Black Man Auditions for Two and a Half Men

[MrKrom92]

you arent supposed to inhale cigar smoke...lol

[SaRa212387]

remind me why ashton kutcher is on the show instead of dcigs???

[Saxophoneking824]

Two and a half men should of hired this nigga. the show wouldve been better.

[8skateislife8]

i wonder how awkward it would be if his neighbor walked in...

[8skateislife8]

forget yo son!

[Budsmokerhaha]

Thats pure winning HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bella1234cats]

did you make the audition...

[img0ingin]

im not sure about replacing charlie sheen but you would make a good tony montana

[flexthemind44]

WTF with crack?



[RollinOverU]

3:24 ear rape.

[zayzay1611]

2:38 was funny as hell

[iLoveLinkinParke15]

if charlie sheens winning theres somthing wrong with the scoreboard

[hiphop101ization]

Winning

[meherdad]

hahahaha Ugoslavian Prostitute :P :))

[MrInsaneMixer]

Not gonna be an ass, but I even prefer Ashton Kutcher over this guy.

Didn't found it funny, sorry.

[TheKatyLady1]

hahaha your so funny

[Noleafunburned]

Siggas is one of the few people which can actually make me laugh

[JuanCamaney1982]

Has not bang one Shaniqua

[JuanCamaney1982]

Shit is funny

[Username22481]

damn you, i have homework

[milhouse1411]

move the less out!!!

[FUCKGASPEN]

dcigs should have been at the show at the beginning

[Jayltz]

Dumb Fuck !!!

[kreanboii]

2:40 hahahah

[TheIrishrebel12]

3:17 WAT The Fuck

[spidermonkeymomomo]

i got the new show name 2 and a black man

[Davon87R]

@spidermonkeymomomo Hilarious!

[blacksanta14]

super funny

[collin2fails]

i bet he put his face in powdered donuts

[grenadezeroone]

retarded

[Josh10311]

Yugoslavian prostitute lmao

[mallorygirl80]

that's funny bout really mean 

[Au0s]

I'd love to se Siggas playing Charlie Harper

[LizRHeart]

He would not be the perfect charlie but he would be the funniest Charlie evverrrr!

P.S. Dont Email me calling me a stupid hooker! Kk U dont know my ass and U wont ever see my ass got it! But u can email me about your opinon :)

[HGM1122]

2:39 it hurt so much to laugh hahahhaha but i dont care

[HellaHottiexoxo]

Lol , for somee reasonn he reminds mee of Curtis from Tyler Perrys House of Paynee

[KlDSWAGG]

2:32-2:42 lmaoo

[tegikou]

so smoking and drinking orange juice cancel each other out?

[khaos7361]

"If I wanted 4 asian boys, how much would that cost me?"

[asterixking]

can't breathe lol

[talib4life1]

tell herb that 2 lol

[Inmynutsak]

LoL I raither work at Walmart.

[brightsydeluke]

Two & a Half kg of cocaine!

[kennybean12]

Its funny cause his using the same shirt as charlie sheen

[talib4life1]

ima knock er bitch ass out lmfao

[StarWarsTrains]

SO glad this show was cancelled! It was the same boring thing over and over!

[TheEgyptianOne]

@StarWarsTrains it was never cancel bro they have ashton kutsher and its still on i watched a new episode last week

[StarWarsTrains]

@TheEgyptianOne That was an older episode that I saw parts of last night!

[MrB00Ml3astic]

was he really smoking cuz if he was he should've takin out the crack scene and put it in his cigar

[poopadoodle51]

siggas ftw

btw

148 people haven't bang a shaniequa

[nicholsbernardjr]

y the fuck is he drinkin pop

[IGS2011Baby]

can you tell me something. in the whole season of 2 and half man... charlie hasnt slept with one black chick. can you tell me why? hahahahahha

[BrockLeyland]

147 people are Yugoslavian prostitutes.

[Mrmidgetman908]

Press 4 for a blowjob!!

[18qtiplove]

Dis nigga remide me of my lil bro whn he smoked hiz 1st blunt

[shadowfangirl4life]

"I'd rather work at walmart, sorry" LMFAO!! XDD

[stickfiguresmaster]

your hired! and you 2 former people! *snaps fingers* 2 men: wtf! you cant hire him! *snaps fingers once more* *pitbulls were sent after the former actors*

[DerDudeInShanghai]

this ain't the cosby show bitch ass nigga!

[ForgotteMemories101]

lol this made my dick laugh

[Babeigurl82]

i say be kinky and lide cums to u haha

[AbuOmar]

I would beat off to every episode

[sopafe123]

now thats pure winning

[yairbarmitzvah]

3:25 he drools ha ha

[RandomChannelCheese]

He did sleep with black girls...at least I remember one when he was high and having a flashback of girlfriends past.

Also when he apologizes to his girlfriends because of a hate website on him.

[Skitz0frenix]

1:57 - 2:08 best part

[lolimapro]

pause at 2:08

[animefan8293]

@lolimapro LOL LMAO

[Metaloverlord3298]

1:39 ITS BIZ'S BEAT OF THE DAY

[kingwasted91176]

LOL THE DRINK HES DRINKING IS MELLOW YELLOW NICE

[Kris1Ana]

Lmao.

[tweedxxlegend]

Xbox live dude blackman

[albondeb]

how can people thumb this down, i wonder if they thumb up the ludicrous injustices in this raped ass world

[bejbejbej1]

this is what happens to your mum every night when i come home -> press 8

[1Jflow]

your are 600 pounds how do u wipe ur ass lmao (like)

[sexygirls178]

wining what is this nigga winnin the lotary !!

[misscandygal93]

@1:27 thumbs up if u think he sounded like a wild pig lol

[YungMineFull]

Press 999 then 99 for a rythem you can dance to

[12alex2]

he can ACTUALLY play chalie sheens role

[sazzzzaa]

he has not banged one sheniqua (Y)

[713swaggking]

charlie sheen disliked this video 146 times

[002Trance]

"I ain't got no Sean John?" ahaahahah I love u man

[jcplayer141]

siggas u funny as hell but to all yall haters stop watchin da fuckin videos if u just goin to click dislike u fuckin pussies

[999fishandchips]

i see a x-box 360

[AbuOmar]

@999fishandchips He couldn't afford an xbox 360, that's the xbox 180 he got on sale.

[xxgbcxx1]

snort* ughhhhhhhhhhhhh....thats pure winning......snort* lmao funniest part

[muddawaaa]

not funny, neither is 21/2N3VV

[LelouchCommandsYou]

i just sent this video to raywilliamjohnson. he needs to see more of them.

[TheLaMoFo]

yugoslavian prostitutes

[LiamRulez19]

jajaJajajajajajajaj dude no doubt you're the best. I bet TWO AND HALF MEN would be funnier with you there.

[kaithamusiclover]

i couldnt stop laughin..LOLLLLLLL

[112toph]

That's pure winning hahaha I'll work at walmart

[noitoraA]

Apestas!!! You suck!!!!!

[MrCoolioChris]

144 people are winning

[alcrazyboy]

Close your eyes and listen from 1:34 - 1:46

:)

[eshleigh16]

Lmao

[JohnTicklethe4th]

Haha cigs u fuckin awesome :D

[CinnaSunge]

Fucking hilarious. Damn, If Siggas was actually playing Charlie Harper in two and a half men, I would watch every episode, tape every episode and probably try out cocaine.

[uaexdinasour]

@CinnaSunge me two

[BigBrotherRules99]

This looks like something a Yugoslovian prostitute would wear. LMAO!

[gizzel28]

1:29 lol

[CALIBUD457]

uhh thats pure #WINNING

[500hpb20]

Lol

[chchuy94]

the thing hes doin at 1:29 does not go well with 1:39

[TheMetalBogan]

1:33 looks like hes sucking his own dick

[lahainaboy761]

lol is that supposed to be whiskey or somethin?

[johannaaight]

@lahainaboy761 haha good question xd

[lahainaboy761]

@johannaaight lol ikr

[tejbzbabenohomo]

whenever i have a bad day, i watch this video lol

[RassilonTheOmega]

With the cigar he looks like a black Tony Soprano.

[DerDudeInShanghai]

This ain't the Cosby Show bitch ass nigga! lol

[yackon4game]

2:04 my favorite

[OhShelbyy]

Funniest man everr. :)

[TheNahom100]

thumbs up if like this name

black sheen

[dizzle651]

Two and a Half Niggas!

[ballerz248]

what the fuck is that noise at 3:23??? hahahaha

[thebxkid1000]

bertha pack they shit bertha thats was to funny and when he started to dance

[NJStheBest]

thats pure winning, duh

[ballerz248]

hahaha 1:36 he sounds like hes taking the biggest shit in the world

[iTzNewBzTi]

He has not banged one Shaniqua.. LOL

[73msu]

3.08. best part aha

[TamerSODMG]

Bertha you weigh 600 pounds, how do you wipe your ass? LOL

[TheWaddleWaddle]

press 7. watch from there

[datcheeseyguy]

1.58 to 2.10 best bit lol

[TheMrFunnyKid]

2:37 funniest part of the video

[DJESR7]

I fucking hated that show, but if you got on it man i would record every show, rerun, and special you guys have then rercord them all.

[Jason362770]

tell ur matha shes a bitch LMFAO XD

[Dortizr160]

3:23 i feel bad for the pinneapple soda XD

[DucksUnlimited9437]

This ain't the cosby show bitch ass n***a lol XDDDD

[SkateDarkstar69]

theres an xbox 360 in the background

[SuperBrownie111]

now thats pure winning!

[Dortizr160]

high pitch at 3:23

[NightRun54]

you weigh 600 pounds......HOW DO U WIPE UR ASS(LMFAO)funniest thing ever

[nahla10]

Hahaha!!!

[solidsnake1414]

LOL! 1:33 FUCKING HALARIOUS!

[lovemeordie83]

3:23 Awww....free Willy had a baby :3

Nah, I kid, but what was that noise? XD

[mallsbff]

I. Love. You. For. This. I love all your videos, man. :)

[EricTheKing1101]

How Much coke does Charlie Sheen have...

..Enough to kill two in a half men...

[1Dariencali]

what the hell?

[circaman1313]

jake... tell your mother shes a bitch

berta...you way 600 pounds how do you wipe your ass

[KDKlivee]

Press 1 then 5 then 9 and puts the words "If Your" in front of the first thing he says

[10hmorgan1]

i think you should make a 2 girls 1 cup reaction.

[xn0tim3t0bl33dx]

LMFAO!!

[Holliluvzyew]

"WHATCHU DOIN IN HERE, THIS AINT THE COSBY SHOW.." LOLLL

[N1GSMOKEAC1G]

THAT SONG SUCKS, YOU SHOULD PLAY SOME RUN DMC OR SUMPTIN

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[kortez4001]

you're hired!

When can you start?

[chiganigahuhu]

press 9 for behind the scenes charlie sheen!

[LilJeremiah1st]

thumbs up if 3:19 sounded like a dying cat on crack

[djnat619]

YOU HIRED!

[supertrace789]

Fake cigar, Glass full of what I assume is Sunny D and a fat black guy.. Seems like the black charlie sheen to me

[ClearCollector01]

Lol. This is fucking epic. XD

[Cray20131]

siggas u got the new part of charlie harper

[FlentMan]

Hes adopted

[IchigoAbarai]

You ain't got the Tiger Blood in ya, bitch >:D

Why aren't you famous yet siggas? :U !!

[Billybiscuits13]

Mountain Dew or Mello Yellow? Damn well better be Mountain Dew.

[JoeyDrunko]

Sure is a lot more polite than Sheen! XD

[DAJD13]

LOL @ when he starts coughing

[TipMaster4511]

Why is it hat Antoine Dodson can profit off of rape, get an iPhone app, a goochy bag, 1 million dollars, and as Much attention as he wants, not to mention that I highly doubt schmoyoho got any credit or profit since it was heir video, but D'Andre can't get a damn tv show.

[cornejor23]

You sir, are one funny son of a bitch

[guitarman122508]

Press 2 then 5. Repeat.

If you do it right, it should sound like "Don't you ever come in my crib again...and mess with you." It is catchy.

[bigEsax1]

I'm winning



[djnat619]

how are you still NOT on tv?!

[ImproVPp]

my nigga

[frank141289]

press 4 to see the real charlie sheen on action

[AmericanAli1995]

ladys and gentleman:the black charlie sheen!!!!

[big92fs]

@AmericanAli1995 I thought he was Mexican!

[kristenstewartishot1]

@AmericanAli1995

ha 69 likes

[historybunny]

not true he has had sex with a black chick yeah

[CanadianStreetBaller]

press 1, siggas touches his titty! :O

[53Spawn]

Pikachu tryn to sneak this dude, Shouldnt have touched his stash

[Budalu2002]

2:30 Wohooo, please MORE SINGING PARTS!

[aadlysyafiq]

2:39 epic...Winning!

[wittmannger]

Yugoslavia no longer exists. USAF/NAVY bombed it back to stone age so you should knew it .