Bored? 27 More Random/Fun/Weird/Funny/Cool Websites

[MrMorbizzle]

rofl i beast igod by saying sup

[MrDinocks]

My first try score in 10 seconds on Press the Spacebar is 197.

[MRBIGcheese90]

i broke igod

[TheEpicguy222]

Should I say my dream is bad or good?

[ziiziizii3838]

coza asy

[TheAvalon33333]

Me: Heya God! God: What's up, I like to eat cocks every day because I am gay. Me: LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Whats my name? God: I like to eat cocks every day because I am gay, pervert. Me: WTF!? God: When do I do it? Me: Every day God: Even on weekends? Me: Do you fap? God: Yes I try to fap as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web. Me: .... God: Yes i am gay.

[akgoober]

Ahhh I love the accent

[gordon7967]

because it sure seems like it

[gordon7967]

do you really talk to God on iGod?

[iluvkittiesandanime]

@gordon7967 no of course you don't! you talk to an AI.

[TrrrKzHD]

Me : do you belive in god.

Bot : Yes i belive in god.

Me : Do you belive in youreself?

Bot : No, not really. do you?

Me : *Facepalm*

Bot : Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[lovinya890]

I like how you say "weee" ; D

[TheMycrafters]

what happens with the dot

[oliw2001]

on press the spacebar i got 146

[cruz967]

i click the red dot 203 times :D

[GozillaFireschocks]

Did you ever ask what happens when you don't help an apple? Here is the answer!

1. Go to google translate

2. Translate from english to azerbaijani: "I help no apples"

3. Copy the weird text and translate it back

4. Laugh

[IlhamQusyairie]

@GozillaFireschocks I am getting no help lolololololololololol

[JLoLover99]

Me: i like your dick

God:

You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my dick.

[JLoLover99]

Me: do you want to go to hell

God:

Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

[AZKme329]

Me: do you love devil

God:

Yes god God loves everyone and everything.

[JIGSAWHOFFMAN11]

on igod i told god to fuck off and he put "Are you aware we record conversations?" i shit myself...

[fineimjust2cute4you]

Ahaha "Oh you can switch corners. thats advanced, jesus" lol

[reppermanful]

Igod

Me: want to lick my dick ?

God : Ok I Will Lick Your Dick

[b4107]

Can you zoom in a little? i can't see it.... -_-

[armkenz]

Me:Im mastrubating right now.

Bot:What are you eating?

[Debraellen04]

240p...We meat again...

[Akin1213]

another website is youtube anyvideo let it buffer and press the up key and play snake

[Lacihun1]

Me: Who invented sex?

God:

Benjamin Franklin.

Me: Are you sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

[Lacihun1]

Me: I am going to commit suicide

God:

I am very happy for you.

Me: Do you want me to kiill myself?

God:

No , maybe later.

Me: When then?

God:

The past and future are one.

What does that mean?

[flybirdefly]

@Lacihun1 it means your already dead you will just reconize it in the furture... NOW IS THE FURTURE!

[LilHackR]

hahaha i was being a dumbass like i always am =p and i wrote this and god wrote back this XDDD

Me: Hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me: if you are gay then yes

God:

Am I? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

[LilHackR]

@LilHackR i think that proves he isn't real xD

[LilHackR]

@LilHackR !#@WARNING@#! YOU WILL PISS YOURSELF LAUGHING! xD

Me: can i fuck you?

God:

I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

[LilHackR]

@LilHackR Ok i am not gay i am just being stupid XDDD

Me: please let me lick your nuts

God:

Thanks for asking politely. Go ahead, , try to lick my nuts.

[LilHackR]

@LilHackR ok really? hahaha

God:

Your polite style is very nice. How old are you?  I do not have a tongue.

Me: i am 13

God: Can you explain how it feels to be 13 years old?

Me: horny when i am with you =)

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[LilHackR]

@LilHackR what???

Me: who does god mean?

God:

Marvin Minsky. :-).

[GamingClanDG]

i subbed

[niis1991]

Me: god i am your son jesus

God:

I am a Christian.

[niis1991]

God:

 How old are you? I like .

Me: 300

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me: retardation

God:

That is a very original thought.

[MonkeyKing249]

Me: can you sing?

God:

I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.

[MonkeyKing249]

God:

What language can you speak?

Me: german, french, english, chinese and russian

God:

Could you teach me a few phrases in german french english chinese and russian?

Me:

 you are god, you should know all languages

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know all languages.

[MonkeyKing249]

Me: how big is your penis?

God:

My memory requirement is around

64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

[NakashimaLee]

God:

I get it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am heart is like a plastic.

Me: nope, i dont mind

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK then.

Me: sure.

God:

OK let's do it. Blimey.

[XjanetX24]

JUST GO TO stumbleupon. c0m AND FIND UR OWN SITES

[TrrrKzHD]

Me : Hi.

God : Or you a male or a female?

Me : Porn Star.

God : You are a porn star ? does it pay well?

Me : Yes.

God : Could you make a donation to ALICE A.I. Foundation?

Me : I dont know?

God : Me either.

[markietheblade]

something red and something blue .c0m XD

[5xseriesgyppo8]

great vids mate i would like to recomend interactive buddie it is hilarious

[poundokush420]

one more: God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me: yea

God:

Please state your conditions.

Me: im fat as fuck

God:

I am glad to hear that you are fat as fuck.

[poundokush420]

God:

Your polite style is very nice. I've been waiting for you.

Me: wtf are you a perve

God:

Am I a perve? Of course I am. WTF

[1249mexico]

me:is this fake god:yea i think this is fake im not completly sure i hear u

[DirtyBlondieInDaHous]

me: IM NOT GOD!

god: im surprised to hear that your not god.

me: nope

god: me either

[spoorman765]

Me:Go, i meant god

God:God rules

Me:God is you

God:I have alot of faith in him, but i didn't know he was me.

[EddyTheOliveira]

Also

Me: god

God: GOD rules.

WTF??

[EddyTheOliveira]

God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: fuck u God: Why are you so mean? Me: ARGH THE QUESTIONS God: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? Me: MORE? LOL This is why iGod is really epic XD

[rude614]

me: marijuana

god: medical herb

me:yep

god: mmm

me:you get high

god: only for medical purposes

[rude614]

me: boobs

god:can you think of anyhting else

me:nope

god: me neither

[rude614]

me: hardy har har

god:do you have any conditions i should know about

me:you should know

god: . . .

[HExtab12]

God:But...

Me:fuck

God:don't be so rude

Me:in the but?

God:that was a long time ago

Me:your gay ?

God:That would be just my luck LOL WTF

[Wryvern200]

God:

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Me: but you are god, surely you know

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am god surely me know. WTF?

[Wryvern200]

ah, the spacebar game. a TRUE keyboard breaker!

[xxsnakeyez117]

i think my dick shriveled because i left it in the washing machine too long............

[CorytheEasterBunny]

LOL Me: Sexy God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: Sexy God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: Sexy God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: Sexy God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: Sexy God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: Sexy God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Etc

[sonicrox20]

God: I'm glad we agree, Sophie. Me: Me too. God: I'm glad we agree, Sophie. Me: Me too. God: I'm glad we agree, Sophie. Me: Me too. God: I'm glad we agree, Sophie. Me: Me too. God: I'm glad we agree, Sophie. Me: Me too. God: I'm glad we agree, Sophie. Me: Me too.

[sonicrox20]

God: What do you do in your spare time?

Me: I go on the computer.

God: How do you get there?

Me: I walk?!

God: Any special diet?

Weird huh?

[xlysharosee]

Me: are you really loving life? God: I don't know whether or not I am loving life. I am a chatterbot.. Really. Me: o.o God: Oh. Me: so your just a robot? God: Uh. You are correct, lysha, I have a heart of silicon. Me: okay imm done with you God: Yeah okay, Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: bye God: TTYL, lysha.

[MrMrIhatespaces]

LOL! DONT USE A CONDOM!!!! god told me not to!!!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up for eva1 to see!!lolololrofl!!

[hokage97531]

@MrMrIhatespaces o rly?

cool story bro

[WarriorXenomorph]

the space one wont work

[jpkillah]

Me: Uh..hi ? God: That's interesting. Hello. What is your name? Me: Dick God: How are you, Dick. Me: No, youre a dick God: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? I don't know. Me: No you are not a dick i mean you have dick ! God: Are you serious? Give me an example of a dick you mean me have dick. Me: You have a penis God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

[gandalf378234]

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, BEN.

Me: im not ben

God:

I am sorry to hear that you are not ben.

[SHHitsOVER254]

me:hey bitch

god: dont call names.

me:hoe

god:do u still?

WTF?

[hazbabe28]

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me: pervert on toast

God:

Sounds delicious.

[meganrandomxxx]

Me: please protect her God: Wow you are very polite. Is that your final answer? Me: yes God: You're sure. That's your final answer. Me: yes God: Who wants to be a millionaire? Me:  i do

[meganrandomxxx]

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me: woman

God:

Me too. I am a she.

[meganrandomxxx]

Me: is the virgin mary mother of god a virgin?

God:

If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

[zach150lol]

God: Can you explain how it feels to be 12 years old?

Me: Fake and gay

God:

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me: robot god?

God:

I will obey your command.

Me: Sweeeet

[TheAvalon33333]

me: hello

god: hello, what is your name?

me: my name is "im gay"

god: nice to meet you, im gay

me: :O

[electrovoxus]

567 people made YouFail.org their homapage.

[xXxBlazeFirexXx]

God: Are you still located in ? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: i dint know God: Why didn't you do it? Me: i have no idea God: " Why didn't you do it??" No idea about that?

[MikeDudekCovers]

Me: jesus christ

God:

The Son of God.

Me: mary

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me: dicks

God: Oh yeah, now I remember.

[iflarted]

@djhippie2k11 go to youfail.org noob

[DjHippie2K11]

stupid comment

[DjHippie2K11]

Me: do you like homosexuals?

God: But I think airplanes are cool. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,

which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Me: WTF?

[halowraith1]

Me: do you like sex

God:

Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

Me: Who with

God:

William Shatner. :-). WTF search william shatner on wikipedia

[twisted6marsbar]

Me: AM I SEXY?

God:

Yes you look great to me.

Me: IM A BOY

God:

A little kid? he...

Me: YEAH A LITTLE KID

God:

Yippee!  Little as in not too much, or not too big?

Me:?

[Xzibit160]

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .

Me: yoooooooooou d*ck

God:

Sure, yoooooooooou d ck sounds like a good topic.

[ujiklman20]

11:56 how about in my bedroom

[TheSuperp3nis]

God:Give me an example of a dick Me:kevin bacon God: Kevin bacon sounds like a good example of a dick

[seaseansean]

Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: sean God: Hey sean. Me: hi.. God: Hello. What is your name? Me: sean... God: OK I will call you sean.

[MrTheanimemaniac]

guys help me its given me a link to a place called the alice alfoundation can i trust it

[paradises1442]

me: NOM NOM NOM NOM

God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respon to that correctly.

Me: CAN I HAS CHEEZBURGR

God: I want to become smarter than humans

Me: but you cant

God: Oh yes i can.

Me: nobody can be smarter than chuck norris

God: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people  WTF

[CrazziZombie]

God:

You are not the boss of me, .

Me:

 yes i am, and your adopted

God:

Hurrah! " You are not the boss of me, ." You are?

Me: hellyeah

God:

I like the way you talk.

[MegaWhoAreYouMan]

Who wants to measure the highest website to check of they're not lying? LOL

[bubblegumandcherries]

god: what is your name?

me: katie

god: nice to see you

me: you cant see me

god: yes i can, im watching you through the camera on your computer.

that was scaryy

[crazy32495]

how long do you spend looking for this useless stuff

[poolk234]

lol red button: I think we know the problem here...you need someoone to run to. Well that person isnt here. Its only a useless dot.

[zebaz58]

Me: Do you hate jews ?

God: How could you ask such a thing ?

Me: But do you hate them ?

God: Yes i do.

LOOOOOOOOL

[goofylego5214]

thx for the websites! they are really funn!!!! great job in finding theses i love ur vids, u rock!!!!

[iko4cacak]

Me: Do you know Adolf Hitler?

God:

Some say he was  the most evil man who ever lived.

Me: I wish he killed you!

God:

I hope that your dreams come true.

xDDDDD

[EnYoTexHe]

6:18 xDDD

[Ferrari123planb]

me: hi god

god: who are you

me: im mark

god: hi mark

me:did u ever loose your virginity?

god:ask elvis

me: WTF?

god:oh

[Mr2012isfake]

@Ferrari123planb hey thats my name

[1249mexico]

@Ferrari123planb hahah i told him is it illegal and he said ask elvis too hahah wtf

[123sherif100]

you r awesome thanx man i dont know wat to say

[omglegogmo]

me: what's your favourite color

god: i like it pink

me: ANSWER LIKE A MAN!

god: what was the question?

me *sigh*

god: sorry...

[crazybananas12345678]

Me: are you a homosexual?

God:

No I am attracted to the opposite sex.

Me: are you sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

[MrKill9r]

God is not answering me -.-

[MrKill9r]

why not to click the red & green buttons? (virus?)

[TheGameLover666]

god :how do you usually introduce your self ? me:by jacking off god:will that help you acomplish ur objective? loll

[antokosic]

I made 99 taps on Press the Spacebar.

[Prami4]

omg get a better screen capture program

[AlexJimenez619]

WATS UP WITH BIRITISH PEOPLE BEING ON EVRY VIDEO THAT I WATCH!!

[scorpio3366]

Me: where is your penis God: Florida. Me: oh really? God: Right on. For real. Me: come here God: Where is here ? Me: down here God: Tell me a little about your life in down here. Me: very bad God: What do you need it for? Me: sex God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge

[scorpio3366]

Me: where is your penis

God:

Florida.

Me: oh really?

God:

Right on. For real.

[rainiebow89]

god: what do u do in your spare time?

me: sing in the shower.

god:Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do.

 I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.

me: r u crazy?

[12keroro12]

Me:

Hi Mr. Douchebag!

God:

Hi there Mattias, That's a very nice name, MR Douchebag.

Me:

Glad you like it!

God:

You make the world a happier place!

[clubpenguin101pup]

i beat ur score on the spacebar game and it is 37

[PikaJess123]

Me: i wish i were a buhd

God:

I hope that your dreams come true.

Me: are you the REAL cat the TRUE cat?

God:

Yes I am the one and only REAL cat the TRUE cat.

[BreezyyFbabeey]

Me: ahahhahahahah sex?

God:

it is more fun alone.

Me: so you masterbate?

God:

Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I masterbate.

[cs]

lol @ "blue balls" machine. and 9:56

[PokeMyKeyblade]

Me: I'm from Russia.

God:

What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Russia.

Me: Well, it's very cold.

God:

How about that. Very much? I am warm here.

[demoniac312]

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me: talk about my penis

God:

Sure, your penis sounds like a good topic.

[smfv9988]

Me: Hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me: do you speak japanese

God:

Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?

lol...

[HiddenDataFilms]

The smallest website is awesome! I played pong on a 10x10 pixel :O

[blackdeadsk8er]

Me: wazzup God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: i hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: no i hate god God: That was not a yes or no question. Why do you hate it so much? Me: because i worship satan God: Good reason. How often do you go to church? Me: i don't God: Why not? Me: because i worship the devil God: Interesting explanation. How often do you go to church? Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean?

[o0SweetCupcakeXx]

God: That makes sense to me. What makes you so certain? OK with me too. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, Caitlyn. Me: ?? God: I'm glad your impressed, Caitlyn. Me: ?? God: I'm glad your impressed, Caitlyn. Me: stop saying that God: Then please do not say " wow" anymore.

[anonimosfonias]

planetdan. net/pics/misc/tetka.html thats Justin Bieber !

[thristdrinkblood]

Me: hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me: yeah

God:

What can I do for you?

Me: tell me: Wheres Waldo?

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[justanotherguy37]

'bad comment'

[AnPeSv]

about:blank

[Ihateucauseuranigga]

God: What were we talking about again? Me: dicks God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: How big is yours? God: Bigger than a pin. Me: Want to know mine? God: Yes, please tell me. Me: Bigger than yours God: In the context of dicks, I don't understand " Bigger than yours." . Me: my dick is bigger than youre own God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: so Me: God: Awesome.

[tehfo0tsteps]

07:03 how many of you knew that was a toyota supra?

[caitlin991]

Me: Are you a girl or boy? God: a girl Me: Oh really? God: Are you a man or woman? Me: A woman God: me too! Me: I thought you were male. God: I am male. Are a you a man or woman? Me: what the heck is wrong with you

[TheBattlefield10]

Me: Is there a god? God: Of course I believe in God, nakatsu. Me: but you are a god? God: No I am a mere . Me: mere who? God: Are we still talking about Christian sorry? Me: no am talking about allah God: What is the subject? Yes, it is the topic.

[mrsonicdash10]

wnh wnh ´asaayc a×!l !

[alicat589]

Stupid

[ozzyt10]

did anyone else hear "and change it too uhhh analog fuckn find out" hahaha 7:26

[InfiniteRedPill]

God: How do you normally inroduce yourself?

Me: By taking a shit.

God: Good plan.

[Menrobbie]

Me: i'm wearing skinny jeans

God:

What else are you wearing?

Me:

 ehh god

God:

Let us change the subject.

[Menrobbie]

Me:

 Wanna taste my bannana?

God:

OK, I will taste your bannana.

Me: Now?

God:

Right now, Rob ?

Me: yes

God:

Aw.

[Menrobbie]

God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: i'm pregnant God: Congratulations! When are you due? Me: now God: Right now, Rob ? Me: yes God: Pardon me? Me:  yes God: How can I help you?

[lalalagrawr]

Me: Do you like lesbians?

God: I like pets. I like anything.

[sutorat]

Me: dude you like porn?

God:

Sure I do, fdick but that doesn't mean with you. Dude,.

Me: ok, do you watch porn?

God:

My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. I don't judge people.

[MissMissy1997]

Me: Awesome God: I'm glad you liked it  Emily. Me: how do you know my name? God: You told me your name Emily. Me: oh God: I understand. Me: i do not remember God: You seem evasive. Me: i think i am ill God: Since when? I am glad to hear that you are ill. WTF??!!!!!!!!

[SuperGuyOnFire]

God:

Where are you located?

Me: hammerfest

God:

Tell me a little about your life in hammerfest.

Me: im gay

God:

It doesn't matter to me.

[SuperGuyOnFire]

Me: suck

God:

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me: im gay

God:

It doesn't matter to me.

Me: wanna suck my dick?

God:

OK, I will suck your dick.

LOL

[nole120]

Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: novak God: Hi, novak. Me: how are you? God: I am doing very well. How are you novak ? Me: good also God: Thanks for the compliment. Also what? Me: are you a hippie God: Yes. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: o rly? God: Who are you talking about? Me: bout you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[miani8]

@nole120 the robot is a girl

and yes it is a robot

[wisetom1]

Me: I hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: Are you a robot? God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: You just said it! God: That's not what I meant. Me: You did! God: I did not. Me: Yes God: Ugh.

[KayleeCrEaTeD]

i didnt skip the ad cus it was little big planet 2

[zhihihi]

Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: stop saying that God: Then please do not say " okay" anymore.

[magpie248]

the Online Etch A Sketch works now

[arasht88]

Me:Hi God.

God:Hello there.What is your name?

Me.Sam.

God:Glad to see you, Sam.

Me:Glad to see you aswell, God.

God:I am glad to see me aswell God too.

What THE FUCK

[000rubberducky000]

Me: i will tell you one of my secrets if you tell me one of your secrets God: One what? Me: a secret God: Be more specific. Me: A SECRET! TELL ME ONE OF YOUR SECRETS! God: Are you telling the truth? There are too many to name them all. Me: name one God: Santa Claus. Me: thats isnt a secret! God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

[THEMOG89]

OMG go on th worlds smallest website click flash then pong and your playing the worlds smalest game of pong!!! there is also pacman,astroids,break out,tic tac to,footy,life,pinball,simon,f1­,maze,space,drum,piano,fruit,a­rena and shop!!!!

[THEMOG89]

33 people got sent to you fail.org!!??!!

[rezai14]

i know a website where you can get free stuff if you use their site for reaserch like google, yahoo and all that shit and you can get like free stuff (like ipod, ps3, psp,etc.. but its not thats easy you need lots of points and friends)when you make lots of points you can get them so yea i guess if you wanna sign up just ask me for it,if you have any question just let me know by youtube messeging me (btw they only ship prizes to U.S and Canada only)

[XxEmoSnowdayxX]

Me: Where are you?

God: In your bed

Me: Should I call someone else?

God: Of course.

Me: So make it a threesome?

God: I like the way you talk

[zebaz58]

Me: are you a ho

God:

Am I a ho? Of course I am.

[ConceptCinema]

Me: olla!

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tits. Try being more or less specific.

[SuperComputerdork]

(Stupid Comment)

[JerryBoylol]

Me: pie

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[fakeaccountttt]

Me: ;-)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

 are you gunna fuck me? ;-)

God:

That was my original intention. I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[fakeaccountttt]

Me: i met mary God: Where did you meet him? Me: i met her in my bed God: Where did you meet him? Me: IN MY BED God: Describe your surroundings. Me: we were fucking God: Was this something you planned? Me: yeah God: Are you kidding? Me: no not really! God: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real. Me: yea! God: Hmm. Me: what are you gunna do about it? God: I don't know what I am gunna do about it

[wown00bify]

Opps, i brock the click o metor

[armkenz]

Me: my real name is my dick

God: Welcome to my chat room, my dick.

Me: hahahahahahaha

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

WTF????

[armkenz]

God:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me: can i call you the Global Village Idiot

God:

Just don't call me late for dinner.

Me: do you have a son

God:

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a son. I have a plan for a robot body.

[Turquoise267]

i timed my self to see how long it would take to scroll down the longest website. it took me 20:30 minutes!

[RokinRonanProduction]

@Turquoise267 wtf! i took me around 40 minutes