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  • Doffe, en klass för sig.

  • i must break them.

  • I think Liam Neeson has the biggest dick on a man lol

  • Brandow... WHY?

  • "...on a man." ಠ_ಠ

  • ninja star for the kill

  • I wanted to get raped by Dolph - at the time.

  • Wha...?

  • lml bandon iz to funny and they both sexy and i will fuck both of them

  • this gay porno has some of the best stunt choreography I've ever seen

  • thisss iss to gay man im sorry for brandon.

  • I'd surely take a gander

  • before this, brandon said he saw dolph strip down in the hot tub. he commented "i'd be frightened too."

  • Brandon Lee deserves some better lines ! lol

  • dolph aint ot shit on muh dik nigga!!!k

  • so bad it's good

  • "nice" Like my dick.

  • *facepalm*

    I dont know what was worse. This movie or that line.

  • "you have the biggest dick I have ever seen."so funny!LOL!

  • Dolph Lundgren is a God

  • I love Dolph <3 This movie is great, especially this part! :D

  • 14 people have little dicks

  • Hahah great scene!!

  • Soo....is this Broke Back Mountain meets The Expendables?

  • BAHAHA this shit is great! brandon lee, if only you and your father were still alive!

  • It was probably stipulated in Dolph's movie contract that there should be at least one minute of time in the movie purely devoted to his manhood

  • @CanadianNewYorker that's exactly what I said!! Dolph was like "you either give me six million more, or make me sound like I have a reason to make Seabiscuit jealous!....And while you're at it, I wanna tweek Titty Carreers' ahem, Tia Carrera's nibs!!"

  • 14 people have a small dick.

  • @Trotta11 Stop making jokes about dislikes like EVERYONE else. be original.

  • @MajCinematic Stop beeing a smartass like everyone else. Be original. And I will make jokes about what I want.

  • @Trotta11 it's just so dereivative is all. Sorry to call you on it.

  • When he said how about dont get killed, he sounded almost just like his father.

  • Best/most-realistic dialogue scene ever.

  • ROTFFL : )....It sounds like somebody came out of the closet!

  • This is the most gay phrase in a movie wich is not about gayness at all. Totally out of place cuz they're the brave guys, although can't deny was funny.

  • This is proof that all guys are basically gay. 

  • @Brenda2OOO no just brandon

  • The line originally was "you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a WHITE man" but the studio had it trimmed during editing.

  • sweeettt!!!!!! ***

  • ha, this is totally a late night movie memory. i just recall thinking "what the hell? why not add a black guy to finish the stereotype trifecta?"

  • Brandon Lee would have been the greatest action hero ever if he was still alive. The great ones always die yung in their prime, the assholes always live forever.

    I don't get it.

  • ONCE YOUR HEAR IT YOU CAN'T UNHEAR IT

  • Dolph and Brandon should have made more movies together, it might have happened if Brandon hadn't died. (love Brandon's first wave comment)

  • That was very gay to say that. 

  • lol aimbot .... :P

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  • HOT BLONDE MALE FROM SWEEDEN

  • lol

  • Con esa macana y ese cuerpo yo haría que las chicas no se olvidaran de una noche conmigo, good 4u dolph!

  • good to know Dolph Lundgren has a big pennis

  • @filthbrain258

    Yes, I do not know how I could have lived my life without this knowledge!

  • Oups I almost forgot this mythic duo...

  • 2 hot babes

  • WHAT A PERFECT BODY! THIS MAN HAS IS AMAZING!

    Not many people know that he can speak five languages and has a QI of 160!

    Let's clone HIM! ;-)

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  • Brandon and Dolph are spending the whole movie either flirting heavily with each other or murdering almost the entire city.

    Awesome movie.

  • R.I.P Brandon!!!

    

  • man, I wish Brandon Lee was still alive, the guy had so much charisma and talent just like his father. Brandon would have become the greatest action star ever if he had lived on.

  • @mugabesunny yeah really makes you wonder what kind of awesome action movies would exist if he never died you know? I would probably have 20 more dvds of pure awesome added to my movie collection.

  • @mugabesunny he probably would've taken Heath Ledger's spot as the joker too had he lived.

  • what are the name of the movie this scene is from ?

  • @ZiddanSleaze showdown in little tokyo

  • Does the background music sound like the Duke Nukem theme to anyone else??

    I swear it does.

  • @Raymiles2 

    did you to react om that .. LOL

  • by saying dont get killed he really meant i love you dolph

  • what is this movie dammit

  • @Imprezagtto Showdown in Little Tokyo

  • @Imprezagtto Showdown In Little Tokyo

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • Dolph Lundgren talks The Expendables:

    bit .ly /bqQr8G

    

  • he pretty much just invented call of duty

  • that was definitely for the ladies!!

  • Two gorgeous guys in an action movie! Gotta love it!

  • oh mindless action flicks how i miss you. :(

  • PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • This movie had surprisingly good dialogue. Too bad the fight scenes were not great.

  • AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. this killed me.

  • Dolph was such a yummy treat. He's still fine now

  • If that's the biggest dick he's ever seen then he clearly doesn't get out much. I saw those paparazzi pics of Dolph full frontal and yeah he's definitely decent sized but definitely not the biggest I've seen.

  • @Tactual IT'S A MOVIE.

  • @Tactual

    His physique is proportional, that what matters.

  • Classic.

  • @trekkerhappy: I assume he actually subconciously enjoyed that line. 

  • Dolph Lundgren scares me. !0.0!

  • 0:20

  • dont get that, u guys always say "thats gay" on everythin u see on utube, even if it aint got a crap to do with anythin gayish... here, the Brandon (RIP) says the gayest line in the history of hollywood action movies and nobody even bother to say "GAY"?? O_o

  • i wanna to tell you...you have the biggest dick i have ever seen man...xD

    EPIC

  • oh I love this movie alot

  • Brandon Lee kinda reminds me of jim carey.

  • Dolph Lundgren is more than a breed-able specimen,

    If I was a hot chick, I'd be like: wawawewa fresh cake I'm gonna get me a slice of that!

  • @762full "Wawawewa???"

  • @incrowdcynic Wawawewa my name a Borat

  • Brandon was beautiful.....

  • brandon lee and dolph lundgren in one room=heaven

  • lol, that's hilarious... I remember that movie!

    it had Shang Tsung in it!

  • well Brandon, then i guess you havn't seen Marc Singer....

  • The worst scene ever? or the best?

  • Really I wanna see it.

  • Hahahahahahaha,,,,,what the Fu$k.....I thought this was gonna be like an interview.....Amazing movie.....RIP Brandon,,,,,ill allways be a huge fan.....

  • Haha just defeated the first wave.. GTA:SA gang wars anyone?

  • in the caste we get killed i wanna tell you, you have the biggest dick i ever seen

  • he said he had a big dick thats gay

  • Brandon Le and Dolph Lundgen both kicked serious ass in this film!!!!

  • omg hes cute

  • haha crazy!

  • lol

  • I don't think I can ever watch The Crow again...

  • That was pretty awkward for me to watch lol. At first I thought he said biggest neck, but man... i turned the volume up and...oh boy.

  • @Rage00Against

    Would you let Dolph Ludgren rub his balls against your neck ???

  • Showdown in Little Tokyo, Army of One, Universal Soldier, The Punisher, Men Of War, Red Scorpion

    Dolph was the man back in those movies (and don't get me wrong he still is) but I prefer those movies more then the ones he does today.

  • This is why I love this movie so damn much.

  • dolph just defeated the "1st wave"...lol

  • Geez. It's called COMIC RELIEF in a buddy cop movie. Brandon Lee had really good comedic timing. He probably improvised several one-liners in the movie. I remember reading some interview w Dolph back in the 90's where he mentioned that Brandon was one of the funniest guys he worked with, always cracking jokes on set. Trying to make Dolph loosen up and smile more.

  • I saw this on TV many years ago, and my first thought was: WTF? WTF? WTF?

  • to huge britney fan.... brandon saw dolphs.......(cough)weapon not that the two of them.....well....you know.....but Dolph really does have a big .......(cough) in real life ......not that I pay attention personally lol

  • ...and then they made sweet love all night long.

  • our swede:)

  • Will Smith as Neo? That would of been lame as hell...

  • Back den there wasnt a "no homo" addition but it was def needed here

  • I don't get it. What made Brandon Lee's character mention that?

  • hugebritneyfan: Simple: the scrip made him "mention that"....LOL

  • @hugebritneyfan

    Well there is a scene earlier where Dolph is naked and gets up from the bathtub. Btw, Dolph really has a big dick, a famous modell who had sex with him said it was as big as a Evian water bottle on the howard stern show.

  • @VikingWarCry what model was that?

  • @ankam100

    Janice Dickinson

  • @VikingWarCry

    thanks very much!

  • yeah i do love brandon lee 2 :)

  • i just saw this movie and it's great i love the lines :))

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  • Dolph is so hot in this movie. Brandon Lee complimenting Dolph's privates is icing on the cake.

  • Hahaha "you have the biggest dick i've ever seen"

    lol

  • That so called gay line is totally forgiven for seeing Tia Carrere naked. I'd throw in a couple more just for the hell of it.

  • lmao! no way he really said that!

  • I have to say the role made Brandon look like a nerd

  • haha awesome! what movie is this?

  • the movie is called "Showdown in little Tokyo"

  • Ahhh Dolph Lundgren,Sweden's greatest achievement.

  • @realramm no, it was ace of base :)

  • @MallmannStos AAAGGHHH!!! :-D

  • @realramm Yeah! fuck the nobel price and pacemakers! Dolph is where its at!

    *sarcasm intended*

  • @realramm Sweden's greatest achievment? What about Alex Skarsgard?

  • @aitch3 I would consider Stellan Skarsgård a bigger achievment than Alex as of yet. Also Max Von Sydow, Peter Stormare, Lena Olin and so on.

  • @softan Ingmar Bergman would take the grand prize..

  • @aitch3 I guess he would.

  • @realramm the russian and swedish governments held many negotiations regarding the adoption of Dolph Lundgren as an honorary russian citizen, but an agreement could not be reached

  • @dhouse87 That's too bad, really. He would have accepted.

  • Haha, awkward! xD

  • Ignorant asshole. Is there an other word for ignorant. The word feels so useles, it doesnt get to people its intended for. Is there something stronger?

  • yeah, "fucktard" which is how i'd describe you.

  • Oh my God.

  • Military humor... Priceless, xD lol!

  • Great movie, great lines...Soooo goooood...

  • Brandon saying those words made his father Bruce Lee turn in his grave.

  • damn, i forgot all about this cheesy movie...i use to watch this all the time back in the day

  • God i loved that movie. It was soo cheesy but funny!

  • Lol! I was watching this movie before I had to leave the house, and I just wanted to see this part. God, I love Brandon.

  • possibly one of the gayest quotes in the history of movies. Still a wicked movie though.

  • this is a very good movie although old films still look better than new ones lol.

    is he really naked in this? lol

  • Dolph has a lot of foreskin.

  • I think he's swedish (like me)^^

  • he looks Swedish. ^_^ and his name so it seems obvious lol..

    LOVE the swedes.

  • yeah he is! look him up on google

    besides you can totally tell by his look and his name..LOL.

  • you defeated the first wave lol

  • I dont remember this from the original movie!! Is this a deleted scene???

  • It's in there...believe me i've got all of Brandon Lee's movies.

  • the scene is the same, the text was edited i believe

  • "I dont know what to say", how about dont get killed? i want it later LOL

    gotta love it!

  • Just wondering how mutch dolph had to pay handwriter to fil that in a monologue :D

  • god this is funny..but i love it

    Dolph and BRadnon are awesome

  • I loooooove Brandon! =D

  • Dolph, used to be a bouncer in sydney Australia, Also used to spar, marko Echimovic who was the Heavy Weight champ of victoria, RIP Brandon, i feel that Jet Li in the Man now, I would like to so see Van Damm V's Jet Li & Againest some of the auzzie Kickboxkers now, Most of the actors are just that now., they lose the edge. It's like this clip is Bruno and Emiem?, but not much happe's so mabe the marketing team needs to get to work a bit smarter for Van Dam.Cheers

  • o.k., how BIG is Dolph's big DICK? 12 inches? That's what the rumors are.

  • Lol, his dick is 38 inches but his balls and scrotum are gone because of all the steroids.

    That goes for you too, mister I`ll Be Back:-P

  • what movie is this?

  • Showdown in little tokyo (1990)