FREE RINGTONES + Podcast news + boobs + pearls!

[huminamel]

Ok so I'm a straight female and Im just saying, I couldn't stop staring at your boobs.

That outfit looks REALLY GOOD

wear it everywhere

[janathelamb3]

psssssssssssssst. how long is the pearl coupon going to last?????

[violinplayer101]

let me just say, you and the outfit you're wearing look gorgeous :D

[kajfbe]

as long as "OKHEY" is in one of them, I'LL GET IT

[Sirrahlala]

"Pick up your damn phone, the frig"

"I'd tell you to answer this text, but this phone is too advanced for you"

[sugaryxegnirys]

What are you wearing? It looks cute the frig!

[guitarpoet88]

This minion has downloaded an advice the hell ringtone.

[NinjaCookieMonster4]

Ringtone: Minion! Pick up the friggin phone... why the hell is it still not answered?

[OhThatsCeeCee]

Answer your phone the frig!

[solarstarrkatt]

ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE DUMBASS.

[ShaunaSandVid]

I gotta have the big busty girlfriends, so I have been looking recently at these online date websites.

Some are good, and others not so much so. I finally came across an excellent one over the weekend that you really outta take a look at.

Here's is the website address: DateSecrets. info

[maddyblue4567]

My fingers look like SAUSAGES LOL

[mybeautifulrescue21]

Feel better, I LOVE YOU.

[nikkisaysderp]

Justine, I need a ringtone of you threatening me to answer the phone. Yessshhhh!

BTW, steroids suck ass. I've taken them for asthma. They made me blow up like a friggin' balloon.

[SangtotheDy]

are you still processing or something because you're at the top of sub list.

[OMGCrackYay]

where did you get that shirt the frig

[WillRubert]

I'd give my legs to jpmetz if it meant she could always walk.

[ThisIsPlanA]

I hope you're feeling better, Justine!

One of my family members has MS and they had to inject his eyes with steroids.

I guess they're just the answer to everything.

[mark13728]

Glad you're feeling better!

[RoofieOnTheRocks]

You DEFINITELY need to make some ringtones that people can set for people they don't want to talk to. "NOPE!"

[thedaystarsfall]

Your voice makes me feel grateful to be alive. Forever your mignon.

[Girisgreencrazeiful]

TEXT ringtones: "YOU HAVE A FRIGGIN TEXT ASSHAT!"

CALL RINGTONES:"ANSWER YOU FRIGGIN PHONE,THAT WHY U HAVE IT FOR CALL,PCIK IT THE FRIG UP NOW ASS!"

[TheBlueEyedMariposa]

"Answer your phone the frigg!"

[TheBlueEyedMariposa]

I love your upper-body outfit.

[CaptnLimee]

i downloaded the podcast!

I'M A GOOD MINION!!!!



[sendcassie]

The first thing I thought when the video opened was how beautiful those pearls look on you Justine!

[automaticamber227]

i love the way you say HI :D

[itsmenathanb]

Justine I am so happy for you! You are feeling better, you have an amazing podcast, awesome BlogTV's, awesome videos, cool sponsor! Thanks for the great... EVERYTHING!

[theboxorthebag]

My fucking computer apparently don't want to install itunes 10.3. fucking 1 and it used to be ok but now that I realized that without it I can't listen to any advice the hell I want it really isn't !!!!!!!

Guess I'm gonna have to buy a new computer...

I feel for you Justine. Hope soon you'll feel free within this body. Thanks for being here even in pain.

X

[bblchick1]

for ringtones do YOU HAVE A CALL THE FRIG OR TEXT THE FRIG ETC ETC

[angus958]

you look great :D

[eznakai]

why not "someone's calling you, isn't that nice as frig!, answer them stop being frigging rude, answer them you ass hat!" and the same with texts

[titans08]

im so happy to see you have so much energy again to insult us to your full potential

[meganelizabethwv]

Im very glad youre feeling better, the frig! My friend's dad has MS and I know how devastating the relapses can be!

[Br0sketti]

For contact-specific ringtones; "SAHRRY, it's that asshat that you don't want to talk to"

[foscavista]

I would love "I will ANGRILY and RELUCTANTLY answer the phone!" ring tone, please.

[Kurczol]

my name in Greek means pearl ha! so its like u wearing tiny me haha :P

[alliegirl2013]

"Text message the frig."

"Your phone's ringing.. I don't really care.. I'm on steroids the hell."

Lol, I would definitely use those!

[iiHatezDomii]

Pearls is my birthstone :P I heard pearls are bad luck though :[ boooooo

[alabmawhitman]

hey justine i dont know if you are going to read this but while listening to you i remembered this crazy episode of "unsolved mysteries" (do u remember that show?) in which they talked about how BEES were helping MS patients. A lot of these folks with MS would have the bees (regular ones) sting them on their legs. They did this repeatedly throughout the day for a few weeks, and MANY MS patients claimed they regained feeling & their symptoms lessened or disappeared. Have u heard of this???

[bekibooza13]

oh holy mother of god! the pearls are so cheap now! *jaw drops*

[bekibooza13]

Good...

[GoodFortuneGirl]

i love you :)))))

[makemeupmeredith]

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN JUNE. YAAAAAAA. and good luck with your steroids! im glad theyre helping

[BetweenEternity]

I didn't know you had a website until this video... WHAT THE FRIG?

[BetweenEternity]

you know what's absurd the frig? the usefulness of marijuana and how illegal it is. Not that you use it as a treatment, but I personally know people who it benefits... With conditions like MS or any others... ABSURD. Dx

[nadinekills]

ahh i love your top (possible dress?) where did you get it? it's so hard finding cute shit like that for fat girls.

[ConstanceVolturi]

RING RING THE FRIG!!!

[trannieoi]

MS is afraid of jpmetz.

[nighthawknina86]

i was on steroids (prednisone) 10 years ago (approx. 14yrs old) for my crohn's disease for about a year. i know exactly how you feel with the steroid side effects. i hate being on steroids but the benefits from a short course dose is worth it, i hope its working well for you =)

[Emfkat]

Make a ringtone that can be used as an alarm too :D

[boddahveryape]

Justine!!! Do they feel smooth or a little gritty? If they are gritty they are real if they are smooth they are fake.

[janciepants]

Good news from you. Take care!!!

[syrapickles32]

I love a good pearl necklace. Did I really just say that?

[CandKrocknroll]

Feel better Justine. :)

[NineteenPercent]

Pearls are so classy.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

[azuzziken]

I want a ringtone with pickles in it.

[SieraLautner]

when you told me that my job, as your minion, is to download your podcasts. i just about had an aneurysm, immediately paused the video, and downloaded them all. *silently says jpmetz worship prayer*

[icanseeuranus]

you look loads happier in this vlog

[Jamila123]

My favorite video so far!! It's great to see you happy in a mad way. Haha. And for the people who are saying she sold out, calm down!! Like she said before, what she does doesn't come cheap. It's just a sponsor. Geez. If someone wants to buy something from them it's their choice. She has me in her fingers and I'm not 13 years old. I'm almost going to be 21 and I still love her. Great job girl. Keep up the good work.

[xotweetypiexo]

Holy the frig, earings, a bracelet AND a necklace WITH shipping to CANADA was less than $60. Friggin thanks

[thisisme2592]

@findmehere54 ur right. she is doing that

[findmehere54]

i can't believe u SOLD OUT. Ur actually ADVERTISING for this company. im an idiot for not buying these??? sounds like a commercial to me. just cause u have a bunch of 13 yr olds wrapped around ur finger does not mean u shld hv them spending their money trying to please u when u actually dont even care about them. i have been a long time viewer and im disappointed.

[forgottengirlx3]

@findmehere54 They're pearls, with an AMAZING discount. If you don't want to buy pearls with the awesome deal, then don't. That doesn't mean other people won't take advantage and that Justine wasn't nice to show us the deal.

[iLoveKibumAndHeechul]

you look cute!



[lilmidgetgirl69]

Your minions are glad you are feeling better too! <3

[nikkenji]

I'm so happy that you're starting to feel better! And your boobage looks awesome.

[steesamb12345]

right so in this video, justine is telling us about how we can get pearls for 70 percent off, shes giving us free ringtones, and she is telling us that she feels better.. these are all three things that as minons we should be pleased by! yet 3 of you asses have disliked this video!

[LoveKagome27]

I'm on roids for allergies and I can't stop eating and I've been up til 6am everyday. lol

[xcassimus]

you look classy the frig

[bluiz2006]

Oh and how long does this discount last? I can't afford pearls (or anything, for that matter) right now, but i may be able to soon!

[bluiz2006]

I love love love your top! And your shrug! Where did you get them? You look very classy and sophisticated in your pearls :)

[alexamiller9226]

diamonds are nice

so are pearls

but nothing compares to

JPMETZ.

[Qu33nii]

Justine, your boobs look great in that top.

~ not creepy because I'm a heterosexual female. Hmph!

[Empolo18]

Peach? So they're not REAL pearls then. Okay.

[OhHiNebulae]

@Empolo18 They are real fresh water pearls.

[NIleylove108]

@Empolo18 Pearls come in different colors. The color is determined by the oyster or mollusk in which it was produced.

[x0xsam]

you look so classy the hell

[blogiegj]

Is it me or did we take PrizedPearls down? Ö

[keystar123458]

"ring ring the frig... ring ring the frig.....OMG how many times do i have to say it the frig... oh forget it ill let it go to voicemail you disobedient minion"

[KickingGeese]

@keystar123458 LMAOLMAOLMAO

[MatzahBri]

i like your top, its pretty the frig.

[KickingGeese]

@MatzahBri thanks the frig!

[angieirene79]

My daught had to take steroids for her asthma, she got the same side affects.. Glad youre feeing better :)

[blushWHORE]

You look like a First friggen lady.. Your boobs look Ah-mazing.

[PlatypusGuitar]

I missed you the past 2 days but you told us youd be taking care of yourself so im not mad at you at all! Ive been catching up on podcasts and watching old jpmetz videos. Looks like youre getting better friggin faster than I thought you would. Rock on justine!

[KickingGeese]

@PlatypusGuitar SURE AM

[PlatypusGuitar]

Heres a ringtone idea:

Your friggin phone's ringing (pause) Pick the HELL UP!

Other idea:

You got frigging text DUMBASS!

[remnoth2]

My mom we wheel chair bound for two months due to MS and the roids got her walking again.

[KickingGeese]

@remnoth2 they're like magic the frig

[1my2username3sux4lol]

You have a text the frig... look a brand new fancy ass text... pick it up the frig what the hell is wrong with you.... Read the damn text. Right now.

[MickieManiac505]

get over it, GET OVER IT, STOP CRYING. <3 hahahahahaha.

[Eichtron]

You may think you look bloated, but your skin looks amazing the frig, and you look like a total babe

[ApricotArtLover]

Beautiful pearls, you look all classy the frig... glade your starting to feel better :]

[DetectiveKidd]

money

[TheArizonaGurl]

"Hey, Minion! Pick Up The Frig!"...That'd be a pretty awesome ring tone

[yaxofossiad]

Ahh do your third shift BlogTv's again! I miss them!

[PalestinianGirl17]

You look so beautiful in this video!! Not that you don't in others but just saying that today's video is EXTRA lovely! Hope you feel better! Love the necklace!

[allustrial]

get better x

[chantico17]

I'd feel like an ass if I didn't order those pearls. Brb.

[ktautomobile]

i just wore that shirt today :)

[FerreThoughts]

I’m glad you’re feeling better the frig! We were worried.

My notification sound has been “Pikachu!” and my ringtone has been the TARDIS taking off for quite some time now. I’m not sure how well I’ll be able to part with them but I’ll try to be a good minion, don' cha know.

[FerreThoughts]

@FerreThoughts Oh, and you look nice today.

[flickerchocho]

Yay!

[DarkPrincessFrost]

those are some nice ass pearls the frigg!

[BakaniBoko]

I would love the "You have a text...ASS!" one, lol I love it.

[SuccessfullyStupid]

Aw! You look so pretty!! :D

[JamesEzSecretChannel]

WE WERE IN YOUR DRUNK ASS BLOGTV!!!

it was fun... but you didn't choose us :(

[gabrielleb74]

Sorry if this is weird but you've got some nice cleavage going on there. and the pearls look very nice, the clasp is cool.

[Gooneybirdable]

Wow. Great outfit. Love the necklace.

[Like3moAMAZINGG]

hope you feel better QUEEN JUSTINE <3

[jooolz9]

you're so friggin cute! also, our outfit is so pretty. And your boobs look great. Basically you're a wonderful person and i love you

[VoorheesMachete]

My cat just died but with the news that there are ringtones and you're walking around it's been the best day EVAR!

[Pedofailed]

holy shit, using Justine in the check out removes $100 from a $143 pearl necklace!

[KickingGeese]

@Pedofailed YUP!!!! you're friggin welcome

[Sfdavis1718]

Lmao I should not have worn this... Glad ur feeling better

[VectoRaptor]

One that says "Wow, people actually text you? What the hell is this?"

[ShowPlaces]

"You just got a picture message. Hope its in defa-damn-nition, ass."

[icallitambrosia]

something like "you have a text... ..... OKAY?!'

[xoxo1234321]

"pick up your phone.. it might be me calling it might not be just pick it up to find out why are you waiting so long you obviously know someones trying to call you"

[xoxo1234321]

please do blogtvs in the summer i still gotta week left ive never seen you do them!

[xoxo1234321]

the ringtone idea sounds so cool! you should deff have "the frig" & "asshat" in it hahahah (:

[llovemyllife]

..I forgot to watch SNL.. But it's okay because I got to see Justine!

[illusion579]

Could you make some ringtones with no cuss words? I don't want to get in trouble ^^;;

[TheKatigee]

Decked out in pearls!

[h0tbabycakes]

Your boobs look very delicious in that outfit

[Giaaanfranko7x]

you are really really cute <3 lol i hope you get better

[deathtotheheart99]

"Pick up your frigging phone you ass-hat!"

[calijenny1997]

PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A RINGTONE WITH NO CUSS WORDS, so it won't be weird for a 13 year old's phone saying those words

[KickingGeese]

@calijenny1997 will doooo

[Josewazheretoday]

@calijenny1997 you don't use cuss words.Where are you from?

[makemeupmeredith]

@calijenny1997 none of the ringtones have curse words....

[bekibooza13]

@makemeupmeredith ass is a curse word for little kids

[makemeupmeredith]

@bekibooza13 i MEANT the one's she already has. 

[chicelias]

i've always wanted pearls - those look great!

[RachelB263]

I love your outfit sooo muchhhhh

[GD3dguy]

lol i love u but im so sad about your relapse ):

[powlah6]

you look great & i loooooved your greeting haha! ^_^

[JustKailea]

Your friggin' gooojussss.

[skizzeth]

I'm glad you're feeling better :)

[coeurdechoeur]

I'm glad the treatments are helping the frig. Also, those pearls are beautiful and so are you. And I like your outfit.

[rubberbandTV]

"text the frig"

"call the frig"

"phone the frig"

[inxthexxsky]

I also really like your outfit!

=)

[inxthexxsky]

You look classy hell with those pearls.

[shimirabilis]

Getting drugs pumped into you and yet, your rack looks amazing <3

[kypulpfiction]

Please say "blend the frig!" for your next ringtone. I dunno. I luv it when you say that in tutorials.

[Beentakenaway123]

omg girl your life fucking sucks, you have so many problems from surgeries to floods.

[guttedgrace]

Thank you so much Justine! I've never had an opportunity to get real pearls for so cheap, and they're beautiful! You've helped a poor college student out!

[IntrepidWonderer]

those colors you're wearing look really good on you

[247cuckoo]

I'm sorry you have MS :( But i'm glad your feeling better though :]

[ZMacDougall]

even though your bloated you look great in this vid, and the pearls look good on you :D

[keepallyourmisery]

ahh I'm in the market for some nice ass pearl earrings and a bracelet now that it's 70% off! thanks justine!! hope you feel better soon!

[ashleigh0721]

"Answer!! OKHEY?"

[DecemberMarie]

Free ass pearls are the best kind!

[DecemberMarie]

I'm so glad you're feeling a bit better. Wishing you the best <3

[anwblah22]

you very pretty...and badass...

[whiterexy789]

notification that says "okay!"

[pinkislifeispink1]

"this is your job as my minions" god I love you.

[lumrules]

The I.V. makes you look like a badass robot. It's so badass it matches your personality.

[675010056]

You should have a ringtone that says: "Pickles!!"

I'm glad you're feeling better!!

[whiterexy789]

"ring. ring. ring. answer your damn phone, ass hat! it's jpmetz the frig."

[Cerinee]

OH I LUB JOO!

[sugarsmaxx]

Give warnings before you show stupid needles, the frig!

[IdolRossiFreak]

Ur boobs were distracting the frig.

[OfficialLucky13]

but... but... i dont like balls...

[SangtotheDy]

add me on blogtv, i can't get in with my account... -.-

[SamNicDur]

im sorry you are having an MS relapse. feel better!!!!

[sobo331]

that iv is a beautiful accessory

[dusknoir0718]

Ring ring the frigg, ring ring the frigg, ok this is taking to long, ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE! you see that, it's your girlfriend, or your mom, or whoever the frigg's important to you...just pick up dumbass...so ya...ring ring the frigg, ring ring...

[pyobcylb]

pointless damn comment so you can get free damn money. I love you