London Underground Song HILARIOUS + LYRICS!

[Nabil2820]

So putting this as my ringtone.

[GleekOut987]

thumbs up if you turned it off at 01:55 !

[Noorfan1]

Like if your still listening in 2012 :D

[MrChickensoup101]

Good thing he didn't show us a pic of a cunt when he said their all greedy cunts

Lol

[ilovemanga63]

I love this song! :P

[cydy1]

3 words BEST SONG EVER

[Applepinerd]

haha this is sooo true

[KILLERSOFA44]

Lol the pics r hilarious :D

[MrCSloan]

yes but to be honest id still rather use the tube than walk innit !

[ilovehorses44ful]

this is amazing lol

[123mrmaynard123]

Lol... if only train drivers earned 30k

They are so simple to drive the ones in london

[myrang3r]

Second singer sounds like Lewis from The Yogscast?!

[Catphycisist]

lol 50 pence doesn't quite have the same ring as 50 cent, but at least its british lol!

[xLOSTxAssasinxD]

1:02 Naked women. LOOOL SO FUNNY!

[softcop123]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrCSloan]

@softcop123 LOOOOOOOOOOL = laughing out out out out out out out out out out loud ?

[tomhoo8]

omg soo funny love da lyrics cant stop singing it

[kadada2]

1:02 naked girl

[quelchyman64]

Absolutely love this song love the bit when he says 'take your oyster card and shove it up your ass hole!'

[BigSis7LilSis10]

Town call malaice xx

[robdul312]

its acc true

[townace957]

i totally agree with this song

[leothedirilo]

wuts a cunt im american

western american

[TheMike91096]

@leothedirilo It s a womans frnt garden. If you know what I mean

[01musicbabe]

@leothedirilo a womans vagina or a derogatory word a bit like douche bags

[benstevenbussell]

TO RUDE.

[iiRunWithScissors]

Just for reference 'Amateur Transplants' sing this song. :)

[jonduft]

I've never even heard of London Underground until now, but this song is hilarious!!!

[GRIMIVIDS]

hmmmmm cmon train.....cmon............cmon­.....CMON!

wHERE THE f*** MY F****** TRAIN AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH­HH

I KNOW ILL WRITE A SONG ABOUT MY RAGE AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE>>>!

[candyfloss20000]

i feel sorry for the trap but he is actually lucky to be on this vid as everyone is seeing him :p 1:32

[marcobtn]

how can i get this as a ringtone best thing ever

[xxMonessaHaggxx]

its actully Where the fuks my fukin train

[sonicfan7]

I'm at amsterdam and

WHERE THE FUCKS MY FUCKING TRAM?

[Droidzeybuoy]

@sonicfan7 ROFLMAO

[MW2ITSFUNNY]

cool song uk its gay

[112adamh]

0:24

[THEKNIGHTRIDERKING]

at palma airport where the fucks my fucking plane

[andrewliam123]

This makes me want to not go on the london underground

[suus14]

omg im going to london again next month..

[Doornob316]

The best song ever

[MissEmi1998]

Haha this is my ringtone :) <3

[ragewin101]

not by 50 pence its by the band amature transplants and thay have loads more where that came from like paracetomovefuseinbendroneamis­in

[jasperpickle]

Haha Thnx michal for showin me this

[edwardquan]

Quality - sadly still relevant in 2011 - and probably 2012 - not looking forward to Olympics ...

[rbegum123]

Is that a pigeon on a seat on 1:09 and 1:29?! Lmfao!

[WWEslam]

Its not the divers get the day of WORK its WHEN

[n18brad]

LOL Still listening to this in 2011

[AshJarvisx]

@n18brad 2012

[endometriosisknoqc]

wow this is quality shit mate

[famzo007]

LOOOOL

[laura42910]

ha qualtiy ;)

[aceled]

lol

[Summersmile123]

lol!

[naomi10lol]

i know what u mean the trains are shoved with ppl

[jamesionn11]

thumbs up if u heard "but the DIVERS get thier day off work"

[ASNxds2000]

it sayz divers dunit

[rossybaby8944]

Very fuuny song. Except 50 pence didn't do it, it was the Amateur Transplants

[ShutDown477]

There is NOTHING wrong with London Underground I been on 1 of there trains b4 nothing wrong with it!!! *dislikes* OMG LOL!!! *likes* :)

[10tailedfox80]

@ShutDown477 But thats one of their trains

[callumuk123]

wish i had a rifle so i can shoot their fucking asses

[jamieissocoo1]

There all wankers waa waa wankers

[leebigbeatzcutler]

dnt even live in london but fuk me theres more tourist there than londoners but wat a tune hahaa proppa funny..

[poopalover]

its by mike skinner from the streets

[ppplol123]

FUNNY ASS!

[JamoK101]

OMG AMAZING THIS MADE ME CRY THUMBS UP IF IT MADE U CRY 2 :')

[4lyfelovers]

Its divers not drivers lol

[monjjey76]

hilarious!



[unkown3127]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BRUV THATS SO TRUE UR LIVE

[raffsiq]

can u make more songs like this it funny =D

[Artwa7mm]

43 people fell down the GAP

[brockleybarrs]

hillarious

HAHA :-)

[security5167]

ha haa haa ha ha XD XD

[ssgkillsuall]

0:25 my eyes

[EmmaAshleyLOVE]

I love London! It's true in a way..... But I was on it like 6 times everyday :D

[MANSLAYERSMI]

oiilatum88 you fucking racist basterd

[cobra1602]

1:49 :)

[leviboii1]

thums up if u r the 302 598 person

[leviboii1]

london underground funny as

[360hackmaster]

Lol I laugh at this every time

[welshhoodiewearer]

@oiilatum88 i agree :)

[WillSmith424]

Ok ??



[MasterS7000]

a most accurate song

[TheSweetdreama101]

I love this song lol

[smithheatherrenee]

Thie song is hilarious liked it the first time I heard do wish there was a clean version though

[nickandmike1]

R u actually an raf pilot?

[jameziebwi]

aint herd this song for agessssss just to sick :P XD

[Rasberrygum8]

i wanna shoot them all with a rifle - LOL XD

[MsMinty2]

Bloody brilliant

[MrT12348]

it the truth



[dfpww]

that song is so funny keep on doing it i like it

[MrTomtom447]

cool m8



[ukgreaterlondon]

tourists can fuck off too! :)

[mythotic]

39 people work for london underground

[crazydaniel1231]

@mythotic 51 now

[AndyPateman1]

Pure fucking CLASS!!!!

[Tunesmith12]

This is a parody song of "Going Underground" by The Jam (Great Band).

[paintboycp]

xD very true

[Corrie561]

lmao x :-)

[KeithCarmo8]

haha

[K1llerTunes]

I like how he added an extra letter to wankers like w***kers

[eisemanrenyardjake]

I wish I'd written this song. I'd have dedicated it to the staff at Bank station who saw and heard me start to ask when the next train was due after the countdown monitors went blank, shut the staff room door in my face, and ignored me knocking. Or the staff at Euston who decided it was too busy to let people off there, as they were busy "playing", spanking each other with their signal batons.

[ukredlinebmx]

Except that all the striking members of the transport union who work on the underground actually earn pretty much minimum wage despite working ridiculously long shifts "roasting to death in the boiling heat" the whole time. Maybe the two doctors who wrote this ought to write a song about how thankful they are to be born into a situation where they can graduate and become a success rather than having to work their way up into soul crushing monotony for shit pay.

[cookietwixpippi]

I want my fucking money back u cunty cherries

[JasBeth1]

WORLDS BEST SONG!!!!!!!!!!

[medart4]

The 37 dislikes were from all the employees of the London Underground - Yes, very small.

~Harry.

[waterskippers]

Driverless trains rule!

[FlaaldtheSeneschal]

Song is by Amateur Transplants

[MsMinty2]

Bloody Brilliant,,,,

[jasmineprice123]

lmfao the people who actually wrote this song went on tore lmfao

[amyxjamesx4ever]

this is the best thing ever

[looknfortruth]

so true

[Marcusiscool19]

34 dislikes?!

London underground drivers on strike!

[amyxjamesx4ever]

@Marcusiscool19 haha your probaly right 

[supersymbiotic]

34 people work for TFL...

[NKOxGaming]

This song is by amature transplants not 50 pence

[RKOMasterHD]

The think I like about this song is ... everything. My favourite part of this song is when they sing "Every platform has a fucking tramps." Lolz.

[Kingsizednarwhals]

oh woops , 34 underground drivers are on strike

[waterskippers]

The answer to all problems: driverless electric trains.



[pedromcghee]

is thare a scotrail veson of this lol

[djdan831]

0:25 dont eat if u look

[lentilsouper]

bad bad quality pix lool

[busdriver153]

lol

[chefdiggins2009]

it is by suman biswass and adam kay there called the amatuer transplants there album is very funny you should update you music knowledge before posting songs on youtube

[GrantRamsay82]

@chefdiggins2009 orly?

[mrchrisince]

31 people can take there oyster card and shove it up there arsehole

[TheRemixRooster]

sick vid

[SAITTIM]

The best video for a raunchy song is this original song called the "hiccup song" by these guys from Calgary, AB, Peter Vesuwalla and Jon? Kerekes. Look it up on youtube...Check it out...ITS HILARIOUS. It is a bit of toilet humour but it is really clever toilet humour... It's the funniest song I have ever heard.

[PreciousRubine]

awesome such a passive agressive song.

[TheUnfogetable]

For ppl who struggle with TFL .watch this 1 :DDDD

[seatonmonster2k10]

But the divers get the day of work what the hell

[taylorfan1998652]

take ur oyster card and shove it up ur arseholeeee!! wooooooo! :D

[ApplesAppReviewer]

one thing wrong, how can you roast to death in england, alls we get is fucking rain

[TheCrazyVampireGirl]

@ApplesAppReviewer this summer was the hottest we had in 40 years :)

[darkshredder95]

those greedy cunts want more yet they get a 30K salary. and all they have to do is run the trains. fucking lard-asses!!!

[GraemeMawsom]

that is good and funny 

[DamienYoung94]

0:25 i was actually sick

thats discusting

[Cizza225]

i would love this song to be transferd about the idiots in my hieschool there such fucking usless cunts

[spikespeeder]

ha wankers

[haider9000]

wa wa wa waaaaankers!!!!!

[Tanxful]

They earn 30k? Are you serious... And they still have the cheek to complain, shoot them.

And I see 29 underground wankas clicked dislike.

[Genius83]

@Tanxful More like 40k plus these days...and they still want more. And its also only a 35 hour week.

[rasingrape332]

this is so funny :D

[rasingrape332]

this is so awesome! even its full of swearing BUT WHO CARES! :D

[RedmanX2K6]

THEY ARE ON STRIKE NOW AS I SPEAK!! LOOL

[BANGER1471]

excellent!

[SirKriS75]

It's Mike Skinner from The Streets people! 

[MW2L3DG3ND]

i fooking love this yesssisiiiiii

[ManchesterGirls85]

being a MASSIVE fan of The Jam, i shouldn't really like this song, but all the lyrics are pretty true.

This song's something that you can't help but love..

[BADmanKEYS]

That aint a rifle , thats a sniper

[beki549]

alalalalalalalalalala lmao

[BigPokemonManiac]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Georgi359]

lol funny xP keep it up xD

[Georgi359]

lol hilariously funny xP

[oscarfish38]

I want to thank that fat useless cunt Bob Crowe for it taking me over 2hrs to get from Euston road to the Elephant today. I hope his commie crotch is infested with the itch of a thousand lice. Lazy fucking useless cunts..... oh fuck yes.

[MasterProducer]

Looks like we got 29 Tube Drivers who watched this video :/

[baronzee]

Horrible journey in today, Monday morning today, Signal Failures, Staff Shortage, Defective trains, and it was only 06.30 am..

To the staff of London Underground:  YOU USELESS FUCKING CUNTS GO AND FUCK YOURSELVES ! !

[clemantine41]

roflmfao !! XD

[angsam1]

Lol! x

[and3w]

This is actually by 2 guys, both Doctors, who call themselves 'Amateur Transplants'. Not sure where you got the '50 pence' from! Amateur Transplants have quite few very funny songs on YouTube. Check them out.

[hondansx1000]

@and3w i thought they were called "fintness to practice" or somthing along those lines

[NewEraEnt34]

@and3w your right, adam kay and someone... where did 50pence come from? lol

[Londoner091]

haha even though im from London, i like good songs that some times takes the mick for there own city or country - not that im offending my own city but if anyone knows what i mean by that. Coz it cheers some people up, that songs kinda true though haha

[Crantom]

So true. It's the same with the other stupid transport services lazing around wanting more pay at a time when loads of people are unemployed. Great video remake though!

[MaxanGlennfunnyguyz]

@mustang403 it's people like you that make us think Americans are wankers eh wat did you guys do in ww2 eh drop a couple bombs? Wow!

[mustang403]

britins suck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa there just made we AMERICANS broke away from them and BECAME THE MOST POWERFUL country in the WORLD yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAthey suck yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[aquabubbles1]

@mustang403 you act like your 10 years old no offence. get mature.

[CreationzMusic]

@mustang403 Agree with aquabubbles1... your about 7 arent you?

[Tokiohotelgirl97]

@mustang403 Learn to spell. You're so ignorant it's unbelievable!

[webkinzmotherlover1]

Oh woops, 28 people misssed the like button

[Pizz4dud3]

@webkinzmotherlover1 They are actually most probably London Underground employees.

[webkinzmotherlover1]

I betcha

[KyliteVideos]

@webkinzmotherlover1 That actually happend to me on some video, idk what it was but I felt like a retard :)

[halogod687]

@FirstGreatWesternHST No sir ... YOU FAILED

[andy1989leeds]

this video is brilliant.

[Abirocketh]

omg

[leftbeforegoodbye]

AHAHHAAH!

[clemantine41]

this song is so fukin hilarious ROFL

LOL LOL