Petey Greene - How to eat Watermelon (Subtitled)

[MIOFTW]

what is country bamas ?

[sisenioritoquerido]

The reason why I say think twice is because I just can't understand why we as black people started eating our watermelon in the closet.

1) Still don't get the reason why he says to think twice

2) What does eating the watermelon on the closet means?

I mean, I know this video is an acid trip itself, but I'm sure he has it's own logic to say this things. Wanna know what he meant!

[ptwheatstraw1]

priceless

[Ggarcon007]

"I said look lady don't try to get out on me, ya understand..."

[FreeBeDrug]

this is a masterpiece

[sisenioritoquerido]

29 people make watermelon cocktails

[UberLeet69]

Heres something you just don't do, you don't cause genocide of millions of people by being Adolf Hitler and DON'T YOU EVER CUT THE INSIDES OUT OF NO GODDAMN WATERMELON!!1

[jdubgee]

GET ME A LIL AIR GOTTA GET ME A LIL AIR YAAL

[justinknolan]

the watermelon calms him down

[r34perpwnz]

Suddenly Eddie Murphy at 3:14.

[silver2zilver]

I just want to be serious. Growing up as an arab our culture will always eat the watermelon the way he eats it here. I love it that way and I can't stand it any other way.

Cutting them up honestly does take away from it. It's kind of like cooking something by frying it vs baking it. There's a differance even if its the same food being cooked.

So I approve this mans message.

[cky12qxz]

I watch this video every day.

[MrHuddo]

@cky12qxz hahaahah me too man, i can quote this whole thing word for word

[abcpea]

i hate when somebody makes a big fruit salad, and they put gross rock melon in there, and everything that touches it tastes gross. now thats a waste of good watermelon

[Melohalo]

His speech has enlightened me into a higher state of being.

[CardinalGamers]

he would make a great Substitute teacher!

[McGl0vin]

DAMN NATURE U TASTY!!!! 

[ThePanFrajer]

Black people... God has sense of humor

[PanGrix]

HEY YOU NIGGER

[bydrew333]

Black People........

[jliu512]

GIBS ME DAT WATERMELONS

GIBS ME DAT KFC

GIBS ME DAT PURPLE DRANK

GIBS ME DAT EBT CARD

[ComradeDelta]

amen brother

[megahypersuperhero]

and he just wanted to eat watermelon that day.

[IAreJackass]

I wish this was on TV. It's better than just about everything else.

[HumaneAnon]

Be yourself......niggas ^_^

[BeTheUnstoppable]

I really don't get the whole stereotype of black people liking watermelon. It just doesn't seem fair, I mean, everyone likes watermelon, watermelon is just plain delicious. why shouldn't black people like watermelon? everyone else does, or at least I do.

[kleash]

@BeTheUnstoppable

He does make it sound like he's the only black person who like watermelon

[DragomirJtac]

This was wonderful, you can't put this on TV nowadys, sigh....

[ahmer9800]

I love black people.

[dbx2soha]

"be yourself, DO IT LIKE THIS"

[DeadFoxMeat]

ahhhh look at all dis skripm heah, all dat skripm is ruined by all dat erl

[BlackPlagueGB]

cant tell if hes high... or i am for watching this for 6 minutes....

[ampix0]

He doesn't know what he started...

[musikislyphe]

This man makes me smile.

[InsightVidya]

how did I get here

this is awesome

[mrliampep5i]

*Smack smack*

[mrliampep5i]

LOL WTF

[larukulunaseas]

hey you

[larukulunaseas]

Hey you nigger.

[mjpw12]

Petey Green you were out of sight brother. pure legend

[spankrod]

*smack smack*

[monstermashman22]

Not trying to be racist or anything. But I think I've just heard every rasict black steryotype from this man :I

[Heemoproductions]

So, how you're supposed to eat it? I still have no idea.

[AnnieDV0838]

Nigga. :)

[sk8george]

LORD, have mercy

[kavic5150]

Just be yourself. Haters gonna hate. Epic. A man way ahead of his time.

[Deletervirus]

heheh this never gets old. He makes a great agruement about watermelon etiquette =)

[Niyari67]

epic subtitles

[mrsoundwave]

this is right

[ElephantsGerald]

I'm a White fella from the DC area, and I grew up putting a 'twang' of salt on my watermelon. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[pmpkng]

OH man this is so funny I hope the rest of the world enjoys this as much as I do.  This man loves him some watermelon. You can hear the passion in his voice.

[AVMasseyBlog]

Wow, that really escalated @ 1:50

[TheRobnificent]

Looky hea, Listen hea nigga

[mookie714]

maybe it's because I'm form PG county, but I could understand what this guy was layin down. I dug his jive.

[AssassinTheHasson]

But why do they say 'think twice?' or does he really think that song's about watermelons?

[Puki1987]

lol?

[HykuGaming]

LOOOL FIVESHOT WTF

[keenho]

LOL at *chop chop chop*

[nitra11]

I could masturbate into a watermelon



[extremepilot2]

@nitra11 but you dont.

[angel95bg]

17 guys didnt understand that this guys just says that these is the way he likes to eat watermelon

[RogueCoup]

dis iz so racist jow

[RealKengeki]

Fuck I want some watermelon now

[djdogjuam]

You should see the gamut of emotions he shows in his video about how to eat chicken!

[TheJalapeno]

*CHOMP!*

[shortinos]

This makes me want a watermelon...

[HuxxNL]

NIGGERS ALWAYS EAT WATERMELONS !?!?!?!?

[jonfraz]

He eats disgustingly

[Jackalhit]

Man, this dude makes that watermelon look absolutely delicious.

[blehrolfbleh]

Yay for stereotypes, this is pretty freaking hilarious

[Larrs81]

I don't know him and his speech, but he is good and the watermelon too.

[shadewizard]

mystery solved. thx.

[Juglenaut]

Petey takes his watermelons seriusly.

[phiberoptick]

This man has a fucking point...you should really put a go-go track behind this.

[TheHeroTutorials]

fuck, he makes that shit look so good. I want some watermelon now.

[GamingPersuit]

@TheHeroTutorials best marketer ever xD

[AlfaWAR]

Geezus! This man is well thinking! He really likes that watermelon.

[crackorjackzors]

Always remember, I got it off the vine, it's sweet like honey, and I plug it all the time.

[xG4mx]

I aint even mad

[ElGordoUno]

What did I just watch..?

[TheJDorian]

Black people and their watermelons.. tssk.

[wasdtomove924]

holy shit i think i pissed my pants

[lllerlll]

damn watermelon, you tasty!

[DjiXas]

So does it really taste better with a dash of salt?

[TheRipdub]

@DjiXas doesnt taste bad try it

[IamJacksColon4]

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Klukie1994]

This is all bullshit. I'm white as snow and I love fried chicken and watermelon.

[FatTrollWasFed]

i guess he eats the seeds too?...

[Grethen08]

Fucking genious.

[Insubordinate90]

LET THE MAN GET SOME AIR Y'ALL

[Insubordinate90]

Watermelon is delicious

[Chewzilla]

i'd totally be down to split a watermelon with this fine gent

[LoneTye]

And this is why racism will never end. Because of youtube comments like these.

[ThwartedVillainy]

@LoneTye the comments are a reflection of racism, not a cause of racism. these people's stupid families are the ones who made them racist.

[JRCrowley]

The chomping sound is fucking gross.

[holtonmusicman]

2:03 is "I don't want no maple syrup . . . give me my money back"

[t03knee]

Just wanted to thank everyone who provided subtitle corrections (particularly the "ignant nigga" and "mess my shirt up" comments). Perhaps one day, I'll dig up my old files and make the correct revisions. Nevertheless, I hope you all enjoyed the video, mistakes and all. Thanks for stopping by.. and let's all have a slice of watermelon, the way Petey would've wanted us to.

[Arsonfly]

@t03knee I enjoyed it more with the mistakes.

[t03knee]

@Arsonfly Thanks Arsonfly. =)

[ahsasv18]

If you want to enjoy this video, don't read the comments below. They're stupid and racist (both ways). Just enjoy this video as it is...nothing needs to be said :)

[t03knee]

@ahsasv18 Thanks bud. Well said. =)

[thenfm]

@ahsasv18 shut the fuck up stupid nigger. this video is my nigger.

[ahsasv18]

@thenfm Win

[Theris1337]

@ahsasv18 but then i won't understand a word xD

[Artacus]

He's right though. Watermelon is delicious P:

[larukulunaseas]

I fuckin hate nigga eating watermelons...

[MuseManMike]

How many teaspoons in a twang?

[lyfe1zruff]

they misenterpreted what he said at 2:27 he  said "i know your sittin at home...thats a ignorant nigga"

[modnarm]

gotta get me a lil air ya'll!

[Jaybeat2k6]

This video just put the black community back about 100 years.

[7Know7Thy7Enemy7]

@Jaybeat2k6 It's a joke, one video making fun of stereotypes can't put black people back, the black race is not that vulnerable. If we were, we will be the minority in the world

[UgaAli08]

"Always remember...that I got off the vine, it's sweet like honey, I plug it all the time." LMAO!

[CZRXCZR]

14 people didnt think twice before they disliked this video.

[BruceLeDouche]

@CZRXCZR God i fucking hate youtube comments. You suck

[HaliFins]

@CZRXCZR

Dude, shut the fuck up and kill yourself

[faceomlette]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[kingmalek]

God I want watermelon now!

[getsumdog]

the translation madit funny XD

[gebass6]

Ain't nothin' wrong with him.He's just ethnic.That's all!

[lyfe1zruff]

@gebass6 what the fuck you mean hes ethinic you crab faced cracker!!?? hes just a ignorant nigga thats all..dont put that lable on all of us you pale faced changin colors by the mood ass honkey!!??

[klisher]

lord have mercy !!!

[4Nightfox4]

3:52

oh

dear god

[cookieshopgirl]

1 people don't know how to eat a watermelon

[abpunisher901]

mhmm Lord Have Mercy!

[BillGeralis]

THREE GREEN GEESE.

[1Just1Justin510]

"I don't want maple syrup! BUT I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"

[flaking91]

and he also said thats a ignorant nigger not say hey nigger lol..

[flaking91]

lmfao he didnt say eating watermellon in the closet he said carton

[Braumon]

Petey hates fruit cocktail.

[svenp]

2:28 If I may suggest, the translation should be 'that's an ignanigga'.

[Ninji00]

God I feel like I could kill for some watermelon right now

[jimmy202500]

This video = Be yourself, fuck everyone who says otherwise. Great vid and editing

[Sergenator82]

Cocaine is a hellava drug.

[getsumdog]

now i want sum watermelon

[GabrielBacon]

Exquisite

[IplayCODallDAY]

your translation about syrup had me rollin oh my god! he said "i don't want to mess this shirt up" haha

[instantwagner]

chew with your mouth closed please

[MrNonoz]

*chop chop chop*

[gqsm]

This video is awesome.

Great to see culture from the past finding it's way to the youth in this way.

[Rtimberdog]

Petey sayin' it like it is. Ma Nigga! Classic.

[PoopCamp]

i live my life by these words

[bacheweychomper]

JOLLABAD GOT DEM SKYPES!!!! OOOOOOOOHHHH WHEEEE!!!!!

[Dro605]

so they said theyll pay him to do this video....however they paid him the watermelon he just ate.

[Th1nxFr33]

At 2:06 he says "JUST LEAVE IT!"

[top8889]

NY white boy here...Petey -- love ya.....you sure surprised me w/your video..God Bless. In Colorado now...............

[enma2288]

i want some watermelon xD

[lilRaid22]

subtitles a bit off.. he said " thats an ignorant nigga " not " hey you nigger " lol

[lilRaid22]

subtitles a bit off.. he said " thats an ignorant nigga " not " hey you nigger " lol

[jjjjjoey]

Damn he makes that watermelon look good. Lord have mercy on my soul!!!!

[Jin101994]

Am I the only one that wants to eat watermelon after watching this?

[jbjumpback]

Hey looka here dat bro bees knowin sumptang bout gittin down on dat melllon

member jus TWANG ...dat salt,ya-here

[SKSBanetek]

thanks for translating, I don't speak negrobonics

[diablocell]

@SKSBanetek Ha! You win, sir.

[grav04330]

HA LORD!

[bigkitten]

'Froo'? What is 'froo'?

[itsmegiles]

HAHA. Awesome.

[TheLogicalPositivist]

He's more intelligible than Jesse Jackson, I'll give him that.

[SidewaysGts]

You know the 10 who thumbed this down put too much salt on their melon

[djfunky817]

*roooooomp*....*roooom* lmaoo!

[critterCQB]

They segregate themselves.

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@critterCQB

.......

[bustyodust]

lord have mercy..

[Lumensolarium]

I don't know about the rest of you, but this made me want to eat a watermelon with a :cough: twang of salt to boot!

Great Video!

[woody12i2]

this guy eats like a retard.

[DreStinson]

Epic!

[JohnXontic]

HA LORD!

rofl, I love this guy. He is definitely emotional about his feelings, towards watermelon.

[mykestyle]

I'm pretty sure he says "Gotta get me a layah ya'll'' when he puts down a "layer" of newspaper. Other than that, awesome.

[TheKr1minal]

get some butttaaa andgolikdishere

aruuuump! roooooomp! ruummppp!

ROFLMFAO

[maxwolfeee]

2:26 he say thats an ignorant Nigguh. Not hey you nigger jeez. I'm a German and I could here that.

[JustinTvOwning]

Entensity Rulessss

[HeroJez]

Ain't tryin'a listen to no fools who guttin' them watermelon. Imma let them finish, but I will say that eatin' watermelon like a *omg nomnomnom* like how people 'posed to eat it can't got no competition. Be yourself, and that's just it, niggas, BE yourself. Settle down, now. Ha, LORD.

[maxwolfeee]

MANNNNN! THASS A WASTE OF WATERMELON...

[Zaron3d]

Your subtitling is wrong. You misunderstood him in a couple places.

[MrNonoz]

Mr Greene was a messy eater

[KoutetsuTenshin]

2:03 I want to contest that translation

idowamsriwuHAAMAuuuAAHH

is more accurate

[t03knee]

@KoutetsuTenshin Hahaha, I think you win.