Suburban Knights Part 2

[jikhchj]

Love you film brain. Don't worry Nostagia critic will always be yours. :)

[erwinbob1]

well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess.

[Hallowedbethybrain]

I will crush the pussy!

[tajniak4]

8:37

Joe sounds like Apu from The Simpsons

[VCClan]

Yay, Paw!!!

[Pentarax]

"Right, I will crush the pussy!"

[theredm35]

Cinema Snob's voice is so smooth.

[TheStickKid]

2 MAGIC! 2 MAGIC!

[KelanDWood]

Why does Handsome Tom appear in the anniversary's when he's part of screwattack and not ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. It made sense in TGWTG Brawl but not in Kickassia or this.

[tonyangelo]

@KelanDWood probably by popular demand

[KelanDWood]

@tonyangelo probably true

[tuptup9]

@KelanDWood Because he is handsome...?

[shadeslay406]

6:26 Chicken the Chinese, Chinese Chicken. Mumble mumble drumstick.

[blargd]

@shadeslay406 It was actually a reference to a song by the Barenaked Ladies called One Week the line is: "Chickity Chicken the Chinese Chicken, you have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking"

[DanielTominiko]

uh is the same 3 people thumbsing up every comment?

[xaxie1]

I just realised something, Benzaie is there, but theres no Beary! :((

[MultiGamerGods]

Nobody yelled CAT!!!!!!!!!

[aikojonas3]

well excuse me princess = my fave quote ever

[iloveGIRsomuch1]

Thumbs up if you were TOTALLY expecting Nostalgia Critic saying "Excuuuuuuuuuuse me princess." Another thumbs up if you want him to say it again. And another thumbs up for Linkara's singing.... And in answer to all of your question's... Yes it is true, I have no life. :D

[aaronb733]

Right, I will crush the pussy! XD

[freelancer183]

well excuuuuuuuuuse me princess

[racestracksgoil]

So the cloaks sound like Linakra, Critic, and ....who's the other one?

[TheSnarkKnightWriter]

"I will eat your penis!"

Still love Film Brain.

[aaronb733]

I WILL EAT YOUR and thats were I stop

[pippo17173]

Willo: I'm willow

BAM!

[KitsuneAdorable]

Did someone read too much of The Dresden Files when they came up the the character with the hat and black sun glasses? LOL

[SurrenderToLola]

Oh dear... Even though I'm 5'11 and he's married, I'd be all over the Cinema Snob given the chance :P

[KitsuneAdorable]

@SurrenderToLola Me too! He's so cute. He and Linkara who's too cute as well. :)

[KitsuneAdorable]

@SurrenderToLola I know. He's so cute. I'd love to be in a Indiana Jones sequel with the Snob. LOL. :D

[GurahkWeavile]

@SurrenderToLola As a guy, I can't say I blame you. I mean, he, Orlando, and (perhaps) Todd are the only ones in this movie that can ACT!!!....oh, and the AVGN as well.

[KlonoaJFan]

Am I the only one to notice they were referencing Monty Python and the Holy Grail Killer Rabbit scene at 4:37 to 5:53? Also WET YOURSELVES AND RRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

[imdb88]

@KlonoaJFan I honestly didn't think of that at the time.

[JLakeProductions]

hahahaha such a great Indiana Jones impression

[macgeek2004]

*SERIOUSLY*, "Indy" should've had his revolver! It'd've even lampooned the famous improvised duel scene in Raiders!

[macgeek2004]

*jumps in front of Indy doing menacing sword tricks*

*while still holding his Arabic-style crescent-shaped sword and never moving a step, Indy casually stands up straight, pulls out his revolver, and shoots him*

End of sword-fight. Lol.

[macgeek2004]

Ok, lol, so, I like the whole "couldn't take a whip on a plane" joke, but I think that excuse is just a WEE bit more applicable to Indy's REVOLVER, don't ya think? I mean, I could see someone getting away w/carrying a whip in baggage, but it would definitely legitimize the fact that Cinema Snob doesn't have a revolver...which is one of the things that made Indy so badass, anyway.

*jumps in front of Indy doing menacing sword tricks*

*while still holding his Arabic-style crescent-shaped sword,

[weylandyutani386]

Go to 8:42-8:46 to watch Paw sexually molest a tree.

[LegendarySilverWolf]

was CGI or something to hard to do?

not some dumb puppet

and wow phelous and joe really thats the best you could come up with for costumes ideas?

[spidermansidekick1]

7:37 whomp-whomp

[TheSissellover]

02:25 What song? o.O

[Coffelover28]

ZOOL MUTHA FUCKA!

[Rack44hoonmaster]

Fighting that cat puppet was pretty fucking cool and funny at the same time.

[Rack44hoonmaster]

At 14:02 was that a roar or burp or a fart coming out of the mouth?

[seanpatrickcain2]

10:54 pmsl ;)

[zaquory]

Spoony's team is by far the best.

[mariodude1sonicman2]

Jeff is funny

[RThyrring]

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess... XD

[thejaaaaagman90]

YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM!!

[SurrenderToLola]

"What are you gonna do? Start the Muppet Show?"

[Skyrider346]

I WILL EAT YOUR PEANESS!

[SpectorPrime07]

Cinema Snob Actually sounds like Indy. XD

[BellaFalk95]

Did Linkara sang Popular at 02:23?

[neosoc]

ROFL at Linkara singing from Grease at 2:14!

[seanpatrickcain2]

1:54-2:29 ROFL

[Seraphim3040]

SCARY FURRY ANIMAL!!!! OoO It talks!!! XD That Cat was the best part so far! Bring the CAT back! =D

[BakuMamX]

"At least he's funnier than Jeff Dunham"

Is it normal that I wanted to punch that guy when he said that?

[iansheng]

@BakuMamX Apparently not.

[kcool134]

@BakuMamX No, it's not.

[tonyangelo]

9 people gonna start the Muppet show.

[DarkWarrior076]

5:36

"I'm Willow."

XD That part is may all time fave. XD

[Blackwingnut]

9:45 LOL

[Blackwingnut]

9:46 WTF

[TheUberCritics]

by the way

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

[14597ojai]

am i the only one who finds Linkara weirdly attractive...?

[kcool134]

@14597ojai No, you're not. He is damn attractive xD

[SingThePichiPichi]

"The phaaaantom of the opera is--" *shing* "I'll be quiet." ahahahah, we love you, Linkara.

[iloveGIRsomuch1]

@SingThePichiPichi I feel sorry for Linkara... I'LL SING WITH YOU!!! "-There, inside my mind.."

[Zuyuri]

"Well, excuuuse, me, Princess! Yeah, that sounded douchey..."

[BMNicolas]

what's the song playing at 1:05?

[cddasmith]

Who is that mysterious man and why does he look like a cross between Slash and Richard Michael Alvarez?

[AsafSchnider]

"woodie woodpacker of the undead" lol!!!

[TheJboy88]

8:42-8:45

Paw's best moment ever.

[imdb88]

Apparently, most of Todd's lines were intended for LordKat who would've been dressed as one of the 7 dwarfs, though I think he would've looked better as Shrek. I do still love it when Todd says them, though.

[magiciansforce]

Hey! I like World of Darkness!

[KMSigler]

Chinese chicken WTF lol

[iloveGIRsomuch1]

The best has to be Nostalgia Link says his line. And the pea-ness.

[WeWouldLike2Play]

WIPE YOURSELVES AND RUN!

[SonicStantz]

@WeWouldLike2Play It's "Wet yourselves and run!"

[imdb88]

I think it would've been better if Joe and Todd tried dueling the cloaks together first, then fail, and then have Paw join them.

[mondenkindqueen]

I love Cat's voice! It's so perfect for the character., especially the line "I demand respect!"

[gojirabandgeek]

12:10 Hey, that's Jareth's line... =P

[DarthMonkey1000]

Did anyone else check chikida chinese the chinese chicken

[YorkJonhson]

Bennet: Roar!! Rooaar!! *stomp*

I'm Willow. *punch*

lol

[rummankarim]

i honestly couldn't stop laughing

[crazyseandx]

if i actually had a chance to be a part of this id dress up as the ultimate warrior....if u seen his comics u would understand...im sure linkara does

[kingofburnttoast]

@crazyseandx i think i would have dressed up as jason voorhees, because horror film characters usually have a sense of fantasy don't they

[BelovedCaptain]

Oh my gosh I love Cinema Snob as Indiana Jones!!!

[TheFallenStar181]

HOLY #$@%

WET YOURSELVES AND RUN!!!!

[4laertes]

phelous looks like a cancerous Boomer

[SenseiSprinkles]

"I'm going to eat your pea-ness!!!" CLASSIC!!!

[ericemanwu]

Well, I suppose the joke about Cat was alluding to Monty Python and the Holy Grail with "There are some that call me, Tim?"

[DarknessInside12]

"Oh my god. We're in a lamb chop sing along"...lmao

[mabdog]

chicka de chinese

da chinese chicken

[CoolioVids101]

love the jew wario and snob scene...just awesome

[StarforceOnAir]

L. N. Critic: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME, princess!!

Somehow, I saw this coming.

[jakeru01]

3:38 Hey i like Jeff Dunham thank you very much.

[hippiedude01]

Theres a huge hole in the story, the Cinema Snob was supposedly already there before he knew he needed a costume so why did he have that costume and why didnt he have a whip?

[NellieForbush]

"That didn't sound like Claire Danes."

[Shezmu]

Am I the only one that thinks the blond haired Potter is more in line characer-wise with Draco Malfoy?

[stanleyjosten]

The line that made me laugh the most was "I know you think you're hot shit around here" just because I've never seen Filmbrain swear.

[SirReaI]

Ladies and gentlemen, they have outdone Robotnik's PINGAS.

[TheAndrewj96]

I WILL EAT YOUR PEANESS!

That line had me crying with laughter.

[Diablon76]

Am I the only one confused about how the Last Angry Geek can pull out Hadoukens?

[crazedcanadian2001]

right, i will crush de poossy lmfao xD

[NotSoGrimReaper]

Am I the only one laughed his ass off in the "two magic, two magic" part?!

[Reaperluver]

"Oh my God, we're in a 'Lambchop' Sing-Along..."

"Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

"I WILL EAT YOUR PEA-NESS!"

"You know, suddenly I've decided that I'm terribly afraid of you!" *screams like a little girl and runs away*

"HOLY SHIT!"

"WET YOURSELVES AND RUUUUN!"

Those lines, and Linkara singing showtunes are pure GOLD in my opinion! XD

[avenueyay]

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess!"

haha holy shit that just made my day!

[FordInFlames]

8 people isn't full of pea-ness

[JonathanHallShow]

Don't you hate it when the top comments are the same thing?

[warriorOfwinds]

i will crush your pussy XD hahaha

[DoctorOctagonapus21]

well EXCUUUUUSE ME, Princess

[jordanthewizard]

8-bit mickey has no taste, jeff dunham is hilarious

[xXSirEpix98Xx]

@jordanthewizard "Knock,knock"

"Who's there"

"Me, I kill you" XD

[yayButter]

Ok I'm pretty sure that one chick was speaking japanese, so does that mean shes like an anime character or something??

[SakuraAvalon]

@yayButter She was speaking Japanese, she's playing Mononoke from Princess Mononoke, wich is a Miyazaki animated film. It's the story of a girl who was raised by a Wolf-God as a wolf, and something about a war. (I've only seen it once and it was along time ago.)

[dudewhosaysarrh]

@yayButter Yes, that is MarzGurl, one of the site's anime reviewers and she is dressed up as "Mononoke Hime".

[darksupersonic09]

^GOAT PRON !!!

[TheLeviathansClaw]

OMG two magic, two magic that was soo good I loled so hard

[1997fish]

"I will eat your peanis!"

[1Dudelove]

It's a shame they couldn't use this music for "the cloaks"....just type in "The Lord of the Rings - The Revelation Of the Ringwraiths" in the search bar and listen to the awesome darkness of the Nazgul!

Centre Cloak : (in wraith like voice) "Give us the map, Spoony one!"

Spoony (instantly turns into a smoke image that disapates, as the real spoony has fled back down the path at the speed of light)

[mrcydonia]

So...is that guy supposed to be Willow Rosenberg or Willow Ufgood?

[1Dudelove]

Spoony (to the cloaks) : "You know, suddenly I've just decided that I'm terribly afraid of you now." (runs away screaming)

[TheShadowOfTheDawn]

... I'm Willow...

[Nebulon2010]

he diddn't say CAAAAAAT i expect that to be in his next top 11 f*ck ups

[miguelman300]

i will eat you piens

[JRYStudios1]

YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM!!!

God i love cinema snob being indiana jones

[axelosbourne]

What are you gonna do, start the Muppet Show?

[CrossMarian23]

Yeah look hun, we no speaketh Miyazaki. if only you spoke the tongues of ELVES or MEN.

[hanniballecter3]

"I'm Willow."

[IceTenjho11]

I am a creature from the ancient world. Simply known as.....CAT!

[RavnDream]

Oh well, someone has to do it.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAT!

[AFMountaineer2000]

@RavnDream I know I should know this but whats with all the "CAAAAAAT" stuff everyone is saying

[RavnDream]

@AFMountaineer2000 It's a running gag - I believe it dates back to the NC's review of "End of Days", where a so-called "cat scare" came up a bit too literally. Ever since then, whenever a similar situation happened in later reviews, the NC would, y'know, go "CAAAAAAAAAT!"

[Marratoschka]

@RavnDream DooooooooooooooooooooooooooG

[RavnDream]

@Marratoschka Cinema Snob FTW!

[227ujo]

14:56 best scene in this part

[Killer27586]

8 people like Irate gamer.

[PTp1ranha]

@Killer27586 Oh come on he doesn't even have anything to do with this. If you're gonna do a tired fad at least be relevant.

[gidget144]

Lupa gives Nostalgia Chick a run for her money...

[jenskeroro]

Who is MarzGurl and Paw supposed to be?

[Blackfox981]

@jenskeroro Paw I think is one of the Dungeon and Dragon's movie villans, not sure.

Marzgurl is Princess Mononoke, from Princess Mononoke, who I can't remember the creator's name but its the same person who did Spirited Away, very popular Anime movies and loved by many.

[Arthus850]

@Blackfox981 Hayo Miyazaki

[Tennantgirl15]

2:24 did linkara sing Popular from Eric Saade of Eurovision

[overseer06]

@Tennantgirl15 I think he was singing the song Popular from the Broadway musical "Wicked."

[Tennantgirl15]

@overseer06 oh, ok thanks.

[OrfeoEnajenado]

Lupa looks so cute I want to bite her cheeks off

[Captainofbadasssquad]

Those costumes are impressive, though they look dreadfully uncomfortable in that kind of weather.

[TreyRacer5]

14:43 HADOKEN!!!! 

[alexis327100]

echoes2131 can suck it he thinks they suck at acting fuck him!!

[SigandGibbs]

@alexis327100 None of them are actors for a reason dude

[SPzenku44]

NC: Well excuuuuse me princess

Everyone else: 0_0

NC: Yeah...Yeah that did sound douchy

XD classic

[Achille12345]

I would probably be distracted by the Nostalgic Chick too...

The only way for a man to resist this is to have the secret skill of been gay.

[Knucells]

I will eat your PEA-NESS!

BRILLIANT! XD

[MrZoider]

The cad guy looks like Kyle gass

[xradio86]

@ECHOES2131 well they are not actors dont they?

[alexis327100]

@ECHOES2131 why the fuck are you here if you think this is rubbish then

[alexis327100]

@ECHOES2131 get the fuck off of this video if you think they suck at acting because they don't

[JTtheLAR]

@alexis327100 To be fair a lot of them do. But this isn't supposed to be well acted and totally believable. It is for fans of That Guy With The Glasses. They are aware that they can't act and make light of it.

[Scozoify]

@ECHOES2131 Says the guy stealing various music videos and uploading them also, The Doors really lol...

[TheCicadasings]

@ECHOES2131 This wasn't meant to be a masterpiece or a brilliant work of art. This is just a collabrative project by all the reviewers on TGWTG to celebrate their 3rd anniversary. In other words, it was made just for fun, shits and giggles, and entertainment, nothing more, nothing less. At least they're putting effort into their acting, and making it funny and over the top, which is the point of this mini-series.