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  • That rap was epic

  • how the heck did they also get my emblem right, i swear i think i know the dead pixel irl

  • lawl i made that during school when i sat out in the christmas play and recorded my voice rappin it and i dont know HOW THE HELL THIS GOT ON HERE! but its ok

  • @GottaLoveXbox101

    ur a faggot =]

  • Bopin and grinding made me lol

  • what can be worse than white kids trying to rap?

  • a fat white kid trying to rap

  • being raped

  • obama is your mama

  • i love how lil kids think they can rap

  • I hate it.

  • I hate how they think they can rap

  • you fucking moron, all the ones that are sent in are supposed to be funny. Nobody takes themselves seriously in the messages.

  • @tjfalcon2 for your information i didnt think i could rap and i didnt even turn this in my bro did while he was at a friends house

  • the sims onestly?

  • worst episode ever. i think this is the turning point of my dissapointment

  • suuuuuuuucks... and the little kid rapping sucks even more

  • these used to be really funny but now like all every one ever does is sing either a love song or some stupid rap they came up with

  • i hate little kids on halo 3 THEY R SO ANNOYING

  • i know! when i play cod world at war on ps3, little kids mess up the match

  • yea true. and there voices r just so high my ears start 2 burn lol and i live with 2 9yr old twins. THEY R JUST SO EXTREMELY ANNOYING WHEN THEY ARGUE ALL THE TIME

  • yeah same with left 4 dead

  • and thats what mute is for

    retard

  • im 14 now and puberty ran over me so the voice thing is not a problem.

    but when i used to play it pisses me off cause im the top killer i average atleast 16 kills in team slayer and most of the time mvp

    and when i have to use the mic im like crap cuz now they treat me different just cuz they know my age

  • Lol I'm 14, look at my spelling skills!

  • what is their gamertag??? is it machinima com MACHINIMA com or something else?

  • machinima com is the same thing as MACHINIMA com it's not caps sensitive... and this is months old, so don't respond to this video, seriously, look at the episode and the date it was put

  • woaw...that was really lame :/ I'm sure you can do better

  • I love machinima, but this... this was just repugnent!! God, they really should have seen this video twice before posting it.

  • TERRIBLe!!!

  • This sux, the part the kid sings wasn't funny like the others

  • teh suxx

  • ahhhnooolldd shwarrrrtsennengerrr!!!

  • so so much these arnt even funny

  • that was terrible. the new ones are to freakin short

  • "obama is your mama" lol

  • Garageband

    FTW.

  • so much hostility...

  • Oh this ho just called me a NIGER. Ahhh ugly ass white girl. Dont have any friends ahhhhhh. Go suck your mom tit.

  • lol

  • i just shit my pants...

  • ...Wow. That sucked more balls than fahuem1 has in his entire life.

    >_> Watch him try to argue with me, too. Lol :D

  • Nobody cares about so shut the fuck up noob.

  • Go play your pokemon and Gay ass Kingdom hearts and watch Dragonball Z ya geek.

  • LOL. What did you do, look at my favorites and videos? Wow. You can't get an argument from me, kid. I won't stoopd to your level.

  • Listen you little 9 year old. Im done with making fucking arguments first i was just correcting someone that thought digitalph33r was the owner of machinima and the best there is out there. Next this racist ass white girl come along and call me a niger. Now your Gay ass come along. I wont stoopd to your level uhhhhhh' Really funny, oh and by the way get your grammer right ya 9 year old.

    P.S- Stop spending your whole life on the computer and get out of your moms basement and get a girl. Bitch

  • Wow, ONE typo. Big deal. That's actually the first typo I've gotten in months. It's GRAMMAR by the way, not GRAMMER. Watch your spelling and proper punctuation. Also, 9 years old? I'm a few months away from 17. You're delusional, mate. Plus, whoever said DigitalPh33r was the owner of Machinima is an idiot and deserved to be bitched at anyway. And I was JUST on a date with my girlfriend today, so wow. You made yourself look like an absolute neanderthal. Congratulations.

  • Wow...... I really dont give a shit. Congratulations Nobody Cares....... Good for you. Im tired of arguing, im trying to watch decent machinima, without being bothered from Fags Like you, which i cant because you keep replying. Hey maybe your balls might drop once you turn 20 = D

  • And that's all a self-proclaimed adult can think of. And this episode of Voicemail Theatre isn't what I'd call decent Machinima.

  • Im not an adult this isnt my account its my brothers, im 13 and this isnt even decent machinima, hell this isnt even machinima just suppose to be funny comments, I was watching Misconseption. By the way good luck on your balls droping, and get out your basement in the dark playing vidoe games and actually exercise.

  • Misconception's a good machinima. And you're 13? Wow. I agree though, VMT is starting to suck. I could say the same for you, dude. I don't really do much of anything anymore. Mostly just dates with my girlfriend and marching band.

    Yeah, marching band. I have a life. >_>

  • Dude can we just stop the arguing, seriesoulsy its getting really old, All i do really is hang out with my friends. So can we call this a truce?

  • I really wasn't arguing, but truce anyway.

    Have fun, then. I'm gonna go play Fable.

    <_<

  • im a geek, and a nerd. but im 5ft 11' well built and willing to hurt you if you dont like it :P

  • yeah that was kind of poor

  • OK what does this have to do with anything about theatre voicemail?

  • Nothing he said Digitalph33r and Dead Pixel need to stop making this shit. Bitch

  • epic fail man, this show is going in the toilet :( make it better plzzzzz

  • boo 1/5

  • obama is a MAG! MALE A. GRABBER

  • swing and a miss...

  • make my day punk

  • IM A DOG WOOF WOOF

  • This is the worst video ever

  • This is PHAIL!! and nawt ordinary FHAIWL ITS SUPER EPIC FHWAIL

  • I agree bro.

  • Hey Dead pixel you better start picking better voicemails. The series has been going down hill ever since you have became the director.

    Get better or give the job of directing the video to someone else.

  • I may actually have to kill myself.

  • So anyone can send a Voice Message?? Thats sweet (if yes)

  • yes anyone. Ive been in 4 times =DDD

  • xxTrUeSnIpErxx  this isnt digitalph33r

  • DigitialPh33r you got to stop putting these wannabe machinimas makers videos up.This one is terrible Dead Pixel is absolute shit...Just Stop.

  • just because digital ph33r is one of the top machinima directors, does not mean he owns machinima.

    all he owns is his series like arby and the cheif and hard Justice

  • Fuck you he isnt the top or the best machinima directors all directors all equal (unless there vids suck, i mean like 12 year old machinima suck) so shut the f up were there all equal. He just got famous for masterchief sucks at halo. It had 6000000 views now arby n the chief have 3000000 views. God your such a digitalph33r nerd.

  • you should talk you counted all the viewers and your calling him a nerd

  • 1. I WAS I TALKING TO YOU.....NO YOU FAG!

    2. I was just laying out a point, and no i dont count views i estamted i saw how many views were on there i didnt count them it take like 3 months to.

    3. Mind your own buisness.

    4. Does a nerd have a girlfriend and have D's on his Report Cards NO.

  • 1. Dont give a shit you douche

    2. Ohh 3 points' i guess you really like this guy you gay lord.

    3. Of course they do there just really ugly and your just a stupid nerd zin high five.

  • 1. If you didnt care you wouldnt replied like a Fag.

    2. Not as much as i like your mom.

    3.Nerds make freaking straight A's and nerd friends. I friends who are and arent popular.

    4. You have a bigger Va Jay Jay then your mom.

  • why do you make your mom jokes

    she doesnt even have anything to do with this, if your gonna make an argument, use a proper one you faggot.

  • You just want to her to suck your dick.

  • that's a geek, nerd's just play a lot of computer games

  • 1. Again you shoul talk

    2. Tsk Tsk Tsk.... still using your mom jokes an exemple of loosers in life

    3. of course they do.

    4. Oh how cute to scared to say vagina on the cp ow isn't that a good boy and wow you really pay fucking atention look at my fuckin name yeah a realy girl alright retard

  • 1. Wow your a replied i guess your really are a FAG.

    2. What jokes do you have.

    3. No there smart, and play jerk off to men like you do.

    4. OH really your a girl a girl give me a blowjob and after your done make me a sandwhich extra manniase and stay in the kitchen where you belong. Oh yea and VAGINA. Ok this is stupid im not sexist but you get me so mad! I wasnt even talking to you before.

  • spelled mayo wrong. =], your argument has gone on for too long. LOLOLOLOL

  • Yeah i no its stop im not going to argue any more even though the racist white girl started it.

  • Fuck you he isnt the top or the best machinima directors all directors all equal (unless there vids suck, i mean like 12 year old machinima suck) so shut the f up were there all equal. He just got famous for masterchief sucks at halo. It had 6000000 views now arby n the chief have 3000000 views. God your such a digitalph33r nerd.

  • oh yeah how in the fuck an i a nerd i don't even now what the fuck is digitalph shit

  • I didnt call you a motherfucking nerd ho!!! I didnt even talk to you in the first place, now get your ass in the kitchen and leave me alone. Im tired of this arguing. Got damn!!!

  • read you stupid dum shit when you said dont be such a something nerd so fuck fuck your god dam kitchen now shut up and leave me alone you stalker

  • DigitialPh33r you got to stop putting these wannabe machinimas makers videos up.This one is terrible Dead Pixel is absolute shit...Just Stop:said by somebodie that isnt a skank. I replied to him. Im not a stalker, your stalking me because you want dick, AND wont give up so fuck you. Now make me sandwhich extra MAYO. You are digitalph33r nerd,so suck my dick slut.

  • 1- digitalph33r didnt make this & neither did Dead pixel,dipshit

  • WTF that was not a voicemail theater

  • i weep for the future... of machinima

  • why do i even watch this anymore? this fucking SUCKS!

  • The only thing i heard from this video was machinima taking a shit and putting it on here. FUCK! These are so gay, make the longer 3 minute ones.

  • Lol?

  • Stop voicemail theater, they're boring.

  • i liked it better wen they just used halo 3 =(

  • sucked ballzzzz

  • that has to be the worst episode yet

  • Wow. If they keep doin this on Voicemail theater, it'll be really shit

  • MACHINIMA! Come on... bring back the old stuff! All this new crap SUCKS! It's like you're TRYING to get people to hate Voicemail Theater now.

  • It Should Just Go To How It Was :/

  • realy?wow this sucks

  • wow was that for real? that fuckin sucked!

  • y do this suck now?

  • that was a bit shit for voice mail but it was a bit funny (at times)

  • I used to love this series now I fucking hate it....so much

  • i used to love this....now it fucking sucks

  • me to

  • This show is awful. Not even funny in the slightest.

  • go back to halo, bad

  • Wait...check out the video description. FAIL!

  • lol... voicemail theater is just wrong in all ways now

  • VOICEMAIL SUCKS NOW STOP SHOWING IT!

  • 1:37 of my life...gone!

  • so it took u the entire video length to make you realize you didnt like the video,your pathetic

  • that was terrible

  • an 8 year old rapping incoherrently isn't funny, it damages my eardrums.

  • agreed

  • Just let this show die. I seriously thought it couldn't get worse, but jesus tap dancing christ.

  • the new voice mail theater is to short, and not funny. Old voicemail theater was much better.

  • that was the worse voicemail theater ever the other guy did better voicemails

  • Epic Phail

  • It's quite hard to continue VT because every funny thing has already been done..

  • the intro is funnier than the whole movie

  • Its "09"

  • this is horrible, machinima made a mistake of posting this

  • Fail. Old ones were good though.

  • i agree with microspikers

    whats happening r they getting to little messgaes to use??

  • I guess people just figure that it's all been done.

  • it gets worse and worse every week

  • It was pretty funny, but it was really short for the wait. Does it really take about two weeks for this?

  • that was pretty shit really

  • gay as hell shot pixle

  • i sorry machinima but this sucks

  • machinima dident fucking make this! now stop blameing them!

  • This has the wrong description.

  • This is crap, what the heck happened to the good season 1?

  • lame...just lame dont try to fix something that wasnt broken :/

  • shit...

  • sorry but halo is the best thing to do this with and needs to go back to being longer and just messages

  • machinima, do you even read these comments? STOP MAKING SHIT VOICEMAILS

  • petree MACHINIMA DOESNT MAKE THIS CRAP YOU RETARD

  • omg that fucking sucked

  • wow NO. GO BACK TO THE OLD FUCKING VMT. this is getting really stupid the singing was absolutely the gayest thing of my day. DIE...or just revert to the old ways

  • VMT was better when it was just halo

  • fuckin fail..

  • Worst VMT episode EVAR!!!!

    Seriously, that shit was disappointing.

  • Yeah I liked it better before, maybe cause they were only Halo 3 clips back then....

  • kind of lame

  • season two sucks

  • fag

  • I miss the old voicemail theater...the ones were I actually used to laugh and enjoy watching the video. Message me when they stop sucking please.

  • Same with me, these are starting to get stupid

  • I agree

    season 2 is bullshit

  • the third one was horrible

  • epic......EPIC FAIL

  • this series WAS awesome but i dont think it was dead pixels fault its the people sending voicemails

  • Another Epic fail, yay! I hate this series now.

  • sorry the dead pixel but voicemail is not for you

  • Um...This sucked ass

  • man what has happened the fuck!!

  • that was gay

  • get back to just doing halo, and not only with little kids

  • i liked voicemail theaters when it was only halo 3 voicemails

  • im soon done with machinima if sodagod doesn't come back for inside halo and if they don't stop sucking 5 year old dicks for voicemails

  • ever since the dead pixel took this show it has sucked

    but inside halo rulez

  • i agree half way with this because first part ur right but with saying inside halo with deadpixel is rulez is a burning peice of crap the original episodes were awesome with sodagod

  • i like the old voicemail theater better.

  • this was gayer than elton john

  • Lol at the end