrVuEric]

All these time.. I've been scolding people for pronouncing sandwich wrong... now.. I understand... it's from my favorite little advanced, few seconds made, robot disguised as a oddly green colored canine named Gir.

[TheAppleObsessions]

@ dreamprincehisham

Sorry!!!! I was up on a sugar rush both times I commented and looking back at your comment it is pretty funny and this is realy akward sooooo bye! :)

Ps nice name thingie!!

[TheAppleObsessions]

@ how do you know im a girl hmmmmm??????? And i ended it with a smilie face so it was a nice bad feminist joke! (i ama girl but how would you know that?)

[DreamPrinceHisham]

@TheAppleObsessions And still you're sending replies I couldn't possibly know existed, it is obvious you're a girl because only girls make feminist jokes.

[TheAppleObsessions]

@ dreamprincehisham how cute doesnt know the differance between dick and brain

:)

[DreamPrinceHisham]

@TheAppleObsessions How cute, doesn't write the reply right so I wouldn't notice that she wrote it in the first place, and then ruins it with a bad feminist joke.

[TheAppleObsessions]

@ Prince

[DreamPrinceHisham]

How cute, doesn't know the difference between a woman and the floor  : P

[BlackRoseJadeBlack3]

@DreamPrinceHisham -__- im pretty sure this girl is only around 10 so it's best not to bother stooping to her level. i too am a girl but i find it funny anyways. xD ah well......children are children after all.....trying to sound cool yet instead be a fool. that is my motto. xD

[DreamPrinceHisham]

@BlackRoseJadeBlack3 ...don't know what's going on anymore XD

[BlackRoseJadeBlack3]

@DreamPrinceHisham ....o__o sorry....i suppose im speaking too formally. my mistake. xD i just liked your comment is all. and that the other person is just childish in my opinion so i was just saying to ignore her. so sorry about that.

[2004mikel]

Press 4

[Berryberry600]

I wantz a sammich! :D

[TheTaco5645]

There's a girl named Flore in my class. Every time I see her I said this.

[clubpenguinman24]

@TheTaco5645 xD

[EpicSmileyVEVO]

@TheTaco5645 Now you, my friend, are a genius



[LittlePiggyTacoGIR]

PRESS 8 FOR POTTY MOUTH GIR!

[thisismyusername156]

OMG press 6 then 7 then 6 then 7 and again and again and it goes: No! yes. No! yes.

[skinnyshit8888]

why WOULD YOU SEND BABY TO MAKE ASNDVICH

[luvzim2017]

My favorite gir quote... I also like tacos

[XKillaScoutX]

Gir shouldve told my wife to do the same.