Valve hates us - TF2 Hats - Part 4

[HuNt3RXD2]

poor enginer :(

[heriticflames]

looks like engi had

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death by chocolate

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAAAA

[captaineince]

Whats wrong with the hotrod....I like it 0-0

[Choconight]

@captaineince Nothings wrong with it. If you look at his inventory, though, he already has one. So he wasted 3 refined and a hat to get a repeat hat.

[kaboom0Gvids]

2 hats make 2 hats? hax

[BonkHazard]

@kaboom0Gvids *calls Dr.Hax*

Dr.Hax:HAAAAAAAX*hits CBS with computer*

CBS:Gaah Piss!

[LOLGmod]

I feel the same. Not with the hats, its the item drop system im pissed off with

[DigitalFuse]

@theprofitablehomo955 Give me all your hats then.

[theprofitablehobo955]

Who cares about hats???

[BonkHazard]

@theprofitablehobo955 some hats are set items that if you collect the whole set you might get a bonus Stat use your head for Explosion's sake

[MrShnoxdog]

Why don't you stop crafting random things and craft something you know will turn out good?

[Incognitus7]

You dont discard hats, you craft them.

Cmon, Valve loves you!

*Trollface*

[pikminster]

KILLER CHOCLATE!

[LonTAR777]

Chocolate Brutal Sniper .

[SmackThatBunny]

Sniper Must Have Been Hungry

[GFBNews]

help me get Replay hat doods - /watch?v=ucbx2Bptfic

[InuyashaGirl7291]

Well thank god there's trading now.

[vN1C0v]

The fuck is tf2

[jackofblades94]

stop complaining boy.

use your spare hats to trade.

[haidenblayde]

My first hat was a (now vintage) Triboniophorous Tyrannus. I got it within the first half hour of playing.

[Incognitus7]

Eh, my first hat craft was a towering pillar of hats, so not bad for a start eh?

[AlbertTheFinal]

i don't craft hats... beacouse i know how's gonna end, (never craft a hat btw) i take my ref. in a trade plaza search some good hats n' trade. i get a original anger some day ago. and i love it!

[iGetPoints]

and then tf2 trading came to help....

[Leafblade363]

The CBS must of frozen the dalahokohs bar for just such an occasion.

[freshzombiepie]

If you fail at crafting, STOP. take a breather, sleep on it, and try again in the morning. Otherwise this will happen; the slow, horrible decent of fail will kill you.... with chocolate. :P

[Ruptur3X]

@freshzombiepie Give us a in depth guide for keys please..

keys..

THEY ARE RUINING MY LIFEEEEE

[MykeMetyll]

Poor Scout.

[roxer999]

can some one help me with a problem i have about finding items.

i play around 3-4 hours TF2 a day and i havent found a single item since the past 5 days. before i bought anny thing from the mann co. store i was finding items all the time

and now i get items only from achievements

if you know how to fix it please tell me.

[MrArtem99]

what the song 00:40??

[Cynderfan35]

@MrArtem99

Combustible edison - millionaire's holiday

[iornmaden101]

Well that was.

*puts glasses on*

Quite a sugar rush.

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Lizasteel625]

Dude. Go to a trade server before you blow up the earth

[Ashedown]

I'm Grizzly vet too, and never found a hat, it is statistically impossible, but true, over 580 hours played, no hats, well, not no hats, I've crafted a few, and have some other promotional hats, but never found one by the drop system.

[Gorbatsjov666]

The mini-sentry is fucktastic!

[FRAzierGUY1276AD]

lol, why were the past three parts in some different language, when now it's in english?

[SpitFireShorts]

0:34

i guess you could say

*puts on sun glasses*

that was death by chocolate

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHH!

[dragon2000200]

@SpitFireShorts no, this is better:

guess his death was,

*puts on sunglasses*

pretty sweet.

YYYEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[HuntForWaffles]

How can you not play as engie >:C

[ninjatroels]

But.. The Hotrod is so cool!

[collieyard]

i get angry because i never get a hat

[herbabotomusfilms]

what the song i know it millonares holday but with the singing girl

[therock557]

Olol, I have VINTAGE TOWERING PILLAR!

[leonderprofie123]

How to kill a human with chocolate ?

[Zk2500]

@leonderprofie123 Freeze it to -50 degress celsius and sharpen it.

[leonderprofie123]

@Zk2500 the chocolate don't look like freeze.

[DarkPatro56]

@leonderprofie123 By making random drop system drop this item more than once

[kingcat0721]

@leonderprofie123 Put them in a diabetic coma.Duh.

[chandlerj333]

@leonderprofie123 diabeetus

[VojaMaster]

@leonderprofie123 it´s a poisonous chocolate.

[ultrarast]

Christian The brutal sniper is lucky and killed the unlucky engineer

[ShutsmanAndTetters]

CHRISTIAN BRUTAL SNIPER!!

[fristajluch]

how much for your earbuds?

[LimanCow]

can i have one of ur mining lights or camera beards?

[mixedgamer123]

Review of all 4 parts:

...

Part 1: ObviousEngineer rage from a failed craft

Part 2: Engineer turned into a pipe bomb after another failed craft

Part 3: Engineer turned into a nuke after ANOTHER fail

Part 4: Engineer was about to turn into a doomsday bomb to end the world, but then CBS stabbed him to save the day (and to get Engineer's moddest assesment)

[Tr8erO]

Poor, poor scout ):

[bunbunjohn]

I laughed my ass off when he crafted a hotrod then points his cursor to it XD

[SparksLoog]

Trade 1:1 for a hat you like. One mans trash is another's treasure.

[TheShooter964]

LOL! Didn't the earth explode after engineer gets mad?

[Willindor]

Now I hate CBS for interrupting a musical masterpiece.

[AsterDXZ]

Son, Im bout to blow that dumb look right off your stupid face!

[aenlleinj]

this is a noob qwestion but what is idle plz respond

[Controlfreak9989]

Looks like CBS has greater luck than vagineer

[OmegaZero000]

damn with a chocolate bar

[dropdead156]

thank god for trading no if I craft a hat I already had I know I can trade it for more metal to make more hats in an infinite loop of nothing oh well its still fun

[PlastBlast]

I love how CBS kills engie with A DALOKOSH BAR.

[AZALONG1]

So kids today's lesson is: Always play christian brutal sniper's theme if your gonna craft hats

[TheSidecharacter]

Death by chocolate

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

i would so lol if he got a mining light again

[staecrh]

I started playing team fortress 2 a month ago. Right now I have 2 pieces of refined and a reclaimed, but after watching these, I'm too scarded to craft a hat D:

[el3m2tigre]

@staecrh This was back when there was barely any hats. There's a good chance to get a nice hat now.

[staecrh]

@el3m2tigre funny you should reply just now. i just crafted my first hat, and got engies handsome hair, which i am very happy about.

[el3m2tigre]

@staecrh Congrats. I just crafted the hetman's headpiece. Not as fancy as yours but it's still something :D

[salemarde]

the first hat i ever got was the brigade helmet

[WolfSweetie64]

I swear to god these episodes were the funniest tf2 stuff I have ever seen.

[EdgeHead293]

i will listen millionaire's holiday to get good hat

[timerider4]

But how many hours did you put in since hats were added? I've got a Merc medal cause I started (the PC version) at the Sniper vs Spy update, but I've got 2170 hours since then.

And Engineer is my most played. :P

[ChinCaritalove]

how many hats engi can get?

[thechosen669]

this happens while u see those rich bastards on tf2 get an unusual on their first crate...

[RThomasCade]

i PISSED MYSELF.

[hugosmit1998]

the first hat that i got was the geisha boy. the second one ye olde baker boy

[TheTruth158]

The hat that CBS got was my very first hat I got in tf2 :0

[KaribTheFirst]

too much AAAAAAAAAAAAA ouch my ears

[Furrykid10]

i got the beanie for the pyro while idling

[mnvfdw]

can u give me one of ur hats? :3

[Shadow8omb]

*Something about Dalokohs Bar*

[leofromvgcats]

i has the same sept its vintage :P

[sqrlaway0]

I have a Pavlovian response to the Ride of the Valkyries thanks to being woken up by it every finals week. As in I practically fell out of my fucking chair. Goddammit, KTM.

[FreakinOcelot]

noble asessment deserves a YAAAAHH?

[TheZeroAccount]

@chris141006 its possible for CBS to kill anyone with anything

[chris141066]

How can you kill somebody with a Dalokohs Bar?

[lok687]

well, it took me months to finaly find my self a spy helmet since crafting came my helmets have gone from 9 to 2 of em...

[Metrulizer]

I found a Defiant Spartan today.

I spent ten minutes celebrating with a retarded cheer.

[EksCelle]

Death by chocolate. CBS Is plain fucking awesome, Engie.

[Jaref]

Did my first metal hat craft and got a Texas Ten Gallon. And Engineer is the class I play the most =D

[monstercombo007]

he is so brutal, he can kill someone with a chocolate bar =D

[GeneralNobody]

Even in your non-brutal sniper videos, he managed to hit a random scout with his thrown object xD

[OwnedFromEt]

yesterday i crafted my second hat, i got a texas ten gallon which i already had >.> so i decided to craft it with another hat and then i got the heavy cranium thingy hat

i so raged becouse of that...

[1993Sorrow]

I´ve played TF2 for 2 and a half years now. I´VE ONLY FOUND ONE HAT AND THAT WAS 3 WEEKS AGO >: (

SCREW YOU VALVE!!!

[CryingBabiesOfHell]

did sniper killed engineer with chocolate ?

[MrMatttMan1]

I crafted 4 hats before all for demo and heavy the 2 classes i dont play fucking great.

[TheShooter964]

is this craft really happend?

[sirrington]

Hotrods are pretty valuable now

[SuperMonkey94]

at least your not poor and irish

[bonkscout]

i never craft i trade ^^

[irishtrash15]

Only Christian Brutal Sniper can kill with a bar of chocolate :D

[Yubel468]

@irishtrash15 Only Christian Brutal Sniper can re-do divisions by 0

[BBNick76]

Correction. Valve hats you.

[rayane181297]

should make a 5th one with engie find that god dawmn miner hat but instead of nuking gmod it does a ultra CASANOVA !!!!

[HiragaSaitoZero]

Old times when Trade mode doesnt exist...

[XxillusionSx]

X * Y + 3.14

[ThePhgames]

OMG What Kind Of Chocolate IS THAT?

[thezebracakes]

and this is why u NEVER do this unless you have 2 of the hat

[RoCkInGbAs]

ur busted keithuzadmadness, i watched ur steam tf2 statics, it says u play engineer the most :o zomg ftw lmao lol



[Cosplayer009]

One chocolate a day keeps Mining Helms away!

[skellington15]

0:31

STFU, Engie.

[kulja32]

Here we are sitting and somewhat feeling sad for him, i took a look in his backpack and, well to say it like this, im not feeling quite sorry for him anymore :P

[peterdowftw]

LOOKS LIKE THIS GAME. HAS BECOME A FAGGOT HAT COLLECTING GAME!

[JLaxification]

YAAAH!!

[GameStuffVideo]

lol fact 6 over 3 years of gaming i have only gotten 3 hats and 2 only yesterday

[999998444]

hey look kids he didnt pull a quarter out of his ear, he pulled out a bar of chocalate?

[kulja32]

Lol everytime christian brutal sniper throws away one of his weapons, he hits a scout.

(XD 4 mining lights. I didnt want to do this but... TROLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL)

[KillerFinland]

my first hat craft was Familiar Fez! :D

[coolchillrock]

There's a simple way to always have good hats and not have bad ones. Only craft hats you have duplicates of. Same with weapons.

[RezoLP]

yay for my Tyrant's Helmet >:D

[SuperGeneralD]

so many facts, Gabe do this 'cause you're famouse... sorry bro

[sandwicheater2000]

HOLY CRAP it christian brutal sniper! and he killed (with chocolete in the ear) nuken engineer and crafted new hat. Lol nice

[Chikunnism]

You have 3 bill hats... I hate you...

[mnkyboy214]

Christian brutal sniper pwned engi with a dalhokos bar!

[MO77H3W]

i thought those hates were ok

[Foxhack]

Out of five hats I've crafted over the years, three have been Pyro hats. My first craft was the fire chief helmet. Then I crafted the Spy's Fedora (awesome!). Then two pyro hats in a row (Attendant, Napper's Respite), and then a demo crown.

I barely play any of those classes. :( I always get Pyro stuff from crates and hat crafts. Agh. I traded the attendant, napper's respite and demo crown for stuff I'll actually USE.

[13DogKiller]

you had 3 spys ;)

[AlphaAGENT144]

you guys do know the christian brutal sniper is playable in the "Saxton Haaaaaaale!" boss battle mod right?

[GLaDvMan]

Mean while in Trade land...

[Vehlman]

Lmao NAOW HERES TRADING SHIT COMING! you could have got a LOT of good hats with those v.hotrods and wasted hats.

[masterofsomthin]

So many off-screen Scout deaths, so little time

[Exccentrous1]

Upside: Now you can trade

Downside: Everyone's an idiot, and that's now your problem.

[VegasSpartan]

And Valve fucking wonders why people idle...

[infernai]

It wasn't because of the right crafting items that the game allowed the hat to be made while Christian Brutal Sniper was crafting.....The game just knows not to piss him off.

[DeathToTehFurries]

Problem, mate?

[MrTheone7410]

The end of the world will be when 3 refined metals with a class token equal more scrap

[13DogKiller]

you had 3 camara beards so you had spy :)

[Qman358]

This is why the tf2 store was invented

[BillzhereImeanpillz]

kelthuzadmadness are you implying that i blare the music that christian brutal sniper plays when he murders someone,,,TO GET A GOOD HAT?!?

[dropdead156]

thank god for trading

[ataraxic89]

well now we can trade so its all good.

[ShadowSSB]

LOL

[gingermaster100]

I can top that, I've been playing it a long time YET I'VE NEVER GOT A HAT! >:(

[MrHOLYSHIT04]

I remember my first hat it was the Trophy Belt but I never touch the sniper class button at all.

[BLAKxRAYN]

I've played for quite a while anddidn't get a SINGLE random hat drop.

WTF valve??

[leftfordead927]

sniper pwns engineer in crafting (how ironic)

[GotCoop]

My first hat was Pyro's Brigade helm (pyro is one of my least played) good hat for a class I hardly use

[TxFKenji]

my first hat wus texas ten gallon :3

[stunnerwwe9897]

LOLOLOL

[deadfrogfoot]

thats why idling is bad, it gives you shit hats and makes you make shit hats

[SirCheeseface]

Somebody give him a real hat.

[CastawayLegend]

Choclate Kills lol

[TheBurnerGuy]

rip idling

[Matimoo]

That's what happens if you put chocolate in the fridge for like a week xD

[InteractiveBUD]

Please make one for the new treasure hats. Please these are so great and I'm subscribed to you :P

[QwertzTV]

you are so stupid xD

[DiabolicLunchbox]

Christian Brutal Sniper's music here reminds me of Spy Fox.

[wwatheman]

Dammit *facepalm*

[Fortesque32]

WHATAHELL?!?CRAFTING 2 HOTRODS?!?!? GAY FAIL!!!

[temyi75]

omg, I never thought KelThusadMadness is a hat-whore. They're worthless, forget about them. Tf2 is hell of a FPS, enjoy it, don't be like 8-year-old retarded hat collectors.

Забей, карочи.

[SegaMario]

DON'T IDLE YOU IDLE WHORES, YOU'RE SUCKING THE WORLD OF FOSSIL FUELS!!

[iMakeThingsTV]

i would ROFLMFAO if he crafted the hotrods and got a mining light

[AdventurerOfOblivion]

I favorited this

[SuperGeneralD]

what would happen in Valve hate us - TF2 Hats Part 5?

Painis Cupcake? Vagineer? Spyper? Spygeneer?

[ThePimpachu1]

@SuperGeneralD

spyper is minifett's >:/

[SnipR1980]

i have 500 hours with TF2, 3 with pyro

My 1st hat:pyros beanie

2nd:briagde helm

crafted together:BRIGADE HELM!

idled for 12 hours: PYROS BEANIE:

crafted together: HATLESS ENGINEER! WTF? 3 hour w pyro 9 w engi...and 259 w spy but i never had a spy hat until i craft together 4 refined+L'etranger (familiar fez) :D

[ThePimpachu1]

@SnipR1980

but... but...

i have almost 170 hours on pyro :<

gimme D:

[SuperPoop728]

Sniper looks constipated at 0:33.

[GameNovo]

Your equipment is not bad...You got Vintage weapons at page 4 and thats good.

Srsly,You dont need hars.

[007foppe]

sniper saved the day no nuclear things happening :S

[RoflcoptersHigh]

you have the worst luck

[bmar896]

0:40 whats the song?