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  • this is so retarded.

  • this is just fuckin retarded ...

  • Disgusting! It's not even funny!

  • Jesus, I hate Twilight. Kinda cheesy vid, but great concept. Might have to order the shirt, just to piss my roommate off. lol. Thanks man.

  • HORRIBLE

  • this was pretty good

  • They other one was funnier. I didn't even laugh. : | 

  • Im totally taking a shit right now, and its still a better love story then twilight

  • Damn funny!!

  • Hey apple!

  • @ potatochipXL hm....must be one of those darn hardcore twilight fans....

  • Oh god, i nearly died. MY SIDES. Great job peter :D

  • 1:13 edward's like 'no comment'

  • oh my god...youtube changed the look again??!! O.o

  • this is not a phase! this is who I am Edward!

  • Fart one! LOL!

  • It sucks. You suck!

  • Lol

  • Lol

  • XD

  • OH MY SON GOD ITS DIRTY TOILET PAPER

  • HAHAAH!!!

  • Sorry. Rastabortionist was way funnier!

  • ..............................­.wtf

  • i think i just died. that was amazing :) <3

  • Edward's reaction to "I can't handle you spying on my dad when he showers" was priceless.

  • Go Fart One! lol. XD

  • ohmigodyou'reagenius

  • pobre pendejo esta pesimo k te coja edward fucking maricon

  • I do not like twilight. This not funny. I don't get why anyone would find farts and sh#t funny. I hate that humor and I thought Vampires Suck was bad.

  • @westcountrygirl379 qqqqqqqquat whyyyyyy

  • LOL

  • Makes more sense than normal twilight :D

  • 221 fangirls came and thumbed down and told their parents about how your a meanie

  • wow you have created so many accounts to write in comments :o

  • LOL

  • Press 6 continuous then release it after 2 seconds. Thumbs up if you enjoyed. xD

  • keep pressing 6 for a barking seal vomiting out a tv remote

  • xD

  • Moar twilight parodys, thesea are hilarious.

  • god, you're not even funny.

  • @potatochipXL If you don't think it's funny, fuck off. It's stupid, but it's humor. Not everybody HAS to have the same opinion as you, you dumbass bastard. Stop trolling

  • @ZombehKenny woah, woah. calm down. peter, stop making accounts to hate on people who think you're retarded.

  • @potatochipXL very fucking funny asshole. and just to let you know, south park totally tops.

  • @potatochipXL god your so retarded

  • @OWLCITYSTHEBEST you're*

  • @potatochipXL Neither is his girlfriend.

  • @MrXGLWalker his fake one?

  • Jacob where are you going

  • Oh God that was funny O_O its been like 25 minutes since i first watched it and im STILL LMFAO.

  • THIS IS NOT A PHASE, THIS IS WHO I AM EDWARD!!!!! lmfao

  • Im obsessed with Twilight... but c'mon.... this is just GENIUS!

  • You'll never find out tho! Bell. Lol

  • I can't stop laughing when he says "Jacob, where are you going?" XD

  • Did petercoffin make the song at 1:40? Is there an extended version? I like it

  • @XxSuperShadicxX It's actually from Incompetech!

  • @XxSuperShadicxX its called spazzmatic polka

  • True fact: Kristen Stewart actually farts cash. Sorry to burst any bubbles.

  • i love when jacob comes running out

  • TWILIGHT SUCKKKSS!

  • I was gonna fuck her until now,now she's just nasty :P LAWL

  • crap

  • Hahaha Fart 1 XD

  • kimi? :o

  • YOU'RE THE AWESOMEST!!!

  • Isnt as hhalf as funny as the new moon and eclipse parodies.

  • WHATTA??? THATSA DISGUSTINGA!

  • "this is not a phase, this is who i am Edward!"

    classic

  • @raigen93 dude, i totally support you on this, and whenever i say that to my friends, they never understand

  • I'll wait for it on dvd so i can see the director's butt

  • Nice.

  • i love Twilight but this is pretty funny haha

  • @raigen93 Twilight sucks. 

  • @johncerasi ok thats your opinion? and i dont really care, and i like how your trying to be cool and start an argument. ill just let ya know now, your not cool and no one cares what your lame ass opinion is :) thanks

  • @raigen93 Yes, it is my opinion, why did you put that statement in the form of a question? Psh, EVERYONE cares about my opinion, cuz I'm the man. Maybe you should get yo panties out of a bunch and lighten up. Twilight is a piece of shit, it's a cliche and it was terribly written. The only thing worse are the movie adaptations.

  • @johncerasi obviously not everyone cares about your opinion cause i dont :) and nah, Twilight is pretty amazing, you just think that if you like it, that your gay and its not true, so oh well. i dont really care what you have to say because your lame and like to make people feel bad just because they like something that you dont. :)

  • @raigen93 What if I was gay? You got a problem with that you homophobe? I'm surprised you would think that way considering Edward is most definitely gay.

  • @johncerasi nope, and i wasnt calling you gay dumbass, i said most guys think that if they like Twilight, that they are gay, but just because you like it, doesnt mean your gay. and nope Edward isnt gay, but it takes one to kno one so since you think hes gay, im gonna take a guess and say that you are gay? :)

  • @raigen93 Maybe if you could structure a sentence using proper English then I would understand what you're saying. "Takes one to know one." I'm going to assume you're a three year old?

  • @johncerasi nope, im not but im going to guess that you are since you keep on arguing with me. apparently you arent man enough to just drop it and leave me alone, buuut you think your cool so you will prob continue arguing, even though no one cares :) so why dont you go suck a dick? :)

  • @raigen93 But if I didn't continue to argue, I also wouldn't be "man" enough, right? If you want to stop getting cock slapped by my words, then stop responding, don't make some lame ass excuse and pepper it with stupid ass smiley faces.

  • @johncerasi you can say whatever but your still dumb and dont know what your talking about. Twilight isnt gay, and if you keep saying it is then you are obviously gay then, plus you sound stupid by trying to say that it is gay, so just shut up, k? :) and my smiley faces rule, so u can go blow a chode :)

  • @raigen93 *you're

  • @johncerasi ok smartass, i know the different between your and you're. its just easier to type "your" for both. stop trying to look cool by trying to make me look dumb because as we all know by now, you are not cool at all so u can stop anytime now

  • @raigen93 That just makes you look dumb.

  • @johncerasi nah, not really. a lot of ppl do that actually, so im not the only one who does it. and "you're" one to talk by calling me dumb, haha

  • @raigen93 All of the Nazis followed Hitler. Did that make it right?

  • @johncerasi that was their own stupidity by following Hitler, but I dont see where "you're" going with it

  • kimi xD

  • Hey Peter it's me, Kimi.

  • FAP to your FAKE girlfriend 

  • Lulz....JUST like the rest of the Twifart saga :) Full of shit! Awesome parody.

  • wow, this sucked shit. go fart to death you nitwit fuck.

  • LOL! Bella's all "FRANK AND BEANS!"

  • Thay do not talk like that!

  • this is stupid!! 

  • I am entertained by these paradies I have been watchign of Breaking Dawn.

  • Stupid just stupid and not to mention GROSS

  • How does this fool have over 225,000 subscribers?

  • @Anthem26 do you even got a sense of humor?

  • @Anthem26 Probably made fake accounts and subscribed himself.....-_-

  • @Anthem26 Probably made fake accounts and subscribed himself.....-_-

  • retarded...

  • Wow, you suck. Fart jokes? Really? LOL I came here because of your imaginary girlfriend. Btw, how is she? Is she getting married to you? Oh right, you can't marry imaginary girlfriends because they aren't real. LOL

  • @Magniton1 LAWL, YOU GOT HIM GOOD! GOOD ONE!!!!!11!!11!one!!1!

  • 'Jacob, where are you going.'

  • Fart 2 plz??? :D xD

  • XDDD idc what others say this was pretty funny and i hope you do part 2..errrr fart 2

  • Painfully unfunny.

  • I almost cried with laughter, this is fucking hilarious. As for the haters, they're probably Twilight fans that like Twilight a little TOO much...I always enjoy watching your parodies Coffin. Keep it up!

  • @Merkomedian Thank you! If you watch any of my Twilight parodies, their fanbase usually don't like them. It's alright, I don't really try to offend them but they get butthurt anyway.

  • @imfromtambunan they invented the logout button, it's for you.

  • @supertribute9 cool story peter

  • @imfromtambunan Capnawesome fucked your girlfriend.

  • @imfromtambunan prove it.

  • 1:19 - 1:56 lmao

  • The only way this movie would be any good is if somebody answered the words "breaking dawn" with "Greet the new day." This would turn a crappy cash-in into something I could really relate to. Who's with me, and who understands the obscure reference?

  • LMFAO.

    "...I was worried your dad would slip."

  • This is kind of childish in my opinion....

  • this is just amazing.

  • i worry he will slip

  • is there a fart 2 coming?..

  • @sofievanekjuh Has Twilight been to Taco Bell lately?

  • I would do the female voice. but I don't think I'm really that good. I mean I've always wanted to do that kind of voice thing. I don't know. I love how peter says, If you do this I won't kill ya lmao funny

  • I'll do the female voice. I'd love to date peter. He's so awesome at what he does and he makes me laugh.

  • come up with your own idea's face it you copyed jackfilms

  • hahahahahahaaaaa koooooooooooooooooool xD

  • Your an ass.And a retard.

  • @mugge121 It's called an asstard. I am an asstard.

  • @mugge121 You are a fangirl. A stupid one.

  • @mugge121 Ironically, you can't spell.  You're

  • THIS IS AMAZING <3 ahhh

  • Ahahahaha!!! I love it!! This just made my morning.

  • THAT'S AH DISGUSTING-AH.

  • haha so funny!

    

  • fart jokes.... em.... :/

  • hahaha

  • Never watched Twilight at all... but now i fuckin love it

  • It was good, but the New Moon parody was better.

  • @alabmakkdurbt I take that as a compliment to both, thank you very much.

  • Not as great as his other trailer parody, but.... I'm immature enough to burst out laughing with a good poop joke. Lol:)

  • the beginning was pretty hilarious but the rest of it... nOPE

  • That is just soooo not funny :/

  • This made me cry with laughter :')

  • Wasn't as funny as I was hoping. The rhasta abortionist was the best! :D

  • toilet entertainment! xD

  • decent :P

  • LMAO!! Funny as hell!

  • lmao that is sooo funny!

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  • damn now i need to poo

  • Hahaha. xD

  • Not ok....

  • High brow comedy be damned! I always love a good fart joke. Man, Bella is so immature and inconsiderate. The least she could do is go outside when she toots her shit pipe.

  • I still think Auto-tuned old people is one of the funniest videos ever.

  • haha i dont think ANYONE can keep a straight face while watching this ^.^

  • Yes because fart jokes are so funny. -.-

  • @UrMomIsClockLike

    amen to tht bc they rlly r (lyk heck they r)

  • :P

  • You ain't got nothing on blueberry hill!

  • disliked for "if this is Bella's best prank ever, you should click like" also, not that funny in general

  • Geez bella that stinks

  • ok?

    

  • I saw the shitty one were it was like your invited

  • of course he just takes off his shirt.

  • peter i love you and your trashy-depressing style. but honestly, this was a bit crappy. neither surrealistic. i'm sorry

  • twilight proves that idiots like shiny things

  • Brilliant!

  • This was stupid.

  • Great stuff Peter!

  • approved for people still hanging on lmao brilliant

  • No offense the other vids were funnier this one was kinda gay