Dane Reynolds is a true professional, humble, mellow, kind, inspiring to the young and old, and most importantly a great role model to our youth. Were all proud hes from Ventura.
...and his 'hobbies' are: 'drinking more beer'....hoooray beer!!!
He sure looks slovenly on the ASP men's profiles. The honorable slacker look,...oh, wait, no, that photo was taken after he volunteered to help out at an orphanage for a few hours after winning several heats-in-a-row earlier in the day, after each of which he signed numerous autographs for his throngs of adoring fans...
@TheFartWorks Hey Farts, you seem like a cool dude. You like spray tans, panocha, and good waves. What else could a man ask for. Oh yeah, a good stinky fart...hahahaha
hell yeah ventura baby! wouldnt wana live anywhere else
skadooshcovers 2 months ago
VTA.
supplipdx 5 months ago
<3ventura
3fins6strings 7 months ago
Only panocha and waves. Fart!
TheFartWorks 1 year ago
@TheFartWorks I'm sure you surf like panocha peluda.
surfvta 1 year ago
I live in Siberia, it's cold, barely any sun, I'm always surfing, I'm always covered, I'm usually in the tube.
TheFartWorks 1 year ago
@TheFartWorks The only tube youve ever been in is a fallopian tube or the large intestine, Fart. Hahahahaha
surfvta 1 year ago
@TheFartWorks ur a fucking queer fuck off
me3be3 1 year ago
@me3be3 pinche vato cabron, pendejo frijole maldito!
TheFartWorks 1 year ago
the fartworks a KOOK!
surfvta 1 year ago
I'll fart to that,...more beer!
TheFartWorks 1 year ago
@TheFartWorks The Farter is a Wilbur.....what's up with the pasty skin? Get some sun dude.
surfvta 1 year ago
Dane Reynolds is a true professional, humble, mellow, kind, inspiring to the young and old, and most importantly a great role model to our youth. Were all proud hes from Ventura.
surfvta 2 years ago
...and his 'hobbies' are: 'drinking more beer'....hoooray beer!!!
He sure looks slovenly on the ASP men's profiles. The honorable slacker look,...oh, wait, no, that photo was taken after he volunteered to help out at an orphanage for a few hours after winning several heats-in-a-row earlier in the day, after each of which he signed numerous autographs for his throngs of adoring fans...
TheFartWorks 1 year ago
Dane Reynolds is my hero im going to be surfing with him soon enough =D
sk8er0nbreak45 2 years ago
That was sick.
lopaka73 2 years ago
That was healthy!
TheFartWorks 1 year ago
@TheFartWorks You're right, too much sun isn't healthy. How about a spray tan. You seem to be the spray-tan type.
surfvta 1 year ago
@surfvta, I love spray tan, it's cool! You'd love it. Sorry, I've got to get back to my cubicle watching porn.
TheFartWorks 1 year ago
@TheFartWorks Hey Farts, you seem like a cool dude. You like spray tans, panocha, and good waves. What else could a man ask for. Oh yeah, a good stinky fart...hahahaha
surfvta 1 year ago
@TheFartWorks Hey Farts, wus up foo? Have you been loggin some sessions in the water or you still stuck in that cubicle?
surfvta 1 year ago
@surfvta, pimpin' in the Valley
TheFartWorks 1 year ago