I do not like twilight. This not funny. I don't get why anyone would find farts and sh#t funny. I hate that humor and I thought Vampires Suck was bad.
I do not like twilight. This not funny. I don't get why anyone would find farts and sh#t funny. I hate that humor and I thought Vampires Suck was bad.
@potatochipXL If you don't think it's funny, fuck off. It's stupid, but it's humor. Not everybody HAS to have the same opinion as you, you dumbass bastard. Stop trolling
@johncerasi ok thats your opinion? and i dont really care, and i like how your trying to be cool and start an argument. ill just let ya know now, your not cool and no one cares what your lame ass opinion is :) thanks
@raigen93 Yes, it is my opinion, why did you put that statement in the form of a question? Psh, EVERYONE cares about my opinion, cuz I'm the man. Maybe you should get yo panties out of a bunch and lighten up. Twilight is a piece of shit, it's a cliche and it was terribly written. The only thing worse are the movie adaptations.
@johncerasi obviously not everyone cares about your opinion cause i dont :) and nah, Twilight is pretty amazing, you just think that if you like it, that your gay and its not true, so oh well. i dont really care what you have to say because your lame and like to make people feel bad just because they like something that you dont. :)
@raigen93 What if I was gay? You got a problem with that you homophobe? I'm surprised you would think that way considering Edward is most definitely gay.
@johncerasi nope, and i wasnt calling you gay dumbass, i said most guys think that if they like Twilight, that they are gay, but just because you like it, doesnt mean your gay. and nope Edward isnt gay, but it takes one to kno one so since you think hes gay, im gonna take a guess and say that you are gay? :)
@raigen93 Maybe if you could structure a sentence using proper English then I would understand what you're saying. "Takes one to know one." I'm going to assume you're a three year old?
@johncerasi nope, im not but im going to guess that you are since you keep on arguing with me. apparently you arent man enough to just drop it and leave me alone, buuut you think your cool so you will prob continue arguing, even though no one cares :) so why dont you go suck a dick? :)
@raigen93 But if I didn't continue to argue, I also wouldn't be "man" enough, right? If you want to stop getting cock slapped by my words, then stop responding, don't make some lame ass excuse and pepper it with stupid ass smiley faces.
@johncerasi you can say whatever but your still dumb and dont know what your talking about. Twilight isnt gay, and if you keep saying it is then you are obviously gay then, plus you sound stupid by trying to say that it is gay, so just shut up, k? :) and my smiley faces rule, so u can go blow a chode :)
@johncerasi ok smartass, i know the different between your and you're. its just easier to type "your" for both. stop trying to look cool by trying to make me look dumb because as we all know by now, you are not cool at all so u can stop anytime now
Wow, you suck. Fart jokes? Really? LOL I came here because of your imaginary girlfriend. Btw, how is she? Is she getting married to you? Oh right, you can't marry imaginary girlfriends because they aren't real. LOL
I almost cried with laughter, this is fucking hilarious. As for the haters, they're probably Twilight fans that like Twilight a little TOO much...I always enjoy watching your parodies Coffin. Keep it up!
@Merkomedian Thank you! If you watch any of my Twilight parodies, their fanbase usually don't like them. It's alright, I don't really try to offend them but they get butthurt anyway.
The only way this movie would be any good is if somebody answered the words "breaking dawn" with "Greet the new day." This would turn a crappy cash-in into something I could really relate to. Who's with me, and who understands the obscure reference?
I would do the female voice. but I don't think I'm really that good. I mean I've always wanted to do that kind of voice thing. I don't know. I love how peter says, If you do this I won't kill ya lmao funny
High brow comedy be damned! I always love a good fart joke. Man, Bella is so immature and inconsiderate. The least she could do is go outside when she toots her shit pipe.
this is so retarded.
GraciousMaria 6 days ago
this is just fuckin retarded ...
Georg5555 1 week ago
Disgusting! It's not even funny!
Mrsbubblein 2 weeks ago
Jesus, I hate Twilight. Kinda cheesy vid, but great concept. Might have to order the shirt, just to piss my roommate off. lol. Thanks man.
vancedeschain 2 weeks ago
HORRIBLE
1shi979 2 weeks ago
this was pretty good
dannyonels 3 weeks ago
They other one was funnier. I didn't even laugh. : |
BassKindaGurl 1 month ago
Im totally taking a shit right now, and its still a better love story then twilight
TNoftall 1 month ago
Damn funny!!
gogiver08 1 month ago
Hey apple!
haraferraz 1 month ago
@ potatochipXL hm....must be one of those darn hardcore twilight fans....
SarahLoofromKalamazo 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Oh god, i nearly died. MY SIDES. Great job peter :D
diamondman12 2 months ago
1:13 edward's like 'no comment'
natn14 2 months ago
oh my god...youtube changed the look again??!! O.o
bananaoncrack4 2 months ago
this is not a phase! this is who I am Edward!
LiLCcProductions 2 months ago
Fart one! LOL!
UpwardsFallings 3 months ago
It sucks. You suck!
Osigirl 3 months ago
Lol
Cherrylips281999 4 months ago
Lol
ginayummys 4 months ago
XD
IanBidTV 4 months ago
OH MY SON GOD ITS DIRTY TOILET PAPER
Dyrva 4 months ago
HAHAAH!!!
ANDREWLIVE1 4 months ago
Sorry. Rastabortionist was way funnier!
JustCallMeKeebler 5 months ago
...............................wtf
trudon 5 months ago
i think i just died. that was amazing :) <3
illicitxlies 5 months ago
Edward's reaction to "I can't handle you spying on my dad when he showers" was priceless.
00Kmart00 5 months ago
Go Fart One! lol. XD
MultiSuperllama 5 months ago
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I do not like twilight. This not funny. I don't get why anyone would find farts and sh#t funny. I hate that humor and I thought Vampires Suck was bad.
no need to say more. ^
XwARnINgXxXERRoRrX 5 months ago
ohmigodyou'reagenius
Lolo237237 5 months ago
pobre pendejo esta pesimo k te coja edward fucking maricon
videosbandamax 5 months ago
I do not like twilight. This not funny. I don't get why anyone would find farts and sh#t funny. I hate that humor and I thought Vampires Suck was bad.
westcountrygirl379 6 months ago
@westcountrygirl379 qqqqqqqquat whyyyyyy
pandaluva111 5 months ago
LOL
IanBidTV 6 months ago
Makes more sense than normal twilight :D
Lampsmahari 6 months ago
221 fangirls came and thumbed down and told their parents about how your a meanie
TheDiamondArt 6 months ago
wow you have created so many accounts to write in comments :o
LeonLovesIt 6 months ago
LOL
jazzthriller 6 months ago
Press 6 continuous then release it after 2 seconds. Thumbs up if you enjoyed. xD
TheBlackKiddo 6 months ago
keep pressing 6 for a barking seal vomiting out a tv remote
Tarek20x 6 months ago
xD
adriangunter00 6 months ago
Moar twilight parodys, thesea are hilarious.
DeTantalus 6 months ago
god, you're not even funny.
potatochipXL 7 months ago 17
@potatochipXL If you don't think it's funny, fuck off. It's stupid, but it's humor. Not everybody HAS to have the same opinion as you, you dumbass bastard. Stop trolling
ZombehKenny 2 months ago in playlist 2011
@ZombehKenny woah, woah. calm down. peter, stop making accounts to hate on people who think you're retarded.
potatochipXL 2 months ago
@potatochipXL very fucking funny asshole. and just to let you know, south park totally tops.
ZombehKenny 2 months ago
@potatochipXL god your so retarded
OWLCITYSTHEBEST 2 weeks ago
@OWLCITYSTHEBEST you're*
potatochipXL 2 weeks ago
@potatochipXL Neither is his girlfriend.
MrXGLWalker 3 days ago
@MrXGLWalker his fake one?
potatochipXL 3 days ago
Jacob where are you going
TheMasat01 7 months ago
Oh God that was funny O_O its been like 25 minutes since i first watched it and im STILL LMFAO.
xIntoxicatedMisery 7 months ago
THIS IS NOT A PHASE, THIS IS WHO I AM EDWARD!!!!! lmfao
keeplovingmovies 7 months ago
Im obsessed with Twilight... but c'mon.... this is just GENIUS!
FredLovesMe100 7 months ago
You'll never find out tho! Bell. Lol
SuperDarkserpent 7 months ago
I can't stop laughing when he says "Jacob, where are you going?" XD
Gooseworx 7 months ago
Did petercoffin make the song at 1:40? Is there an extended version? I like it
XxSuperShadicxX 7 months ago 5
@XxSuperShadicxX It's actually from Incompetech!
petercoffin 7 months ago 6
@XxSuperShadicxX its called spazzmatic polka
p0pekiller 3 months ago
True fact: Kristen Stewart actually farts cash. Sorry to burst any bubbles.
ThosePelicans 7 months ago
i love when jacob comes running out
AlaraMusicc 7 months ago
TWILIGHT SUCKKKSS!
GiizemHayta 7 months ago
I was gonna fuck her until now,now she's just nasty :P LAWL
FredFan8 7 months ago
crap
shinraninja 7 months ago
Hahaha Fart 1 XD
Snaavelstopic 7 months ago
kimi? :o
tiramisudays 7 months ago
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this video is really entertainning
yvdyuto 7 months ago
YOU'RE THE AWESOMEST!!!
fromZONE6toANAHEIM 7 months ago
Isnt as hhalf as funny as the new moon and eclipse parodies.
TheEdwardfanatic 7 months ago
WHATTA??? THATSA DISGUSTINGA!
o0oGKo0o 8 months ago
"this is not a phase, this is who i am Edward!"
classic
pinklicious97 8 months ago
@raigen93 dude, i totally support you on this, and whenever i say that to my friends, they never understand
Lyricliner 8 months ago
I'll wait for it on dvd so i can see the director's butt
jv9ufxcy 8 months ago
Nice.
MegaHollipop 8 months ago
i love Twilight but this is pretty funny haha
raigen93 8 months ago
@raigen93 Twilight sucks.
johncerasi 8 months ago
@johncerasi ok thats your opinion? and i dont really care, and i like how your trying to be cool and start an argument. ill just let ya know now, your not cool and no one cares what your lame ass opinion is :) thanks
raigen93 8 months ago
@raigen93 Yes, it is my opinion, why did you put that statement in the form of a question? Psh, EVERYONE cares about my opinion, cuz I'm the man. Maybe you should get yo panties out of a bunch and lighten up. Twilight is a piece of shit, it's a cliche and it was terribly written. The only thing worse are the movie adaptations.
johncerasi 8 months ago
@johncerasi obviously not everyone cares about your opinion cause i dont :) and nah, Twilight is pretty amazing, you just think that if you like it, that your gay and its not true, so oh well. i dont really care what you have to say because your lame and like to make people feel bad just because they like something that you dont. :)
raigen93 8 months ago
@raigen93 What if I was gay? You got a problem with that you homophobe? I'm surprised you would think that way considering Edward is most definitely gay.
johncerasi 8 months ago
@johncerasi nope, and i wasnt calling you gay dumbass, i said most guys think that if they like Twilight, that they are gay, but just because you like it, doesnt mean your gay. and nope Edward isnt gay, but it takes one to kno one so since you think hes gay, im gonna take a guess and say that you are gay? :)
raigen93 8 months ago
@raigen93 Maybe if you could structure a sentence using proper English then I would understand what you're saying. "Takes one to know one." I'm going to assume you're a three year old?
johncerasi 8 months ago
@johncerasi nope, im not but im going to guess that you are since you keep on arguing with me. apparently you arent man enough to just drop it and leave me alone, buuut you think your cool so you will prob continue arguing, even though no one cares :) so why dont you go suck a dick? :)
raigen93 8 months ago
@raigen93 But if I didn't continue to argue, I also wouldn't be "man" enough, right? If you want to stop getting cock slapped by my words, then stop responding, don't make some lame ass excuse and pepper it with stupid ass smiley faces.
johncerasi 8 months ago
@johncerasi you can say whatever but your still dumb and dont know what your talking about. Twilight isnt gay, and if you keep saying it is then you are obviously gay then, plus you sound stupid by trying to say that it is gay, so just shut up, k? :) and my smiley faces rule, so u can go blow a chode :)
raigen93 7 months ago
@raigen93 *you're
johncerasi 7 months ago
@johncerasi ok smartass, i know the different between your and you're. its just easier to type "your" for both. stop trying to look cool by trying to make me look dumb because as we all know by now, you are not cool at all so u can stop anytime now
raigen93 7 months ago
@raigen93 That just makes you look dumb.
johncerasi 7 months ago
@johncerasi nah, not really. a lot of ppl do that actually, so im not the only one who does it. and "you're" one to talk by calling me dumb, haha
raigen93 7 months ago
@raigen93 All of the Nazis followed Hitler. Did that make it right?
johncerasi 7 months ago
@johncerasi that was their own stupidity by following Hitler, but I dont see where "you're" going with it
raigen93 7 months ago
kimi xD
MsIMissHim 8 months ago
Hey Peter it's me, Kimi.
bboyreks 8 months ago
FAP to your FAKE girlfriend
coolband12 8 months ago 12
Lulz....JUST like the rest of the Twifart saga :) Full of shit! Awesome parody.
JulianneSparrow2 8 months ago
wow, this sucked shit. go fart to death you nitwit fuck.
avalita139607 8 months ago
LOL! Bella's all "FRANK AND BEANS!"
wrathofautumn 8 months ago
Thay do not talk like that!
MegaSusanstar 8 months ago
this is stupid!!
spemka 8 months ago
I am entertained by these paradies I have been watchign of Breaking Dawn.
pirategirl49 8 months ago
Stupid just stupid and not to mention GROSS
mia94574 8 months ago
How does this fool have over 225,000 subscribers?
Anthem26 8 months ago 2
@Anthem26 do you even got a sense of humor?
adrianlikeskids245 8 months ago
@Anthem26 Probably made fake accounts and subscribed himself.....-_-
BlueSmurfs2345 8 months ago
@Anthem26 Probably made fake accounts and subscribed himself.....-_-
BlueSmurfs2345 8 months ago
retarded...
XxsuccessfulloserxX 8 months ago
Wow, you suck. Fart jokes? Really? LOL I came here because of your imaginary girlfriend. Btw, how is she? Is she getting married to you? Oh right, you can't marry imaginary girlfriends because they aren't real. LOL
Magniton1 8 months ago 7
@Magniton1 LAWL, YOU GOT HIM GOOD! GOOD ONE!!!!!11!!11!one!!1!
johncerasi 8 months ago
'Jacob, where are you going.'
shewhowearsnoshoes 8 months ago
Fart 2 plz??? :D xD
Mr47Rana 8 months ago
XDDD idc what others say this was pretty funny and i hope you do part 2..errrr fart 2
vegasdiamondstudios 8 months ago
Painfully unfunny.
dizzyditz 8 months ago 3
I almost cried with laughter, this is fucking hilarious. As for the haters, they're probably Twilight fans that like Twilight a little TOO much...I always enjoy watching your parodies Coffin. Keep it up!
Merkomedian 8 months ago 19
@Merkomedian Thank you! If you watch any of my Twilight parodies, their fanbase usually don't like them. It's alright, I don't really try to offend them but they get butthurt anyway.
petercoffin 8 months ago 15
@imfromtambunan they invented the logout button, it's for you.
supertribute9 8 months ago
@supertribute9 cool story peter
imfromtambunan 8 months ago
@imfromtambunan Capnawesome fucked your girlfriend.
supertribute9 8 months ago 2
@imfromtambunan prove it.
supertribute9 8 months ago
1:19 - 1:56 lmao
themizzjeffhardy 8 months ago
The only way this movie would be any good is if somebody answered the words "breaking dawn" with "Greet the new day." This would turn a crappy cash-in into something I could really relate to. Who's with me, and who understands the obscure reference?
4tehhorde 8 months ago
LMFAO.
"...I was worried your dad would slip."
bluh1233 8 months ago
This is kind of childish in my opinion....
mIkaela26241 8 months ago 4
this is just amazing.
HasYourLife 8 months ago
i worry he will slip
themizzjeffhardy 8 months ago
is there a fart 2 coming?..
sofievanekjuh 8 months ago 11
@sofievanekjuh Has Twilight been to Taco Bell lately?
petercoffin 8 months ago 21
I would do the female voice. but I don't think I'm really that good. I mean I've always wanted to do that kind of voice thing. I don't know. I love how peter says, If you do this I won't kill ya lmao funny
kstossr 8 months ago
I'll do the female voice. I'd love to date peter. He's so awesome at what he does and he makes me laugh.
kstossr 8 months ago
come up with your own idea's face it you copyed jackfilms
DUSTINdayVIDEOS 8 months ago
hahahahahahaaaaa koooooooooooooooooool xD
denimworks1 8 months ago
Your an ass.And a retard.
mugge121 8 months ago
@mugge121 It's called an asstard. I am an asstard.
petercoffin 8 months ago 54
@mugge121 You are a fangirl. A stupid one.
InsanePickle007 8 months ago
@mugge121 Ironically, you can't spell. You're
BandolAFL 8 months ago
THIS IS AMAZING <3 ahhh
justjoking123456 8 months ago
Ahahahaha!!! I love it!! This just made my morning.
iluvben15 8 months ago
THAT'S AH DISGUSTING-AH.
HelenaaMarie 8 months ago
haha so funny!
daydreamerkatie 8 months ago
fart jokes.... em.... :/
juakinote 8 months ago
hahaha
SuperEd86 8 months ago
Never watched Twilight at all... but now i fuckin love it
BobbySoRandom 8 months ago
It was good, but the New Moon parody was better.
alabmakkdurbt 8 months ago
@alabmakkdurbt I take that as a compliment to both, thank you very much.
petercoffin 8 months ago
Not as great as his other trailer parody, but.... I'm immature enough to burst out laughing with a good poop joke. Lol:)
TheNierd148 8 months ago
the beginning was pretty hilarious but the rest of it... nOPE
varsha1010 8 months ago
That is just soooo not funny :/
MHaberer 8 months ago 6
This made me cry with laughter :')
Bubble734 8 months ago
Wasn't as funny as I was hoping. The rhasta abortionist was the best! :D
brigidthescourage 8 months ago 2
toilet entertainment! xD
Schmidteren 8 months ago
decent :P
aalleezzzz 8 months ago
LMAO!! Funny as hell!
MichaelWarbux 8 months ago
lmao that is sooo funny!
XLovelyMeX23 8 months ago
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Hey Peter, what happened to your girl friend? I haven't heard about her in a while ;)
dapker 8 months ago 2
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dapker 8 months ago
damn now i need to poo
EazyslashD 8 months ago
Hahaha. xD
marvin264 8 months ago
Not ok....
5033ray 8 months ago
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I smell the plot of this movie, tasty
Randomntn 8 months ago
High brow comedy be damned! I always love a good fart joke. Man, Bella is so immature and inconsiderate. The least she could do is go outside when she toots her shit pipe.
kevinbrueck 8 months ago
I still think Auto-tuned old people is one of the funniest videos ever.
ReannaExplosion 8 months ago
haha i dont think ANYONE can keep a straight face while watching this ^.^
wonderzlilsisrulez 8 months ago
Yes because fart jokes are so funny. -.-
UrMomIsClockLike 8 months ago 26
@UrMomIsClockLike
amen to tht bc they rlly r (lyk heck they r)
pinklicious97 8 months ago
:P
thesatanvlogs 8 months ago
You ain't got nothing on blueberry hill!
anzwertree 8 months ago
disliked for "if this is Bella's best prank ever, you should click like" also, not that funny in general
aavindraa 8 months ago
Geez bella that stinks
AIDSCrocodile 8 months ago
ok?
greengreen21kesha 8 months ago
I saw the shitty one were it was like your invited
zachary592 8 months ago
of course he just takes off his shirt.
captainclayman 8 months ago 2
peter i love you and your trashy-depressing style. but honestly, this was a bit crappy. neither surrealistic. i'm sorry
soscot 8 months ago
twilight proves that idiots like shiny things
xXMuNkAyBoIXx 8 months ago
Brilliant!
Ads209 8 months ago
This was stupid.
KimSantiagoOfficial 8 months ago
Great stuff Peter!
DarthRic1979 8 months ago
approved for people still hanging on lmao brilliant
RussTheBasker 8 months ago
No offense the other vids were funnier this one was kinda gay