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  • Korea won because they are hard working.

    USA got second because they're never working and always texting.

  • no duh we came second! KOREA'S FULL OF ASIANS!

  • koreans still have small dicks...

  • @MrBurningMadness And super fast fingers. Do the math :3

  • @CuteAkito Small dicks+super fast fingers=.....french fry?

  • as long as it wasn't North Korea lol

  • mike mo should have won if he was int it!

  • the Koreans who won probably made the phone they used to text with

  • south korea apm spam

  • of course korea wins, there live progamers with the highest apm in the world.

  • most interesting championship i have ever seen hands down.

  • what's the point of this ? okay you're the fastest texter in the world...so what ?

  • Imagine mentioning that in a job interview. " I won the World Texting Championship ". What would the employer's response be? Will they get a raise right there on the spot?

  • @eugene680

    That means you are consistent, focused, and well, fast.

    A negative point here would be that they can actually tell your level of phone usage. Which means, you slack off a lot, just to text. That is what it shows.

    Context, bro.

  • You know, I rather win a legitimate championship with real talent and skill. Like an athletic contest or culinary.

  • @eugene680

    Anyone with a brain would. What I fail to mention is that texting speed skill is completely useless in terms of collective learning. Unless you text every second, and you make money out of it, you're just wasting your life.

  • @ca280491 well if that's your view. so you're the world's fastest racing driver; so what? you could say that about anything but then nothing would motivate or thrill you.

  • alot of fights going on this page..i'd hate to be in one..people down there seem to know what their really talking about

  • Ok now I've seen everything...

  • lame

  • ...

  • nerrrrrrrds

  • since each language is different, then they should have a winner for each language.

  • @Matthew27104 well this competition had the winners for the people in there country! so this was for the winners of winners!

  • @Matthew27104 they already do it said they have to win the national first then go on to face other countries, but im sure they make it so everything equal

  • @Matthew27104 no, what they have to text is probably the same number of keys for everyone whatever their language!

  • k first of all no need to b racist and north korea has nothing to do with south korea winning the thing.......

  • its just a fun texting comp, y is it tht ppl always hav 2 b so racist about these things? its just fun geez! North Korea has nothing 2 do w/ South Korea winning a texting competition -.- just bcuz america or w/e country didn't win, u guys don't hav 2 b such sore losers about it, its just texting...(n by u guys i only meen the racist ppl who are jealous of South Korea n bein a douchebag over it n bringing irrelevent topics up) they didn't cheat, texting in korean isn't easier, just get over it.

  • DAMN IT NO BARS

  • Next person to be racist gets a e-punch

  • i hear koreans like prefer cheerios. lets see how many of you assholes can be racist about it. care to reply???

  • hmm, y am i not surprised by the winners, anyone else not surprised?

  • @UtubefromMerced

    me ! I have a friend from korean and I watched her texting to her friend and I thought she'll take like a minute but like in 10 seconds she already sent it ;O

  • @chantlecotamora its krazy stuff, i could nvr spend so much time on my phone 4 my life

  • and are the competitors decided by their cellphone bill?

  • LOL nice one

  • un compatriota (?) 0:22 xD

  • haha, 2st place. twost

  • How did texting turn into north koreas military?

    Seriously guys, just comment on the video, and there's no need to fight.

  • no suprise the koreans won

  • this is so stupid

  • yes our world is :) very very stoopid

  • WHO DOWNVOTED MY COMMENT?!?!?

  • me you asshole :)

  • Fucking South koreans,shove a dick up their ass.

  • @I69yomom i can say the same thing to the fucking fat ass américan

  • @Charles240693 which of the americans was a fat ass? the size 4 or the size 6?

  • @I69yomom fuck you bitch, no need to be jealous.

  • @dantheman945 Why would i be jealous of a squinty eyed fuck,this conversation is over..good day sir.

  • @I69yomom because they fucking own at everything. This is done. Good bye

  • why the racism?

  • lol it said 2st , its supposed to be 2nd -_-

  • mmmmm South Korean Company holds texting torny and guess what SOUTH KOREA WINS!!!!!

  • there is only ONE Korea you stinking pig.

    nuke South Korea they are traitors!

  • shut up you idiot

  • die you earthworm

  • judging by NK, are they not in dire poverty.  Starving their own people so that they can pay for military. North Korea is the prime example of dissonance

  • England should have never given america it's independence.

  • why not ?

  • @BSREA5 They didn't.. You know there was a little war over it

  • carpal tunnel babay

  • This is a damn shame

  • LoL i knew the game was over when I saw korean flag. no one beats these Kors in texting (or mostly anything related to technology...)

    btw... since when is texting a nerdy thing to do?!?!?!?!?!? lol

  • why are the asians so ninja in everything

  • i think cuz they invented all this cramp

  • yes they are good at everything even inventing stuff

  • 2st place

  • Nerds..?

    Since when did nerds ever have a social life? Since when did nerds ever call or text anyone?

    Pfft

  • World Texting Championships huh? And people seriously wonder why the world is such a fucked up place? Seriously? Wow.

  • worst background music ever...

  • korean's only won because in there native language one word is like a fricken paragraph in english!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLO­L

  • Learn the fucking Korean language first dipshit. The number of letters needed per word is almost identical to English, i know because Ive texted both in korean and english, and although I find it easier to text in Kor, its harder on phones like iPhone and touchscreen

  • well were they using iphones or touchscreen phones no i don't think so

  • Koreans are nerds haha

  • so ur sayin if usa got first they're nerds too? lol.

  • korean would win...

    xD

    we got the best lol

  • ha ha ha ha pathetic XD

    whats next? catching a fly with chopsticks?

  • @123adrianramirez

    There is a cheese rolling contest. In Diagonal Views channel too!

  • Asians are always superior.

  • @TheSunmanho

    no .. koreans..not asian...

  • you sucker! Korea is a PART of Asia!

    Google Earth, do you know it?

  • lol, on rankings it says 1st, 2st, 3st, 4st, etc

  • @FireDem0n they lost point for accuracy! lol

  • GO S. KOREA :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • OMFG where's the UK?! bastards...

  • @ArmyStewie

    they sucks /...

  • Not really...

  • lmao instead of 2nd 3rd 4th 5th they have put 2st 3st 4st 5st FAIL!!!!!!!!

  • texting takes away lifes.

  • ............or they could be doing this for fun?

  • where's singapore?

  • Fuck, Russia came almost last, fuck it. Son of a fucking bitch. Russia came last fucking assholes they can't qualify for SOCCER World Cup, and they can't even get a good place in TEXTING World Cup. Fucking idiots they suck ass.

  • And I am Russian BTW.

  • its not called soccor mate its called football bellend

  • Yeah, but most people here are from the US, not UK. In US "football" means what we (UK people) call "American football".

  • you mean american "handegg"?

  • The what???

  • people were playing football before usa was even a country OWNED

  • And why the hell are you telling me this???

  • @hellohal3 Unless you're talking about soccer than this isn't true. Americans made football what it is today by modifying the European sports of soccer and rugby until it was something els entirely.

  • hmmmmm i know for a fact a game called football was played in england (i dont know about other european countries) in the middle ages long befor north america was conalised and i also understand that it wasnt much like modern football the rules were get the ball frm 1 end of a feild to the other. but the point is football is called football not soccor and american football looks to me a little like rugby but very boring with a few rules changed and people wearing body armour they dont need :)

  • This is fucking sad.

    World Texting Competition?

    Is that what they're going to put on their resume? That they won a texting competition?!

    How about "Read a Good Book and Try to Understand it's Poignant Moral You Sniveling Sacks of Shit"

    But hey, at least they get points for spelling correctly, which I presume means not replacing common few letter words like "your" and "you" with "ur" and "u".

    It's depressing to think about that this generation is called the dumbest.

  • @DenitheGreat All the adults were college graduates, all those in their late teens/early twenties were in college or grad school and all the schoolers were honor students in advanced classes. Oh, the US champ, she finished all high school math requirements before entering 9th grade when she started calculus. And she's currently taking AP Lang, AP Chem, and AP Bio. When bored she reads the classics for fun but is still at the f-ball games and yes, she is socially popular with friends.

  • All those brains and not enough intelligence to realize texting is a waste of life. Hmm.

  • @DenitheGreat - Okay, she's done Math Tournaments, been overseas to visit museums, reads the classics when she's bored. So because she's so smart she's wasting it on a texting tournament? Damn, they pay people to make the best chili or grow the biggest pig at the Iowa State Fair.

    We're still waiting for the year that her standardized tests come back with at least one category under 99%. Hasn't happened yet. So, yes, she is intelligent.

  • I can't wait for someone to try to brag to me about me about being in a texting tournament they will be belittled and humiliated.

  • @FulltimeDabbler so sad that someone would take want to humiliate or belittle someone.

  • This is the gayest shit ever..I'm looking at a bunch of dorks across the world just texting their asses off..And the goofy audience in the crowd are even bigger idiots.. Are they holding up checks? You kidding me?

  • @FulltimeDabbler ummm....they were told to hold up their checks

  • What do they get for winning free text messages?

  • A free unlimited texting plan for a year :P

  • Where's the Philippines? They could have easily trashed these chicks.

  • yeah ! :D where ARE the filipinos ?

  • yea!!! filipinos!!!!!

  • oh ABDC fshoooooooo!!!

  • That is so fucking stupid.

  • YES!! im not even korean, but im glad they won!!!!

  • @GRIZZ258

    too bad you're a retard who cannot discern between south and north korea.

  • not really something to be proud of

  • people used to be able to skin animals, now we can text good. what a fuckin accomplishment

  • korea was gonna nuke us if we didn't let them win

  • Thats North Korea.

  • You mean NK won?

  • No, South Korea did. Cell phones are banned in North Korea.

  • Why did somebody say that it was North Korea? AND WHY THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DID EVERBODY RATE MY COMMENTS THUMBS DOWN???

  • looks like a good way to fuck up your thumbs with repetitive strain injury!

  • Them Koreans train for something (In this case, texting) nonstop and they hire someone to beat them with a stick if they start to lack. That's why they won.

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  • Of course Argentina was 3rd but USA was 2nd so it doesnt matter.

  • And with that i meen: F that crap.

  • Why did you bother to look here? o.O

  • 1st, 2st, 3st, 4st, 5st...im impressed

  • 3st, 4st, and 5st ?

  • Woa, Argentina just came in "3st" xD

  • surprise... surprise... THERE KOREAN!

  • this just goes to show how nerdy koreans are and how they have no lives.... :P

  • I actually text pretty fast, but its not something I would be proud of...

  • ppl do all kinds of useless stuff. not about txting... but well, txting is pretty useless anyways so yea, include that too.

  • I once dropped my cell phone in a toilet bowl by mistake.

    [The more you know]

  • so they all have megan fox thumbs or what?

  • Only losers text.

  • people will hold a competition for anything now-a-days.

  • Texting like that is just stupid thats why theres calling

  • texting has now officially become a sport, a human habit, and part of our lives, this is just shameful...

    the obsession is just stupid

  • argentina got 3rd

  • No shit Korea won if they text in their own language. This entire sentence that I wrote is probably one Korean symbol.

    Not bashing koreans, just saying

  • The skill is kinda pointless, since phone models come and go, you adapt your speed on 1 particular model...

    Then when that model goes obsolete, ppl are not gonna care that u were the fastest texter for that model

  • Yes South Korea go and bring our nation pride!

    I like how this tournament is for LG, which is also Korean

    :P

  • I'm sure a lot of you who say this is retarded would already text fairly fast.. Now, if you practiced a bit more, and became VERY fast, would you accept money just to text? Seriously.

  • this man speaks the truth

  • wheres joey chestnut when you need him...oh this isnt an eating competition??

  • KOREA FTW! XD

  • is this something to be proud of?

  • Fucking loosers.

  • Korean pride.. Lol

  • my grandma can text faster than that!

  • I'd totally feel sad if I had won this...

  • @HardRuisu ummm..you wouldn't have entered now would you. And sad, nope, Scholarships will cover education, room/board etc, but it's nice to have a little extra in the bank. Genius teenagers that are social and self confident can do amazing things. Read the other posts, I'm tired of saying over and over that my daughter picked up James and The Giant Peach at age 3 and read it to me. You get bored with Gifted and Talented, you look for fun, this was fun.

  • @patnclairem

    your daughter is of NO interest to anyone, so why don't you just shut up.

  • This is amazingly stupid and pointless.

  • koreans r good at everything

  • GO KOREA!!!

  • you could spend thousands of dollars holding an event like this. or you could give it to a chairty/cause. hmm

  • 0:55 "2st and 4st" place??!?!?! fail.

  • xD thank u for pointing that out lol that should be on fail blog

  • haha thats what i was thinking XD

  • @TheFlashFrame yo its a little to the right of the screen, i was there

  • Nice. I never would've seen that.