Letterman - Dave's Monologue, Part 2 - 09/03/09

[peevishly]

"i dunno she killed john mccain's chances" ROFLMAO XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[sowattv]

Thank goodness for Letterman.

[rocketbails]

Letterman's a dick head

[molli10001]

great mono, letterman>conan

[icecubeflower]

There's no spider you meth head.

[nkasenides]

china red state...GOOD ONE

[VoteAwards]

i don't get the adoption joke

[chrissypoo90]

@vote awards- Sarah Palin got into the news getting mad at Letterman for a joke he had made about her pregnant daughter, so he was making it fun of it by saying he wasn't going to make a joke about palin adopting her daughters kid.

[gursimransam]

since she has a lot of kid already

[optikal83]

Dave caught a lot of heat because he told a joke about a baseball player hitting on one of her daughters. The daughter at the baseball game turned out to be Willow and not Bristol and Sarah basically called Dave a pedophile for making the joke.

So the joke about adoption was a dig at this situation.

[Getoffthetubes]

ITT: Butthurt Republicans

[TheSnackyGhost]

did any of you guys see that giant spider at 1:56?

[goltof08]

where

[heartthetube]

no where is it

[Adam2020USA]

What spider, dude ur high

[whitesmith12]

i bet all of you amerikkans are crying that "obama is a socialist" please, listen to Obama, he is the only hope you have right now. especally after 8 years of Dubya the Clown.

China suppotets you libersal

[winner489]

if you whated a friend add me! I whated alot!

[jaksajak]

Dave rocks

[MikaOwns]

LENO pwns u bitch

[hourglass44]

Dave, you suck. You're unprofessional, ignorant, arrogant, and juvenile. Go home.

[Ratmus1]

and he looks like he has been dead for 5 years

[TheftOfChocolate]

COMEDY IS SRS BSNS

[UsaDna]

Dave is employed by Obama...too bad...he used to be funny...

[fool1shmortal]

I don't know for sure, but I think he may have lost his edge, which Conan's got, and so he's resorted to preaching to a liberal choir so maybe Liberals will tune in and be like, "Yeah!". That's not his job, though. His job is to make as many as possible laugh, having the show he's got. If he wants to spout off about his political opinions, he can go on Comedy Network or HBO. Doing it on late night comedy shows on broadcast channels is just unprofessional. If he sucks, he should go.

[fool1shmortal]

I have to wonder, though, have these outspoken liberal comedians, who once did lighthearted humor, commissioned to endear us to them and, once we're hooked, we get tagged along by their line of thinking?

[frededison]

If you were being tortured wouldn't you just make something up to get out of it? Torture is no guarantee the information is accurate and helpful to prevent future attacks. Besides, these are the types of people who are more than happy to blow themselves up for whatever reason their handlers deem necessary.

3:02 LOL!

[unclelight]

Cheney is a piece of shit!

[nicky560]

Letterman's a genius. Young people in America don't know what's funny and what's not.

Letterman is smart comedy.

[deepmind]

this is what happens when you buy a "genius switch" from someone selling 'em on the sidewalk

[LXMNOP]

HAHAHAHAHAHA letterman is funny. he points out the dumbasses in america

[dickypot]

Letterman's a clueless, unfunny ass.

There's a good reason the US was not attacked after 9/11. I suspect that under the current administration, another attack will occur. When it does, I wonder if Letterman will joke about Cheney.

His rant on Palin tells me Dave is scared of the woman. You don't keep it up like he does unless you have an agenda going.

[rackeffect]

The best. Has been since 1980. Jesus, I remember that morning show. Back when SCTV was still going strong.

[bologony]

Beat a dead horse much.........

[mbrushoff]

Dave, you are the best.

[Ritewanger]

Watching David Letterman is worse then gettin waterboarded

[TheXRealXBrapp]

Dave's the best

[JamInnyProductions]

everybody loves letterman. Like me i would watch with my brother every night.

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[mayorscruff]

Letterman is an IDIOT

[mrbeano1]

Lettermann USED to be funny, when he followed Johnny Carson. Since then he has sadly gone down hill.

[utubefavorsdems]

Obama is an embarrassment to the United States.

[yellowdogger]

nah you are

[yellowdogger]

i dont even live in America thankfully

[Joxxol]

*yawn*

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

Paul Schaefer is a tosser!!!!!!!

Annoying little "yes man" !!!!

Dave is pretty funny though..

5 stars from Japan !

[redskins55]

Hardee har har, You're so funny Dave.

[dtt1900]

I would rather hunt with Dick, then drive with Ted.

[BsAs0101]

Jeez, US is screwed beyond repair.

[JPPT1974]

Dave is the typical liberal like all of most of Hollywood is my friends!

[mattshu1]

David Letterman only jokes on the following subjects:

1.Dick Cheney

2.George Bush

3.Sarah Palin

You might as well just watch the same show over and over since his material never changes.

[Drac39]

Fine by me if he never makes fun of anything else

[mattshu1]

To watch this, you would think Bush was still in office. It's time to let it go Dave, no one cares about the same tired jokes.

[woodycoat]

"Comedy recession"? he can't find a plethora of material to make fun of Barry ...whatever.

[eef5510]

awesome keep it up dave lol!!!!!

[GLeNss]

wow since when did dumbass americans find out what youtube was... oh wait

[Gutsyndicate]

stupid, Youtube was created by Americans. as well as myspace, as well as facebook as well as yahoo. tell me what your country has created?

[GLeNss]

the internet.

oh and I said stupid americans like the ones who rather have their taxes spent on wars instead of health. yahoo and myspace suck dick oh and britain has also created america so stfu

[Gutsyndicate]

You didn't know what you were talking about did you?

you said when did stupid Americans discovered Youtube,

but you didn't know that Americans invented it.

Tell me what website UK invented that is used world wide?

[owenhunt]

What sort of nob are you? While GLeNss was out of line in calling the Americans stupid, he clearly knew that Youtube was inveted by Amercans as he said "Oh wait".

Youtube is notally an invention so much as the largest example of a video-hosting website, so both of you are gramatically astrayonthat one.

As for the UK's invento coups? The internet is a pretty worldwide phenomenon isn't? And Dave Letterman himself makes a living out of television, something Britis can claim as a world success

[BurntCatMedia]

Cool story, how will it end?

[PragaSong]

He comes across as bitter and obsessed when he dwells on Palin for over 3 minutes. Maybe they are best friends?

[daveskalka]

Translation: Gov. Palin, I'm not sorry at all that I am a dirty old man and used your 14 and 18 year-old daughters as the butt of dirty jokes.

[GeneralRipperJ]

Dave turns off too much of his audience with this Palin obsession. Carson, Leno, etc. were never this one sided politically.

[valeoftears13]

ertgh

[rollingrock11]

LMAO!

[juancarlos3000]

Dick/Palin 2012 lolol Obama sucks but that combination has the potential to completely deystroy the country. Cheney starts 5 wars, dies, and Palin becomes in charge of everything, I can see it now.

[xinunus]

DAVe IS A LOSER AND ITS SAD TO SEE THIS OLD MAN STAND UP THERE AND BE A TOOL OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.

PATHETIC OLD MAN!!

[diah4]

Hey, we watch the fact slob O'reilly, and the republican puppet Beck spew smut.

shit. Your just mad b/c this was funny. LOL.

[diah4]

fat*

[valeoftears13]

please veiw my page you don't have to add me

but atleast veiw it

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[valeoftears13]

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[ironpirites]

Dave's still the best. He still has an edge with his political commentary, but his interviews are not really creative. I think the problem is that Hollywood bubbleheads won't go on a program where they might be made to appear as dumb and thoughtless as most of them really are. I'll still take Dave, one on one with virtually anyone in a talkshow battle of wits.

[road2stamfordbridge]

iron:

you are soo right..

this is what i think and what i do.

at 11:30 i put Dave for the monoluoge. then i switch to conan for the rest, then when thats over, i switch back to watch craig..

[daveskalka]

It doesn't take wits to trash the reputation of 14 and 18 year-old girls, just a dirty old man's mind.

[s0undtribe]

who the fuck cares? do you picket every time letterman uses someone in a joke? P.S. exactly what sparkling reputation did that underage pregnant girl have in the first place? really? dont be naive~

[daveskalka]

No, it's not worth picketing him, Letterman is irrelevant. And yes, most people do care when a dirty old man gets his jollies off calling young girls sluts for laughs. The fact she got pregnant I didn't think necessarily made her a slut, for one (or I suppose by you if she had an abortion then she wouldn't be a slut?) , and two getting pregnant doesn't give people a free pass to use her as the butt of jokes and slander her in the process.

[s0undtribe]

turning a microphone on to 3-4 million people nightly is hardly irrelevant, and im pretty sure this guy makes fun of everyone. and stop putting words in my mouth, i never said anything about slut or anything like that at all, or abortion.

[twistedthrotle]

johnny was the king ...dave acts like a hater and instigater ... but johnny was so goodhearted and genuinely humorous ... jay was a bad choice to replace johnny . They should have went with gary shandling or david brenner . Will be happy to see the wangster dave retire ...

[bluegsp]

twisted, I agree with you about Dave, he is just not funny anymore. He should move over to MSNBC and replace Olbermann. It would be the same show only with stupid human tricks

[dmaradona10]

If the GOP wants a chance, they have to find someone new. Forget both Cheney and Palin. Find someone in the GOP who can actually challenge Obama.

[elfred1980]

Lol tell that to the loony right wingers who believe Obama is doomed.

[bnyamt1]

LMAO. Classic...

[Chigokai1080]

Gorilla brain?, and what brain do you have?, the type that consists of gooey mushy shit?, the type that enables you to come up with a constructive response, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! hang yourself, so that the world becomes just that little bit better and easier to live in.

[helraizr]

when does he tell jokes?

he hasnt been funny in over 5 years now

..same with that british guy

[ponder2006]

you don't know joke son..

[SexCyberGuideCom]

i love this

[InsideLosAngeles]

Palin jokes are so yesterday. Not funny anymore.

[Chigokai1080]

The words of a sad bored white kid.

[GBpueblo]

In two months it's going to be a year since elections.....and we are still laughing at McCain's lost campaign due to Palin. Only Dave could pull this off and make US (us) laugh...lol

[slappy1234567]

Comedians are afraid to make fun of Obama for fear of being called racist. Kind of like people who disagree with Obama are called racist.

[Maj2004]

Nope. Racists are called racists.

[JimboVids]

Letterman has Alzheimers..... still telling Palin and Cheney "jokes"

[pdxkev78]

that's because mccain jokes are torturous

[yutubeanditube]

'comedy recession' - he must've read TIME this week. they had an article about how comedians are having a hard time making jokes about obama - well at least compared to the field day they had in the Bush years

[cool40999]

i love u Dave

[fsbofsbo]

Letterman is so yesterday.... and it looks like he is playing pocket pool! what do you think?

[niktheascetic]

FOR CEREAL

[JimmyAbernethy]

No, I meant Michelle Bachmann. You may want to Google a name before you make a stupid retort. :) Have a good weekend, loser.

[TrevJ91]

Dick Cheney is a DICK

[Exiio]

You guys really need to bring back the online episodes of this show.

[Pkr]

Let's see the republicans have Palin, Hannity, Beck, Limbaugh, O'Really, Swartznegger, Chenney, Rove, Bush.....OMG

[JimmyAbernethy]

and Michelle Bachmann..haha

[ksks69]

5 stars as usual. Dave Letterman awesome love his humor.

[Killdozer1973]

assume the POLE position

[RustyCyler]

fucking awesomeness

[TheMusicBoom]

horny

[CamiloSanchez1979]

yohooo!

[MamoDad]

Sarah Palin is a FUCKTARD and complete fraud.

[yaynorth123]

Sarah Palin is a GENIUS......in opposite land

[TrevJ91]

She's hot tho.

[themarycity]

hahaha brilliant.

[mcmgrant77]

I love David Letterman!

[stevejam20]

Cheney and Palin are the gifts that keep on giving.

[lamyarts]

yeah lol

[jshimmy666]

Dave is awesome! Wish I could watch more of him as I used to in the 90s...

[biggles1111]

That last joke was......pure epic.