Vicious Elephant Seal battle on South Georgia

[MrTheHitsman]

WHARS MAI BUKKIT!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!\

[TheSpriters101]

skin so leathery 0-0

[SuBsAnDwIcH200]

They need to chill dude their gonna get soar throats

[aahmadiii]

THIS IS SOUTH POLE!!

[mathwhiz613]

One of the best animals ever. I don't know how anybody cannot like them!

[facebooker307]

D:

[01cybermen]

i never knew what an elephant seal was before happy feet

[darkninjamandelta]

HORKERS!

[gamerboss007]

Those seals are ridiculous! You should eat them

[ANewman182]

silly horkers..

[confusedmatthefan]

looks like my brothers

[deathman11902]

Did wings of redemption and his girlfriend get in a fight?

[Dgunz357]

Its like a plush fight

[awsomecake24]

are they farting?

[TheJBHIV]

So, So jiggley

[JoshTehVideoMaker]

look at all them penguins XD

[TheCanadianAirsoft]

0:57 Kissing: Your doing it wrong...

[BooneGaming]

CHESTBREACH FTW

[gamerboss007]

they look like two sausages

[Kalamari24]

Alchestbreach.

What

[ninemarrow]

HOW DOES AL FIND THESE THINGS!?

[WeeTommo224]

FUS RO SEAL (AlCheastBreach)

[Strokemyturtle]

Why am I watching this?

[astroblaster56]

notice they don't bite eachother... they shows respect for one and eachother.

[iSadlerrr]

OMG he just used fire breath (for seals only)

[mrMan2711]

Strange... this have seen to turn me on :P

[SDchargers1112]

Hey that sounds like my parents bedroom at night.

[OblivionZealot]

*slap*

[THEBREACH3R]

I R DRAGONSEAL!!!

[NephosVG]

Farts.

[kinghitmanlane]

Lmao :D

[aOunceOfWeed]

YEA SON WADLE AWAY.

[Nanocon1]

The right ones pretty derpy

[mrdakota9999]

Thats how i spend my dates slowly kissing in to the sea as we rip each others faces off!

[ACDCFANPUNKROCKER]

sounds like 2 motorhomes

[MrNinjakitty10]

First they seal talk then they seal headband then they seal makeout then they seal have sex and finally they seal headband again followed by seal sleeping

[HavocMan22]

alchestbreach took me here by a like(:

[onelio77]

As the great robbaz once said, "No one wants be a fucking walrus."

[english1d1]

and so the breachers unite!!

[OpticalGrafix]

AlchestBreach anyone?

[SunnyofTmh]

nothing like the slapping sound of 10,000 lbs of blubber

[UnAdverageJoe]

FUS RO SEAL!

[R00TZSP]

FUS RO SEAL!

[randomstuffstudios]

@R00TZSP All the thumbs up for you!

[johnboy7822]

@R00TZSP Stole it from alchetsbreach

[MirandaPlease101]

lol you can the camera guy just clicking away

[antaressuper1966]

10 tons between them.wowwwwwwwwwww

[Alexxxxlll]

Why Are You There And They Arent Fighting You?

[kadiandemily]

Jiggle jiggle!

[GamesR4FITE]

I still don't understand the evolutionary benefit of those noses.

[cameroniskoool]

those are some over sized seals

[VonFalconerIII]

Woob Woob woob...

[LtFUB]

sounds like my brother farting

[momthegreatest]

Thought that my grandpa was snoring hearing their noise..

[blastmasterism]

they sound like drainage pipes.

[Emanresu56]

One of the more absurd spectacles nature has to offer.

[FullOfSomething]

i bet the small one was thinking "geez, i need to get back in the ocean and eat so i can be as fat as this fat f***." "i'll be back b****!"

[18richardson]

Does any one else suddenly have diarrhea?

[dms807907]

He got bitched

[RafiRafi0000]

Oh shit dey makin out o_o

[AresCosmos]

me watch this high

[HybridLouis]

imagine this fight if they had wings... just picture it.

[ImModing]

Awesome stuff. Wish we had a small Japanese bikini girl in frame too... just for scale.

[eier]

@ImModing But with out-of-scale boobs.

[darkhaoz25]

Da FIGHT of the GIGANTIC BLUBBERS!!!!

[Bessie12347]

ELEPHANT SEALS LOOK FUNNY XD

[annata12]

That looks a lot more like hardcore kissing with a lot of tongue, than fighting

[THEoaklandLAXER]

Who else has a boner?

[parkemily77]

I saw this on a commercial lmao

[coramullenhour]

Omg!

[Weapon0fCho1ce]

All I see is two dildos fighting.

[vTooLegiTv]

@Weapon0fCho1ce ahahaha

[jmm09015]

ROB REINER VS. ROSIE O'DONNELL

[ashieez24]

A wild Elephant Seal appears. What will Elephant Seal do? FIGHT BAG POKeMON RUN

[Jonesy215734]

they sound like dying boars

[BoomBoy13]

sounds like me on the damn toilet

[WolfySnackrib666]

Go lefty!!

[pooleyboy1]

USC - ultimate seal championship!! lol!

[TheGAHman]

Seal 1 uses Vampire bite!

seal 2 uses Vampire bite!

[sk8souldier]

this sounds like the diarrhea I had 3 days ago...

[chocolatedonut31]

@sk8souldier lol



[darkgodnaar]

Mr Ocean Fat Ass vs gorrila strength powerhouse.

[memyselfanditrio]

lol looks like a thumb war

[baranguirus]

Would'nt want to get in the middle...

[scottgoldstein10]

Thats what fat people having sex looks like

[besundale]

fatties gonna fat

[iwomanimakesandwhich]

god this is hot!

[Kaskarion]

Nomfight

[L0VEGreenGrapes]

those things are ugggg

'

[ji6vKYW1]

I wish I could eat an elaphant seal

[baranguirus]

@ji6vKYW1 Whith all those calories? You'd end up looking like one of 'em! XD

[ji6vKYW1]

@baranguirus lol but they look good enoff to eat with all that meet on them

[baranguirus]

@ji6vKYW1 Don't you mean blubber?

[hansul]

Very nice greco roman wrestling match :)

[Hexeta0055]

Because it's part of nature v

[JohnnyColdplay2008]

Why the hell did know one break it up !

[WhiteFu]

"COME AT ME BRO"

[MegaMuko]

I WANT ONE!!!!!!

[drspatt]

do they have any brain? hehe

[Leon612]

Jabba the Hutt's offspring!

[00new]

i think they're saying....Fuck you lardo!

[esealinfo4u]

Great video ! The southern elephant seals are stockier than the northern variety.

[deadtoyou6660]

how do they know if they won or not? i mean it just looked like they were slapping each other to me

[BlackkCatProductions]

thumb war

[ivantantan77]

0.56 to 1.18.....lolz french kiss

[ivantantan77]

Lolz it just looks like falling at each other...i cant see the aggressiveness of their "slow motion" attacks.......

[gulfmen86]

i told perez hilton 30 times not to swim naked... he never listens to me

[Vovk3]

Bigger Seal: "You got some nerve comin' round here, boy. These here by my watas, my harem."

[MrBubbaGump69]

funny to have a massive shnoozs and little teeth

[TheKSE1]

Holy. Shit.

[aey20]

I almost forgot how many weird ass animals we have on this planet

[dangerdave059]

if i was one of they things id rapidly peck fuck out my rivals, speed is the key! haha, honestly thhough, they are hardcore!

[MockEmpire]

lol damn this universe is fucked up

[peteardable]

Kangaroo fights are better. I want a roo vs elephant seal. Seals got the size but roos claws are sharp as hell. I think as long as the roo don't get squashed its got a shot.

[fruitflyhunter13]

BURP OFF GONE WRONG

[fruitflyhunter13]

BURP OFF

[EmotionalShredd]

testosterones in action

[AnimeYoukai911]

u kno these type of seals scare me....O_o

[xraidedlok]

damn south georgia looks sweet

[lukie117]

they need to gett on a treadmill

[Burtlizer]

The challenger looked bigger, I knew he was gonna win.

[ReptileGuy93]

that is ONE! ugly mother fucka

[88mroux]

This the part of about elephant seals that entertains me most, whatching the males battle eachother for dominace and the females.

[MsHowboutno]

@magicsmelly if ur dick looks like that i feel bad 4 u son i 99 problems but a dick that looks like that aint 1 :)

[durgaaa]

These creatures do not really hurt each other -- there is too much blubber. They just wear each other out from so much slamming. Who DOES get hurt is the creature who gets between or under the two of them since they weigh 6000 pounds each.

[Tomdomification]

I am called Charlie and I have long beard and I eat elephant seals.

[sorich]

Is there anywhere that you can ride these animals?

[meroko15701]

God, I don't want to know what their breath smells like...

[durgaaa]

@meroko15701 --it smells JUST like the fish you ate last month .... before it was cooked.

[DisneyGirlJeannie92]

I would hate to be in the middle of that.

[ilikesuzuki]

i wonder how many shots it would take from a 9 mm to kill these seals? i thinkit would be fun to try it. i would love to try it, please no comments.

[flugplatz21]

@ilikesuzuki Nice. Kill something just for nothing. No comments? Why? Don't comment yourself, or be man enough to deal with the ignorance issuing from your mind. How long would it take an elephant seal to kill you, with no gun? There's a comment for ya.

[ilikesuzuki]

@flugplatz21 don't hate just elevate. 

[flugplatz21]

@ilikesuzuki Ok. Killing for no reason other than fun, as you call it, is ignorant and a very low level of existence and thought. I suspect it would take MANY shots from a nine to kill a bull seal, so you are in fact torturing the animal to death. There is no hate in either of my posts, just a call for accountability. Accountability and responsible conduct is the path to an "elevated" and enlightened existence. Read this exchange again, carefully. Whose hating, whose elevating?

[ilikesuzuki]

@flugplatz21 me i am ha ha ha ha

[meroko15701]

@flugplatz21 no offense, but I want to know how many shots it would take to kill an elephant seal too :)

[flugplatz21]

@meroko15701 No offense taken. I believe you know it's a morbid thought, and you didn't pull a b!+ch move like asking no one to comment. Yeah, it'd be something to know, too bad the only way to find out kinda sucks, too.

[hebesphenomegacorona]

@ilikesuzuki i like how you're obviosly trolling and you go PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ON HOW I WANT TO MURDER RANDOM ANIMALS!

[ilikesuzuki]

@hebesphenomegacorona imagine how fun it is to shoot those things with a 9mm

[Rattleheadddddd]

@ilikesuzuki jajajajaja

[Uberwulf]

so who won, the challenger or the beach master?

[Sideytime]

@Uberwulf The challenger (left) as you can see at the end of the video when the Beachmaster (right) exits the beach.

[BJKellar666]

@Uberwulf Obviously, you prick :P

[YaDunn0]

which one is Sylvia?

[Maeror2010]

@YaDunn0

One on the left. Blows as much hot air as Big Poopy.

[kingpork666]

@YaDunn0 Tim Sylvia?

[Ainurah]

Amazing video, and wonderful quality! Elephant seals are amazing, the way they fight like that!

[shaynaka]

thats like reaaal fihtin maan

[GRANKOR]

excellent piece of film :)