Lord of the Rings the Abridged Trilogy Episode 1 Movie 1

[lynch8man]

you know that never really made sense to me. isildur cut off sauron's hand and for some odd reason sauron explodes?

[lynch8man]

its over 900 degrees Celsius! 

[maiEARTHsong]

this is the best thing that happened on youtube!

[TheOtakuReal]

Why does Bilbo sound like Alphonse from Fullmetal Alchemist?

[ChildBlocks]

@TheOtakuReal

Now that you mention it...he kinda does!!! HOLY SHIT!!! The miracles of pre-pubescence... 

[deathdruidmiller]

star wars in the back ground hahaha makes me laugh

[magnumslinger]

5:11

I never get tired of that opening theme XD

[magnumslinger]

Rewatching this for the 2nd time, just after watching the Extended Trilogy XD

[MCJsBFAAAN]

how did you get into college? you're a fucking retard

[ramof247]

the elrond part and bilbo argueing with gandalf were the only funny parts in this and the child blocks, other than that it was garbage

[cryszofthescots]

@ramof247 I'm sorry to say, but you're not the first one to notice how godawful our first episode is. All of us in Childblocks have acknowledged that this is visual and audio torture. We've made several more, and only one is anywhere near as terrible as this one. The rest are actually decent in my opinion. However, if I could, I would redo some. We even wrote a remake of this one! BUUUUUUUUUT I'm only like 15 so I ain't got the time.

[Fredrik1234dead]

i wish they could do pirates of the carribean abridged series. :(

But anyway best lotr abridged trilogy EVAH!

[glorfindelthebadass]

ive watched the entire series episodes at least twice each (i first saw this episode it my movie-making class)

these guys should make a new series of . . . ive got no idea

[glorfindelthebadass]

ive watched the entire series episodes at least twice each

these guys should make a new series of . . . ive got no idea

[lugiamaster9707]

this fails

[cryszofthescots]

@lugiamaster9707 Thanks, we've known that for a while. We no longer consist of the amazing quantity of fail present in this episode, however, ever since our writer got an actual sense of humour. What's weird is that most of our fans say that this was one of their favorite episodes. This surprises me because this episode is complete and utter bullshit. As is most of the first movie.

[narutofan9104]

ROFL blinded by the light ph wpw epic!!!

[multipurpose101]

8:10 What is Lord of the Rings teaching children regarding drugs?!

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@multipurpose101 That drugs are good. Dude pipe weed is called "pipe weed" for a very good reason.

[multipurpose101]

0:29 is children's book writer a reference to LK's "children's card game" ?

[cryszofthescots]

@multipurpose101 No, actually the Hobbit was a childrens book, back when children's books weren't five pages long with only four words per page.

[mswagg30]

is there a good abridged lotr?

[cryszofthescots]

@mswagg30 I know, we suck, don't we? Well, we did. Now we actually have a sense of humour. Check out movie 2; we actually did good there.

[mswagg30]

@cryszofthescots i didnt mean to sound like a jerk, i will check out the vid, thx

[ChildBlocks]

@mswagg30 No problem, dude! We get hated all the time for our first movie. Crysz once went rampant and blew up half of New Jersey when he saw a comment insulting his mother.

[gasmask6969]

epic use of raiders of  the arc music there

[galactusx2]

kinda.... fkg g@Y there is no origenal movie anymore ! piece of shit

[galactusx2]

completely filled with buffers!!!!!!!

[FurriDragonz]

star wars sped up

[ShadowAssassin097]

I never thought i'd see the day cryz cursed...WAY TO GO GLENN!!!XD and yes we know it's kinda stupid but we have to much fun making fun if it...trust i would love to mess up twilight but its already taken. if you have any other suggestions though we'd be happy to take them ^_^

[gglennwill]

this stupid i love lord of the rings this is insulting if you are going to make fun of somthig make of TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! i mean they SPARKLE!!!!

[cryszofthescots]

Um... WE KNOW THIS IS STUPID!!! This episode was terrible. We love LotR as well, and we're just teenagers. You can't expect us to be amazing the first fucking episode. I'd say that we're getting progressively better, and in the end of the Two Towers, I can say that our show has become "tolerable". Also, Alexandraghost is already doing Twilight. You won't believe how much I want to bullshit that piece of bullshit.

[magnumslinger]

ROFLCOPTER!! Pure genius!

The Imperial March was a very nice touch

[cdcmma]

waste of time..

[cryszofthescots]

As this is our worst mistake since Boromir, I couldn't agree with you more. All of Childblocks Productions could honestly say that this videos is, in fact, a wast of time.

I thank you for agreeing with the honest truth. Now if you'll excuse me, Shadow needs my head for target practice.

[DragonLord247]

well duh why else would you go onto the internet? to get time?

[DaChevyMan38]

This i my favorite thing on Youtube.

[THeBesTTHereIz951]

You spelled useful wrong.

[DragonLord247]

nice opening

[MrCamrenator]

i liked it but the sound and voices could use some work.

[bitchofireland]

lol

[JackooGrayhan]

this abridged video has awesome arguements, but the little kid aint that much of a voice actor, he is afraid of rising his voice (example: 6:00)

but Gandalfs voice, oh god I LOVE IT =DD

[mahogspice1018]

I recorded at like 10 at nite...couldnt do much with volume sry

Ull notice in episode 9, i can raise my voice

[mahogspice1018]

Mahogspice again, I made a new account cuz I 4got my password. Anyway WE KNOW THAT THIS ONE SUCKS BUT THE REST ARE MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!(childblocks FTW)

[ChildBlocks]

Mowhawk 891 wrote:

The Star Wars Theme kinda killed it.

Cryszofthescots accidentally removed it while trying to reply. He is now being forced to chug banana slugs.

His response:

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY THINGS WE REGRET FROM THIS EPISODE!

[magnumslinger]

@ChildBlocks Even Freeman's Mind had some regrets for a first ep ^^

Dont worry, it became epic XD

[mwong666]

this shit is funny I liked the part where Arwen was like ready aim wait for me to duck WAIT !!

[ChildBlocks]

You know, his name's Elrond. Arwen's his daugher.

But thanks!

[ShadowAssassin097]

man this is funny every time i watch it. nice job childblocks

[hellblade7125]

lol

[mahogspice]

omg funny im the guy who plays the hobbits

[rutgersfan80]

weaaaa! Sitanic porn lol

[ChildBlocks]

To tell you the truth, the Abridged Collector didn't like that line very much. He forgot about its existance two minutes after voicing, so there was no trouble until after the video was posted.