Dan and Dan in "The Negotiator"

[tommytankvideo]

This is where I landed. Very funny. Ya just knew his mobile would ring. Lol

[razzdaspazz]

Geez. This video hasnt been commented on in a while. Still one of my favorites. Keep them coming, dan. You as well dan.

[dananddanfilms]

@razzdaspazz Thanks for revisiting. Makes us feel all warm to know that people might do that.

[FAB12UCB]

Dan, you sly so and so

[TheStevedafish]

what is your job????????????

[x46andtwo]

Oh such treachery!

[dananddanfilms]

@x46andtwo That's Dan for you.

[tjf4375]

I love the way one Dan is slightly more savvy and streetwise than the other - it sort of comes through in all the vids, they each have their own characters which is really clever!

[llywelyn99]

Always brilliant. One of the best things on Youtube.

Well done Dan (and Dan) - Genius

[dananddanfilms]

@llywelyn99 Cheers!

[MrZoozimp]

I thought u guys were friends... That was a mean trick to pull dan

[dananddanfilms]

@MrZoozimp Dan deserve everything he gets.

[jowanedwards]

Do you ever get worried that you might make yourself schizophrenic?

[dananddanfilms]

@jowanedwards No, I don't really YES I DO ACTUALLY !*£%^"£&*

[chiffmonkey]

Bloody excellent :)

[ladywithtime]

I'd like to back you into a corner! Brilliant stuff!

[Running4coffee]

lol

[JohnnyMaverik]

Doesn't it get lonley when in reality theres only one of you? I meen I'm sure that used to be normal, and to you maybe it still is, but I have emotional investment in both dan and dan, and on occasion, dan, dan, dan and dan, so finding out there is in fact only dan... well a part of me died to be honest.

I need there to be atleast 2 dans in reality, so if you could sort that out then it'd be much appreciated.

[lottieissocoollike]

ha ha great ending!!!

[vloweer]

haha poor dan

[logjimer]

I think Dan is slightly cooler Dan, to be honest

[dananddanfilms]

Your honesty hurts Dan. But he had it coming.

[logjimer]

Oh well. Dan is still cool though, i just think Dan Is a little cooler

[Running4coffee]

dont worry u kool 2!!! lol

[Every1Tubes]

So, how much for both Dans together?

[dananddanfilms]

The Dans are not used to such propositions.

[tatoola]

Honestly, you're rocking my brain ('ve just made up this verb, please get the symbolic meaning of it) with your wtfwowing (same) performance.

You are officially considerer as *TALENTED* by me. Congrats!

[dananddanfilms]

We like to perform as wtfwowingly as possible.

Glad to rock your brain. Hope it didn't hurt too much.

[flyawayhome3]

very harsh dan. and i thought you were nice.

[whothehellisthat]

Genius!

[RedLikesDubstep]

My favourite guy is Dan!

[coleyrfc01]

wtf Why? Dan sucks...Dan is alot better

[Samothedesert]

I dunnno, Dan is quite cool :) much better then Dan really

[thecripplewhoiswhole]

i agree with coley, Dan is ok, however Dan is a heck of alot better

[FAB12UCB]

dan you fool. you feel for his trick. lmao

[Daltonson]

I think Dan can't even look in the mirror after this without seeing Dan back.

[cjzim]

its too much lol .. its like is he even paying attention to the number you give him? lol .. thats funny you should like make a video teaching people how to distract Scams and impliment your own Business lol

[Krust217]

haha i like dan he's the funnier one! dan is crap though, well i mean he needs some major improvements. My advice to you dan is to talk to your friend dan, hes a great guy.

[CarlJUK]

Brillaint, nice comedy. :)

[nightie82]

poor dan....

[arequipa1]

i heart the dans

[hksaqib]

1 dan got tricked by the other Dan , other dan WILL do the job for abit more cash lol

[Jonno71]

I think the other Dan was in the other room listening in and got the job before the other Dan muscled in.

[EmbarassedGirl]

I think Dan could kick Dan's ass. Don't you guys?

[Godlim17]

I LOVE THIS!!!! I find everything you do hillarious I wish i lived in England.

[elrik9000]

has anyone else noticed the dan's look exactly the same....

[dananddanfilms]

Shhh... I don't think people have clocked that yet...

[flatbadger]

you know what...they do have a similar voice yeah...

[DocHammerFan]

Dan sure is lucky to have Dan watching his back ;)

[arky3000]

have u made more? if not why not.... wheres the danology gone?

[dananddanfilms]

It's coming, I promise! Stay tuned! Don't leave me for a younger, fitter, more frequent and more vigorous channel!

[alastaird2008]

Nice touch with THE HAT on the sofa behind you - guess your global success on Requiem has made it too valuable to chuck away now. Well, Dan, if you don't make your fortune in editing you could always flog it on E-Bay...

[dananddanfilms]

Cheers alastaird2008, you're quite right, the hat does indeed now have a brand new sentimental attachment. As, in fact, do all of the clothes in that vid. So the song kind of backfired (at least in terms of getting rid of clothes. It frontfired in terms of getting featured).

[Epiphanized]

lol dan that was genius!

really loved it =)

[dananddanfilms]

Many thanks Epiphanized, please call again soon :)

[avenger919]

lol so evil, yet so funny

[AimeeN88]

EXCELLENT vid dananddan! discovered your films a few weeks ago and haven't stopped laughing. you make it look so easy, but that's only because you've got a knack for this....... great stuff. can't wait to see what happens next. keep up the great work. ever thought of doing something reminiscent of monty python? just suggesting. BBC needs to discover you!

[dananddanfilms]

Thank you AimeeN88, glad you're digging the Dans. There should be some new stuff up soon!

[maugck]

hey dan, you're looking a little sunburnt there, you been enjoying this good weather?

[dananddanfilms]

Dan forgot to take the suncream.

[dodgeball303]

Very well done. I loved it. In the States, I could get that guy $600 US a day, easily. NIce job.

[dananddanfilms]

Well really? Very interesting...

We'll take it.

But don't tell Dan.

[IAmTheKnight]

hilarious, absolutely brilliant! lol..

[dananddanfilms]

Hello and welcome. And thankyou.

Come back again soon.

Cheers ears

D+D

[arky3000]

i think someone should do a reply video of the person on the other end of the phone... and that person has a double too and they argue about when he says about 2000 a day lol

[arky3000]

its done so well that sometimes i forget that it is just dan... and dan and dan and dan the cameraman man

[dananddanfilms]

Yes indeed, we're proud of how the finished films rarely betray the fact that there are so many Dans.

[simpon]

Hi dans, new subscriber and thoroughly enjoying all dan-related antics (Dantics?).Is crap at business Dan good guitarist Dan or do they swap sides?

[dananddanfilms]

I'm afraid they swap sides (just to keep everyone on their toes). However, usually crap at business Dan is on the right. If you see what I mean. Hope so. (Cos I'm not sure we entirely do to be honest).

Anyway, welcome and thanks for subbing.

[uncletoby01]

mindboggling as always

[dananddanfilms]

Glad to boggle.

D+D

[lunarlime149]

Great stuff. You've really got something glorious going on here.

[dananddanfilms]

Why thank you. Perhaps glorious will become the new awesome.

[piratebob10]

If that is a real phone number ... then who ever owns it... is in real trouble!

[snapf00]

I don't think you quite caught the joke at the end... =P

[dananddanfilms]

Hmm. Dan's been wondering where all these prank calls have been coming from recently.

[marlijnvouwfiets]

good choice! ;)

[marlijnvouwfiets]

the hat!!! you kept it!?! :D

[dananddanfilms]

Well how could we chuck out that hat after it got us featured?!

[kohlcass]

MARRY ME

[dananddanfilms]

oh alright then

[kohlcass]

You should have asked which Dan, silly.

[resqdragon]

awesome!!!1

[bouncer160]

its called being honest. :) :) thank you. karma likes you

[dananddanfilms]

And thank you too.

D+D

[nimshneakle]

lol another great vid

[dananddanfilms]

Cheers, glad you approve.

[marinasakimotofilm]

haha love the ending! i'm happy there is a new dan & dan video. can't wait for the next one. :)

[dananddanfilms]

Should be one along soonish. Stay tuned. (Or whatever the digital equivalent is).

[capa4ka]

This, like the others, fantastic.

[jolodobs]

still havent watched a dan and dan that hasnt tickeled me. you are fantastic.

[dananddanfilms]

Good. Let's hope that first disappointment is some way off.

[notatriplet]

well done... guys...!

[JaTjr32]

I'm amazed at how many comments you responded to. That's dedication to your subscribers. Hilarious comments as well. I'm glad I subscribed. And the videos are pretty alright.

Great channel guys, keep it up.

[dananddanfilms]

It's easy to keep up with the comments when there's 2 of us ;)

[JaTjr32]

Touche...

[simpon]

i thought there were three of you.Or was that a lie as well

[dananddanfilms]

You sound genuinely hurt!

[simpon]

Confused and hurt.But mainly confused

[OzzyCoop]

I love this type of comedy. Great stuff.

[monsterback10]

brilliant!

[hedlundman]

Hey, is Dan sick? Cause I can tell that it's that guy Dan! Not that Dan, the other, you know the third one.. or second or whatever. Or maybe the real Dan is actually Dan, or even Dan.. Some deep shit...

[dananddanfilms]

Yup... think we followed that... thanks for watching!

[wfd1234567]

next video you should have dan and dan fight eachother :)

[dananddanfilms]

er... that might have to happen off-camera...

D+D

[backwillow]

"I'll call'em back later." lol Great work. You have a solid talent for irony. You are a good actor and a great editor. What editing software do you use?

[dananddanfilms]

Thank you. We use Final Cut Pro.

Glad you enjoyed it

D+D

[andristic]

very good :)

[DrMakuku]

God. Brilliant.

[almlof]

So, Dan, how come you never threw that old hat away..? :D

[dananddanfilms]

Well spotted! We thought that after all it had done for us in recent weeks, it would be rude to chuck it.

[FanfareForFreaks]

bloody Dan(1)is such a berkhe just blagged poor Dan(2) out of a job and poor dan(2) doesn't even realize he just made a clanger

loved it as usual

[dananddanfilms]

Cheers, and all the best from Dan(1) and Dan(2)

[WeternExperess]

Don't forget the hat

[anne2matthew]

love it

[kritz4prez]

"the 5th's day's free... ITS AN INCENTIVE!"

hahahahaha!!! i cried a little.

[dananddanfilms]

Dan will have you know it's an incentive that works very well!!

[alexchiu]

Dan is so stupid! XD

[HKragh]

Hehe...you should negotiate for me, I'm in the 3D-graphics business, and I charge WAAAY too little... I am just too damn dependent on the job. Guess I'm not good enough then;)

Great job...:)

[fbvillian]

lmfao. cracked me up. poor dan... not u dan!

[selinauno]

That was Brilliant!!!! You Sly little devil you!!!! LOL

Selina

[dananddanfilms]

Thanks Selina. Alas, in the jungle that is modern business, the sly rise to the top ;)

[qiranger]

Dan.... that clever bugger.

[dananddanfilms]

Either that or the other Dan was having a slightly 'slow' day.

[qiranger]

Now that's a thought. Perhaps Dan and Dan were screwing with Dan's business.

[moncmurph]

I would have expected that behavior of Dan, but NOT DAN!

[dananddanfilms]

I know. Whataver happened to society's moral backbone, eh?

[Copperbat]

heehee

[gillisj44]

Dan: Well maybe I don't need things like swanky shirts, and cocktails and...

Dan: Food?

hahaha i love it, keep up the awesome work dan^2

[dananddanfilms]

Glad you like that line... not that we'd be one to praise our own work, but we're quite fond of that line too ;)

[Eron78]

lol awesome vid

[JastLives]

Dan... do we have your mobile number now?

[dananddanfilms]

Ha ha! Of COURSE NOT! Dan wouldn't do anything that silly, would you Dan? *pause* Dan?

[dananddanfilms]

*gulp*

[fgnsfgnsfgn]

WOOTNESS

[sohaliatalitha]

O.o Poor thing. Better luck next time eh?

[Silky777]

Great work, Dan. Tell Dan I said he's a bastard.

[dananddanfilms]

Hmmm, I may do but that'll make his day.

[arky3000]

yo dan, i think you should steal his phone off him and check the number... QUICK!! before he gets to it first lol

great vid again dan and dan... but wheres dan today? is there a fourth dan that we dont know about? lol

[dananddanfilms]

That's far too smart for Dan.

The other Dan was doing the camera incidentally.

[monkeyman9393]

Lol that ending was just fantastic.

[dananddanfilms]

Not for Dan it wasn't!

[chopin65]

Worth the waite. You are so funny. I showed this to my dad (who never laughs) and he laughed his ass off. Dan, seriously, get a backbone. Dan, congrats on winning that new client.

[dananddanfilms]

Thanks. As I've been telling Dan since, all is fair in business. And hello to your Dad.

[MidiPunk]

You have a great voice, Dans. Don't waste it bartering.

[thejoebobaggins]

Dan, you're really cool.

Dan though...Not so much.

[jillenium00]

I'd pay you 20!

[dananddanfilms]

Deal.

[Maxmaxz]

Dan you swine! What you Dan think if he knew!?

[searnold56]

seriously...dan is an ass hole

[dananddanfilms]

Tell me about it.

[weldonenomak]

that dan's a cheeky bastard haha

[dananddanfilms]

Not arf :)

[Phife54]

Hilarious once again!

Great work!

[SpocksSister08]

ohhhhh dan darling, I have no head for business either. You need an agent sweetie. :)

[dananddanfilms]

Dan's meant to be my agent as it happens. Just to make sure - it's usual for the agent to take 95% of earnings, right?

[110jim]

Tell Dan I'll book him for £15 per day!

[dananddanfilms]

Jim, I'm afraid it'd be mates rates. So call it 5.

[Lowclef]

Dan is such a dick

[Rydron360]

Brilliant video, i always look foward to see a new one of these.

[dananddanfilms]

That's nice to know :)

[cannonfodder9]

Dan outshines Dan once again. Dan obviously has no talent. He really does have to work hard to keep up with Dan. I think, when you look in his eyes, you can tell that Dan wishes he were Dan.

[PHCfilms]

I know! I feel so bad for Dan, having to live with Dan. And when Dan is around Dan so much, i mean, it must drive Dan nuts! Poor Dan... man, that Dan is so mean to Dan!!

[dananddanfilms]

8 Dans in one comment - that may be a record!!

[dezmika]

ahahah this was sehr GUT

[eluzyon]

brilliant !! :D

[Gus1236]

lol! One of your best!

[dananddanfilms]

Cheers Gus1236

[binnila]

What a prick!

[banghiphorray]

maybe i dont need things like swanky shirts, cocktails.... food :P

[dananddanfilms]

Glad you caught that... was a bit worried Dan was talking over me a bit at that point.

[banghiphorray]

haha!!!

[brycemaster]

This is probably your best one, apart from wardrobe obviously. Love your stuff Dan...and Dan, nice to see a fellow Brit getting into the comedy scene.

[dananddanfilms]

Cheers. That comment has made us feel very nice inside.

[brycemaster]

Like when you wake up and it's the weekend when you thought you had to work. :)

[dananddanfilms]

Yes. Exactly like that. But without the hangover.