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  • someone has escaped from the kitchen

  • What's with the guy in the crowd riding a unicycle while juggling? Was the circus in town?

  • Another thing: there's other woman candidate for president going up against Sara Palin. I forgot what her name is but when you find out don't vote for her! She thinks people who are gay have disease and thinks there is no cure! Please don't vote for Sara Palin and the woman I was just talking about!

  • Now if only she supported gay rights........

  • Good effy Joe Sabia fairly entertaining!

  • she couldn't stand john mccain and ended up his vp candidate?

  • Who the held is going to look at this picture? Dumb bitch!!!

  • If you really want to know the truth about Sarah I have her real story

  • you know... even though this was totally patched together from random clips of her... this is the most sense ive actually heard come out of her mouth...

  • I dont understand how some people are letting in some really DUMB people to reach atop of our society ladder too effortlessly. They dont deserve it. WTF is wrong with you people? Stop letting them fuck us up! STOP!!!!

  • Low slutty sense of humor lol

  • Apparently this has turned into a Political Discussion because many posts below would indicate that people do not understand what HUMOR IS or what a PARODY is. Just read the comments from "The Awehomeness" or "b928" or "Lemonsandlife" or "TerrorUschi" or "Cempire86" or "livnfree930" or, or What the Hell I give up the list of idiots is just too long !!

    I wish we could just enjoy comedy, as Sarah Palin even being taken seriously for just a minute is pure comedy. LOL !!

  • American are not stupid, therefore the world love to see that America has a moron VP (who might replace the President) or a moron President in 2012 to slow down its advance. China will sell more and more product to the U.S. Emerging market countries become stronger and stronger. Russian will sleep well for 4 years becauce "that one" in the US doesn't know how the Red Botton works!

  • omg don't have political debates on a comedy video!

  • I would say, stupid not dumb. You can't fix stupid.

  • I brought up my being English in response to your assumption that I was a 'Palin supporter'... ergo making me American. I think you will find that your opinion on WWII is very warped. You did help us, and we all give credit to that... Who knows what the outcome of the war would be if you hadn't have done? Not you, and not me (don't try to convince me otherwise, neither of us are psychic) .

    BTW a heartfelt thanks for your PERSONAL help during the war :|

  • You brought the insult onto yourself by getting involved in something you don't obviously understand. I see where you claim to be English, but yet yo use Germain in you last reply. I could mention being typical European Smug about being multilingual, but what's the point you still fail to reply to my original comment, and it was you that originally got insulting with your smug Smart AND pretty comment, and saying I was threatened when you don't even know my position on the subject.

  • Attention all people who watch this video it is apparently becoming necessary to point out this is Political Satire. I would suggest you look at the originator of this video as a name you might be tipped off as being SATIRE...I mean come on .....Barely Political !!! Please STFU and enjoy the Parody ,and stop trying to defend Sarah Palin and point out the obvious this is edited. Of course it is, but it makes about as much sense as anything she ever says in live interviews which she never does.

  • @BubblyDelight Hitler also had great confidence when he spoke, but both are equally delusional and scary.

  • This is a BS speech.. its been cut and pasted together from may other speeches... get your shit together....

  • @b928 Wow do you not understand parody dude at least they didn't try to sell a "splice job" as fact much as Fox News does every single day. The very same Fox Noise that employs Sarah Palin... Do you not get the point of the joke now !!

  • @b928 I guess the Pinocchio Nose wasn't real either..... DUH !!

  • You can't be good at everything. A mechanic can't necessarily be an F1 champion. Just like a model can't be president. You aren't known for your wit. You're known for your fuckability.

  • omg if she gets elected im moving to canada

  • This was Obviously edited. I didn't even have to watch the whole thing to hate it.

  • @Lemonsandlife obviously edited? hoo-fucking-ra! ya think? omfg enlighten me with any other gems life-lessons or truths you may be withholding! please!

  • @Lemonsandlife People like you who have to have a joke explained to them obviously are the base she is supported by, and why this country is in serious trouble if you think this Bimbo will ever be President.

  • why do ppl hate on sarah palin? never understood that

  • I think its because of a pile up of screw ups like lying about the whole bridge to nowhere thing.

  • @leetz00r cause we are living in a world where a woman smart AND pretty is a threat.poor. i love sarah!

  • @TerrorUschi If you think Sarah is smart then obviously you think because in school 75 - 80 was an average score, and thus a "C" that an IQ of 75-80 is average, and she having a 85 must be a genius. I have news for you she is far from smart when she supports an issue like Breast Feeding back in 2007, and then because it will make political points attacking the first lady reverses her previous support of breast feeding because the 1st lady does. We have these pesky things called facts and paper.

  • @egcroan as i i said. smart AND pretty must be a threat. obviously aswell to you. greetz.

  • @TerrorUschi I will try and dumb this down for you because obviously my two previous posts have not gotten to a braincell in your obviously limited supply of them. She is neither Pretty or Smart, but if she was it would not be a problem as I know many women who are both both in my personal, and business lifes. The fact you think she is smart obviously places you in the demographic I was talking about earlier of low IQ people who feel empowered because they are like her. This is how "W" got in.

  • @egcroan yeah right. if you are out of arguments just become insulting.didn't expect anything on a higher level from you.

  • @leetz00r Because she is only a viable candidate because of stirring up hatred herself, and she is a dangerous moron whom low IQ people like yourself seem determined to elevate to the highest office in the land just to prove even idiots can accomplish this feat. we already did that one with "W" and if the republican party is that stupid to try it again they will lose again. I suggest if they want to win they try finding someone who is a republican with a little higher IQ.

  • so fake

  • lay more pipe? The sad thing is I know what it means. Ha.

  • hey sarah hows the hatey killey targetey thing workin out there for ya

  • nice way to cut and edit a speech to sound the way you want it to

  • @livnfree930 That's the joke.

  • @livnfree930 Again I am troubled at the ignorance of people like you who don't understand what a parody is. I also wonder if you write Fox News for their creative editing since they actually try to sell it as fact unlike this website which obvious to everyone not a moron is a parody.

  • The tone and pitch of her voice differs at random points, like a robot. This is obviously edited. :\

  • @TheAweshomeness WOW can you possibly be that ignorant to have to point this out since obvious to anyone with an average IQ this was a parody....I really an getting sick and tired of you Sarah Palin supporters ignorance. Check out the source before you open you ignorant mouth, an act like you have discovered something you feel compelled to "educate " the rest of us on.... Please STFU. I asked nicely ...LOL!!

  • @egcroan I can say what I want. What I said was not ignorant, it was just pointing out the obvious to anyone stupid enough to think it was real (trust me, they exist). And don't try to brand me as one of 'You Palin Supporters' because I don't support her... know why ? Because I'm English. Who's ignorant now? :)

  • @TheAweshomeness Yes in America you can say what you want I am not aware of what it is like where you are...LOL !!! We do not need you with your smug British attitude pointing out this is fake, and just possibly you don't understand American Humor I mean we do speak two separate languages don't we :-) I watch British TV, and enjoy much of it. I don't always get all the humor because of the differences in our two versions of English since American English also has additional words. Chill !!

  • @egcroan Your first little quip was extremely funny! My original comment wasn't intended to be smug, I was just pointing out that it wasn't real (In England I can say that - freedom of speech and all that ;D). BTW what you said about it being 'British' was very racist. What I said was innocent and not engineered to offend anyone, but you have to pick at it unill you cause an argument.

    Fortunately I'm 'CHILLED' enough to drop this here and now.

    Have a nice life :)

  • @TheAweshomeness Hey you are the one who brought up being English like it actually made a difference in the discussion. I didn't go into how "W" was a distant relative to your whore the queen of England because it had no relevance to Sarah Palin even if it did impact "W" family. If I remember we fought a couple of wars so we didn't have to listen to you English tell us how to live our lives. Don't make us regret saving your pompous asses in the 1940's ....:D LOL !!

  • @egcroan And as for your comments on the Queen, I am not a royalist in any way shape or form. I don't know the lady herself, but we can both be rest assured that calling her a whore isn't going to help anyone. Such a cheap shot. Plucking insults out of the air, now are we ? :)

    You seem to stir up trouble and initiate arguments with anyone and everyone. Don't think that your loudmouth comments will have an impact on anyone, because at the end of they're hardly the height of erudition.

  • WTF????

  • i dont understand, why is she convincing people to hate on mccain when she was his like, vice president lady or something

  • @magna378 duh.. the speech has been edited. EDITED!

  • @livnfree930 At Fox they call that the news...LOL !!!

  • In the beginning who the hell put this woman up there & people-are you all so dumb & deperate to vote for her WAKE UP!

  • @zainol2010 Exactly !! Regardless of how you voted in the last election you got to ask the question who picked her as John McCain's running mate. I was still undecided until I saw her being picked as the V.P. and at that point it was OBAMA ALL THE WAY !! I even supported him in the primary because again we had another women who scared a lot of voters in Hillary Clinton.

    Say what you want to about the idea of "Lessor of Two Evils" voting but Sarah Palin was a sure fire way to ruin John McCain

  • Stupid, infantile cunt who is as daft as those stupid fucking names she inflicted on her even dumber offspring..Anyone who votes for this stupid cunt needs shot.

  • and she think's we here in Canada are stupid eh lol

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  • lol, it took me a little while to realize it was edited into that.. when gig she say that about dinosaurs? lol once they asked a famous mexican singer his favorite revolution leader and he named someone from the independence and the enlightment...

  • @boardingpass04 he wasent the first black guy to run for office, but he got in cause he's the white mans puppet he's white through and through he hasent done anything he promised just like evry fucked politician but we had to choose betwwen MC Cain he was good but the vp is an idiot and obama and we couldent risk MC Cain dying and having another dip shit president again

  • 1:15 of this retarded video has the biggest nose evar .

  • @TheGreatNorthNB the only reason i stood and looked at all the comments is of his Pinokio nose!!

  • the dumbest woman in the world, everyone.

  • @pigeonwalks Todd Palin is gay as hell!!!

  • if you had to point out that this is fake then you're an idiot, because that's ridiculously obvious. If you think it's real, then you're retarded.

  • This is such a joke. The video keeps cutting. You took parts of the video and put them together like a patchwork quilt to get her to say what you want her to say. The Fox News symbol keeps tweaking. Nice try though. I've seen the entire speech from beginning to end UNCUT

  • We dont need to edit and mess up Baracks words...without a teleprompter he REALLY IS pathetic.

  • i think she is a whore who agrees with me

  • @cuttheraceistheads i hate her so much thank god we have obama!!!:)

  • I usually hate these edited videos but this one was OK.

  • stupid people, wake up guys and girls, politicans are a fraud

  • She is an idiot!!!!!!!!

  • about the politician around 1:15 whats up with his nose? looks like pinochio, is it for real wtf

  • Jesus this is bad editing!!!!! Who ever believes this shit is retarded. I'm not a Palin supporter but, why waste yours and everybody else's time with this bollocks?

  • People, this isn't real. I mean, the words are coming out of her mouth, yes. But do you honestly believe she would praise Obama and step on McCain at the Republican National Convention?

  • Palin is the STUPIDEST politician ever. Period.

  • just when you think Sarah Palin can't possibly be even more of a complete dumbass,she always proves us wrong.

    and its like nowadays shes constantly getting on the news to get attention,like saying,"hey everybody! I'm still here! just letting ya know."

  • What a HATER! LOL jk jk jk....... but seriously talking trash on LIVE tv?

  • This just made my brain hurt. I'm so confused and I think i lost or reality of the world. BTW GO OBAMA!

  • i wantr 2 bang her

  • Bush, Stalin, Thatcher, Hitler, Pol Pot, Sarah Palin.

  • Palin is a self-serving whore. She only cares about "special needs" children because she gave birth to a retard freak baby. This is evidence that creationists are genetically inferior.

  • @junkietomato wow junkiemato, name-calling an innocent baby? And I suppose you're generically superior? Darwin's THEORY was Hitler's inspiration for a "superior society through the extermination of inferior races which propagate sickness". Open "Mein Kampf" and watch Darwin's adeas jump at you from the page. Why are we aborting 90% of Down Synd. Children because they are considered genetically "inferior"? You sound like Hitler, junkie, learn to keep your f mouth shut.

  • @CorieFaulkner wow calling me a nazi already? Godwin's law much? Anyway that's not what Darwin's theory of evolution is you douchebag and you have no real proof that Hitler was inspired by Darwin. Darwin basically only stated that life evolved through a process called natural selection. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HITLER HAD IN MIND. Stop reading creationist propaganda and read a children's biology book you inbred piece of shit.

  • She's a downsy baby factory.

  • its not real. ??? can somebody PLEEEASE tell me this isn't real?

  • it isnt real! it isnt real!!!!

  • LOL, This is a man who can give an entire speech! xD Coming from the expert of foreign affairs, that means something!

  • this is not real people.

  • That was awesome!

  • this is so fucked up! but its still hilarious!LOL

  • She carries the baby around lookin for handouts.

  • This is fake? Well, ONE black guy still.. LOOK!

  • lmao i remember when i first saw this i thought it was real

  • lol, best speech the bitch ever made.

  • @mbrushoff i second that

  • it would have ben funny if it would have not been soo choppy good idea though not as funny and im a palin supporter but hey a laugh is a laugh palin all the way

  • LOL !!

  • I love how she says "put IT in ebay" calling her grandson an it. thats gangster shit for you

  • nowonder amercas fuked she a politison

  • lol......funnt like hell.

  • i like sarah palin its like she's saying ''fuck me hardcore i want it so please someone'' i'm sorry to those who fallow the news but goddamn!!!

  • Yeah what's up with Pinocchio at 1:13?

  • 1:14 holy shit thats a long nose. so scary

  • @inmyownblood i was like daaaaaamn look at that nose!!!! lol

  • "I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin

  • ROfl a lil too choppy though. NOt as good as the bush edited speech.

    "I can't stand mccain" LAWL

  • sounds to me like obamas getting ass from palin. lol she wants him to lay some pipe down for her, and jizz on her face. j/k

    anyways, heard her daughter got knocked up. sorry to hear about that one.

  • Fake.

  • WHAT!? REALLY!? IS THIS FAKE!? fake video on comedy channel!? NO WAY!

  • I'd fuck palin in her ass, I wish she would pose for playboy.

  • what happened to the guy's nose at 1:15?

  • yeah,perhapz he had done one juz like MJ...hahak!

  • callouschristian is mistaken, the dems have been the ones caught with their mouths in the laps of others one too many times.

  • that edit job is disrespectful to kids with disabilities at the beginning

  • Wow! The Reubpicans are shameless. What have they done in the last 6 months? The last 9 years? The last 25 years....except systematically destroy the USA. with their hands in the pockets and mouths in the laps of those who would undermine this country strategically and economically. I prey that the republicans are held accountable for destroying this country more affectively than any terrorist attack could dream. Ronald Reagan sucks and bush/cheney must HANG!

  • How funny is it that Sarah Palin accused Obama of being a celebrity? Who was all style and no substance?!?!

    Look in the mirror, sweetheart, you're talking about yourself!!

  • It takes a special, inbred kind of stupid to be a republican in todays political climate! Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to keep coming back in support of their policies, to keep believing the massive overt LIES the GOP is based on!

    The type of mob stupidity the repubs have become are what got us Bush!

    We want them deciding whats best for our healthcare now?!

  • You are bitchin' about President Bush, yet President Obama's policies are making 43 look like a minor leaguer. More intrusion, less freedom, Internet control. You just drink your juice and ignore the fact that the government can't run anything right that isn't design to destroy. Social Security - Ponsi Scheme, Medicare/Medicaid - borrowing money, going broke. Now you want to give them the best medical system in the world because 5% of Americans cant get insurance wrong move, Kool-Aide Kid.

  • I love Sarah Palin, but the part @ 1:18 is absolutely hilarious and I think it's probably true! lol

  • I knew it she was a robot all along!

  • so was she ascting stupid when she was "for" mcain? sneaky

  • I know. Talk about flip flop. But in this case it's simple hypocrisy and at the end of the day it makes NO sense....thats why redstaters lap it up like a starving homeless dog. I vote we deny all republicans healthcare and make their dreams come true.

  • Usa today said that palin was advised to drop out so she could run for president in 2016. they compaired her to Ronald regain. The way things are looking, why not 2012?

  • Hmmm... Palin.

    I want a Palin/Bachman 2012 run.

  • hahaha.. that is totally her!!! lol

  • Did yall see the vid sarah palin nude again its cool.she got a nice butt.

  • This is real. I was there when she said it all.

  • What the hell is wrong with all of you? It's not an actual speech! It's dubbed, and cut. Not that it isn't funny, but if you think this is real, you're an idiot. Notice: the statements don't link, the sentences are cut off suddenly, notice, around 1:20 how her voice changes between, "here is a news flash for those reporters and commentators," and, "I can't stand John McCain."

    Seriously, why the hell do ANY of you think this is real?

  • yes ofenbewis. we know. it's funny. go away.

  • By 'we,' you surely don't mean those commenting on this video, do you? See: JessOnTheRun, rocketfrogcreamy, juliamckenna1234, imwasted2.

    No, Mr. furQ, this was not an attack direct at you.

  • Ofenbewis i was there she said she wants to lay mo pipe with obama.she got a little jungle fever and aint shame to tell the world....goooo sarahhhh

  • i miss you senator palin

  • oh my god, she is committed political suicide.

  • UMM 1:14 IS THAT FOR REAL?

  • Did you guys know that this video is 100% real?

  • Oh get over yourself, it's a fucking joke.

  • That's quite ironic considering who the last republican president was. We didn't have to edit his speeches to make that moron sound any stupider than he already is

  • What a fantastic reply?!

  • im not even going to comment on the ignorance of that

  • Ever notice how fucking ignorant Palin is? She believes that dinosaurs were here 6000 years ago.

  • @junkietomato how do you know when dinosaurs were here? You were not here then so how can you say she is ignorant. They could have been here 6000 years ago

  • @graffix87 LOL WTF. Read any high school text book. That's how we all know, apparently she, and you too, have never read one before. Rofl i can't believe you said that.

  • @dogzear214 that's maybe how you know and that's what most people may go by but the fact is there is really no way we can no. Not even the science books, the carbon dating they use is falty and in no way should be trusted, it has been proven to fail at certian experiments

  • @graffix87 carbon dating is not used to date dinosaur fossils or anything older than a few thousand years. You don't even know what you're talking about.

  • @junkietomato how then do you believe that you can know if something is either 5 or 6 thousand years old or millions of years old as some think?

  • @graffix87 then how can you believe real life isn't just a fabrication and we're actually inside a matrix!

    No, seriously, you don't even know what you're talking about. You're confusing radiometric dating with carbon dating. It's basic highschool geology.

  • @graffix87 "how then do you believe that you can know if something is either 5 or 6 thousand years old or millions of years old as some think?"

    You lack coherence in your comment and your ignorance on the dating methods is amazing. Naturally-ocurring radioactive materials break down into other materials at KNOWN rates. This is called radioactive decay. Radioactive parent elements decay into more stable daughter elements. THIS IS WHY SCIENTISTS KNOW HOW TO DATE ROCKS.

  • @junkietomato I didn't say we could know, I think that we can't really know for sure, but whatever, if you think the earth is millions of years old and I believe it's been 6000 years since God created it we can't change each others thoughts, God could have created the earth millions of years ago as well so it's possible, cheers

  • @graffix87 well you say that because you're uneducated and would rather believe in something that doesn't require any thinking. These methods were tested and peer reviewed. If you think the earth is 6000 years then how come it takes millions of years for the oil and natural gas to form under the ocean floor? How do you explain the different layers in the crust? How do you explain the continents shifting? Yeah god did it, whatever.

  • @graffix87 Science doesn't work on assumptions. In order to prove something you have to back it up with some serious evidence and it has to be peer reviewed. There is no major atheist conspiracy to destroy the belief in creation. Scientists aren't just a bunch of guys dicking around in lab coats making stuff up. Modern Biology is based on the theory of evolution and without it modern medicine wouldn't be possible because we would lack the understanding of our biosphere.

  • @graffix87 To date recent organic samples it is used the carbon-14 dating method. Carbon-14's half-life(the time it takes for half the atoms in the material to decay to the lower isotope) is about is about 6000 years.

  • @graffix87 lol are you serious?

  • @junkietomato don't put down those who believe the earth was created about 6000 years ago. It doesn't change anything to know when they were on the earth. Have a nice day, cheers!

  • @graffix87 you don't have to actually watch something happen to know it did. It's funny if you think about it because you weren't here 6000 years ago so you HOW CAN YOU KNOW ALL THAT? Plus evidence says otherwis-OH what the hell am I doing anyway? Wasting my time trying to convince some dumbass that the Earth is not just 6000 years old? How silly.

  • @junkietomato she's just dumb

  • what a stupid video......

  • omg im so glad i have Obama as a president

  • im not

  • This video is totally fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no this vid is good

  • ....and clearly edited in parts....

  • eww...

  • ROFL ROFL

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  • wow you're ridiculous this is obviously cut and edited. Nice try though buddy.

  • hahahahha

    omg nice replay