The MMA Analyst Reviews: UFC 102

[MZizzle2]

3:42 is absolutly hilarious

[kolbej]

I think if Belfort wins at ufc 103 have him fight Anderson Silva in February or March. That fight would be an epic speed boxing match. If he looses have Henderson Silva 2 at 205.

[awdsawds]

Yea man, get out the club and get this fight night...lol

[RandomGuyUK]

You doing the Fight Night and/or 103 mate?

Always enjoy the videos.

[jofrecari]

nog wasnt done w mir,if u fight one week after beeing in the hospital with a stomach infection ure gonna get punched around doesnt matter how tuff u are...

[wartarot]

I'll agree with White on one thing: Randy's confused.

After making all that noise about wanting to fight Fedor he does a dick tuck and re signs with UFC. That way Couture can finish his career without his name appearing on Fedor's victim list.

[captaingeneralmop]

hey how about a ufc 103 prediction video?

[karoolta]

sexy wouldn't be subbed

[EbopAllDay]

i know i hate missing ufc events

[BigSparky22]

09/2009 will be fucking insane. Ultimate Fight Night Diaz vs Guillard on 09/16/2009, UFC 103 on 09/19/2009, HBO Boxing Mayweather vs Marquez on 09/19/2009, Strikeforce Challengers Kennedy vs Cummings, Vitali Klitschko VS. Cristobal Arreola on 09/26/2009. Insane September, Lots of MMA & a huge boxing match. Combat Sports are the greatest sports in the world.

[doliveij]

09/09 will be sick!

[RHart51680]

Vitor Belfort would KO Demian Maia too. He's the 4th MW you did'nt mention.

[boeckelberger]

man you must be good at basketball (caution stereotype alarm)

[muaytb1]

what analysis did you do?

[YourExposer]

Sorry Mr. Gonzaga, you earn zero cred for this "fight". A vomit-inducing, manhood-altering kick to da boys takes ANY fighter *completely* out of his game for the day and sometimes longer. IMO (unbiased - I like you, Gonzaga) this fight, once vomiting commenced, very, VERY clearly should have been DQ'd, or, subjective application of rules notwithstanding, NC'd.

Under pressure (from within and from without) Turchscherer pushed forward with no reasonable chance for real recovery, much less, a win.

[doliveij]

The Truth.

[Natron212]

Hendo/Nate will be a gem. I would like to see Nog get one more win before he would receive a title shot. I wouldnt be against a rematch with Mir....especially if the real Nog shows up this time around.

[Maloperverso]

Who got kicked in the balls? What's the evnt and fighters names? THe whole pucking thing sounded hilarious.

[doliveij]

Tursherer did at 102 against Gonzaga.

[RHart51680]

Yeah, he probably puked them out in that bucket he threw up in.

[MMAsBiggestFan23]

good video as always bro. hey i was wondering if u can gimme a site where i can watch da gonzaga fight?? i want to see how good he looked. THANKS

[backwardsmarathon1]

not sure if someone clarified "the american fedor" joke, but it started when the nsane1 said that fedor is staying out of the ufc because he doesn't want to fight guys like him.

something like that. pretty sure.

good shit, as usual.

[NotRightN0w]

Leben's striking got worse.

[SONofEIRE1987]

15:16 was fucking funny

[jagc3ve]

I guess we'll just have to wait and see who's next in line for Anderson. I wouldn't mind to watch Hendo/Marquardt fighting for a title shot (maybe at 105). Meanwhile Anderson can have another fight at 205 again this year.

[jasonkcmo]

mark my words right now...loser of rashad vs rampage fights thigo silva..i just got a gut feeling..and i mad i missed this pay per view but i wont miss r vs r

[Maloperverso]

This guy reminds me of Carlton Banks from the The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, except he wears glasses. I liked his review thought, sure kept it real; no favoritsm or bias here.

[charronfamilyconnect]

Hey MMA analyst, your good at your job of commentary and you know your shit. Only flaw I see with your opinion, is your hero worship of Fedor. I mean come on man, who the fuck has he faught worth talking about in the last 4 years. I think he should retire with honor as the once all time great like Royce gracie. I think its discraceful for him to fight 2nd raters(ex washed up fighters). Anyways, I still respect your opinions. Thanks man!

[Pwnage009]

Marquadt FTW!! Give him the shot, fuck Hendo.

And I've never really liked Minotauro but all that has changed...Lesnar v Nogueria, get it done.

[RHart51680]

Are you still mad about Bisping getting KO'd?

[Pwnage009]

Firstly, lol @ the 5 thumbs down.

Secondly, I didn't mean fuck Hendo as in, I hate the guy....I meant fuck giving him the shot ahead of Nate.

Why would anyone be mad at Bisping getting KO'd? Everyone gets knocked out sooner or later.

[MadDizzle1776]

couture is a chump stain for resigning a 6 fight deal, he should of left to fight fedor in a one fight deal with strikeforce then maybe come back, now hes gunna go 3-3 and retire as an old washed up man

[RHart51680]

Hey everybody check out this e-thug telling a pro athlete what to do with his career. Strikefarce won't be around longer anyway.

[MadDizzle1776]

wow you really took that to heart, sorry i dont think randy is going to read this and take my advice, your a douch, who reads comments from 4 days ago and then replys to them? yeah strikeFORCE wont be around much longer? keep watching dana white vlogs and repeating what he says, u probably want them to go out of business so there can just be the ufc and nobody else cause thats good for the sport right? move out of your moms basement already and get a life.

[RHart51680]

Fuck off, but anyway yeah, sure I could care less about Strikeforce. There needs to be only one premier MMA league. Oh and by the way stupid it's you're, not your a douche.

[MadDizzle1776]

You my friend are a fool, good day sir.

[RHart51680]

Whatever asshole.

[RHart51680]

Says the guy that don't know how to spell "douche", or don't know the difference between "your", and "you're". Let me guess, you also think the UFC should have given in to those M-1 leaches too?

[johneblaze82]

GodDamn! The whole UFC 102 pay pay view was crazy LMAO. Gabriel Gonzaga vs Chris Tuchscherer fucked up. I feel sorry for Chris. I also feel bad for Damian Maia, he go KTFO but he's a really nice guy. I already knew Keith Jardine was going to get a beat down by Silva. Chris Leben sucks, and that other guy who got KO in 7 secs LoL. The Couture and Nogueira fight was cool, especially since I was going for Nogueira. I like Vera, I'm glad he won. This was a great for me.

[AayOhhKay]

Great video per always!

I think that the Jardine loss can be chalked up to karma as well. The ol' Techno Viking is winless since he declined to say "MMA...It's Important" in your previous "My Affliction" video. He should've never dissed The Analyst, and now he's paying the price!

[jonnyg4508]

Sounds familiar, a friend I was watching with skipped his brothers bachelor party to watch the fights. He was also mad that the wedding was during 103, and said "I guess I prolly shouldn't skip that"...haha

[roycesboy]

wow that should have been a dq for gonzaga you shouldnt be allowed to kick someone in the balls that hard. yo todd duffee would fuck fedor up!

[lucasd213]

lmao, i thought that was great sportsmanship by Marquardt. I thought your vi was hillarious tho, as always. An Randy-Nog is deffinately a legit figh tof the year candidate.

[mmafanatic90]

Big Nog is back baby!!!!!!!!

[ASCowns]

Good review! Keep it up.

[andylt01]

lol polar bear toe nail cold... class

[supasole72]

Marquardt has made me a fan of his by his sportsmanship

[doliveij]

It seemed like a long road back from his dirty fight against Leites.

But yeah, me too.

[Euphoria2g]

THANK GOD that someone else agrees that it was a decent performance by Vera. He showed good clinch work and take down defense and completely picked the dude apart in the stand up, similiar to Lyoto Machida and there were a whole bunch of dudes on Sherdog saying that it was a poor performance by him...I fucking hate that website, even though I'm on there 24/7.

[Euphoria2g]

Man you are one funny dude!

If whatever job you're doing right now doesn't work out with you, you should seriously do stand up. Great review.

[vinnymackdx]

Brendan Schaub is 6'6 and 265 with a hell of a reach! man tuf 10 is going to be a sick season!

good review bro!

[Gripmaster3000]

randy got tooled by nog damn

[elmatador404]

that '"somebody else" 4th person is Yushin Okami. I'm a huge Maia fan, but Okami would be another terrible matchup for him.

[Loomr]

vitor belfort could prolly deliver another flash KO to maia too.

I hope maia tightens up his standup game. He's too wild for a guy with that little experience.

[elmatador404]

He could, it's true, but he would have a harder time keeping it on the feet than Okami or the guys Karsten mentioned. I would favor Maia in that matchup, personally.

[Crush8525]

i didn't get to watch 102, so thanks for the recap :)

[awdsawds]

Big Ups on the Vids man... You got a facebook kid?

[doliveij]

Search Karsten Shreve.

And pick the one with the MMAXL logo.

[confusedsay]

"competent ref, WRONG." HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[raiderfan89ify]

ufc 102 delivered, especially the main event fight, i wasnt hyping up this fight at all and it surpassed my expectations when i had none lol, i was glad i ordered it. ;) great review man.

[miamimagicians]

No apology necessary, we love ya no matter what!

[doliveij]

Thanx, homie.

[creamcheesebaron]

Good shit man. 102 was the most exciting card in a long time.

[therichrules]

I was at the fight and I was one of the few rooting for Nog. Man, it was amazing. I feel really lucky to have been there. Ps good review.

[ilovesilvia69]

did gonzaga win?

[doliveij]

Yes.

[GinGeeK]

duffee is intense

the gonzaga fight looked like something out of a southpark episode

nate will be champ

(because silva is vacating the belt..NOT because nate is going to beat him)

vera sucks

lol @ jardine

and war big nog

/my ufc 102 comments

[elheadkickio]

You always do the "wrong, wrong" thing. You must REALLY like Charlie Murphy.

[Mastapip]

cocaine's a hell of a drug

[doliveij]

Who is Charlie Murphy?

[BigSparky22]

Chappelle Show, supposed to be Eddie Murphy's brother

[NeoOsiris19]

Another great video, I couldn't believe the licks Randy ate and survived, and that first round was the best round I've seen in at least 2 years.

[mariopill3000]

Good review Karsten.

btw the term you're looking for regarding Gonzaga is grand slam.

[awdsawds]

Nah, he got it right... its the cycle, when someone hits a single,dbl, trpl, and a HR on different at bats in one game... LOL

[Oathlol]

Hermans leg was hurt before the takedown.

If you watch the fight again you'll see there's a point when he's backpeddling and puts the weight on his left leg when stepping backwards, then sets his feet and very slowly walks forward.

I can't check the timecode atm, but if you watch the fight closely again you'll see what i mean.

[rua893]

another good one keep it coming

[hattrickhockey17]

Great Review Karsten. Funny Stuff lol.

[Wylie999]

LMFAO @ Gabe Gonzaga being an Evil Cruel man!!! The fourth spot is for Rousemare Palhares

btw, Leben was not dancing, he was choked out ;)

[xxxFaustusxxx]

Does anyone know the intro song?

Thanks

[doliveij]

Lower State Of Consciouness

- Justice (Remix)

[xxxFaustusxxx]

Thanks for the response

[MrISIB]

mmmm im getting chills to see nate vs hendo fight I really do hope they fight.

[mmapicks]

Todd Duffee reminded me of a young Dolph Lundgren. If you don't know who Dolph is, he is that big crazy Russian in one of the Rocky movies.

Couture Nog, that was just classic! Ya gotta love watching Couture fight, because he is long past caring whether he wins, loses, gets knocked out, ect. He is like watching an old dude drive his old Cadillac... one finger in the sky just enjoying the ride!

[rick100000]

ur demian maia impression was funny as hell!!

[TimeWarp66]

Keith Jardine is the 205 gate keeper.

[Loomr]

Maybe they could make a slugfest fight between wandy & leben. Leben can take punch and wandy needs a win.

btw nice video once again :D laughing my ass off here.

[JinQb]

Todd Duffee is actually bigger than Cheick. He's the same height, same cut, but weighs 25 lbs more than Kongo. Duffee is ripped and the crazy thing is he's only 23 (24 in Dec.)

[Loomr]

that's an interesting thing about Kongo by the way, I don't know how the hell can he weight so little. Because it's just mad upperbody lean musclemass that he has, and the dude is very tall. Maybe smaller legs? Lighter bones lol ?

[Fall3nQc]

You were on fire in that one, very good stuff,

I love your shit, keep up the good work

[civiurda]

great review mayn u crack me up... i feel bad for demian, the whole time i was just hoping he would pull guard. he babalu'd himself with that kick wit both his hands down. randy v nog was amazing

[txteabagger]

i agree dan vs nate.

silva vs mir!!

then silva vs winner of dan nate

[civiurda]

haha you crack me up man, da techno viking stuff was hilarious wit thiago hahahah good review man keep it up. randy v nog was def fight of the yr and i feel bad for demian, the whole time i was hopin he would just try to pull guard, he seriously like babalu'd himself throwin that kick wit his hands down like that

[wildwolves8]

great night of fight ,i think marquart should be next for anderson's title.

[nicksousa8]

i ducked out on two weddings cause of ufc for 99 & 102..one was for my best friend and the other was for my first cousin..

[flahr1]

good review

[MrUltimateTKO]

LOL Todd Duffee IS the white Cheick Kongo lol

[SuperGilby]

awesome video one of your best ever the gonzaga part was funny as hell x.x

[whatwild]

Dunam is not the real deal Hes really cocky and not that good.Duffee may be good when he has more exp. I think he will be better and has more potential than dunam ever will. Main Event was great Id pay 120 to watch the PPV if Id knew it would have been that great. Also Ive always stuck with Vera and that fight didnt impress me

[manicmetropolis]

rousimar palhares is the 4th person

[civiurda]

ya hahahah ur right gonzaga hit for the cycle.

[WillMillion15]

Happy to see someone love the Nog vs Couture fight as much as I did. FOTY and top 5 of any org, ever. Great review.

[XZDemon]

Fish on the water dance!!!!!!!!!

U R CRAZY!

[jeffwads]

Good show. The Couture/Nog finale was epic.

[lightweightgp]

Tokoro/Cullum is still fight of the year, IMO. But Randy/Nog is a very close second.

[canlasisking]

"im only gonna touch gloves once, with youuuur face"

hahaha

[firejoker]

that was pretty funny

[benainsworth]

Great review!

Before 102 everyone I know was unexcited for this event. That'll show em.

[crazywhiteb0y11]

you might be the best fighter impersonater ever

[mauriceliabc]

Lol i remember in one of randy's video blog saying to someone "your missing the fight to go to a wedding!!"

It wasn't you was it??

[Dave4109]

impression of Bisping getting punched was hilarious.

[lightweightgp]

loling at description of Herman/Simpson

[Voice4Vendetta]

Nate the great! what a damn shot mofuker was like "TYSON PUNCHOUT!"