man!!! you sure spend alot of time trying to bad talk something you don't belive in.... unless something deep down in you ,,,, life is short , go enjoy it
So this idiot is saying that Noah went out and stole some baby T-Rex eggs from a nest... and survived the mother's wrath....
Wow. What Christians will do to reconcile science (truth) with their stupid .. Just say "This is ridiculous and I believe it." That's all you have to do. Why is that so hard? Why do you have to try and jump through these hoops? "National pornographic." So much for respecting other's beliefs. So you won't mind when I call your bible stupid.
A god who punishes people for all eternity for disbelief certainly isn't worth worshiping. I'm embarrassed to admit I was once a born-again Christian. Thank God [!] I've seen the light. Christianity is utter bunk.
frightening: READ the book of Joshua , then challenge a christian about the morale in that tale. Damn, the reaction is really frightening, they support horrible events . Jeshua = Hitler , step by step.
Cryptozoology is the "study" of imaginary creatures like bigfoot, yeti, chupacabra, the lock ness monster, dragons, etc. not real animals like dinosaurs.
its actually very easy to understand what he is saying he explains it very well. But he is certainly not perfect. kinda sharp edged in my opinion. But the truth is out there, it just needs to be searched for by oneself. stay in the word and don't be lead into temtations.
@AntiFaithNY What in the world are you talking about? Never did I admit it was a delusion. I think you're delusional. You assume you know everything I do, but if that were true, you would be the most God fearing man alive. You obviously aren't.... you know nothing about me. You don't know how old I am, you don't know who I am, therefore you don't know whether you're older than me or not. Maybe you should take a few steps back and come to God like an innocent child. God have mercy on this man.
@AntiFaithNY I love the way you guys think you're stumping me. You think you're making me think, newsflash, you're not. I guarantee you're a whole heck of a lot older than I am, therefore you think you know something, when you don't. I think what scares you is not knowing. Not knowing God, not knowing what will happen when you die, that is what scares you. You don't realize how easy God can take your fear away. Just trust him :)
@AntiFaithNY How do you assume they weren't? I can tell you right now, the air did not sit down on it's window seat with a piece of paper and a pen and right down the laws of physics. They originated from somewhere. You say that, because you don't know for sure, it can't possibly be true. Well you don't know everything, in fact, you know very little...and I know the character of God from God himself. I read it in the bible, it revealed to me in dreams, it is revealed to me through revelation.
@AntiFaithNY Who created the laws of physics, science and logic? If you told your child you were creating a rule that they couldn't watch TV past 10:00pm, you could change the rule at any point. The same goes for God. God IS NOT LIMITED. I cannot stress that enough. God can change a law just as easy as he helps you breathe. You obviously don't understand. You should pray for God to open your eyes. I know you hear what I'm saying. One day...one day.
@AntiFaithNY Where has God been relocated to? I would love to know! I am not Catholic I do not agree with or believe in the false Catholic teachings. Christianity NEVER taught that people could build a tower to reach God. That was the simple-minded belief of several uneducated individuals. They would have never been able to reach God or heaven. That's untrue. CHRISTianity has never changed. We use the same bible today, we used four thousand years ago..and we believe in and worship the same God
@AntiFaithNY God is spirit. He is not limited to an earthly body, he is not limited to time, and he is defiantly not limited to location. There is no magical land filled will unicorns and cotton candy. God does not NEED a dwelling place. However we do. We are limited to this small planet inside a vast universe (...don't argue space travel)....and inside this small planet we are limited to even smaller bodies, ran by even smaller brains. We cannot comprehend heaven, and do not pretend to.
@AntiFaithNY So you're not denying that God could exist? I agree that most early religions are completely bogus...but I'm talking about my religion. My religion has always believed that God is a omniscient spirit whose dwelling place is not limited to a specific man-made area. God has no restrictions. My religion, Christianity, remains constant. It always has, it always will. So prove to me that God doesn't exist, my beliefs and my region will never change to suit my answer. I promise you that
@AntiFaithNY No. You don't understand. You think you do, but you don't. Do you admit to knowing everything there is to know about everything? If so, how many grains of sand exist? How long is my hair? If not, don't you agree that in the vast abyss of things you don't know God could possibly exist? It's pretty hard to prove something doesn't exist, but if you've seen the fruit and heard the voice, it's pretty easy to know it does. It's not smart to gamble with your soul.
@AntiFaithNY You do not even realize the severity of what you just said. You have just eternally condemned yourself, and because of that I genuinely feel bad for you. My heart aches for your soul. You have a superficial understanding. Hopefully you can correct yourself before God is forced to
@luckykimmy Oh for pity's sake, wake up.It's the 21st century. The bible is no more than a collection of myths, choc -full of contradictions, atrocities and absurdities and if you can't see that, you're completely deluded.
If you want to find the way to true spirituality you'll have to look outside the bible. If you're searching for ultimate truth you aren't going to find it in one crummy old book.
I really try to respect people's religious beliefs, but even the simplest form of religious ideas is so stupid I cant understand how a sane humane can believe in this crap.
@MPedroful Also so ironic. When I read your comment it was the dumbest thing I've EVER heard. You really should rethink your stupid evolution "THEORY", you eternal life and soul depend on it
@luckykimmy Maybe you should rethink your interpretation of dumb. Your're actually saying I will burn in hell for believing in a scientific theory, which is extremely dumb. You probably can't understand how illogical your empty threats are because you probably listen to people like this moron in the video. To me evolution makes more sense than all the animals being zapped into existence all at once. But whatever, some folks think the world is 6000 years old!
@luckykimmy Well it's a free country, you're free to believe whatever superstitious rubbish that you please. By the way evolution is a continuos process, and animals are still evolving now as they evolved before. It's a slow process so you wont see your pet dog evolve in front of your eyes. The thing i notice about Christian anti-evolution types is that they don't understand what evolution is.
"The Bible says" this, "The Bible says" that. Oh for Christ's sake ,go stuff the Bible up your bigoted backside! It's totally irrelevant in this day and age.
@WeTheStrange I know right!!!!! How can people be so stupid as to believe in only a theory (evolution)? If they really believe we come from rocks, or that nothing caused nothing to explode billions of years ago, I really am surrounded by idiots.
@luckykimmy I only just realized that your comment was supposed to scare me. Tough luck, I'm beyond these tricks. Maybe you should work on building a positive attitude, you might have better success.
When he said the words Research done by Kent Hovind I slouched in disbelief. When he said “In a field called cryptozoology” my forehead slap was epic.
@luckykimmy Your version of god is the god of the bible. So he commanded all those genocides. He killed every animal and human on the global flood. He killed everybody from Sodoma and Gomorra. He ordered Abraham to kill his son.He is a monster. A horrible disgusting demented bastard. Thank goodness he is not real. The message most religions teach is you go to Hell to burn forever if you question God's infinite love. Grow up stop talking to your imaginary friend.
@DavidCastoe You can't possibly believe that? Guess what? God punishes sinners!!! As is apparent in every example you just gave. It should make you fear God, not disrespect him. Yes, I agree. God sentences those to HELL who choose not to obey him, and choose not to except his "infinite love". Do you really want to be one of those people?
@luckykimmy It's sad that you don't see that a man attached his own political views to an invisible make believe God, so that people like you would be scared into following those barbaric man made laws. "You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." SO it ok to own a slave, but not envy another's. If real, he does not deserve my fear or worship.
@luckykimmy So you think that anyone who doesn’t share your beliefs is wrong and needs to be slapped into line? Doesn’t it ever occur to you how monumentally arrogant that attitude is? What next? After the slap if I still don’t believe are you going to try to burn me at the stake to save my soul? What if there are a lot of us who dot believe? Are you going to restart the Spanish Inquisition?
@foiran haha Wow. All worked up over nothing. Do you really think I'm going to reach through the computer screen and slap you? Are you scared?...trust me, you're safe. It takes a comment like that to get your attention, which I did. I'm not trying to defame you, or belittle you. I just want to get my point across, that way you can decide for yourself what is right and what is not. Hopefully you will come to see what I do
Im not worked up nor am I worried that Im going to slapped by any one reaching through the computer screen I live in the world of reality and understand that such things are now possible, Ill leave it to the religions to think that the impossible can come true just because they ask their imaginary friend to grant them wishes call it preying if you like And I decided for myself many years ago what was right and what was not and no I will not come to believe like you why would you care either way
@foiran cuz believe it or not, no matter how big a jerk you are, I don't want you to go to hell. Whether you hear anything I say is not up to me, I just want to show you another side to things. I want to encourage you to think for yourself. I'm not saying you have to believe me, I'm not saying you do believe me, I'm just asking that you think about what I'm saying.
OK, so firstly you are assuming Im a jerk. Because why? I don’t believe like you? Secondly you assume that I don’t now think for myself? Now exactly how do you reach that conclusion? Im not the one who has an omnipotent imaginary friend telling me what to think and do through a badly written book. Im not the one that requires the promise of an eternal heaven and the threat of an eternal hell to force me into behaving like a decent human being.
You see I treat people decently don’t steal or murder etc. not because Im afraid of punishment, I treat people well because they are my fellow human beings, I have something called empathy. Nor do I so arrogantly assume that I have the duty to go around trying to ram my beliefs down the throats of others and that they are somehow morally deficient because they don’t share my beliefs. I will however comment on videos like this because the people on the videos are lying scum, i.e. Hovind et al.
And contrary to your assertion I learned to think for myself many years ago. 3 years of Christian education, the contradictory nonsense inherent in Christianity and the blatant manipulative use of religion to gain authority and power that I saw every day were enough to show me what religion really is. And I came up with it all on my own, so thinking for myself isn’t a problem thank you very much.
And if your so happy to go round so arrogantly dispensing advice and asking that people think about what you are saying, why don’t you practice what you preach, why don’t you entertain the notion, try for a whole day, that god doesn’t exist. See what sort of human being you are, see if you can treat people well without your god watching and tallying up your good and bad deeds, threatening you with hell-fire if you are bad.
@foiran You can try not to believe in a bullet coming towards your face; doesn't mean the bullet is going to disappear. The threat is still there, you just choose to close your eyes and ignore it. If you have your back turned to the gunman and I try to warn you, would it be wise of you to say "I don't believe theres a gunman behind me, therefore there isn't. Instead you should believe there isn't a gunman too. If you're right, we''ll both die together" Would it not be easier to just turn around
Now you are making out as if the existence of god is a verifiable fact and my disbelief is an irrational choice in the face of overwhelming evidence. Sorry to disappoint you but the existence of any god, much less your god, is not scientifically verifiable. My disbelief in god is therefore the most rational course of action.
You keep harping on about non believers being afraid and needing to “just trust him” you miss the point entirely. The point is we realise there is nothing to be afraid of and that “just trusting him” is giving yourself over to fear and superstition; and hats worse it usually means putting yourself in the power of other people who presume to speak the imaginary gods word.
Last year my church made a pilgrimage to the creationist museum in the heart of hillbilly country (Where we learned about how people rode around on dinosaurs 4,000 years ago). This year we are going to the ancient ruins of the twin cities of Sodom & and Gomorah (the birthplace of gay anal sex).
Since January 2007, Hovind has been serving a ten-year prison sentence after being convicted of 58 federal counts, including twelve tax offenses, one count of obstructing federal agents, and forty-five counts of structuring cash transactions. He is currently incarcerated at the Federal Correctional Institution, Tallahassee.
@IntrovertedLuddite2 I'm guessing it's the former. He took it back pretty quick, and he just looks like the kind of guy who would do that, he is a pastor after all.
God created heaven and earth and all that in them is....Hovind says that this was written by God (on a rock, with his finger) as part of the 10 commandments???? Has Hovind actually read the Bible?
Makes perfect sense to me... what? Ice in the sky makes little fluffy clouds... little fluffy clouds... little fluffy clouds... Hibble Bibble, Toil and... Tribbles!
Were there Tribbles on the Ark? Only two of the little ones son, now pay attention...
I take this Bible history very seriously. As I do the single most important person ever to walk the earth. JESUS CHRIST. Who came down from glory to become the propiciation for man's unrighteousness. This HE did willingly. Because of HIS unending love for you and me. What an awesome GOD!!! Would you like to know HIM? Make HIM the savior of your life today. ALL HAIL KING JESUS FOREVER!!!
I love it how Hovind says that the person who wrote in the nat geo book may believe that no humans have ever seen a live dinosaur but that's not science... and then Hovind immediately starts referencing the bible.
@CatFacedKillers It's not a slip, it's just a really bad joke. He's likely referring to natgeo having uncensored pictures of indigenous men and women in secluded parts of the earth. He's a nutball either way.
Noah didn't have live dinosaurs, but he did take dinosaur embryos onto the ark. He kept them inside a Barbasol can, but then dropped it into a pile of mud.
Just wait until the science community catches wind of this guy's earth-shattering discoveries and finds out how wrong we all were. If only people had huffed more airplane glue maybe they would have realized that Noah saved baby tyrannosaurs when he was 600 and the oceans used to be under the earth's crust along with all the molten rock until god decided to flood the earth. Then and only then could Noah dump in two of each fish and whale species that he had saved from dry land.
What a fucking idiot! If he weren't already in jail for embezzlement he should go for spreading this bullshit. Worse...are the idiots who choose to follow him.
I kind of want to say something cleaver but instead all I get is ..... LMFAOAOTFF LOLOLOLOLOLOKOKLIKKKKKIFHGTHFOFUHHCHKIKOKOKKIKOOKKMLKOKIKLOLOLOLOL
yea hovinds research is in a field alright, its a flat smelly mixture of stuff with cows standin about i suppose now i will have to study under kent to find out what it is.
Because god wrote the 10 commandments in rock with his finger, "Adam must have seen dinosaurs". I do not understand these people. Please tell me not all christians are this fucking stupid.
Someone should tell this moron.......''Dinosaurs are NOT big lizzards you fucking moron!!!! Their bones/bone structure is much more similar to birds(true) so what you had in the garden of eden were GIANT COCKS!!!!!! lol
It makes me sad knowing we actually share the planet with fucking IDIOTS like this. I really sincerely hope that nobody in that crowd believed this shit.
I LOVE how Christians use agnosticism towards evolution but always seem to conveniently forget what it is when it comes towards the Bible. Hypocrisy anyone?
Imagine that we lived in a world where a persons scientific understanding could be measured by how open his nostrils were. A person with absolutely no scientific knowledge would have his nostrils shut and a person with great knowledge would have really big nostrils. Why imagine such a world? Because everything this guy says reeks of shit, and the more you know about science; the more it stinks.
@MikeoWar The more you learn about science, the more you begin to question the unexplainable phenomena. Science may have some answers, but it is far from having them all.
Of course, science does no way claim to know all the answers. But that's the thing with science; it's constantly evolving. And it's important to understand that when a phenomena can't be explained with the scientific method, then IT CAN'T BE EXPLAINED with any other method. Saying "this or that God did it" adds nothing to our understanding of that specific phenomena.
Cryptozoology, the study of hidden animals! How do you study "hidden animals"? This is pseudoscience, not science. Putting a Latin tag on stupidity does not make it less stupid.
Constant Bible quoting does not constitute evidence. No-one lived for "..an average of 900 years". Dinosaurs were not big reptiles that lived in Eden with Adam and Eve(the world's first dysfunctional family).
Quote Hovind "Some one is seriously wrong". I think the evidence is in, and we know who is wrong.
Somehow dinosaurs and all the millions of creations extinct thousands of years ago were never mentioned but conveniently only the current non-extinct ones made it to the list. Here is the kicker, all the other animals from South and North America, Australia, New Guinea, Antarctica, and a host of islands were left out as well, but somehow were able to swim 40 days and nights of rain... poor lemurs.
What a moron.
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richardellipsis 4 weeks ago
"I don know how... but the bible says it , I believe it" , keep that for youlsefl
otaku3d 1 month ago
man!!! you sure spend alot of time trying to bad talk something you don't belive in.... unless something deep down in you ,,,, life is short , go enjoy it
albusai 1 month ago
lol babies are tougher, i dont see any babies in the ufc
Feralus69 1 month ago
I have a python, and if reptiles never stop growing hes going to be big as fuck in 10 years!
Feralus69 1 month ago
Hahaaa! Well done on the Aphex Twin!
MrLittletomdj 3 months ago
Hey, SOJ! Fix that "whole" vs "hole" thing at the end. Mistakes like that hurt everybody!
tbdonnelly67 3 months ago 2
@tbdonnelly67 I was just going to type that after I watched the video until I saw your post. Cheers.
thelordmemnoch 1 month ago
So this idiot is saying that Noah went out and stole some baby T-Rex eggs from a nest... and survived the mother's wrath....
Wow. What Christians will do to reconcile science (truth) with their stupid .. Just say "This is ridiculous and I believe it." That's all you have to do. Why is that so hard? Why do you have to try and jump through these hoops? "National pornographic." So much for respecting other's beliefs. So you won't mind when I call your bible stupid.
mcquestion 4 months ago
"National Pornographic"
"I'm a christian with standards and morals, and aborigines people who show off their naughty parts are gross!"
My dad tries to make this "joke". Immature god-botherers unable to handle the sight of nature in it's full. Cannot stand it.
AoaDAxMEGAMAN 4 months ago
I'm surprised no one in the audience realizes how fucking stupid all this is and calls him out on his bullshit.
ArtaviusVander 4 months ago
@ArtaviusVander I'm not surprised. Take a look at their faces! Do you see how blank they all are?
tbdonnelly67 3 months ago
A god who punishes people for all eternity for disbelief certainly isn't worth worshiping. I'm embarrassed to admit I was once a born-again Christian. Thank God [!] I've seen the light. Christianity is utter bunk.
WeTheStrange 4 months ago
"The bible says." "The bible says." For Christ's sake, go and stuff the the bloody bible up your stupid, ignorant backside.
WeTheStrange 4 months ago
Ceationism = stupidity. Truly frightening.
sheavepin 4 months ago
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@sheavepin "Ceationism = stupidity. Truly frightening."
frightening: READ the book of Joshua , then challenge a christian about the morale in that tale. Damn, the reaction is really frightening, they support horrible events . Jeshua = Hitler , step by step.
otaku3d 4 months ago
Cryptozoology is the "study" of imaginary creatures like bigfoot, yeti, chupacabra, the lock ness monster, dragons, etc. not real animals like dinosaurs.
TheronSax 5 months ago
"All that in them is"?? God should've worked on his grammar.
jerico641 5 months ago
its actually very easy to understand what he is saying he explains it very well. But he is certainly not perfect. kinda sharp edged in my opinion. But the truth is out there, it just needs to be searched for by oneself. stay in the word and don't be lead into temtations.
amrenonv 5 months ago
national pornographic.... geographic, I mean
gotohemp 5 months ago
hahaha wasn't this guy on the ali g show
Shad0Jade 5 months ago
@Shad0Jade Yea the guy who didn't flush the toilet. rofl!
sgunsgun2 5 months ago
He says 'waaahter'
hlokaty 5 months ago
and who nourished these babies??
GoChokeOn1 5 months ago
"National Pornographic..."1:28
GoChokeOn1 5 months ago
Why isn't this in the "comedy" category?
IllllllIl 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY What in the world are you talking about? Never did I admit it was a delusion. I think you're delusional. You assume you know everything I do, but if that were true, you would be the most God fearing man alive. You obviously aren't.... you know nothing about me. You don't know how old I am, you don't know who I am, therefore you don't know whether you're older than me or not. Maybe you should take a few steps back and come to God like an innocent child. God have mercy on this man.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY Yep; religious arrogance at its finest.
foiran 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY I love the way you guys think you're stumping me. You think you're making me think, newsflash, you're not. I guarantee you're a whole heck of a lot older than I am, therefore you think you know something, when you don't. I think what scares you is not knowing. Not knowing God, not knowing what will happen when you die, that is what scares you. You don't realize how easy God can take your fear away. Just trust him :)
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY How do you assume they weren't? I can tell you right now, the air did not sit down on it's window seat with a piece of paper and a pen and right down the laws of physics. They originated from somewhere. You say that, because you don't know for sure, it can't possibly be true. Well you don't know everything, in fact, you know very little...and I know the character of God from God himself. I read it in the bible, it revealed to me in dreams, it is revealed to me through revelation.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY Who created the laws of physics, science and logic? If you told your child you were creating a rule that they couldn't watch TV past 10:00pm, you could change the rule at any point. The same goes for God. God IS NOT LIMITED. I cannot stress that enough. God can change a law just as easy as he helps you breathe. You obviously don't understand. You should pray for God to open your eyes. I know you hear what I'm saying. One day...one day.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY Where has God been relocated to? I would love to know! I am not Catholic I do not agree with or believe in the false Catholic teachings. Christianity NEVER taught that people could build a tower to reach God. That was the simple-minded belief of several uneducated individuals. They would have never been able to reach God or heaven. That's untrue. CHRISTianity has never changed. We use the same bible today, we used four thousand years ago..and we believe in and worship the same God
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY God is spirit. He is not limited to an earthly body, he is not limited to time, and he is defiantly not limited to location. There is no magical land filled will unicorns and cotton candy. God does not NEED a dwelling place. However we do. We are limited to this small planet inside a vast universe (...don't argue space travel)....and inside this small planet we are limited to even smaller bodies, ran by even smaller brains. We cannot comprehend heaven, and do not pretend to.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY So you're not denying that God could exist? I agree that most early religions are completely bogus...but I'm talking about my religion. My religion has always believed that God is a omniscient spirit whose dwelling place is not limited to a specific man-made area. God has no restrictions. My religion, Christianity, remains constant. It always has, it always will. So prove to me that God doesn't exist, my beliefs and my region will never change to suit my answer. I promise you that
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY No. You don't understand. You think you do, but you don't. Do you admit to knowing everything there is to know about everything? If so, how many grains of sand exist? How long is my hair? If not, don't you agree that in the vast abyss of things you don't know God could possibly exist? It's pretty hard to prove something doesn't exist, but if you've seen the fruit and heard the voice, it's pretty easy to know it does. It's not smart to gamble with your soul.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@AntiFaithNY You do not even realize the severity of what you just said. You have just eternally condemned yourself, and because of that I genuinely feel bad for you. My heart aches for your soul. You have a superficial understanding. Hopefully you can correct yourself before God is forced to
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy Oh for pity's sake, wake up.It's the 21st century. The bible is no more than a collection of myths, choc -full of contradictions, atrocities and absurdities and if you can't see that, you're completely deluded.
If you want to find the way to true spirituality you'll have to look outside the bible. If you're searching for ultimate truth you aren't going to find it in one crummy old book.
WeTheStrange 4 months ago
@AntiFaithNY They flaunt their children because they all turn out so much better than yours
luckykimmy 5 months ago
somebody is seriously wrong.
At that point I agreed and stopped listening to this twerp.
EdDueim 5 months ago
I really try to respect people's religious beliefs, but even the simplest form of religious ideas is so stupid I cant understand how a sane humane can believe in this crap.
DavidCastoe 5 months ago
@DavidCastoe If you want people to pretend to take you seriously, do two things. (1): Spell correctly (2): Be right
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy It's called a typo, only you are to stupid to realize that. Also, I am right.
DavidCastoe 5 months ago
I'm going to punch this guy in the fucking head if i ever see him.
RobAlpacaflip 5 months ago
@RobAlpacaflip Really? How ironic. I said that about you two seconds ago
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy cute!
RobAlpacaflip 5 months ago
@RobAlpacaflip ????
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy feel free to punch me kimmy, im sure it wont hurt too much.
RobAlpacaflip 5 months ago
@RobAlpacaflip Probably not. I better use a bat :)
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy I want to tongue punch your fart box <3
RobAlpacaflip 5 months ago
@RobAlpacaflip Sexual harassment?? I hope you know I can report youtube users. *comment copied*
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy Im so worried. You just threatened to assault me with a bat.
RobAlpacaflip 5 months ago
@RobAlpacaflip haha...well I'm not all that strong. The bat will give me a little more leverage :)
luckykimmy 5 months ago
my brain just melted from watching this.
ad08am 5 months ago
back off holy man!
temujin667 5 months ago
This is the dumbest thing I've heard since Kirk Cameron and Banana-man.
MPedroful 5 months ago
@MPedroful Also so ironic. When I read your comment it was the dumbest thing I've EVER heard. You really should rethink your stupid evolution "THEORY", you eternal life and soul depend on it
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy Maybe you should rethink your interpretation of dumb. Your're actually saying I will burn in hell for believing in a scientific theory, which is extremely dumb. You probably can't understand how illogical your empty threats are because you probably listen to people like this moron in the video. To me evolution makes more sense than all the animals being zapped into existence all at once. But whatever, some folks think the world is 6000 years old!
MPedroful 5 months ago
@MPedroful ...and the alternative is that they magically "evolved" slowly? That makes it believable? Why aren't they continuing to evolve?
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy Well it's a free country, you're free to believe whatever superstitious rubbish that you please. By the way evolution is a continuos process, and animals are still evolving now as they evolved before. It's a slow process so you wont see your pet dog evolve in front of your eyes. The thing i notice about Christian anti-evolution types is that they don't understand what evolution is.
MPedroful 5 months ago
MARSUPIAL WIN
SoGladToKnowYou 5 months ago
"The Bible says" this, "The Bible says" that. Oh for Christ's sake ,go stuff the Bible up your bigoted backside! It's totally irrelevant in this day and age.
WeTheStrange 6 months ago
@WeTheStrange Yes, that bible says this, yes, the bible says that. It also says you will GO TO HELL if you don't repent and change your ways
luckykimmy 5 months ago
What a peculiar way he pronounces "water." He's certainly weird.
WeTheStrange 6 months ago
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luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy What a weird response!!
WeTheStrange 5 months ago
This really is utterly pathetic.I mean how can people be so dumb?
WeTheStrange 6 months ago
@WeTheStrange I know right!!!!! How can people be so stupid as to believe in only a theory (evolution)? If they really believe we come from rocks, or that nothing caused nothing to explode billions of years ago, I really am surrounded by idiots.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy Yes even idiots who believe in talking snakes.
WeTheStrange 5 months ago
@WeTheStrange talking snakes? really?
luckykimmy 5 months ago
I can't believe what i am seeing, i am speechless
MrTheodor1983 6 months ago
@MrTheodor1983 Same here!!!!! I'm surrounded by evolution believing, idiot producing, world corrupting, psycho's.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
looollll his script was written by the monty python '' fucking hilarious ' ''''''''
MrStewart149 6 months ago
"Dinosaurs and the Bible"... 4 words that should never be used in the same sentence in any order, whatsoever.
Louie212121 6 months ago
@Louie212121 why is that? Where did dinosaurs come from? Your face??? ...I better stop there....don't wanna stump the idiots
luckykimmy 5 months ago
Oh, man. This is hilarious. Does he truly believe it?
teogarno 6 months ago
@teogarno Yes, he also believes that God will sentence anyone who does not believe it to a life in HELL
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy I only just realized that your comment was supposed to scare me. Tough luck, I'm beyond these tricks. Maybe you should work on building a positive attitude, you might have better success.
teogarno 5 months ago
Christians make me sick
dreamcastftwb1tch3s 6 months ago
@dreamcastftwb1tch3s Likewise...only it's the evolutionists that make me sick. I feel so bad for them
luckykimmy 5 months ago
When he said the words Research done by Kent Hovind I slouched in disbelief. When he said “In a field called cryptozoology” my forehead slap was epic.
foiran 6 months ago
@foiran ...don't worry. When I slap you it'll be just as epic
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy Your version of god is the god of the bible. So he commanded all those genocides. He killed every animal and human on the global flood. He killed everybody from Sodoma and Gomorra. He ordered Abraham to kill his son.He is a monster. A horrible disgusting demented bastard. Thank goodness he is not real. The message most religions teach is you go to Hell to burn forever if you question God's infinite love. Grow up stop talking to your imaginary friend.
DavidCastoe 5 months ago
@DavidCastoe You can't possibly believe that? Guess what? God punishes sinners!!! As is apparent in every example you just gave. It should make you fear God, not disrespect him. Yes, I agree. God sentences those to HELL who choose not to obey him, and choose not to except his "infinite love". Do you really want to be one of those people?
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy It's sad that you don't see that a man attached his own political views to an invisible make believe God, so that people like you would be scared into following those barbaric man made laws. "You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." SO it ok to own a slave, but not envy another's. If real, he does not deserve my fear or worship.
DavidCastoe 5 months ago
@luckykimmy why would you slap me?
foiran 5 months ago
@foiran To slap some sense into you. I don't want you to suffer God's wrath.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy So you think that anyone who doesn’t share your beliefs is wrong and needs to be slapped into line? Doesn’t it ever occur to you how monumentally arrogant that attitude is? What next? After the slap if I still don’t believe are you going to try to burn me at the stake to save my soul? What if there are a lot of us who dot believe? Are you going to restart the Spanish Inquisition?
foiran 5 months ago
@foiran haha Wow. All worked up over nothing. Do you really think I'm going to reach through the computer screen and slap you? Are you scared?...trust me, you're safe. It takes a comment like that to get your attention, which I did. I'm not trying to defame you, or belittle you. I just want to get my point across, that way you can decide for yourself what is right and what is not. Hopefully you will come to see what I do
luckykimmy 5 months ago
Im not worked up nor am I worried that Im going to slapped by any one reaching through the computer screen I live in the world of reality and understand that such things are now possible, Ill leave it to the religions to think that the impossible can come true just because they ask their imaginary friend to grant them wishes call it preying if you like And I decided for myself many years ago what was right and what was not and no I will not come to believe like you why would you care either way
foiran 5 months ago
@foiran cuz believe it or not, no matter how big a jerk you are, I don't want you to go to hell. Whether you hear anything I say is not up to me, I just want to show you another side to things. I want to encourage you to think for yourself. I'm not saying you have to believe me, I'm not saying you do believe me, I'm just asking that you think about what I'm saying.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
OK, so firstly you are assuming Im a jerk. Because why? I don’t believe like you? Secondly you assume that I don’t now think for myself? Now exactly how do you reach that conclusion? Im not the one who has an omnipotent imaginary friend telling me what to think and do through a badly written book. Im not the one that requires the promise of an eternal heaven and the threat of an eternal hell to force me into behaving like a decent human being.
foiran 5 months ago
You see I treat people decently don’t steal or murder etc. not because Im afraid of punishment, I treat people well because they are my fellow human beings, I have something called empathy. Nor do I so arrogantly assume that I have the duty to go around trying to ram my beliefs down the throats of others and that they are somehow morally deficient because they don’t share my beliefs. I will however comment on videos like this because the people on the videos are lying scum, i.e. Hovind et al.
foiran 5 months ago
And contrary to your assertion I learned to think for myself many years ago. 3 years of Christian education, the contradictory nonsense inherent in Christianity and the blatant manipulative use of religion to gain authority and power that I saw every day were enough to show me what religion really is. And I came up with it all on my own, so thinking for myself isn’t a problem thank you very much.
foiran 5 months ago
And if your so happy to go round so arrogantly dispensing advice and asking that people think about what you are saying, why don’t you practice what you preach, why don’t you entertain the notion, try for a whole day, that god doesn’t exist. See what sort of human being you are, see if you can treat people well without your god watching and tallying up your good and bad deeds, threatening you with hell-fire if you are bad.
foiran 5 months ago
@foiran You can try not to believe in a bullet coming towards your face; doesn't mean the bullet is going to disappear. The threat is still there, you just choose to close your eyes and ignore it. If you have your back turned to the gunman and I try to warn you, would it be wise of you to say "I don't believe theres a gunman behind me, therefore there isn't. Instead you should believe there isn't a gunman too. If you're right, we''ll both die together" Would it not be easier to just turn around
luckykimmy 5 months ago
Now you are making out as if the existence of god is a verifiable fact and my disbelief is an irrational choice in the face of overwhelming evidence. Sorry to disappoint you but the existence of any god, much less your god, is not scientifically verifiable. My disbelief in god is therefore the most rational course of action.
foiran 5 months ago
You keep harping on about non believers being afraid and needing to “just trust him” you miss the point entirely. The point is we realise there is nothing to be afraid of and that “just trusting him” is giving yourself over to fear and superstition; and hats worse it usually means putting yourself in the power of other people who presume to speak the imaginary gods word.
foiran 5 months ago
Last year my church made a pilgrimage to the creationist museum in the heart of hillbilly country (Where we learned about how people rode around on dinosaurs 4,000 years ago). This year we are going to the ancient ruins of the twin cities of Sodom & and Gomorah (the birthplace of gay anal sex).
somethingdiffereable 6 months ago
"Ice suspended by the magnetic field of the earth" -wtf - since when is water magnetic?
Baerchenization 6 months ago
"Cryptozoologoy" WTF????
philster611 6 months ago
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"water comes in three flavors."
EpicPhalure 6 months ago
Since January 2007, Hovind has been serving a ten-year prison sentence after being convicted of 58 federal counts, including twelve tax offenses, one count of obstructing federal agents, and forty-five counts of structuring cash transactions. He is currently incarcerated at the Federal Correctional Institution, Tallahassee.
Some Christian!
GuillemotWatcher 6 months ago
got to 5:30. slit my wrists and threw salt in them afterwards.
JedSkates 6 months ago
I made it to 2:07 before my brain started getting cramps and twitches.
pratikh 6 months ago
This is a man not to be taken seriously and I suspect he doesn't take what he believes in seriously either
vashna3799 7 months ago
And now he's enjoying that picture of his wife from his jail cell, whilst Big Earl makes him his bitch.
dragonforce525 7 months ago
Did he really say national pornographic in the beginning?
BClipp 7 months ago
@BClipp Yeah he def did. i cant figure out if it was a freudian slip or a joke at the expence of tribal woman.
IntrovertedLuddite2 7 months ago
@IntrovertedLuddite2 I'm guessing it's the former. He took it back pretty quick, and he just looks like the kind of guy who would do that, he is a pastor after all.
BClipp 6 months ago
Hovind is an idiot, and the maker of this video who had a comment on the speech by Hovind is pretentious.
MrDanielHen 7 months ago
Is this guy for real?
matbenja 7 months ago
lol, what an idiot. The earth is not round.
DasKrabbe 7 months ago
watER? anyone, anyone else finding it really weird how he says the word water?
kindestchains 7 months ago
wait so how does he know that things lived 900 years?
disturbedspider 7 months ago
God created heaven and earth and all that in them is....Hovind says that this was written by God (on a rock, with his finger) as part of the 10 commandments???? Has Hovind actually read the Bible?
bemoore4 7 months ago
Creationist don't think. You won't make them rethink anything:) But you will make a lot of people laugh :D
redakotamdm 7 months ago in playlist dawkins.net
Kent, water can't be suspended by a magnetic field....what an IDIOT!
QSNalle 7 months ago
Makes perfect sense to me... what? Ice in the sky makes little fluffy clouds... little fluffy clouds... little fluffy clouds... Hibble Bibble, Toil and... Tribbles!
Were there Tribbles on the Ark? Only two of the little ones son, now pay attention...
Alennx 7 months ago
He is so stupid, he seems to have trouble pronouncing the word water.
SnideCast 8 months ago
I take this Bible history very seriously. As I do the single most important person ever to walk the earth. JESUS CHRIST. Who came down from glory to become the propiciation for man's unrighteousness. This HE did willingly. Because of HIS unending love for you and me. What an awesome GOD!!! Would you like to know HIM? Make HIM the savior of your life today. ALL HAIL KING JESUS FOREVER!!!
MegaSoldierforChrist 8 months ago
@MegaSoldierforChrist Are you serious?
judgewest2000 8 months ago
@MegaSoldierforChrist King Jesus, sounds like a Mexican wrestler.
SnideCast 8 months ago 2
hi eric!
schwipesy 8 months ago
I love it how Hovind says that the person who wrote in the nat geo book may believe that no humans have ever seen a live dinosaur but that's not science... and then Hovind immediately starts referencing the bible.
RussianAssassin21 8 months ago
Today the earth is 70% water and mostly land .... omg
felipealvarez1982 8 months ago
NOOOOO! Their using footage from Walking with Dinosaurs!!! Who let them do that!? WHOO!?
jesstaff5346 8 months ago
Unexplored depths of idiocy....
babymicrobe 9 months ago
I'm loving the Freudian slip
CatFacedKillers 9 months ago
@CatFacedKillers It's not a slip, it's just a really bad joke. He's likely referring to natgeo having uncensored pictures of indigenous men and women in secluded parts of the earth. He's a nutball either way.
Gafaton 8 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaahahaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahA
MrCaboose23 9 months ago
Waaa-ter
DJTigerstyle1 9 months ago
Hilarious! People so desperate that they wil say anything, do anything other than face reality.
alan111best 9 months ago
Does he mean the Bible version 200 or version 334 or version 903?
rcguy69 9 months ago
...Science and Genesis in the same breath. A first.
Kclaybond 9 months ago
'Ice suspended by a magnetic field' lol!!! This clown taught science?
Sometimes Kent is the only one who laughs at his jokes too.
deanosumo 9 months ago
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deanosumo 9 months ago
Every "proof" starts with "Bible says"
Be a shame if the Bible was proven to be scientifically inaccurate and written by men bound by the logic of their time period... oh, wait.
TenTonNuke 10 months ago 2
I am totally shocked!! This is like a comedy show, this is actually dangerous!! Break out the kool-aid!
waves14 10 months ago
Noah didn't have live dinosaurs, but he did take dinosaur embryos onto the ark. He kept them inside a Barbasol can, but then dropped it into a pile of mud.
feee99 10 months ago
Wow!
Just wait until the science community catches wind of this guy's earth-shattering discoveries and finds out how wrong we all were. If only people had huffed more airplane glue maybe they would have realized that Noah saved baby tyrannosaurs when he was 600 and the oceans used to be under the earth's crust along with all the molten rock until god decided to flood the earth. Then and only then could Noah dump in two of each fish and whale species that he had saved from dry land.
Gonzo707 10 months ago
freudien slip.
Dillingerman1 10 months ago
"Somebody is seriously wrong." That somebody is the idiot preacher.
I like how he uses the bible as proof the..Bible.
kpmadness 10 months ago
What a fucking idiot! If he weren't already in jail for embezzlement he should go for spreading this bullshit. Worse...are the idiots who choose to follow him.
QTralayne 10 months ago 2
well, dinosaurs were real and the bible is still fiction
EnlightenedVoyage 10 months ago
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skybart 10 months ago
they raped walking with dinosaurs!
AdamDLDixon 11 months ago
"70% water and mostly land"
What the fuck does that mean?
dragonforce525 11 months ago
I kind of want to say something cleaver but instead all I get is ..... LMFAOAOTFF LOLOLOLOLOLOKOKLIKKKKKIFHGTHFOFUHHCHKIKOKOKKIKOOKKMLKOKIKLOLOLOLOL
markod2002 11 months ago
yea hovinds research is in a field alright, its a flat smelly mixture of stuff with cows standin about i suppose now i will have to study under kent to find out what it is.
megamus3 11 months ago
Because god wrote the 10 commandments in rock with his finger, "Adam must have seen dinosaurs". I do not understand these people. Please tell me not all christians are this fucking stupid.
amatterofrecord 11 months ago
Scientists and their false theory of evolution were threatened by Dr. Kent Hovind speaking the truth so "they" decided to silence him.
TheIntolerantAtheist 11 months ago
Kunt Hovind. What a tool.
alexandermccarthy 11 months ago
Someone should tell this moron.......''Dinosaurs are NOT big lizzards you fucking moron!!!! Their bones/bone structure is much more similar to birds(true) so what you had in the garden of eden were GIANT COCKS!!!!!! lol
blade57hrc 11 months ago
2:32
"Somebody is seriously wrong...And we are going to discuss today who it is...(Of course that doesn't apply to us smart creationists...)"
Fix'd
pythor2 11 months ago
they should medicate his condition
86Corvus 11 months ago
I bet the mental gymnastics he does to get around the problem of in-breeding from having just two of everything would be something to see.
trajan74 11 months ago
WHA HA HA AHA HAH AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
djdanaman 11 months ago
It makes me sad knowing we actually share the planet with fucking IDIOTS like this. I really sincerely hope that nobody in that crowd believed this shit.
stoopkidrumm3r 11 months ago
LOL national pornographic.. oh wait geographic
Firetaffer 1 year ago 2
@Firetaffer How does someone make that kind of mistake?!?!?!
PUMKINMANforever 11 months ago
@PUMKINMANforever Haha it's beyond me, them Christians and their dirty minds.
Firetaffer 11 months ago
HAHAHHAHA what a joke
TheSirPsych0 1 year ago
I LOVE how Christians use agnosticism towards evolution but always seem to conveniently forget what it is when it comes towards the Bible. Hypocrisy anyone?
CommanderC4 1 year ago
I'm assuming Hovind's never heard of radiocarbon-dating...
If this is representative of the level of intellectual rigor acceptable to most christians, atheism will inevitably displace mythology. Yay.
AnonymLonen 1 year ago
I can't watch this. I seriously can't! The ignorance and stupidity is just too much for me to handle.
MikeoWar 1 year ago 37
@MikeoWar Give me an exact statement. What is so stupid? Please tell me your not talking about yourself
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy
Imagine that we lived in a world where a persons scientific understanding could be measured by how open his nostrils were. A person with absolutely no scientific knowledge would have his nostrils shut and a person with great knowledge would have really big nostrils. Why imagine such a world? Because everything this guy says reeks of shit, and the more you know about science; the more it stinks.
MikeoWar 5 months ago
@MikeoWar The more you learn about science, the more you begin to question the unexplainable phenomena. Science may have some answers, but it is far from having them all.
luckykimmy 5 months ago
@luckykimmy
Of course, science does no way claim to know all the answers. But that's the thing with science; it's constantly evolving. And it's important to understand that when a phenomena can't be explained with the scientific method, then IT CAN'T BE EXPLAINED with any other method. Saying "this or that God did it" adds nothing to our understanding of that specific phenomena.
MikeoWar 5 months ago
@MikeoWar Most people in Kansas wouldn't even have noses....
sheavepin 4 months ago
Hovind's done 30 years of research in 'Cryptozoology'? The study of finding Big Foot, The Loch Ness monster etc? That says it all.
dreamcattcher1 1 year ago
I don't mean this negatively towards Christians, but its people like this guy that just push me further and further away from finding faith.
kirstingent 1 year ago
Cryptozoology, the study of hidden animals! How do you study "hidden animals"? This is pseudoscience, not science. Putting a Latin tag on stupidity does not make it less stupid.
Constant Bible quoting does not constitute evidence. No-one lived for "..an average of 900 years". Dinosaurs were not big reptiles that lived in Eden with Adam and Eve(the world's first dysfunctional family).
Quote Hovind "Some one is seriously wrong". I think the evidence is in, and we know who is wrong.
gloin10 1 year ago
I liked this guy's angle until I looked at the chart and it only spanned 6,000 years.
FriendNotFoeBand 1 year ago
"Someone is seriously wrong." Yeah, someone is. Seriously.
TheRedSwitch 1 year ago
Somehow dinosaurs and all the millions of creations extinct thousands of years ago were never mentioned but conveniently only the current non-extinct ones made it to the list. Here is the kicker, all the other animals from South and North America, Australia, New Guinea, Antarctica, and a host of islands were left out as well, but somehow were able to swim 40 days and nights of rain... poor lemurs.
ManyInfiniteComments 1 year ago
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