Happy Spring, Kim! Did see the "poorboy sandwich-wrapped in aluminum-inside cardboard box" microwave fires, when I worked at a defense plant making missiles!! ohh boy!
This is the reason I've sent furvent emails to Carell and Apatow...You rock as well as any, Kimber.....I'd rather look at YOU than Tina Fey, by now... Nickel and dime your YT fans, or sell out...Id like you to sell out, as there's more of you to see commercially!\
I also find it amazing that in this day and age there are still people out there who do not realize you shouldn't put anything metal in the microwave. What, those sparks and flames coming fom your food didn't give you a clue?
We have women in office. Don't get me wrong I am happy to help out, but if I do, don't come to me asking why the inside of the micro wave oven smells like WD40. There are things a man can do with a roll of duct tape that you are not going to understand.
People must think that the cleaning crew cleans up the coffee / microwave area. Yea right, I work nights and watched them once. They took a DRY paper towel and kinda ran it over the counter, 10 seconds max. I got so feed up with the filth that I took to doing a through cleaning every week or so. Oh and Im a guy
Nice top. My single man's microwave doesn't suffer from exploded Chili because I place a square of kitchen roll over the bowl and let the tissue catch it all. And I reset the clock, too.
See this is exactly why women aren't appreciated in the workplace.. Have you seen a single man's home microwave? (I mean on an unannounced visit, when he isn't trying to get "lucky").. See we men do use the "if it apply's at home do it at work".. yet.. you want us to clean the exploded chilly after only ONE has exploded.. no Kim, that is good for six or seven more exploded chilis, a couple broken burritos and on and on.. See the microwave is magic, it kills anything that grows..
It makes you wonder if it kills everything, is it really good to eat microwaved cooked food? Question is, what does a microwave destroy inside living tissue?
Ew. Never use the work microwave. Your popcorn will taste like all the things that were cooked in it today, from crab rangoon to week-ol burritios. But in defense of the messy folks, if there boss is gonna yell at 'em for taking too long of a break, I don't blame them for leaving the crap and running back to the desk. Management has created this culture, not the little peons. Though I do draw the line at not being so forgiving of the folks in such a rush they can't flush. That's just sick.
I agree totally with this one. Why can't people clear the remaining time from the microwave? Why do they take things out before they're ready? Is it THAT hard to set it for the time you actually want it?
And for crying out loud, if you microwave something that has a strong odor a) wipe up any spilled fluids and b) leave the door open for a few and air things out. Nobody enjoys opening a microwave door and getting blasted with a whiff of pure nasty!!!
Actually, the microwave at my office has a sticky reset button and popcorn always takes a random number of seconds... really, unless I stand there jamming my thumb into the button until I'm left with a circus-freakish nub then I can't get it reset from 15seconds'o'clock.... sorry. Doing my best... and who uses the microwave in the breakroom to tell time anyway? That's like expecting the coffee in the breakroom to taste like coffee.
great video
sunhelpful 1 year ago
so true...please clean up..after urselves..
JoxerDMighty 2 years ago
too funny, love it.
greetings from Liverpool, England
blertoly 2 years ago
Office stress is caused by the machines.
rodeney123 2 years ago
i have to say i totally agree with what everyone has said so far so man i really have nothing else to tell you except that it was intertaining.
Chick6517 2 years ago
Thank you! well said!
allsubstance 2 years ago
Ever notice how burnt popcorn tends to go unclaimed? Its like a little gremlin put the popcorn to pop and left it there to stink. rawr!
n0smudges 2 years ago
How about a "kill my noisy cube neighbor" button? or "castrate the next SOB who burns popcorn" button?
n0smudges 2 years ago
paycheck raise button
LMAO
so true
i wish there was one at my job lol
love the videos Kim
ElijahDavid211 2 years ago
Happy Spring, Kim! Did see the "poorboy sandwich-wrapped in aluminum-inside cardboard box" microwave fires, when I worked at a defense plant making missiles!! ohh boy!
SFsc616171 2 years ago
YOU ARE ONE HOT MAMA
LucLeFou 2 years ago
my god is like she can read my mind down to the re-set the clock so happy ;. ) <--that's a "happy tear" hahahahha
betocoyote16 2 years ago
This is the reason I've sent furvent emails to Carell and Apatow...You rock as well as any, Kimber.....I'd rather look at YOU than Tina Fey, by now... Nickel and dime your YT fans, or sell out...Id like you to sell out, as there's more of you to see commercially!\
emeraldislegod 2 years ago
thank you for this! Selling out sounds like an a lot fun, actually. Love to give it a try ;)
cubefarm 2 years ago
Yea Kim is way better than Tina Fey!
Kim has a lot more to sell on TV also as she looks more like a movie star than most stars out there!
katwomansz 2 years ago
lol
Elk4758 2 years ago
I also find it amazing that in this day and age there are still people out there who do not realize you shouldn't put anything metal in the microwave. What, those sparks and flames coming fom your food didn't give you a clue?
evancortez2 2 years ago
fireworks and flambe - so pretty!
cubefarm 2 years ago
Is she Italian?
TheFlex21 2 years ago
My chili just exploded. But not in the microwave oven. Towel. Towel.
TurkeyWrastler 2 years ago
We have women in office. Don't get me wrong I am happy to help out, but if I do, don't come to me asking why the inside of the micro wave oven smells like WD40. There are things a man can do with a roll of duct tape that you are not going to understand.
2of6Solutions 2 years ago 2
Padded walls!!!
Me likey!!!!
5 stars!!
proffmongo 2 years ago
Reset the microwave timer??
Ok, that's a little silly. I'll go along with the other gripes, just not that one.
LoomisLoftis 2 years ago
People must think that the cleaning crew cleans up the coffee / microwave area. Yea right, I work nights and watched them once. They took a DRY paper towel and kinda ran it over the counter, 10 seconds max. I got so feed up with the filth that I took to doing a through cleaning every week or so. Oh and Im a guy
aipo86t 2 years ago
Nice top. My single man's microwave doesn't suffer from exploded Chili because I place a square of kitchen roll over the bowl and let the tissue catch it all. And I reset the clock, too.
charlessmyth 2 years ago
See this is exactly why women aren't appreciated in the workplace.. Have you seen a single man's home microwave? (I mean on an unannounced visit, when he isn't trying to get "lucky").. See we men do use the "if it apply's at home do it at work".. yet.. you want us to clean the exploded chilly after only ONE has exploded.. no Kim, that is good for six or seven more exploded chilis, a couple broken burritos and on and on.. See the microwave is magic, it kills anything that grows..
ManTigerBMW 2 years ago
It makes you wonder if it kills everything, is it really good to eat microwaved cooked food? Question is, what does a microwave destroy inside living tissue?
ZullGostnu 2 years ago
Ahh, yet another reminder that lazy people are real.
tmatthews95 2 years ago
This is just as funny as all smegging frig. Even your stern expressions are hilarious!
JasonMelancon 2 years ago
you should see and SMELL our company fridge.
SYNDICADO 2 years ago
It's fifteen-seconds o'clock!
That made my day
:]
goodbye2romance 2 years ago 2
wUV IT!
VancouverDriver 2 years ago
I think they should have a chocolate button. Very self-explanitory.
StapledNote 2 years ago
Brilliant. I agree whole heartedly.
cubefarm 2 years ago
You speaketh the truth yet again.
Sportimus 2 years ago
I detect a hint of sarcasm in your tone, lol ;-)
CheVolay 2 years ago
OWRS AIN'T BAD.
haha...I'm on "kitchend duty" this month and I will not even open that nasty microwave door! yayyy
whitefloweret 2 years ago
Well pretty soon they're just going to have one button.... the Ramen button. Cause that's all we're going to be eating.
rhythm7a 2 years ago
you know it!
whitefloweret 2 years ago
Ew. Never use the work microwave. Your popcorn will taste like all the things that were cooked in it today, from crab rangoon to week-ol burritios. But in defense of the messy folks, if there boss is gonna yell at 'em for taking too long of a break, I don't blame them for leaving the crap and running back to the desk. Management has created this culture, not the little peons. Though I do draw the line at not being so forgiving of the folks in such a rush they can't flush. That's just sick.
BillyBughead 2 years ago
Kim, this one was as funny as hell! Not that the rest aren't, but this one was REALLY funny as hell!!
robtran 2 years ago
yay your hair seems longer!
orionpk 2 years ago
I agree totally with this one. Why can't people clear the remaining time from the microwave? Why do they take things out before they're ready? Is it THAT hard to set it for the time you actually want it?
themightylex 2 years ago
Agreed! The mircowave is ugly! Its just as bad at school too!
Actually, one of the pre-determined buttons: Popcorn, tends to work with me, but that could just be me...
Rememborance 2 years ago
Hah...you're RIGHT, that's the only useful button. In fact, it's the only one I use at work AND at home:
Kid: "Mom, how long do I cook this?"
Mom: "Three popcorns"
Great vid, Kim....have you already done one on the work fridge? OMG !!!
bossasuz 2 years ago 2
Three popcorns LOL
MacBookGuy91 2 years ago
I found a bag of liquidated carrots in my fridge yesterday. There was no carrot left. How long did that take? Yeesh!
disasterpastor45 2 years ago
Oh yeh .... we have a uni-sex bathroom, Now the trash can in there can get really interesting ... :)
Masterpower155 2 years ago
Excellent ... yup there's a microwave at my store and I'm always the one to clean it ... :)
Masterpower155 2 years ago
And for crying out loud, if you microwave something that has a strong odor a) wipe up any spilled fluids and b) leave the door open for a few and air things out. Nobody enjoys opening a microwave door and getting blasted with a whiff of pure nasty!!!
mightym1 2 years ago
I always get the time on the clock saying from 3 seconds to 1. O_o Why couldn't they just wait one second? It drives me completely insane!
SinfulEnvy 2 years ago
folks, u know who you are, thanks Ms. Kim
trafficdreamer 2 years ago
I almost snapped listening to the part about the clock reset.....I hate it when they leave 7 seconds on it......for God's sake.....clear it.....
bukofezra 2 years ago
Actually, the microwave at my office has a sticky reset button and popcorn always takes a random number of seconds... really, unless I stand there jamming my thumb into the button until I'm left with a circus-freakish nub then I can't get it reset from 15seconds'o'clock.... sorry. Doing my best... and who uses the microwave in the breakroom to tell time anyway? That's like expecting the coffee in the breakroom to taste like coffee.
CampHazzard 2 years ago
:)
hahahaha...... your so right.........
wrt7 2 years ago
My job banned microwave popcorn, because it caused a hostile work environment. i'm totally with that.
sandythepoet 2 years ago