Quick Moves

[Abbytater]

Is this why Spiderman's real name was Peter Parkour?

...Sorry. I'll show myself out.

[mediczjeee]

does she remind you of sarah from collegehumor?

[MegaGamer50]

the only difference between the top comments are that by is replaced with with

[SonicSoundAKAstu]

And the top comments are the same because??...

[WulfShank]

@SonicSoundAKAstu Unorginality,Running out of ideas,Twins,Random prank on a video,Likers, End of Thinking Capacity

[Murdoku]

Vote this one up. There, problem solved.

[qwame100]

I never got this joke because I thought it did not make sense (yes, I am very late). But thanks to @michellsmalls and @somethingcrappy, I finally do. Now is my chance...

[ahem]

THE TWO TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME!!!

[awsumman4]

@qwame100 ummm i'm pretty sure he was just calling him an asshole

[AnImmortalCrew]

@awsumman4 its a joke

[IWakeUpToSweat]

@awsumman4 -.-

[LazingProductions]

@awsumman4 Whoosh.

[M1ke9876]

first half of video, robber's face is fully covered, second half it's revealed! :O

[DaNtHeMaNrULeS]

i love her confused look as she just gives the purse up trollol

[manchesterfan102]

That guy was clearly amazed at his asshole

[halotube015]

that was the shittiest boyfriend and freerunner

[KingCaptian]

did anyone realiase that the thief had a mask until he said what a asshole

[TheGamerPowa]

LOL , plastic knife : 0:03

[kkdoomsday22]

now its time for the ancient shaolin art of RUN LIKE A BITCH!!

[uscdrew1]

Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Final Attack! Run Away!

[PappaShmack]

the robber was clearly impressed by the view of his asshole

-not my comment but it used to be on top

[pkjoris]

i jused to do all that stuff, than i took an arrow in the knee

[EmporerEmblem]

that's me if i knew parkour

[iamnanosec]

@EmporerEmblem

me too.

except i'd be wearing a hoodie with two knives stuck up my sleaves.

[EmporerEmblem]

@iamnanosec i'd probably just have a dagger at my belt and half a crow bar up my sleeve

[Th3MufF1nU8]

favorite

[jjc5587]

anyone noticed robber was face covered and when he said asshole and gone?

[EmoGoneGood]

He still takes her purse lol

[IStehSHIT]

they stole this one from seinfald :)

[steveman751]

ok... so the video store was on the rooftops?? (read the description)

[madmanhunter]

@steveman751 he jumped over a fence.

[Somethingcrappy]

The robber was clearly impressed by the view of his asshole.

[Nutesack]

@Somethingcrappy I'm clearly impressed with your copy and pasting skills.

[mickomoo]

it's like the opposite of assassin's creed

[57TARDIS]

Uh, LOL

[AssKicker411]

Parkour, can save you, and only you

[iamnanosec]

@AssKicker411

i got the 100th thumb up.

I HAVE JUST BECOME STRONGER THAN EVER.

[yankolvich]

that was 8 seconds

[suraxis]

@yankolvich You must be new here.

[MrDarkTemplar]

Parkour: The French martial art of runing away :)

[Bjornhuhu]

I'm french and this is not true what you say about us. We are not the kind of people that runs away. We surrender, it's way better. Like that we get fucked in the ass but at least you know wallah

[Canadiankiid93]

@Bjornhuhu surrendering is like running towards the enemy, same principal, different direction.

[Bjornhuhu]

@Canadiankiid93 Where your ennemy isn't a bitch-ass punk, it's way safer to surrender. If you run away you might take a bullet to the back and spend the rest of you non-life in a wooden box. I created my own martial art, the surrenderkido. Really effective.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@Canadiankiid93 the japanese have nice surrendering tactics...put grenades under their armpits and run up to american soldiers and lift their arms

[wedgy4life]

@Bjornhuhu you mean voila... -_-

[Bjornhuhu]

@wedgy4life Nah, I mean wallah. It's an arab word I think. Not sure what it means, but if you want french, je vais t'en donner, du français.

[wedgy4life]

@Bjornhuhu haha , fair enough ^^

[morgmarz]

@scemoloverz It's Parkour. Not hardcore.

[scemoloverz]

i know hardcore (spontanisly breaks out ninja moves)

[yeagerkid]

@scemoloverz parkour is a sport like thing where people jump and run on buildgings and things

[Zuniis]

@somedood99 I SURRENDER

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@somedood99 well, that is what they specialize in

[Kappzify]

@somedood99 HAH.

[TheSupersoldier1234]

@somedood99 No wonder they lost WW2

[jathe5th]

@TheSupersoldier1234 they actually won. you must be american...

[TheSupersoldier1234]

@jathe5th Finland but i mean when they lost to the Germans in 1940

[myspam512]

@somedood99 ROFL!!

[Furymgs3]

@somedood99 At least we are the best at it. Ah !

[MrDemoify]

@somedood99 Douchbaggery, The mental and physical ability to be a jerk Made by the Americans

[somedood99]

@MrDemoify Well its a good thing that I am Canadian/Filipino

[Fallout3boy2077]

@MrDemoify sensitvaty, the mental and phsyical ability to be a puss made by what ever the hell country your from

[MrDemoify]

@Fallout3boy2077 A puss? In swedish that means kiss. Pfft..... 12-year old wannabe troll.

[Fallout3boy2077]

@MrDemoify im not swedish so it means pussy

[MrDemoify]

@Fallout3boy2077 Not if type Puss >:)

[Fallout3boy2077]

@MrDemoify :/ but im not swedish

[MrDemoify]

@Fallout3boy2077 I never said you were.....

[Fallout3boy2077]

@MrDemoify so puss means pussy

[MrDemoify]

@Fallout3boy2077 Puss = Kiss.

Fitta = Pussy

[Fallout3boy2077]

@MrDemoify ...god damn it we are not going swedish we are going english

[bigmacker224]

@somedood99 I love you.

[HokutoDynasty]

@somedood99 I'm French.

But no worry, I know parkour !

[MASTER1LINK]

@somedood99 It all makes sense now 8 / thank you man, now i know!

[Mcburgerdennyfatkid]

@somedood99 XD

[aqnerd30]

that was just agressive running

[elfing100]

Assholesassin's Creed

[Quartrez]

@elfing100 Ha. You almost ripped off the comment I made a few days ago. Look it up, it's "Assasshole's Creed"

[Arbaz1704]

@elfing100 Surely Assassholeins Creed sounds better? Or is it just me?

[SRStrollisSRS]

@elfing100 winner

[AbleFoxCompany]

Now i have to find EelMuyKs comment and stetdawg comment.... what an asshole.

[AdeebJaber]

Damn, that chick was FINE.

[DannyDaWriter]

@AdeebJaber I agree, Milton Babbitt really was the greatest 20th century American composer.

[AdeebJaber]

@DannyDaWriter Well played good sir, well played.

[hyper277]

LOL

[AndyTheSmartGuy]

I cant stop watching this

[GarrymodMyistic]

Twitch when a team fight breaks out

[TehDanimal12]

I do offensive and I find this parkour.

[krsforever]

Hahahahahahaha this is my favourite 5 second movie so far :D. The other one was about the kid who wanted to be a ghost for Halloween :D... unique!!!

[ForrestAnthony1]

I love how when he says "what an asshole" he's still taking her wallet XD

[ParfaitEtrangerLive]

I've seen this girl somewhere before... Collegehumor maybe?

[stbeecher]

@ParfaitEtrangerLive TomSka? That's the impression I got.

[HSPrudoction]

15 people cant see whats happening!

[HYPERSHADOW8452]

He Played Assassin's Creed for too long.

[vivalafiaga]

i have been abusing the replay button on this one, is lolarious :)

[PKIllusion1]

Great, I've gotta search through the thousands of comments to see what the top comment was replying to >.<

[VaineRox]

@PKIllusion1 click "see all" above the comment box, directly upwards from "post"

ctrl+f eelmuyks

you're welcome.

[MeOnStuff]

@PKIllusion1 There are fewer than 300 comments...

[mrsims2]

@PKIllusion1 I clicked the 7th page and found it immediately.....

[olentattimies]

@PKIllusion1

seriously ? you still dont know how to find comments fast ?

i mean sure if you are retarded i can understand

[xxTHEGOODKATxx]

hahaha wtf i cant stop loling for 3 min now

[TheADstudio310]

lol

[MazinDizer]

The wedding ring is on the wrong hand.

[AlejandroRoggio]

@MazinDizer It's an engagement ring so it's on the right hand

[Ghostgnads22]

That dude knows how to end a relationship XD

[PaintSniffer07]

Minecraft players in real life?

[Andri474]

@PaintSniffer07 A real Minecraft player would have griefed his way through,tearing the world apart piece by piece.

[muniekpoznan89]

wbija łokciem... trenuj wbite !!!

[MmoroO]

@muniekpoznan89 Nie rób wstydu...

[rambam77]

Run with that, man. Run with it as far as it will go.

[ardotschgi1]

0:06

[killerkid700]

might not work though :(

[killerkid700]

to all

press the right arrow key when in fulscren at the end for a quick game of snake :)

[jeverbever]

It's funny cause' it's true.

[CaptainMorganThe3rd]

Seriously one of the best 5SF released in a while

[bloodtherhood]

hi



[dorkduchessdebbie]

I agree with the top comment, the robber looks like a much more viable option after that.

[1Stalker1]

Ooo isn't she from Collage Humor?!!

[adpunk4445]

@1Stalker1 May have been, but she was part of the 5SF original cast.

[MCGONN]

@1Stalker1 I didn't know collages are funny.

[crabcoreable]

12 people don't know parkour

[chubuking]

u know when your internet is crap when it has to buffer a 8 second video :(

[jason95s]

hahahahaha My computer (or youtube) got mad!!

It seems like there have been only 302 video views and 2087 thumbs up!! :P

[rutgersemp01]

The robber was clearly impressed with the view of his asshole

[cadegrey]

@rutgersemp01 That made me laugh way too much. XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Ovvenchips]

@rutgersemp01 You. Are. A genius

[DrScandalous]

@rutgersemp01 Reading your comment just before I watched the video improved it 10 fold

[durumbasa]

Press 6 Fart

[Zorpoxx]

press 3 for mild orgasm

[MiaCries]

"Don't worry, I know parkour!" hahaha

[RickardoMute]

def a good whone

[SCHMULBACH22]

(guy falling off skyscraper)

i wish i could teleport!

*teleports*

(carrying his momentum from falling, teliports into house and smashes into table)

haha that would be a good one to make, thumbs up if you think so!

[TheKolassalKC]

@SCHMULBACH22 PORTAL!

[warmonster12345]

@SCHMULBACH22 I spent more time reading your comment than watching the video.

[DudeIsOnFire1]

@SCHMULBACH22 You should try it yourself.

[tehmiff]

@SCHMULBACH22 what the fuck? this isn't a little community contribution channel, go submit your ideas to Barack Obama or somebody else

[SCHMULBACH22]

@tehmiff whats your problem?

[jhutchlvr13]

Soooo good! Much better than the previous ones :)

[Phnomey]

Haha epic, best one in a long time.

[WhatTheFuck235]

Press 6 : GRUNT

[teuast]

Parkour needs to become an official high school/college/Olympic sport.

[Dan95]

That's what she said

[earliodookie]

I enjoyed all the different facial expressions Kelsey had in this one.

[JuliusIsMe]

I farted. Thumbs down if you don't agree!!!

[PurPLcrAYonZftw]

. . . Oh look, the bideo is vuffering

[RokasBum]

It's her fault.

[randomnessjunk]

Parkour saves lives!

[TheSqueezedLemon]

I'd probably do the same thing if I was being mugged with a rubber knife.

[AlmightyUniden]

Am I the only one who noticed the huge sweat stain on the guy at the beginning?

[spivotz]

at first i was like: FELICIA DAY????

.-.

[XvegetaXXbulmaX]

I would run too if I were facing a toy knife.

[houseofcards613]

the guy who ran is obviously more of an asshole than the robber...

[TheAdmiral]

@houseofcards613 This is an important part of the joke. I believe this is what is referred to as "irony."

[TheTeenageArtist]

@houseofcards613 HEY YOU GOT THE JOKE! *claps*

[houseofcards613]

@TheTeenageArtist thanks man! I feel like I can do ANYTHING now!

[hotshot87]

Press 4 repeatedly.  That shit should be made into a gif haha.

[Drake4619]

Hit 6 while watching. lol

[MrStabbytheghost]

I guess I broke the replay button. No i'm not kidding. I watched it once and when I hit the replay button all I heard was the audio of the video and all I saw was similar videos.

[TCfoxs]

Snabba ryck.

[redattacker5123]

If that doesn't work, he can always pull out his gun.

[stetdawg]

@EelMuyKs no but i hear the thumbs down sound

[michaeltmptplr]

@EelMuyKs OWNED by @stetdawg

[WhatTheFuck235]

@EelMuyKs No , but I hear the one when people thumbs down

[joetheazl]

the robbers more of an asshole for revealin his identity! hahah!

[VirtualTechno]

Lol