Total recall mars landing

[Lapp6192]

You'd think the glass dome would be bullet-proof, being that if it breaks, everyone will die. I guess bullet-proof glass wasn't in the budget when they built that station on Mars.

[DanGan808]

I love this scene! The look on the guys face when Arnole starts spazzing and repeating "2 weeks" was classic! I also love when the guy tells richtor no seen Arnold since he lost him and he replies "Watch your mouth, captain" lol

[WinstonMan1000]

No smoking allowed anywhere?! You can count me out!

[nunziosoprano]

Total Recall takes place in the year 2084, yet bullet proof glasses do not exist yet, lol.

[phuturephunk]

Two weeks! TWO WEEKS DAMNIT!

[moguy200979]

@phuturephunk I know right? Some people just don't understand English - TWO WEEKS!!

[rcharding]

That Gul Dukat at the end!

[phuturephunk]

@rcharding Ha! Good catch!

[shrikanthpoiu]

they have technology to travel to mars but still manually stamp your visa

[TwilightCodex]

"THE MARTIANS LOVE KUATO, THEY THINK HE'S FUCKING GEORGE WASHINGTON." - CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PaddyTV]

I literally hink of this any time somebody says the words "two weeks." "Two weeks... Tw-Two weeks... Erraarr... Twooo weeks..."

[RockoJulian]

I love how Arnold's face is even messed up as he takes off the disguise. You can definitely tell they animated his face.

[benjatron1701]

I cannot describe it but there are so many things about this movie that cannot be remade. The music, the atmosphere...every about this movie is so unique.

[moviebuff383]

..great movie.. underrated.. 1990... can't believe they are remaking this with Collen Farrell..and it's not set on Mars? :(

[23Revan84]

@moviebuff383 all of us fan should send a message straight from Howizer to directors/producers and collen ferrell saying,"Get your ass to mars! Get your ass to mars! Get your ass to mars! Get your ass to mars!" :)

[mordigoth]

The badguy was like SURPRISE!?!?!?! I LOVE SURPRISE- BOOM!

[TheWarbirdPhoenix]

"The Red Button" The savior and destoryer of everything. lol

[AdventuresOfMrQuest]

two weeks bitch!

[vcelloho]

I love how at 3:34 the guy just has a calculator taped to his arm.

[Nitrotech23]

@vcelloho lol

[edfdsxc]

tu uicks...

[ptracerfastlane]

Badly designed Mars. The two Martian moons are smaller and not so...round.

[ThomasJAckerman]

@ptracerfastlane That's no moon...

[ShineyNosepass]

I like the part where she said "Two Weeks"

[djtintle]

I asked my Tax Guy when I would get my refund. He said "TWO WEEKS"!!!!!!!!!!

[simpsonsguy22]

crazy bitch, she is scary as hell

[sbrooks0178]

The special effects in this movie still blow me away

[pmalone4]

@sbrooks0178 The dude who co-wrote this also did "Alien" and "Return of the Living Dead".

[bachterman]

the fake passport arnie uses is actually a real one, i belongs to the fat lady - priscilla allen - who played the "costume".

[kwg06516]

@bachterman Imagine all the customs agents who looked through her passport and saw "Mars Federal Colony"

[kryps1]

bad ass vs. bad ass at the end there. stale mate.

[MrTantraMan]

The first 25 seconds of this scene are so awesome. hats off to the effects people. THAT was well done as well as the music in the flick as well.

[Nostromo36]

@MrTantraMan Couldn't agree more. Jerry Goldsmith was such a brilliant composer.

[TheJoseph4774]

That is not how decompression would really be like. It would be explosive and brief. The building would have probably imploded.

[Damndrrtyapes]

Love the exploding head part!

[Tryzon]

3:39 Look at his arm: that's a calculator! :D

[rocksoliddude1]

i love this scene

[Marcell2aG]

Michael Ironside FOR THE WIN

[roofy2k]

someone make a compilation video of decompression scenes in movies

[fled06]

has the edited version been uploaded yet

[icehorse1010]

Fucking stupids.... shooting in there when glass was around them.

[Valegod]

wwhat does she mean by two weeks?

[rocksoliddude1]

@Valegod it was all the head was programmed to say, when he asked about the fruits and veg arnie was fucked

[AlanCanon2222]

@Valegod , she was asked, by the customs official, how long she's be staying on Mars.

[expedition16]

Kill the bastard!

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

get your ass to mars

[JoshOrtiz88]

The dude stamping the passports reminds me of Matt Striker

[BrooklynsFinest177]

This movie makes me want to play red faction

[MrTantraMan]

"The Martians love Kuato: they think he's fucking George Washington" I love that line.

[dany281092]

GET YOUR ASSSS TO MARRS

[farplenorp]

@dany281092 Get yo' azz to Mahz

[sobolev123]

This is the USS enterprise.

[finalcut75]

I would love to see this scene dubbed in other languages

[Josh360]

"excuse me?"

[chitoryu12]

Where did they find that woman?

[luchoar81]

3:35 - Casio calculator on soldier wrist =)

[angrykyleproductions]

lmao 2:23 THAT's QUAID

[ighforever]

the same insanity plauqes the united states now.... perversion is normal....  insane... the value of life is sinking into "people are just things for me to use" category. Our 'entertainment' industry pushes it, there evil is upon there heads, repent and Believe the Good News. Jesus Christ is Lord of all. Amen.

[MrSardo1]

this movie was made by a european director - he also made the really awesome robocop 1 and the less awesome basic instinct 1. you should check him out, he freakin rocks!!! some of the best movies out there! repent sinner!

[TheArmy19D]

dont forget about Starship Troopers!

[rocksoliddude1]

that lady is terrifying

[Dippers85]

Everytime I see Michael Ironside, I instantly think of Sam Fisher.

Whenever I see Marc Alaimo, I think of Gul Dukat from DS9 :)

[bearcatpride]

**Kuato Lives**

"Look at that shit"

[Josh360]

kill the bastard

[KleineHansel]

THEY'RE ALL CONNECTED

[lozo47]

open the god dam door i love this clip

[Brian79camino]

i love this movie

[mlc871]

me ftw

[abdulqudz89]

is it me or does richter bear a slight resemblance to kelsey grammer

total recall is an excellent film and arnie ftw

[knownpleasures]

ive got 5 kids to feed LOL

[rocksoliddude1]

brilliant

[murnavid]

the film had great effects, didnt it?

[qkk20]

damn the guy at the end is hard, like "get of me nigga"!!!!

[NinjAroha]

lol 2.26 that guy is always in futuristic movies. starship troopers/total recall/terminator salvation and some others but i forgot

[CaptainKinetoscope]

The guy's reaction at 1:51 gets me every time. lol.

[powerman2027]

did anyone notice that no civilians got killed when the windows got blown off.

[Ivanshere]

Wrong!

Those actors in real life mustve been civillians so...

lol.

[CazK88]

Yes they did....some of the task force went out the window.

[bombadecasa]

@powerman2027 I'm pretty sure that a lot of them weren't in the room when the doors got shut so something tells me that they didn't get out alive...

[anachronmaker1]

quick, let's make another comment that has nothing to do with this video clip! :D

[powerman2027]

dude, your so right.

[ExpIosiveDiarrhea]

@anachronmaker1 yeah like me fucking your mom ?

[livingjokessuck]

"twooooo weeks"

the desk clerk looks SO freaked out hahaha.

[noinlair]

I've never understood why in movies space stations and other extraterrestrial settlements require a person to manual activate airtight doors instead of a computer doing it automatically when the atmospheric pressure reaches a certain level. Surely someone has thought of this before?

[RockoJulian]

@noinlair Um how about Bulletproof glass? lol

[xXRackas321Xx]

@noinlair That's what I was saying, and why isn't the glass bullet proof to prevent such an incident in the first place?

[Remagoen]

I can see how a liberal's caring and educated thoughts would seem like nonsense to the xenophobic...

A shame, isn't it?

[atombaum26]

xenophobic? Not really the right choice of words there, guy. I understand all to well the liberal's supposed 'caring and educated thoughts'. Simply saying you care or saying you are intelligent does not make it true.

Please site specific examples where a liberal's 'caring' has helped or improved anything.

You are throwing around these silly little phrases, but they amount to little more than chaff in the wind.

[Remagoen]

How about the equal rights for gays with gay marriage? Stem cell research to look for preventative ways to cure diseases? A free/low-cost, public education?

Should I continue?

[elfchaser]

The New Deal, The Marshall Plan, the religious freedom statutes of the Democratic Party's Founders, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison, The Underground Railroad, The Nuclear Test Ban, the reform of draconian robber-baron laws in NJ by Woodrow Wilson, the abolition of near-Islamic laws in the U.S. against birth control and feminine public behavior and dress in the 1920's and 1960's, the abolition of the draft, the economic recovery initiated by Bill Clinton, Brady Bill...

[laledo650]

idiots shooting at arnold haha

[MasterVince89]

TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bearcatpride]

Watch your mouth Captain !!

[walmartninja]

lol this movie is so ridiculous

[whitecollarcriminal]

Automatic Weapons + regular glass + vacuum environment. What could go wrong?

[critias7]

It would probably also be a good idea to have an automatic hatch come down rather than the button that you probably couldn't reach in the event of a breach of the dome.

[whitecollarcriminal]

How does Arnold's head fit in there with that big crystal thinggie?

[jibco]

get ready for a surprise =)

[Favel22]

Badly designed installation:

1.-The steel gates should close automatically in case of decompression.

2.-The glass should be bulletproof.

[NikitasGuitars]

is it quaid?

[whitecollarcriminal]

fuck bulletproof glass. WHY DO THEY HAVE GUNS IN SPACE?

They should have laser cannons or plasma cannons.

[scotpens]

Same reason they had firearms in "Outland" with Sean Connery. So they could shoot out the windows and have people and stuff get sucked out into space.

Actually, there is an atmosphere on Mars but it's extremely thin and mostly carbon dioxide.

[runninlikehell]

yeah,but this is a sci-fi & action movie.

[mordigoth]

@Favel22 Too right. People just love meaningless, twisted death for entertainment... Probly why we both watched this video in the firstplace.

[rainer1980]

@Favel22

Even though they didn't make the glass bulletproof, in terms of construction it's bad construction because on Mars they have dust storms that blow particles of sand and rock and have wind velocities on the scale of hurricanes.

[hitom124]

@Favel22 Well the whole point is that the Martians are put in danger by Cohaagen to make more money, just like the cheap domes that caused the Mutants.

[orielonline]

@Favel22 Remember it's a Paul Verhoeven film. Therefore the set is designed to accidentally kill as many people as possible.

[msinclair1991]

@Favel22 I guess they weren't thinking about about an idiot with gun.

[Theuf28]

@Favel22 Its all Koagans Cheap ass ideas lol ;)

[viciazzo]

@Favel22 you want try tell that to Arnie?

[RichV20]

Yep.

[RichV20]

Michael Ironside is the balls.

[sk8terboi8056]

is that who plays rictor

[DrIdaho]

Michael Ironside plays Richter.

[3piper]

They all just watched even the security.Why didnt they call medical.The woman was having some kind of seizure

[rocksoliddude1]

death

[fucky0utubeman]

YOU BLEW MY COVER!!!

[orangeTadpole]

THERE ALL CONNECTED!

[Chrisky81]

I've always thought that it was a little too red for Mars!

[DevilMaster]

And too dark. It always looks like it's dusk; the real Mars has a lot more light during the day.

[rosieavfc82]

this film was freaky... arnies quality though

[wiggaroo]

what the hell?

[pskillz500]

Are you bringing any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?

[MattCordellIsBack]

Two Weeks.

[liltd87]

two weeks

[rocksoliddude1]

funny , brill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[headislopsided]

mars is official

[concretepete85]

is this a true story?

[nickyripper]

yes

[rafaelmexico]

This movie was filmed completely in Mexico City.

[TheWorldsLimits]

TWOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!! <3333

[CaptainDouchewafer]

i always felt sorry for the soldiers that got sucked out of the window

[sukitakardecista]

"The woman! Get him! ...HER!"

LOL

[sukitakardecista]

"Get ready for a surprise!"

LOL

[csj1969]

who the hell would want to live on, nor visit Mars. It is a big ball of DUST !!!! Would miss the beauty of the beaches here and the oceans and all the beauty of earth.

[randomusernamemygod]

It would be very cheap.

[WASPTexas]

well if we could find valuable metal,coal or methane then it only follows we would build a colony on Mars

who wants to live on an off-shore oil-rig? anybody that wants good money

who wants to work in a coal-mine? somebody has got to do the job,and this also follows in the future

also terraforming would transform Mars into a planet with an atmosphere and it wouldn't be a big ball of dust no more...

[scotpens]

Terraforming Mars may be possible, but it would take centuries. In this movie, some kind of underground machinery gives the entire planet an Earthlike atmosphere in a matter of minutes!

[DH2020]

which is why one can claim that because of this, that in fact ahnold was dreaming the whole thing.

[Yerka90]

worst movie ever made with arnold!!

[hudson2424]

so how wax looking is arnolds face under that women mask

[Klytame6]

Yeah but 20 years ago this was astonishing effects.

[jaimecivi]

@hudson2424 He´s not Arnold Schwarzenegger. His double Peter Kent made the mask scene.

[WhiteEuropa]

Man this movie is far out

[desertfo6]

That captain in space port with orange beret who said "They are all connected !" at the end. He was Gul Dukat from Star Trek DS9. LOL

Same actor Marc Alaimo...

[nostromo38]

YOU BLABBED,YOU BLABBED ABOUT MARS!

[Lamy0001]

@nostromo38 But I´ve never even BEEN to Maaaazzzz!!!

[Rades]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO VRONG!?

[Nostromo1]

I love the music in this scene. One of Jerry Goldsmith's best scores.

[MyLaiRedux]

They're all connected!

[themanwhomademeck]

kuato lives