Chuck Norris VS Super Mario World

[MaximumOffense]

How can Chuck Norris make the sun fall out of the sky?!? I know he's incredible because he's Chuck Norris, but I don't even think God can do that!

[yoshifan444]

mario is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyy better than chuck norris

[jianan99]

@yoshifan444 BLASPHEMY!!!!

[MrBiffano]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kk



[talbott221]

I look down, excited to see the 2 top comments, then extremely disappointed because they are "chuck norris is awesome" and "nice" -_-

[Byron10301]

Did you Chuck fans know that he is a creationist? Chuck Norris thinks this world is 5000 years old, and believes in an old man in the sky ... I'm not joking, google it, he is RETARDED.

[divinetrickshotzz]

thats wat happenes when chuck norris takes a shit

[ThisisTMEGuy]

Fail. It only takes Chuck Norris 1 hit to make the whole game asplode

[pumacaine]

@ThisisTMEGuy Blame it on the sun.

[shadowshuun]

@ThisisTMEGuy asplode?

[SpiroHrvoje1989]

If this game came out today, it would beat MW3's and BF3's profits added up X 10

[OMGthepie]

if this is a real game i want its site

[darthwinsor]

Joseph Joestar.

Who gets it?

[Saur]

@darthwinsor Joseph IS Chuck Norris! Who else could possibly have such a PIMP as a grandson?

[darthwinsor]

@Saur Makes sense actually. Joseph hiding his identity as a washed up meme.

[Zug75]

nuke!



[pmaguire13]

there goes mushroom kindom

[Dxthegod]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

NORTALITY

[Dxthegod]

Everyone knows if Chuck Norris were actually in that game (which is impossible) it would explode before it even left the factory - roundhouse kicking any and every Nintendo employee within a 300 billion lightyear radius.

[Carlos328]

CHICK NORRIS POWER MOVES 

chucky norris can trasfrom into any one he wats and his power lvl is higer then 900000000000,000000000,0000000­,000,000000000000,

[GamerG0d1337]

1. Chuck Norris once got a woman pregnant from having phone sex.

2. Chuck Norris once met a bear, and the bear mauled itself.

3. Jesus can walk on water. So what? Chuck Norris can swim in land.

4. The spell check on most writing programs won't allow "Norris" to be lower-case. Chuck norris made it that way.

5. Chuck Norris needs no birth control. He can just tell a woman to not be pregnant and she won't.

6. Chuck Norris needs no gun. He can just point his finger and yell "bang!" to kill people.

[GamerG0d1337]

CHUCK NORRIS WINS

FLAWLESS CHUCK NORRIS

CHUCK NORRIS-ITY

[TheOrochimaru27]

wryyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[karanjhalaguy16578]

Chuck Norris can dribble a hockey puck while playing baseball

[MDthornton83]

Chuck Norris is the Kenshiro of Mugen.

[thefallencog]

Chuck norris kicked a piece of the asteroid belt into the world :D

[don8tosaur123]

Do nat destroid mario world.....IºTºS MºY WºOºRºLºDº!

[seethefight]

When Chuck Norris was denied his own search engine he roundhouse kicked it so hard it became CHUCKOOGLEcom

[xslxsuperman1]

chuck norris vs super mario world no contest chuck norris always wins.

[MrEvans425]

chuck norris was orriginaly meant to be a boss on a street fighter game. the beta testers said ther was a glitch that chuck norris never lost heath.the last words those beta testers heard was , thats no glitch. before taking a roundhose kick to the face

[armored1core1fan]

omfgggg sooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnny

[geraldtpokemon]

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[treejoe4]

chuck norris is awesome

[ckvintus]

nice