How to kill a deer with a knife (when desperate & without tools; more below...)

[Apegutt11]

desperate and without tools...a goodie, I brought my deerknife

[trapper0a]

get a gun fag



[ASHLEYL0VEBIEBER]

hi tike you full of shit show a video whit prove

[superhack67]

I think he's french.

[2muchgut4u]

I found my wife with this similar position

[verdemanthe1]

I killed a deer with a knife,you hop down from a tree on its back and slit its throat

[DaLukaXD]

who the fuck is this fake ass?! im in the gay part of youtube again

[learrus]

So... You've done this twice?

Man... You are one tough, ballsy dude... I'd be worried about getting trampled...

[JackPantz]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not....

[hrafn14]

fukn gofball brit

[XHustonProductionsX]

Chuck Norris would hide in a tree and use a pair of tweezers hidden in his beard!... But a knife works too ;)

[vajramundi]

Why is he pretending to be out of breath?

[DeadTired171]

i think hes just laying in his own grave

[ViolentKisses87]

And if you end up dead you have a grave already dug for yourself :D

[Entrio]

He looks like Shepherd

[dodgesforlife]

im on the weird side of youtube again

[ScopedOUT2]

if all you had was a knife, cut some wood and make a trap you idiot.

[SecondAmdmt]

wtf? You should thank God for modern conveniences such as prepared food.

[thatevilcorner]

..he's russian what do you expect

[Thespartan117992]

or u could be like me and have a bow and a gun and slugs and be awesome and kill a deer, then i'll be satisfied

[3waybar]

Watching this for the fifth time, LOVE IT :D

[ror12345]

r u seriuos ? u obviously have never been around wild deer

[spydergs07]

Deer like to walk and shit at the same time..... Fall asleep and wake up with face full of shit.

[spydergs07]

Shoot why lay down I straight Rambo it's ass and jump from a 35' tree and stab it with my woodland made arrowhead. Who carries a 2' Deer knife with them everywhere? If i'm getting that prepared to hunt i'll grab my Savage Arms 30-06 and shoot it from a half a mile away and ride my four wheeler and pick it up.

[grandfunkie]

These are the best comments on youtube! LOL!

[cybernetixproject]

wonder how rambo's doing?

[asus3571]

im following this dude when marshal law hits

[vierdabuse]

LOL LOL LOL u are so full of shit.don't watch so much movies while on crack in your trailer home

[shazdee]

Done it twice? You fucking liar. In the higly unlikely event that a deer straddles a hole it would normally walk around when it's bashed it's nose and can't smell. Anyone that's been near livestock would not want to be on the ground under it's hooves when it becomes distressed. Say you actually got a retarded deer to walk over you and stabbed it, what's it gonna do? Jump straight up and come down on what? before running away? Headbutt your PS3 cabellas big game hunting disc against a wall.

[shazdee]

Atleast when this fails you're mostly in your own grave. Have you been anywhere near a real deer? Being a wannabe soldier doesn't qualify you to tell other people how to survive. I'd pay to see the fall out of you using that knife on a deer trapped in a small pen. It's antlers would take your head off. Say this worked really well and a couple hundred pounds of deer drops on your face, then what? Dickheads like you make me laugh. If happy meals stopped you'd starve.

[Whitehorze]

Black beret - check

Leather driving gloves - check

Black pants and Tan shirt in a woodland environment - check

"Mall Ninja" nametag - M.I.A.

Sorry, you failed.

[str8cndian]

ya bambi 's just gonna come strolling around him, and better yet smell him and step right over him leaving its vitals vulnerable to his knife. That is a great, and funny way to try and kill a deer, but sadly enough for mankind it proves that animals are often way smarter than men who often claim their the experts on things they know nothing about. How long do you think this idiot would wait there b4 he packed it in and went to the nearest drivethrough.?

[imanelkaholic]

you call that a knife....

[InlandVintage]

Thanks man!... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time !!.....May you never "Catch a grizzly in the ass" !!!!!

[BassFishing904]

In the wierd part of Youtube again.

[sooev]

you can dig that hole you lay in, little deeper and you have a perfect grave to die from hunger.

[mwillblade]

Holy Crap !! I laughed so hard my penis fell off !

[TheBhinz57]

Chuck Norris has a retarded brother?

[ueshiba]

why not just use a motherfrakin MIND BULLET!!! this is a joke!

[Andrey62400]

rambo haha

[YallBitchezAintShit]

Is this a fucking joke?

[ttom81]

I got a Bigfoot with this same setup

[TheRealEasy1]

A real man can kill a deer with an ice pick. Chuck Norris kills deer with his farts.

[Wtfever3]

Why r is boots untied?is he gonna kick'em at the deer to knock it senseless before he "springs" into action? What a douchenozzle.....

[3waybar]

Guys, he already did it TWICE ! HAHA, one time to a farm Cow, and the other time, to his ex wifes dog, and it tasted like chicken

[daw162]

I would hate to be laying there when a doe with fawns walked by and decided to smash your face. It would happen in seconds and you'd likely never have the time to move.

[Pacifity]

Is the deer coming soon?

[MistaBray]

Thats not a knife, thats a Chuck Norris toothpick.

[eatwatukill]

snare a rabbit or anything for that matter alot less trouble and alot more of them. each there own you should make a vid of you actually doing it would be good for more laughs

[Ladysonoma]

This has got to be the funniest survival video ever! It just can't be real. I don't believe you, but then your face. You look so serious.... I think you need to explain somethings, for people to understand better... like why in the world you think your chances of getting a deer like that are good? The chances are zero!

[hermitcrabguy1000]

446 people fail at life and have no patience

[Copperswilly]

I think ive seen it all

[alkssmith]

Looks pretty doubtfull because of strong senses of deer let alone sence of smell

of a pig.

[egmont3]

ohh great :D really nice vid! I can clearly see that you have alot of experience with this great hunting method because i can see that you are a big faggot running around i the woods with a fucking sword! you most be a real survivor!!!

[hcdub]

I am willing to bet that after reading all the negative posts about this video, sonoflester went home that night, filled his bathtub with warm water, got in, and slowly slit both wrists as he cried tears of hurt and rejection. 

[alkssmith]

@hcdub Or politely left this for stupids like you.

[channelsarestupidful]

Not in a million years

[qpae123]

This method works fine with fishes too..

[spydergs07]

@qpae123 Classic!!!

[TheRantingCabbie]

I doubt if it's any good on a dirt bike speeding along that doesn't see you.

[kodeeman]

ud be better off grabbing its testicles and asking it for food

[JuDoggin]

idiot.  let's see a full live version of your demo.

[TheZanderman101]

dude what if the deer walks on you and not over you

[thedarknessjosh]

What you do is trip the animal and slap on the rear naked choke . This will work with a bear or moose just as well.

[JesusDillinger]

This is the stupidest goddamned thing possible.

If you want a deer but have no ow or gun, snare it, then spear it. There's a Hoods Woods video about snaring animals.

[49young]

get a life sad bas---d

[DARTAGNANS170]

434 people eat boxed cereal and don't know anything outside of their cozy city apartment.

[MrSheissen1]

@DARTAGNANS170 434 people realize that this guy is a crazy fucktard and dont want any part of his antics or his deer "sword".

[charlestdc]

If you show me an other video of you realy doing your special dear killing skils i will give you a million bucks ooo dear bucks ass hole !!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡

[PossibleTerrorist]

Ain´t that the crazy guy from the bear suit

[NishikoRyuu]

I am afraid that he means it seriously

[takatimutoto]

Grab moose's leg and begging for milk or using

takedown skill

[DARTAGNANS170]

Good stuff!

[nmctag]

What happens when the moose steps on your nuts or kicks you in the face when you stab it?

[briargoatkilla]

AWESOME CONCEPT!!! too bad it blows goats and will only work when monkeys fly out of an elephants ass.

[unknwnshooter]

Truly you have lost what was left of YOUR MIND !!!

[4orkful]

how to kill a deer when in the woods with a 2 foot machete and a large buck knife and something to dig a body sized trench with as well as sweet combat gloves and a gay hat....thanks for the tips, dumass. if your carrying that stuff in the woods with you, your not very desperate.

[notinfoilplease]

This video is complete BS. I have been deer hunting many years and this would NEVER work.

A large snare planted near a rub, salt lick or pile of feed might work, but I wouldn't bet my life on it. If you were starving to death it would be much more efficient to trap small game such as squirrels and rabbits with a snare or deadfall.

[ForTheEmperorsOwn]

anyone think this guy bears a striking resemblance in speech and looks as the guy who made the Trojan armored suit in canada?

[1956564346]

bullshit a deer wont go 3 o 4 miles they will go 100 at the most b4 they fall dwn

[DARTAGNANS170]

@1956564346 False. You sir have never shot an animal.

[MrAustinpen]

"thats just crazy enough to work"

[4ormula51]

maybe at a deer farm,.....a very over populated deer farm.......lol Ya nut case!

[Reaver1776]

This guys a fucking retard.

[3n82]

"If you already have a grave open, and you're starving, simply jump in and enjoy!" the nut-job said..

[1jacquesf]

This is a good way to starve in a survival situation. This dude is either joking or he does not know shit from Shinola. No offense meant he is FOS. I am a survivalist and I tell you now that the deer will not even come near him as it will smell him and go the other way. I hope he is just joking?

[youngshooter192]

you might want to rename this video "the dumbass who obviously dosent know what the fuck hes talking about"

[benr41kil]

nice red lightsaber

[SuzukiRider93]

have fun picking up your teeth after.

[tommyMirror]

lol

[chichangchifag]

lmfao this video and comments made my day



[AMilitantAgnostic]

If you do it just right you can tickle a dear, just like a trout, then just when he trust you, you bash it in the head with the rock you had hidden behind your back. I've done it twice! Don't believe me? watch this video and tell me it can't be done... /watch?v=IajDae1_hAc&feature=r­elated And BTW my full size HANDLEBAR mustache and my often used OUTBACK HAT makes me look the part of an expert dear tickler.

[jschin79]

He should probably loose the beret and the french mustache before putting this clip on...

[florin5739]

ai vazut multe filme ha ha ha!!!

[GridJumping]

I used to kill deer like this once but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Nidiot1968]

Thanks for posting!! This video demonstrates how unhinged the mind becomes when you are starving and desperate...or high with the munchies. I haven't laughed this hard all day!! Go home and masturbate over your collection of "deer hunting knives", numbnuts! If you have a knife, lash it to a sapling and you now have a spear for hunting. And you didn't have to waste all that time and energy digging big hole. Use your knife to carve a marker so that, when you finally starve, your grave is complete.

[theaterboyeBay]

@Nidiot1968 - Now that was F***ing funny

[idunnowhattochoose]

your an idiot. the fucking deer will smell you. =) for one. they will not step right over you. IDIOT!!!

Have you ever been deer hunting? I watched chuck norris punch a deer and rip his little heart out. TWICE. He was also wearing a beret! so that anwers the question to MIKEFOXTROTCHARLIE

[rdean45acp]

Id fall asleep in the hole

[rdean45acp]

Wow what a doinker

[ffwb1639]

The only thing this guy ever ( stuck) was the ass of a she male crackhead for 5 bucks.

[sszabo777]

This might be the best technique for killing deer ever!! Because the thing would die of laughter every time when he runs into this clown.

[hughdamwright]

It's got a dragon right on the blade, we repeat, a DRAGON right there on the blade

[FredVTR1000F]

Cretin

[ThumbsUpBrah]

just eat the veg 18 inches away from you.

[TheOlpaddywalsh]

seems like a good way to get your head kicked the fuck off

[marcelma]

Hahaha... I am wondering: what stupid impulse brought stupid me to this stupid clip! I can already picture myself after 2 weeks stumbling through the woods having finally grown desperate enough to draw out this wonder blade from... yea, from where actually(?), diging a shallow grave (with bare hands, of course, lest I dull the blade) and waiting for the stupid deer who comes along to... yea, to do what actually? Anyway, thanks for the good laugh - I can't wipe the grin from off my face...

[Ezeekiel349]

So im out in the woods alone with no gear, no water, no map or compass. Lucky me I just happen to have my 2 foot, double serrated dragon blade. This man wont go hungry.

[shaverman40]

I don't normally criticize anyone, and tend to keep my negative comments to myself. However, I got to ask this question. What the hell is he doing?

[homeinthewhiteoaks]

And I thought Bear Grylls was a joke...

[bloodsling]

I dunno,perhaps another title for this clip as I'm pretty sure those daggers count as hunting tools,you'd skin a deer with one of those no?

[zhagray]

taught like a professional mall ninja....

[greenlink86]

u shoot the fucker not stad it

[owned2hell]

Well....i can do this.... if i don't lose focus when the deer steps on my balls.

[kingbattlef3]

ill just fly over all you faggots in a helicopter with a ak47 just letting loose

[50centpb7]

yea some of us have testicles,

[guns5050]

so i lie in a hole till a 400 pound deer steps on me than stab it with a sword that i bought at the corner store than when it disembowels me with its hooves i track it and eat it, that's genius

[sethzky77]

yeah if you lay down in a hole, deer just walk over you.  Happens every day.

[salmonider]

Usually i go to costco and THEN get laid........ lol

[MrHuck001]

this guy is going to get somebody hurt with these stupid ideas in survival mode its much easier to snare a rabbit or squirrel. dam man i think i would tie that fucking sword to a stick and make a spear before i get fucking clubbed with hooves

[2088tomrogers]

this guy aint ever killed any deer or any animal that way. hes high as a kite

[TRoutdooradventures]

we put deep see fishing rigs in the back of a lifted pick up with an apple on the fishing line. those bucks flop and dive and pitch and roll just like a marlin or a shark. man thats how i CATCH deer!

[TRoutdooradventures]

@TRoutdooradventures they pitch and roll out the tops of the corn field at about 50 mph. you should see it. quite a sight.

[Justincasey2]

I catch deer by sprinkling salt on their tails.

[aTruster]

Looks like a cycle track. I was waiting for a kid on a BMX to lay some tread on his face.

[Clowerdean]

bull shiiit x 2

[Sebelfisch]

What an idiot ! Hahaha

Everytime I think it can't get any dumber I find videos like this...

[AT3Chaplin]

i'm gonna make a survival video too. gonna call it: "how to avoid a nut-job napping in a hole on your favorite hiking trail"

[maxinpains]

have you tried that kiddo? I hope it would hope you don't end up dying in there while waiting in survival time...LOL

[EazyWarrior]

is this shit serious? this guy is fucking dumb

[Karpens16]

"I've done this twice", I dont know what to say.

[mwillblade]

My Grandfather killed a deer with his pocketknife during the Great Depression , he had a large family to feed .

[poopface212223456789]

YOU SUCK



[poopface212223456789]

YA RIGHT LOSER

[poopface212223456789]

WHY DONT YOU KILL A DEER FOR CHANGE THEN MAYBE ILL LIKE IT BUT FOR KNOW YOU SUCK CUZ YOU CANT KILL A DEER

[Jayboy671]

Are we hunting humans or animals?

[11kungfu11]

That way your grave is done when/IF (Big IF) a big ass dear stomps you to death.

[MrGuevara888]

@SchMasHed Did it work?;)

[homodelphinus2]

you need a doctor maaaan

[shifter2846]

I have to hunt like this now after jumping out of a tree and taking an arrow to the knee

[thadea]

going out of your way to become the most full of shit...

[k9uprising]

I never trust a man that wears half-gloves and collects knifes too large to be practical.

[glennvera]

so full of shit

[SuperWiz666]

No tools. Dig 6'+ x 2" x 1" hole. Cut brush for hide. Lie in wet, cold, hole in woods waiting until something comes by, stab it, hope you make fatal wound, track through deer trails 1/4-10 miles.

Find deer trail (2-4" wide.) Find 2-3" sapling near trail. Build snare. Wait in shelter, check snare in morning. Kill, butcher, eat (cooking optional.) You do always carry at least 2-3 knives...don't you? Including penknives. Try to kill deer from pit trap w/ 3" blade...

[SuperWiz666]

Uhh isn't a knife a tool?

[SuperWiz666]

make a sling.

[AmazingZombieWeapons]

stupid fake bullcrap

[asssface2000]

things bleed out faster with the knife removed, otherwise the knife can plug its own hole and the deer can run 20 miles away. also, NO deer will EVER step over you like that.

[bdietz1000]

your a fuck'n retard...stupid fuck....you couldn't kill shit like that....asshole

[ChildMolestingRobot]

you would need alot of fucking luck to get a deer steping on your face

[ak47airhead]

the deer is gonna step on dumbo

[Ianmw7597]

XD ya and I got pinned between two rocks and had to chew both of my arms off to get out... TWICE!!!

[rellirTnoraa1]

I just climb a tree and when a deer walks under me I jump on its back and club it to death with a dildo. I've done it twice!

[SuperWiz666]

@rellirTnoraa1 Darn! I never seem to have a dildo in the woods when I need one....dumbos I got plenty.

[jablonsky67]

I've killed seven bighorn sheep by impaling them with yardlong summer sausages while nude hanggliding.

[gonzisonsbc]

@rellirTnoraa1 hahahahahahahahah those dildos are deadly... I think they should be banned in the U.S. lol

[chongoonchua]

@rellirTnoraa1 holy shit i laugh my ass of when i see this comment!! LOL!!! hahahah

[rellirTnoraa1]

@chongoonchua I'm glad i could help

[norse27]

@rellirTnoraa1 Third time's the charm mate!

[evulgenious]

Fucking idiot



[theabstract100]

Oh boy, get a job and buy a rifle...

[1spearhunter2]

a wannabe rambo fool in cammo with NO real life experience or idea what he is proposing doing!

[MrSheissen1]

This dumb nigger hasnt killed a single jewbag deer.

[nolobede]

Too bad there's no video of a deer coming through there at 20 mph and stepping on his face and nuts before he'd even know what happened.

This guys seen too many movies.

[BlackRegment8]

I'll would like to eat Snickers! would give me enough energy to get my ass out of the jungle!

[mikefoxtrotcharlie]

Do I need to be wearing a beret when I do this?

[Copiophonica]

WTF that thing is sir lancalots GREATSWORD. What are you some sort of knight?! Just hunt with a gun... Jesus.