@CanadianNewYorker that's exactly what I said!! Dolph was like "you either give me six million more, or make me sound like I have a reason to make Seabiscuit jealous!....And while you're at it, I wanna tweek Titty Carreers' ahem, Tia Carrera's nibs!!"
This is the most gay phrase in a movie wich is not about gayness at all. Totally out of place cuz they're the brave guys, although can't deny was funny.
Brandon Lee would have been the greatest action hero ever if he was still alive. The great ones always die yung in their prime, the assholes always live forever.
man, I wish Brandon Lee was still alive, the guy had so much charisma and talent just like his father. Brandon would have become the greatest action star ever if he had lived on.
@mugabesunny yeah really makes you wonder what kind of awesome action movies would exist if he never died you know? I would probably have 20 more dvds of pure awesome added to my movie collection.
If that's the biggest dick he's ever seen then he clearly doesn't get out much. I saw those paparazzi pics of Dolph full frontal and yeah he's definitely decent sized but definitely not the biggest I've seen.
dont get that, u guys always say "thats gay" on everythin u see on utube, even if it aint got a crap to do with anythin gayish... here, the Brandon (RIP) says the gayest line in the history of hollywood action movies and nobody even bother to say "GAY"?? O_o
Hahahahahahaha,,,,,what the Fu$k.....I thought this was gonna be like an interview.....Amazing movie.....RIP Brandon,,,,,ill allways be a huge fan.....
Geez. It's called COMIC RELIEF in a buddy cop movie. Brandon Lee had really good comedic timing. He probably improvised several one-liners in the movie. I remember reading some interview w Dolph back in the 90's where he mentioned that Brandon was one of the funniest guys he worked with, always cracking jokes on set. Trying to make Dolph loosen up and smile more.
to huge britney fan.... brandon saw dolphs.......(cough)weapon not that the two of them.....well....you know.....but Dolph really does have a big .......(cough) in real life ......not that I pay attention personally lol
Well there is a scene earlier where Dolph is naked and gets up from the bathtub. Btw, Dolph really has a big dick, a famous modell who had sex with him said it was as big as a Evian water bottle on the howard stern show.
@realramm the russian and swedish governments held many negotiations regarding the adoption of Dolph Lundgren as an honorary russian citizen, but an agreement could not be reached
Ignorant asshole. Is there an other word for ignorant. The word feels so useles, it doesnt get to people its intended for. Is there something stronger?
Dolph, used to be a bouncer in sydney Australia, Also used to spar, marko Echimovic who was the Heavy Weight champ of victoria, RIP Brandon, i feel that Jet Li in the Man now, I would like to so see Van Damm V's Jet Li & Againest some of the auzzie Kickboxkers now, Most of the actors are just that now., they lose the edge. It's like this clip is Bruno and Emiem?, but not much happe's so mabe the marketing team needs to get to work a bit smarter for Van Dam.Cheers
Doffe, en klass för sig.
ringlol 2 weeks ago
i must break them.
MisterNickOtine 3 weeks ago
I think Liam Neeson has the biggest dick on a man lol
Yvieneify 4 weeks ago
Brandow... WHY?
616616ify 2 months ago
"...on a man." ಠ_ಠ
Vitorussibatno 2 months ago
ninja star for the kill
supermariorocksbaker 3 months ago
I wanted to get raped by Dolph - at the time.
internezzo 3 months ago
Wha...?
BLAHisBACK 4 months ago
lml bandon iz to funny and they both sexy and i will fuck both of them
BadChickE729 4 months ago
this gay porno has some of the best stunt choreography I've ever seen
ez1337ze 4 months ago 11
thisss iss to gay man im sorry for brandon.
molions 5 months ago
I'd surely take a gander
belladonna980 6 months ago 5
before this, brandon said he saw dolph strip down in the hot tub. he commented "i'd be frightened too."
DaStayPuftFluff 6 months ago
Brandon Lee deserves some better lines ! lol
MlleYasmine1011 7 months ago 7
dolph aint ot shit on muh dik nigga!!!k
nsv1041986 8 months ago
so bad it's good
TheHandsomeCrab 8 months ago
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TIZY736TIZY 8 months ago
"nice" Like my dick.
MyEraserhead 9 months ago
*facepalm*
I dont know what was worse. This movie or that line.
Stovokor41 9 months ago
"you have the biggest dick I have ever seen."so funny!LOL!
ainokusabifan 10 months ago
Dolph Lundgren is a God
brentharmach 10 months ago 9
I love Dolph <3 This movie is great, especially this part! :D
20thcenturylover56 10 months ago
14 people have little dicks
billguibill 10 months ago 4
Hahah great scene!!
MajCinematic 10 months ago
Soo....is this Broke Back Mountain meets The Expendables?
Huhmasta 10 months ago
BAHAHA this shit is great! brandon lee, if only you and your father were still alive!
Huhmasta 10 months ago
It was probably stipulated in Dolph's movie contract that there should be at least one minute of time in the movie purely devoted to his manhood
CanadianNewYorker 11 months ago 9
@CanadianNewYorker that's exactly what I said!! Dolph was like "you either give me six million more, or make me sound like I have a reason to make Seabiscuit jealous!....And while you're at it, I wanna tweek Titty Carreers' ahem, Tia Carrera's nibs!!"
1982Moonbird 5 months ago
14 people have a small dick.
Trotta11 11 months ago
@Trotta11 Stop making jokes about dislikes like EVERYONE else. be original.
MajCinematic 10 months ago
@MajCinematic Stop beeing a smartass like everyone else. Be original. And I will make jokes about what I want.
Trotta11 10 months ago
@Trotta11 it's just so dereivative is all. Sorry to call you on it.
MajCinematic 10 months ago
When he said how about dont get killed, he sounded almost just like his father.
azuzaj1 11 months ago
Best/most-realistic dialogue scene ever.
VladieShark 11 months ago 4
ROTFFL : )....It sounds like somebody came out of the closet!
RobertoJMartinezJr 1 year ago
This is the most gay phrase in a movie wich is not about gayness at all. Totally out of place cuz they're the brave guys, although can't deny was funny.
XBarajasX 11 months ago 3
This is proof that all guys are basically gay.
Brenda2OOO 1 year ago 4
@Brenda2OOO no just brandon
xIegionx 11 months ago
The line originally was "you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a WHITE man" but the studio had it trimmed during editing.
JerryDam 1 year ago
sweeettt!!!!!! ***
valkiiira13 1 year ago
ha, this is totally a late night movie memory. i just recall thinking "what the hell? why not add a black guy to finish the stereotype trifecta?"
lilwil27 1 year ago
Brandon Lee would have been the greatest action hero ever if he was still alive. The great ones always die yung in their prime, the assholes always live forever.
I don't get it.
MMA3013 1 year ago 5
ONCE YOUR HEAR IT YOU CAN'T UNHEAR IT
Guitarscreech06 1 year ago 4
Dolph and Brandon should have made more movies together, it might have happened if Brandon hadn't died. (love Brandon's first wave comment)
thisisrumorcontrol 1 year ago 9
That was very gay to say that.
aleksankazakov 1 year ago 6
lol aimbot .... :P
mattismattias 1 year ago 31
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elvira418 1 year ago
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elvira418 1 year ago
HOT BLONDE MALE FROM SWEEDEN
GATELERO 1 year ago
lol
phenomforever825mjf 1 year ago
Con esa macana y ese cuerpo yo haría que las chicas no se olvidaran de una noche conmigo, good 4u dolph!
SuperEli1986 1 year ago
good to know Dolph Lundgren has a big pennis
filthbrain258 1 year ago 49
@filthbrain258
Yes, I do not know how I could have lived my life without this knowledge!
Arppis 4 months ago
Oups I almost forgot this mythic duo...
JEANBRUCE1991 1 year ago
2 hot babes
chivaakasimpson 1 year ago 3
WHAT A PERFECT BODY! THIS MAN HAS IS AMAZING!
Not many people know that he can speak five languages and has a QI of 160!
Let's clone HIM! ;-)
ciaomiciabella 1 year ago 4
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nextwwediva26 1 year ago
Brandon and Dolph are spending the whole movie either flirting heavily with each other or murdering almost the entire city.
Awesome movie.
EndBoss187 1 year ago 4
R.I.P Brandon!!!
missevegee 1 year ago 2
man, I wish Brandon Lee was still alive, the guy had so much charisma and talent just like his father. Brandon would have become the greatest action star ever if he had lived on.
mugabesunny 1 year ago
@mugabesunny yeah really makes you wonder what kind of awesome action movies would exist if he never died you know? I would probably have 20 more dvds of pure awesome added to my movie collection.
ashermerkabah 1 year ago 4
@mugabesunny he probably would've taken Heath Ledger's spot as the joker too had he lived.
JenkemAfricanMidget 4 months ago
what are the name of the movie this scene is from ?
ZiddanSleaze 1 year ago
@ZiddanSleaze showdown in little tokyo
1011saint 1 year ago
Does the background music sound like the Duke Nukem theme to anyone else??
I swear it does.
Raymiles2 1 year ago
@Raymiles2
did you to react om that .. LOL
ZiddanSleaze 1 year ago
by saying dont get killed he really meant i love you dolph
Jgjekaj 1 year ago
what is this movie dammit
Imprezagtto 1 year ago
@Imprezagtto Showdown in Little Tokyo
dravenash524 1 year ago
@Imprezagtto Showdown In Little Tokyo
Raymiles2 1 year ago
FAKE AND GAY
BFC2011 1 year ago
Dolph Lundgren talks The Expendables:
bit .ly /bqQr8G
Moosakkii 1 year ago
he pretty much just invented call of duty
08posdom 1 year ago
that was definitely for the ladies!!
Tphras12 1 year ago 3
Two gorgeous guys in an action movie! Gotta love it!
ValaBlake 1 year ago 4
oh mindless action flicks how i miss you. :(
RickRudesMustache 1 year ago
PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
montezbrown 1 year ago 2
This movie had surprisingly good dialogue. Too bad the fight scenes were not great.
landgabriel 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. this killed me.
LornaGrayskull 1 year ago
Dolph was such a yummy treat. He's still fine now
yackyack1515 1 year ago
If that's the biggest dick he's ever seen then he clearly doesn't get out much. I saw those paparazzi pics of Dolph full frontal and yeah he's definitely decent sized but definitely not the biggest I've seen.
Tactual 1 year ago
@Tactual IT'S A MOVIE.
Matlockk 1 year ago 4
@Tactual
His physique is proportional, that what matters.
sergeypikalov 1 year ago
Classic.
TheTruthfulAsshole 1 year ago
@trekkerhappy: I assume he actually subconciously enjoyed that line.
Thedoctor19000 1 year ago
Dolph Lundgren scares me. !0.0!
alexiseye1 1 year ago
0:20
z1ppz 1 year ago
dont get that, u guys always say "thats gay" on everythin u see on utube, even if it aint got a crap to do with anythin gayish... here, the Brandon (RIP) says the gayest line in the history of hollywood action movies and nobody even bother to say "GAY"?? O_o
razielus20 1 year ago
i wanna to tell you...you have the biggest dick i have ever seen man...xD
EPIC
subz3rakos300 1 year ago
oh I love this movie alot
vampireangie 1 year ago
Brandon Lee kinda reminds me of jim carey.
hulkmam3 1 year ago 2
Dolph Lundgren is more than a breed-able specimen,
If I was a hot chick, I'd be like: wawawewa fresh cake I'm gonna get me a slice of that!
762full 1 year ago
@762full "Wawawewa???"
incrowdcynic 1 year ago
@incrowdcynic Wawawewa my name a Borat
762full 1 year ago
Brandon was beautiful.....
aitch3 1 year ago 10
brandon lee and dolph lundgren in one room=heaven
kathryn8169 1 year ago 4
lol, that's hilarious... I remember that movie!
it had Shang Tsung in it!
krononomikon 1 year ago
well Brandon, then i guess you havn't seen Marc Singer....
maraisreq 1 year ago
The worst scene ever? or the best?
badrice 1 year ago
Really I wanna see it.
fashionguru2010 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaha,,,,,what the Fu$k.....I thought this was gonna be like an interview.....Amazing movie.....RIP Brandon,,,,,ill allways be a huge fan.....
KimahriRonso555 1 year ago
Haha just defeated the first wave.. GTA:SA gang wars anyone?
marwex89 1 year ago
in the caste we get killed i wanna tell you, you have the biggest dick i ever seen
JagHarEttNamn1 1 year ago
he said he had a big dick thats gay
junksmasher777 1 year ago
Brandon Le and Dolph Lundgen both kicked serious ass in this film!!!!
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dacupoo 1 year ago
omg hes cute
1992Miley101 1 year ago
haha crazy!
sportsportsport 1 year ago
lol
sneakybadger760 1 year ago
I don't think I can ever watch The Crow again...
YTScum01 1 year ago
That was pretty awkward for me to watch lol. At first I thought he said biggest neck, but man... i turned the volume up and...oh boy.
Rage00Against 1 year ago 3
@Rage00Against
Would you let Dolph Ludgren rub his balls against your neck ???
SuckingBallsYumYum 1 year ago
Showdown in Little Tokyo, Army of One, Universal Soldier, The Punisher, Men Of War, Red Scorpion
Dolph was the man back in those movies (and don't get me wrong he still is) but I prefer those movies more then the ones he does today.
thisisrumorcontrol 1 year ago
This is why I love this movie so damn much.
bugdog 1 year ago
dolph just defeated the "1st wave"...lol
dustinrlawrence 1 year ago 3
Geez. It's called COMIC RELIEF in a buddy cop movie. Brandon Lee had really good comedic timing. He probably improvised several one-liners in the movie. I remember reading some interview w Dolph back in the 90's where he mentioned that Brandon was one of the funniest guys he worked with, always cracking jokes on set. Trying to make Dolph loosen up and smile more.
mustaparta76 1 year ago
I saw this on TV many years ago, and my first thought was: WTF? WTF? WTF?
Carloshache 1 year ago
to huge britney fan.... brandon saw dolphs.......(cough)weapon not that the two of them.....well....you know.....but Dolph really does have a big .......(cough) in real life ......not that I pay attention personally lol
lambert247 1 year ago
...and then they made sweet love all night long.
gluemoae 2 years ago 7
our swede:)
whataGreenDay 2 years ago 5
Will Smith as Neo? That would of been lame as hell...
VonWolfenStein88 2 years ago
Back den there wasnt a "no homo" addition but it was def needed here
Shaddydad 2 years ago
I don't get it. What made Brandon Lee's character mention that?
hugebritneyfan 2 years ago
hugebritneyfan: Simple: the scrip made him "mention that"....LOL
kathykisslight 2 years ago
@hugebritneyfan
Well there is a scene earlier where Dolph is naked and gets up from the bathtub. Btw, Dolph really has a big dick, a famous modell who had sex with him said it was as big as a Evian water bottle on the howard stern show.
VikingWarCry 2 years ago
@VikingWarCry what model was that?
ankam100 1 year ago
@ankam100
Janice Dickinson
VikingWarCry 1 year ago
@VikingWarCry
thanks very much!
ankam100 1 year ago
yeah i do love brandon lee 2 :)
MaxxxiePoop 2 years ago
i just saw this movie and it's great i love the lines :))
MsTasty11 2 years ago
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Tactual 2 years ago
Dolph is so hot in this movie. Brandon Lee complimenting Dolph's privates is icing on the cake.
misterlonnie 2 years ago 5
Hahaha "you have the biggest dick i've ever seen"
lol
MadridNRoses 2 years ago 15
That so called gay line is totally forgiven for seeing Tia Carrere naked. I'd throw in a couple more just for the hell of it.
renjamin 2 years ago
lmao! no way he really said that!
rhcpzena 2 years ago
I have to say the role made Brandon look like a nerd
elel666diablo 2 years ago
haha awesome! what movie is this?
MickeRamone 2 years ago
the movie is called "Showdown in little Tokyo"
smacleod69 2 years ago 3
Ahhh Dolph Lundgren,Sweden's greatest achievement.
realramm 2 years ago 56
@realramm no, it was ace of base :)
MallmannStos 1 year ago
@MallmannStos AAAGGHHH!!! :-D
realramm 1 year ago
@realramm Yeah! fuck the nobel price and pacemakers! Dolph is where its at!
*sarcasm intended*
slayerromare 1 year ago
@realramm Sweden's greatest achievment? What about Alex Skarsgard?
aitch3 1 year ago
@aitch3 I would consider Stellan Skarsgård a bigger achievment than Alex as of yet. Also Max Von Sydow, Peter Stormare, Lena Olin and so on.
softan 1 year ago
@softan Ingmar Bergman would take the grand prize..
aitch3 1 year ago
@aitch3 I guess he would.
softan 1 year ago
@realramm the russian and swedish governments held many negotiations regarding the adoption of Dolph Lundgren as an honorary russian citizen, but an agreement could not be reached
dhouse87 1 year ago
@dhouse87 That's too bad, really. He would have accepted.
realramm 1 year ago
Haha, awkward! xD
RadenMan 2 years ago 3
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Why would they put a line like that into the movie? That was gay as shit. Nasty.
mikealbanyga 2 years ago
Ignorant asshole. Is there an other word for ignorant. The word feels so useles, it doesnt get to people its intended for. Is there something stronger?
piratapan 2 years ago
yeah, "fucktard" which is how i'd describe you.
rhcpzena 2 years ago
Oh my God.
awesomepinkgirll 2 years ago 4
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thats just gay..........
ellamentjj 2 years ago
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yes, fuckin gay ... sick
agt334 2 years ago
Military humor... Priceless, xD lol!
jonjon4401 2 years ago 4
Great movie, great lines...Soooo goooood...
Robboroj 2 years ago 19
Brandon saying those words made his father Bruce Lee turn in his grave.
Dmasterman 2 years ago 6
damn, i forgot all about this cheesy movie...i use to watch this all the time back in the day
xmagnumPIx 2 years ago
God i loved that movie. It was soo cheesy but funny!
MzShadzad 2 years ago 4
Lol! I was watching this movie before I had to leave the house, and I just wanted to see this part. God, I love Brandon.
2getherxo 2 years ago
possibly one of the gayest quotes in the history of movies. Still a wicked movie though.
B0l0joe 2 years ago 6
this is a very good movie although old films still look better than new ones lol.
is he really naked in this? lol
Aj15051 2 years ago
Dolph has a lot of foreskin.
poolboyinla 2 years ago 3
I think he's swedish (like me)^^
ThisEnding92 2 years ago 4
he looks Swedish. ^_^ and his name so it seems obvious lol..
LOVE the swedes.
sillychad18 2 years ago 2
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hes not sweedish
WrightyVideos 2 years ago
yeah he is! look him up on google
besides you can totally tell by his look and his name..LOL.
sillychad18 2 years ago
you defeated the first wave lol
pilotdave1000 2 years ago 6
I dont remember this from the original movie!! Is this a deleted scene???
spawnoftheshred 2 years ago
It's in there...believe me i've got all of Brandon Lee's movies.
alliya81 2 years ago 3
the scene is the same, the text was edited i believe
laokon 2 years ago
"I dont know what to say", how about dont get killed? i want it later LOL
gotta love it!
dmcrra 2 years ago
Just wondering how mutch dolph had to pay handwriter to fil that in a monologue :D
otusotus 2 years ago 8
god this is funny..but i love it
Dolph and BRadnon are awesome
loveyou4562 2 years ago
I loooooove Brandon! =D
Manutje 2 years ago 12
Dolph, used to be a bouncer in sydney Australia, Also used to spar, marko Echimovic who was the Heavy Weight champ of victoria, RIP Brandon, i feel that Jet Li in the Man now, I would like to so see Van Damm V's Jet Li & Againest some of the auzzie Kickboxkers now, Most of the actors are just that now., they lose the edge. It's like this clip is Bruno and Emiem?, but not much happe's so mabe the marketing team needs to get to work a bit smarter for Van Dam.Cheers
7071t6 2 years ago
o.k., how BIG is Dolph's big DICK? 12 inches? That's what the rumors are.
jptorre11 2 years ago 2
Lol, his dick is 38 inches but his balls and scrotum are gone because of all the steroids.
That goes for you too, mister I`ll Be Back:-P
atogers 2 years ago
what movie is this?
gamer025 2 years ago
Showdown in little tokyo (1990)
Newtamaki 2 years ago