Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier

[Runsiful]

Wtf Lol Face Hes Speaking To Dead Mens Head

LOOOOOL!

[FireMasterFilms]

TAKE THAT SPY

[armyp1g]

unless it's a farm!

[TheIgorgamer]

Forever Alone XD

[klikker1000]

I think he is lonely

[Arachnikadia]

I love how he manages to see, and yet that helmet covers his eyes. XD

[buffalojoe4444]

i can't help but feel everything he said was sexual. 

[randomnesschannel157]

From then on, whenever a bunch of animals are together in one place, IT'S CALLED A ZOO!!

-Logic of the Soldier

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!!!!!!!!

[RoyalClaws]

0:00 Meet the Pyro

[Hubcio180]

1:05 heheheheheh

[SkullFire1219new]

"Kill 3 people will taunting" - well, achievement unlocked sir.

[THEmomsqaud2]

Press 7 for soldier in a nutshell

[killernija]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

[ProdigySlayer]

Press 6, wait for him to smash the grenades together then press 1

[DNatz369]

0:01 Meet the Pyro

[kiraAKAshaqil]

press 6, wait for the clink

press 1

[kiraAKAshaqil]

press 6, wait for the grenades to smack each other

press 1

[Ceruleanbeam]

is he talking about himself or saxton hale?

[DavidHogins]

1:17 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[kisielek221]

0:54 - toy grandes

[elan9654]

hahaha

[VideoGamer869]

Anyone notice at the beginning the Pyro is using his Flamethrower on top of a pile of boxes full of Dynamite...IS HE/SHE RETARDED?!

[saranovitch]

@VideoGamer869

I dont beleive that pyro is on of those. Pyro born of flame and destructive force. be careful, I heard he back traced, located, and then torched a man once for calling him a name unkind.

[Dozer649]

the soldier doesnt have the scouts head

[sfeng73]

i love how the soldier smacks the spy with a cigarette at the same time in the background, there is a "no smoking" sign

[ThePixelhime]

*insert meme here*

VALVE

[willbeardell]

what's the chance he got a crit at 0:39

[GoombaBros64]

It's funny because Soldier recognized a Noah's Ark reference.

"Then he would use his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, then he

herded them on to a boat, then he would beat the crap out of every single one!"

[itsxJaReD]

0:08 Heavy:INVISIBLE GUN BIATCH

0:09 missle:ur point?

[aggelos43]

how can he see?

[badass5385]

There is teammates head on this fence!!!

Wait...thats blood

[garpur569]

....and then he took those two animals and put them on a boat and then he beat the crap out of them

[stas579]

1:04 haha face

[starboomer11]

Transcribe Audio at 1:09

"Mats the forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place its called Israel."

Transcribe Audio is crazy. :P

[starboomer11]

@starboomer11 Finishing up with "Lessons on file." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Kityfan2]

@starboomer11 XD "lessons on file!"

[starboomer11]

Transcribe Audio's translation of 0:20 - 0:33

"Sons as at that nights eighteen hours out at the mall robot fighting the new the trustee invented and then he perfected it so that no living man good best chairman I rang alarm pass pad."

[starboomer11]

Put on the captions and watch the video. It's hilarious, especially at the end.

[YareTyro]

put on captions and go to 1:09 xD

[Ihateyoumr]

Soilder is 2 words : Crazy bastard

[EccentricBriChu]

Uh, in the description..

This game isnt on PS3. xD Its on xbox and PC.

[skullcollector5]

i read the art of war...i dont think he went and got animal and become noah xD

[FightTigers187]

Is it just me or does the soldier remind you of a more patriotic Red Foreman?

[ManTheFort]

Theres no such thing as a simple rifle in TF2 is there?

[darthd101]

I would love Soldier a lot if I was good at using him :l

[hummerskickass]

This is what happens when they put r lee ermy in a video game

[suellanorsa]

press 6 wait till he bangs grenades together and ppress 1

[91pancakes]

00:8 i luLezed so hard

[CBAwiththisshit]

With subtitles on:

"Mats the forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place its called israel"

What the fuck. xD

[everdarkable]

@CBAwiththisshit "lessons on life"

[xXCriptlordwcXx]

@CBAwiththisshit "unless it's afghanistan!"

sorry couldn't help it XD

[MrMetsplayer1]

@CBAwiththisshit so the soldiers an anti semite then? wow, this is the 2nd time in two days I'll have to post this: Hath not a jew eyes? etc, Shylock, The Merchant of Venice, William Shakespeare. ANTI PLAGIARISM FOR THE WIN!

[chrisl121212]

One of the gym teachers at my school looks like the soldier, not kidding.

[HoodieNinja7]

Then, he herded them onto a boat and beat the crap outta every single one!

[TheKassyk]

his speech is up ther with brave heart

[L0chNesrac]

0:10 "Copyright lololol"

:3

[Ditsj8]

My favorite class is spy

[Attendat]

Soldier is my favorite class! XD

[edzero789]

unless it's a farm!

*transcribe audio*

lessons in file!

[Seedotguy]

They say the Soldier is mandatory for every team. How do they make him worth playing? Listen to him for at least 5 seconds.

[Damianogre]

Back in the days before tf2 had hats......*sigh*....memorys

[Richardlikespies]

press 6

then after the third tap press 1 instant profit

[aesde1125]

It's not teaser, it's soldier gameplay.

[Mike26081997]

Thumbs up if heavy is sticking his tounge out at 1:14

[imranmarshall11]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM.

[MitchTitan]

medic's head fell I think...

[lavacreeper99]

What classes head fell? Plz respond

[DoYouComment]

POW

[dilegox]

Why all the meet the ..... are in red team?

[pokenintendo]

@dilegox RED TEAM IS BEST TEAM

[dilegox]

@pokenintendo Why¿

[pokenintendo]

@dilegox BECAUSE RED TEAM IS BEST TEAM.........you're not getting these references are you?

[dilegox]

@pokenintendo No , sorry i think both teams are the same.

[Gamergod8D]

The first time my friend played Team Fortress 2 I was at his house and when he did the Soldier tutorial I switched his weapon to the shovel and made him taunt

That was so funny XD

[captaineince]

look closely at 00:11 next to copyright it says lololol!

[L4DGizmo]

This reminds me of Alexpre888's Meet the Boomer...Again. Agree if you've seen this video

[Gamergod8D]

1:13 Why is the spy's cigarette still lit?

[momgina1]

notice the copyright lololol at 0:11

[Gamergod8D]

FUCKING HILARIOUS

[PEXDED]

press 3 and wait untill he says "no living man would..."and as soon as he says"would", press 6.

[GexDraco]

XD

[MrPopeye232323]

1:05 XD

[andreifirstbyke]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!

[thesadistgod]

Team Fortress 2 - Meet Painis Cupcake

[TelepathicGuineaPig6]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

i laughed waaay to hard at this... luckily im home alone.

[Assadaran]

@TelepathicGuineaPig6 I laughed so hadr because I had Subtitles on and I sdidn't really read did but instead of Zoo he said It's called Israel XD

[psychopathicfish97]

0:48 is the best part XD

[MG44ish]

Call PETA LOL

[FightTigers187]

Sun Tzu and Zoo now I get it!!!! You pronounce Tzu like Zoo LOL

[ryanduck5681]

There ALWAYS has to be a pony video------>

[354ThePyro]

i love it when he teches about the bible

[ccrazy66]

Press 4 and 1

[6thhokagephil]

Press 3 and then 6, "Get into a boat" :D

[DWatchRazgriz]

FREEEEDOOMMMMMM!!!!! I FINNALLY LEFT THE WEIRD AREA OF YOUTUBE!!!!!! SUCK IT BLU!!!!!!!

[Herosam11]

backhand with frying pan. only one word can describe it:

Ow.

[ageofvideo1997]

i guess you could say that lecture was(puts on sunglases) Decapitating (YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A)

[XxGamesrxX]

0:02-0:05 Spycheck

[TheQuestion8]

That's not a zoo. That's a farm. We sell those too.

[Stitches13]

1:06! <3

[1234Darkflames2]

everyone should've done a barrel roll

[pureorb587]

SPY!

[NEXTGENCRAFTING]

lol i turned on cc and it said "anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place its called Israel

[Kiyannidirl]

that is why u do no taunt 0:00

[neyko64]

then he hurded them on a boat and beat the crap outta EVERY SINGLE 1 (press 6 then 1)

[soldier2926]

is this how soldier learned the f***ing bible

[GamerStarcraft]

The worm has turned gentlemen!

[Xfrimz]

OKAY,HOW THE HELL I GET HERE FROM KONATA'S FLAT CHEST'S?!?!?!

[Nomis1357]

......and he beat the CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE!

[desmondli007]

Beginning.

BLU pyro: Meet the Pyro time!!

*Red Soldier killed pyro*

Soldier: Later...

[rabbidscool]

Wthell is this????

[austin14456]

beelzebub

[bloodlesscharge]

Maggot!!!!!!

[Dinosorable]

He's funny!

[TheLucarias]

POW!

[UselessJapery]

the very first sound at the start you hear is from diablo 2, when a fulminating potion explodes...

aka im a stupid nerd :l

[ColaKnight]

@ColaKnight And from that day forward any bunch of websites are all together in one place, its called the INTERNET!!

[itsthatoneguyright]

He's a fucking psycho....

[MGSPhantom]

LMAO at the end

[TheBatmanSmells]

@shadowdanman1000 Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA! :D

[shadowdanman1000]

how did I get here from my little pony!?

[MrGallade475]

@shadowdanman1000 you have been set back on the right path by youtube.

[grawstick]

0:54 he's showing the process of intercourse

[andresman2100]

Ze soldier iz batship insane

[CrossInnocent]

Blue Spy still has his cigar even when he is dead...

Meh, he must be a heavy smoker.

[Dickyfold]

1:05

[hellnowhat7]

0:00 - 0:05 Meet the Pyro

[awsomeguy10100]

0:00

[sebastian89312]

press 6 and 1

[Helljumper125]

@sebastian89312 Suicide!

[HopeHoggy]

@sebastian89312 It would be funny if this wasn't the 26th millionth time i've seen this

[Salaripride]

only a soldier would try to smash two grenades together

[Waitinginatux]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!!

[ColaKnight]

thumbs up if u heard a drum roll on 0:13-0:14

[MrJeasa]

Press 1 for ow

[TheBigEpicShow]

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!!

[Sonicfan1396]

1:09 with audio transcribe LMFAO

[xxAbbzai]

Press 6 and wait until he hots the grenade then press 1.

[MrJuhanso]

day 5 and havent found the lost comment of @mrtictotheyMODZ .

[papixx95]

@MrJuhanso ctrl + f

you're welcome.

[roflzspas]

@MrJuhanso omfg its not funny its not funny STOP POSTING SHIT LIKE THAT ITS NOT FUNNY

CTRL+F(RETARD NAME HERE)DONE

NOW STOP POSTING THIS SHIT

[Prince1000able]

@roflzspas yes its funny :))))

[ColaKnight]

@roflzspasu u suck man. Not all videos are funny as u expect them to be (being as tactful as possible, no offense on everything)

[roflzspas]

@ColaKnight i wasn't talking about the video about the comment

[Mr77Cops]

does this game have single player??

[answermen1]

@Mr77Cops No, If you wanted single player... Choose a different game my friend D:

[NyanCat141]

@Mr77Cops Actually yes you can have singel player if you go training you can play against bots (Artificial Intelligence Players)

[neyko64]

transcriibe audio FTW!

[BuccOwns]

the funnyest "meet the .." video

Lolz..im say this cuz it true..

last game i killed 33in 1 life.. and 159 totall

Lolz>

[hotwheelzz2002]

UNLESS ITS A FARM

[HelpingHandGal]

15 people have met the soldier

[AceOfClubsHUN]

*Motivational speech* -cut- *YAAAAAAAAAGH!*

That's Soldier in a nutshell.

[diegoyeyyo]

press 6 and when he join the grenades press 1

[minigunshooter1212]

and then he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

turn subtitles on lmao