How sex starts ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply
obiously all u guys that have a gm would say that gm is better, fuck that toyota baby! i have a 05 lexus gs430 (toyota) and....its the way its built everything feels.....well....real, my friend got a 07' gmc denali...its nice but, the "wood grain" is plastic the nav sucks and its just built cheap.BUY JAP OR EURO!! AMERICAN SUCKS!
Toyotas are more reliable, cheaper to run, cheaper to maintain and cheaper to buy. GM has this coming to them for building big, thirsty, expensive and under-engineered cars. Sure you'll get your American patriot who'll buy GM (or Ford) no matter how crap it is but they don't count as people anyway.
"Toyota made an estimated 9,370,000.Official figures from Toyota will be released in a few weeks."
They key word in those sentences is "ESTIMATED" my friend. Who did the estimating? Where are they from? Why should we, the general public, trust them? How do you know they didn't make that shit up just so they don't look puny compared to GM?
Toyota management is ruthless. I was a District Service Manager in '77-'78 when the US imposed an import quota of something like 500,000 units a year. It was common internal knowledge, however, that the company fudged the numbers and brought in substantially more cars than what was reported.
Ditto DD. I get disapointed when the Rambo trailer doesn't come on during the intermissions of the TV shows I watch. My usual response to Stallone's question is: "Duhhhh!"
Only 20 of those Maybach's will be made and they'll be way more expensive than the regular one..... just buy a BMW 7-series and get the back of the top chopped off by a professional, I like Bimmers better than Benz's anyway.
A message to VOD cars: If you continue to make episodes that present nothing but 6 month old videos that we have already seen numerous times(i.e. porsche gt drifting through mountains) I will have to click on that unsubscribe button.
I like the Spyker sports cars they are really over the top awesome but all I have to say about that concept for the SUV/crossover is I think we found Nemo. It looks like a blowfish.
I saw a MAYBACH LAUNDELET last week!
marble97c 1 year ago
Beautiful car!
XtRekon 1 year ago
I saw a cute girl just like this at tiny(.)cc/freesex535
WypacirNiweha 2 years ago
d12.. no relation to eminem lol
AG31594IsBack 2 years ago
Spyker SUV is going to be the hit of 2010
Matthijsb 2 years ago
how the hell do u spend 23k a month on gas
dnbjarhead 4 years ago 4
If you think that's bad. I had to buy one tire after I drove over a nail in a construction area and it cost me 22k to change the tire!
bugattiowner5 3 years ago
@dnbjarhead Go to the Netherlands with a car that drives 1 on 1. Fuel costs 1.50 euro's per liter. o.O
wieditleestisleip 1 year ago
i love the car. that is my dream car. o ya baby
scorpiorhythm 4 years ago
Derek your a legend!!!
stuz32 4 years ago
"R u bringing any weapons?..." I will not get sick of that!!
D-12 for Eastern Europe? That means Moscow people! Lotta hot cars there!
TripleZ89 4 years ago
How sex starts ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply
KBAYIZZ 4 years ago 3
thats funny.
UltimateAnimeX52 4 years ago
heard it before , get your own jokes looser
CANTCM3 4 years ago 4
HAHAHA i love it!!!
bm2088hp 4 years ago
everyone did JZD1990
isamri 4 years ago
Spyker and an SUV? Yuck! The C8 looked nice though.
0V3CHKiN 4 years ago
when he was saying the GM vs. Toyota, I got a Jeep advertisement on the video.
JDZ1990 4 years ago
rofl
benfoxg 4 years ago
wow, that Maybach is amazing.
IPGAuto 4 years ago
omg what does he use gas for that much in a month... I can understand in a year but a month?
RussianCoolAnton 4 years ago
maybe he bathes in it too??
BaritoneStud3 4 years ago
obiously all u guys that have a gm would say that gm is better, fuck that toyota baby! i have a 05 lexus gs430 (toyota) and....its the way its built everything feels.....well....real, my friend got a 07' gmc denali...its nice but, the "wood grain" is plastic the nav sucks and its just built cheap.BUY JAP OR EURO!! AMERICAN SUCKS!
edubb305 4 years ago 2
I dont get it, how in the HELL does shaq spend that much at the gas station? even if he has multi-millions, anyone else try to configure hah
03altimator 4 years ago
Toyotas are more reliable, cheaper to run, cheaper to maintain and cheaper to buy. GM has this coming to them for building big, thirsty, expensive and under-engineered cars. Sure you'll get your American patriot who'll buy GM (or Ford) no matter how crap it is but they don't count as people anyway.
rcfp2006 4 years ago 4
you still believe that crap? that was true in '95 but not now. Wake up dude.
notthehulk442 4 years ago
I hear ya, but they're day is dying. They're fighting for market place and the rednecks are dying with them.
Stookatz 4 years ago
if fld dares change derrekd! i will beat the crap out of them!
giganoto 4 years ago
American cars are stupid and no durable. Toyota wins regardless. It doesn't matter who sells the most cars, if you bought a Toyota, YOU WIN.
slowmotionr 4 years ago
but not all gm cars ARE AMRICAIN! think about it! tool
H00L3y 4 years ago
gm wins..............
30uziryder 4 years ago
so is derric like, fired ,or something?
manbearpig91 4 years ago
Spyker should stick to building slightly less ugly sports cars....
uwannaride 4 years ago 2
Toyota > GM, thats final, Detroit 4 my ass.
eclipse10 4 years ago
XD men i love fast lane daily =]=]=] cant wait for the auto show in my home town! its this sat woo hoooo so exited =].
Chanocksanchez 4 years ago
are you from DC?
koukicrisp 4 years ago
nevermind says your from Houston. It'll be hitting DC as well, it actually started yesterday.
koukicrisp 4 years ago
nope here it starts tomorrow, yup!
Chanocksanchez 4 years ago
GM posted sales of 9.37 million vechicles, and then Toyota says they sold an "estimated" 9.37 million.??!!?!!?
What the hell Toyota? Damn Japs
hc8719 4 years ago
I' rather say: bless japs :P
IamCross 4 years ago
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Yeah, the people who did the "estimating" were probably Japanese anti-American douche bags...
chopperhead2011 4 years ago
wow that 62 was something
carsaregood911 4 years ago
Toyota will always be inferior to GM's supremacy!!!
Damn Canadians lulz
Tasty Spyker...
chopperhead2011 4 years ago
good episode fld
ultimatejoeshmo 4 years ago
Derek D better not be getting replaced.
I love that short dude.
agentaerick 4 years ago 6
@agentaerick yeah double D rules
i5Alex 1 year ago
Toyota won.
GM was disallowed to count sales that they included which were made in china through a brand that they are a minority shareholder in.
GM had included 516,435 vehicles of the Wuling brand in China as part of its total, despite owning a minority share in the operation.
Toyota made an estimated 9,370,000.Official figures from Toyota will be released in a few weeks.
naterizzle53 4 years ago
"Toyota made an estimated 9,370,000.Official figures from Toyota will be released in a few weeks."
They key word in those sentences is "ESTIMATED" my friend. Who did the estimating? Where are they from? Why should we, the general public, trust them? How do you know they didn't make that shit up just so they don't look puny compared to GM?
chopperhead2011 4 years ago
Toyota management is ruthless. I was a District Service Manager in '77-'78 when the US imposed an import quota of something like 500,000 units a year. It was common internal knowledge, however, that the company fudged the numbers and brought in substantially more cars than what was reported.
TECHKLEC 4 years ago
have to be ruthless in big business I guess. Eat or be eaten.
rcfp2006 4 years ago
the spyker is awesome and it is like so ccccooooooooollll
luckyluciano659 4 years ago
I love this show!
jpics 4 years ago
hahahha love the wash your hands reference to yestrday
Benedikt27 4 years ago
Glad to see Derek d back
cram6891 4 years ago 2
the maybach is clean but the spyker is just another ugly ass porsche cayenne. I suggest you
shouldn't get a cayenne, derek you'll look like a freakin douche
azntenuun 4 years ago
If he's looking for a sikk ass ride, he should get an Escalade.
chopperhead2011 4 years ago
nah, he should get a Range Rover Sport
rcfp2006 4 years ago 2
I find the Spyker not that bad in terms of appearance.
47501770 4 years ago 2
are you bringing any weapons. i am a porsche and a nice ferrari
jose7777777777777777 4 years ago 2
Spyker ugly as balls why would you spend that much on an SUV anyway bla.
bookzoo 4 years ago 3
Ditto DD. I get disapointed when the Rambo trailer doesn't come on during the intermissions of the TV shows I watch. My usual response to Stallone's question is: "Duhhhh!"
mauri310 4 years ago
the VOD car commercial was cool
azngangstr0 4 years ago
Only 20 of those Maybach's will be made and they'll be way more expensive than the regular one..... just buy a BMW 7-series and get the back of the top chopped off by a professional, I like Bimmers better than Benz's anyway.
Robez93 4 years ago
the all white looks really clean
wallytherhino2 4 years ago
yeah! go Canadian dudes!
ocrap92 4 years ago
if i go see rambo will you stop the comercials!
jermsman18 4 years ago 4
Don't do it! That's what they want you to do!!
rcfp2006 4 years ago
wait...tomrow is Jan 25th... OMG NO MORE RAMBO ON FLD!!! woot!
StumpyManager 4 years ago 5
and Toyota wins!!!!!!!! and spyker hoorah!!!
buiscuts7217 4 years ago
the spyker is ugly. Performance wise it is probably alot better then most. I don't like the styling of it.
wallytherhino2 4 years ago
that sweater that DD had on is ugly. Looks like DD has buying from the Dr. Heatchliff Huxtable line....
mauri310 4 years ago
- has
*is
mauri310 4 years ago
they're dutch...they smoke a lot of pot...what do you expect.
xwounds 4 years ago
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Toyota > everything else. ALL DAY, ANYDAY!
DimSumDANCE 4 years ago
not when it comes to F1 though. ha! ok sry cheap shot...
StumpyManager 4 years ago
is not cheap. just prove that the world is full of boring people. hence why they buy toyotas.
xwounds 4 years ago
Interesting Spyker. I would apt for the Laviolette myself though.
EZappa88 4 years ago
that is some ugly spyker
gkkkkkkkk 4 years ago
WEAPONS NOW! Haha, rambo
F430corvettekiller 4 years ago 2
ARE U BRINGING ANY WEAPON
masterCm 4 years ago
Nice!
JXintheZ 4 years ago
2:13-2:43 is linkin park intr
BlackiceMikel 4 years ago
The Spyker was awsome!
Bigboy4lyf12 4 years ago
Toyota won it's on Jalopnik
carsismeZ06 4 years ago
GM won, it is in print media. San Jose Mercury News, today.
terridot 4 years ago
Woot good job.
Xs4rad0min 4 years ago
yeah i saw the Spyker D12 , last year in a luxury show in bucharest , pretty impressive , mostly i liked the design :D
ilusionman1 4 years ago
I for one HAVEN'T seen the carrera GT drifting through the mountains so i cant wait to see it..
and oh ya, i love Derek D's "are you bringing any weapons??" deal.. pure GOLD
SupraTurbo12 4 years ago 2
A message to VOD cars: If you continue to make episodes that present nothing but 6 month old videos that we have already seen numerous times(i.e. porsche gt drifting through mountains) I will have to click on that unsubscribe button.
hvissotz 4 years ago
You can actually submit your own footage to them too. Check out the vodcars website.
FastLaneDaily 4 years ago
Toyota rules, GM makes mostly lame cars lol
Spyker D12 looks cool, because it looks different.....spyker is cool
maybach looks cool
lol on stealing car to get to a dont steal cars lesson LOL
Speedjunkie713 4 years ago
I have had hemmroids that were more palatable than the spyker SUV.
hvissotz 4 years ago 3
Yeah, wash your hands!
jsbarr 4 years ago
god i hope this is the last rambo add
c4pnd4n 4 years ago 2
I like the Spyker sports cars they are really over the top awesome but all I have to say about that concept for the SUV/crossover is I think we found Nemo. It looks like a blowfish.
rustang6869 4 years ago 2
is anyone else sick of that rambo trailer?
enthusia492 4 years ago 7
was a long time ago LOL
Speedjunkie713 4 years ago
i only watch this for rambo ads!
TraxxasKing 4 years ago
hell yeah
mamijammer 3 years ago
you can't fight him rocky... you're 60 years old!
uwadlad1982 4 years ago 3
If that Rambo ad is kept on, but changed to "Now Playing" after its release tomorrow, I'm going to scream.
DRATMMM 4 years ago 2
Maybach Dubai Edition is not cute.
uwadlad1982 4 years ago
LOL I thought he meant maybach land o lakes. Hmm a really expensive butter car. just what I need.
joness105639 4 years ago
"Right after Rambo says 'Are you bringing any weapons?'" Seriously how long have you had that Rambo ad for?
mbn5 4 years ago 2
It starts on FRIDAY!
agentaerick 4 years ago
56!!
SilentPitbull 4 years ago
3 people claimed the 1st comment lol
carnut666 4 years ago 3
holy shit when i clicked on the vid it said 0 views and when i was done watching it said 47. Great show
s7carlover 4 years ago 4
whaha me too mate :P
fietssleutelhanger 4 years ago 2
fuck sorry :P
fietssleutelhanger 4 years ago
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first comment hell yea boy...Lean ack like the Maybach
street3890 4 years ago
I want the Maybach
LivManU 4 years ago
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first post :P
fietssleutelhanger 4 years ago
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w00t!
WorldFamousSilk 4 years ago
nice sweater vest and bracelet, not
patino82 4 years ago
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FIRST!!!
s7carlover 4 years ago
w00t!
WorldFamousSilk 4 years ago
nice sweater vest, not
patino82 4 years ago
hi great show
sunn1e 4 years ago 5