Sex for married couples

[plexeo]

YEH BABY .. PUMP IT .. I DID at the AMAZING sexy toys store... plexeo.com site

UNBELIEVABLE...

[ChasePhoenix]

Hell naw! That's why women cheat, dumb bastard!

[Robin42131]

You can see what a facebook friend would look like naked by loading her pic into the FalseFlesh software.

[drastaify]

if i had a wife and she didnt want to have sex thats no problem for me. i could be with her for my whole life without having sex with her because thats not why i love her. if she did want to have sex i would have sex with her because i would do anything for her. also we would never argue because i would always be so nice to her. complete opposite of my stupid parents

[anu0852]

iam

[MegatronTarantulas]

gay. cheating. or both

[CutiiEviaaa670]

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[woffle4eva]

poor lady, she just wanted to have sex :'( it's a sad sad world out there

[woffle4eva]

poor lady, she just wanted to have sex :'(

[SesyaaLashayij360]

aa i can make you go crazy

[SuperTruth77]

I love my dear wife so much, but I fear our relationship is being jeapordised by my past career in Adult films. I left that life behind several years ago & have no wish to return.

I thought she knew my feelings, but recently has suggested acting out scenes I did back then to ‘jazz up’ our sex life. She’s started buying horrible slutty clothes that don’t even suit her & acting whoreish in the bedroom-giving me traumatic flashbacks every time. Now she plays my old DVDs every night, it’s awful!

[surfside006]

@SuperTruth77 Obviously, you are kidding? 99% of men want their wife to be hot, sexy clothes, and role playing. Only uptight religious or insecure would want prude as a wife?

How in hell could you be porn star and prude too? God is this real?

[supermant25]

Percentage of women cheat on men lack of interest on partner. There are many good and bad reason to cheat someone finding why that is a mystery on it's own. That pretty that is all know about this sorry I could say more. That is the best I could say about this.

[miuzu2u]

funny and sad - all at the same time. It would be funnier were it not so tragically commonplace.

[skorgemi]

SICK!

[salserotlv89]

this is why women cheat on men

[tiyenin]

The bitch probably did something to piss him off, but decided to ignore it because she was horny. Good luck getting her to fuck when SHE'S pissed, Sparky. Why the double standard?

[nissooo19]

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[cocoabutterization]

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[ModelMan1987]

Funny For Me It The Opposite

[daffydii0]

Lol at e last bit!

[3znet]

spice it up on 3znet.com and be your own star!

[Welcome01213]

lol at the end. Please i would do the same

[pleyboyfotos]

nice

[EIREriddick13]

she wants anal

[silkyballs22]

Ladys hot ph-sx now at 405.5014234 free.

[HappyEndingOnlinecom]

lol

[summerdowling87]

I would be pissed if my bf turned me down-)

[sharenew1]

Great Video really enjoyed it

[mustang2001hotmail]

that was fucked up but funny lol

[MrSuvansh]

sexy



[naowey]

that is jesse

[videomania100]

there is a much better example of married sex with the very first couple ever. just watched short vid with Eve and Adam.

hysterical! "eve and adam flash" ck it out

[eslampadry]

would it feel being slaughtred to death to be murdred to death with a knife full of blood even after hearing this people still would say i dont care some cant hear that something inside them anymore because people have started doing so much nasty dirty stuff thats how nasty dirty people have gotten see the

[AolanApara]

huhi feel very adventurous today any guys want to have an adventure

[lordofdarkdudes]

well that guy is gay

[dirx103]

I would so tap that!

[southernclassik]

This guy is lucky. My wife barley looks my way. if it weren't for the kids, i would jump into the 7746th deminsion.

[mosiefool]

having sex before marriage is a really big sin there have been many prophets who have came but the world doesnt listen thatts why its so sad amen and amen god bless peace

[Aarovona]

In the times of the bible, Sex WAS the Wedding Ceremony.

[estherliewian]

@mosiefool Sex before marriage is just Horrible and most people in the east thinks it is very important to be a virgin... and No Sex before marriage...

[mosiefool]

@estherliewian GOD GAVE EVERYBODY KNOWLEDGE BUT ONLY LITTLE USE IT VERY LITTLE see the thing is theres something inside in everyone that tells them to stop when their thinking of doing something EVIL but some people have started doing so much evil dirty stuff that they cant even hear that something inside them anymore god bles them god bless them they cant even hear it anymore thats how nasty dirty people have gotten peace god bless them god bless them

[mosiefool]

@mosiefool would it feel being slaughtred to death to be murdred to death with a knife full of blood even after hearing this people still would say i dont care some cant hear that something inside them anymore because people have started doing so much nasty dirty stuff thats how nasty dirty people have gotten see the

[mosiefool]

@estherliewian god gave us vegetables and fruits those were naturally given to us those are natural those were naturally given to us god lives in all animals insects bugs everyone thats why eating meatt is wronggg truly i say to you how

[nb470]

@mosiefool

[mosiefool]

@nb470 YES MY FRIEND I THINK YOU WANTED TO WRITE TO ME MY FRIEND PEACE GOD BLESS 

[mosiefool]

@nb470 PEOPLE DONT THINK BEFORE TAKEING A ACTION BEFORE MAKEING FUN OF SOMEONE BEFORE HURTING PEOPLE A PERSON DOESNT THINK HOW I WOULD FEEL IF THAT HAPPENED TO ME TRULY I SAY THERE HAVE BEEN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO HURT OTHERS WHO DID BAD TO OTHERS TRULY I SAY TO YOUU THEY WENT EMPTY HANDED THEY SUFFERED PEACE GOD WATCHES ALL KARMAAA REMEMBER PEOPLE

[mosiefool]

@nb470 DONT WANT TO DO RIGHTOUSNESS PEOPLE DONT WANT TO DO RIGHTOUSNESS SEE THATS WHY THOSE PEOPLE THOSE PEOPLE ARE SO SADDDDD AND MISERABLEEEEEE PEACEEEEEEEEEE GOD BLESS YOU MY FRIENDDD GOD BLESS ALL ANIMALS INSECTS BUGS EVERY EVERYONEEE GOD LIVES GOD LIVES IN ALLLLLLLL PEACEEE SEE THATS WHY EATING

[mosiefool]

@nb470 MEAT AND EGGS AND EGGS IS WRONG GOD GAVE US VEGETABLES AND FRUITS THOSE WERE NATURALLY GIVEN THOSE ARE NATURALLLL PEACEEEEEEEEEEE GOD BLESS AMEN AND AMENN PEACEEE second hand smokeeeeeee MURDERRR SECOND HAND

[mosiefool]

@nb470 SMOKE SECOND HAND SMOKE A PERSON CAN BE KILLING KILLING SOMEONE WITHOUT KNOWINGG ITTTTTT PEACEEE PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS DO BAD TO OTHERS SAY PAIN FUL THINGS TO OTHERS MAKE FUN OF OTHERS BREAK PEOPLES HEARTS SAY PAINFUL THINGS TO OTHERS DO BAD TO OTHERS MAKEE FUN OF OTHERS THEY NEVER THINK HOW IT WOULD FEEL IF IT WAS SAID TO THEM OR DONE TO THEM GOD

[mosiefool]

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[mosiefool]

@nb470 remember REMEMBER WHAT I SAIDDDD GOD WATCHESS ALL GOD WATCHESS ALLLLLLLL PEACE  KARMAA REMEMBER KARMAAA PEACEE GOD BLESS MY FRIENDDD PEACE KARMMAA REMEMBER TRULY REMEMBERR TRULYY TRULYY GOD BLESS

[mosiefool]

@estherliewian thing is people want to do un rightousness say mean mean painful painful stuff to others break peoples hearts hurt others do bad to others make fun of others say mean stuff about others but they never think how would it feel if someone said or did this to meee see thats why those people are so sad

[mosiefool]

@mosiefool can read it if you want if you dont mind you should watch this video Documentary About Buddha Boy (2 of 5) Ram Bahadur Bamjan PEOPLE SAY HE HASNT EATEN ANYTHING IN 10 MONTHS OR DRANK ANYTHING IN 10 MONTHS in mosiee nepal thats what they say is in deep MEDATATION watch it on youtube god bless you god bless all animals insects bugs everyone peace amen and amennn peacee mosieeefooool watch this video Documentary About Buddha Boy (2 of 5) Ram Bahadur Bamjan on youtube peacee

[Justin712]

@mosiefool TAKE A CHILL PILL. Jeez. You don't have to write a whole damn book in the comments to get your point across. Assuming you had one; I don't want to search through that garbage...

[mosiefool]

@Justin712 its not garbage its not garbage my friendd truth 101 TRUTH 101 BELIEVE ME OR NOT MY FRIEND Justin712 MY FRIEND Justin712 THIS IS THE TRUTH THIS IS THE TRUTH REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE PEACEEEE thanks for writeing write back at any time god bless you my friend Justin712 god bless all animals insects bugs EVERYONEEE PEACEEEE MOSIEEEFOOL

[mosiefool]

@estherliewian and miserable thats why those people are so sad and miserable but they never think how it would feel if it was said or done to them god gave everybody knowledge but only very little people use IT thanks for writeing my friend write back at any trime im gonna be sending you another messeage im not sure if i send it to you before but ill be sending it to you you

[compugeek722]

what kind of guy ignores a woman??? Say hello to my husband.... I think it's a control thing... actually as a matter of fact he has admitted it is a control thing...he wants to be the one to initiate it... it's too bad I like sex too much to refuse...oh well

[CuddlyFurbie]

It's sad that husbands don't feel as crazy about sex as we do!!!!!!!

[ah4321]

It's married guys like that who add a whole lot more choices and variety for us single guys. I suppose I should say thank you.

Thanks, guys.

[epirvsflavivs]

this stupid commercial works for men because they identify themselves with the man and gets a boost by seeing an attractive girl attempting to seduce him

[CuddlyFurbie]

@ epirvsflavivs Damn right on... I cannot agree more!!!!!!!

[wombocomboftw]

lol wow and johnny i think u are right XD

[johnnyblazze911]

isnt it normaly the guy working for it the the women refusing.

[omegablue22]

@johnnyblazze911 yes that is always the case seriously what kind guy reads a book over a woman wanting attention asap?

[CuddlyFurbie]

One that wants an ego trip.

[Wolfgang7990]

What stupid ass guy says no to sex over a fucking book! I mean id understand more if it was a game or something but a book? LOL

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

GOD BLESS YOU

[simsboy6]

umm... since when would a man turn down sex

[robinxr]

only if the girl is fat or ugly......

[dstadt22]

True that. It is physically impossible.

[juliet1185]

This is soooo true! Marriage gets like that....

[algardaus]

The irony being that 90% of the time its the other way round.

[lisa113322]

nope

[Crazyup12]

Mainly in Anglo-Nations!

Surveys say that other European nations, girls tend to make the first move more often!

[yukmi100]

cmon who wants to go with to bangbus

all the ladies lets go

[toohot2change]

that was funny but if my boyfriend did that he wouldnt get any for a looooong aasss time.

[satanisback]

omg you're like so cool...

[blackdragonUK]

...like yo momma?

[sonofsim]

What's wrong with you people? Didn't you hear the telephone over-dub? Match up what the phone is saying to what's going on in bed. It's bloody hilarious. Blackinsifuns and KralleCR, the whole point of the spot is to show that communication takes two people. She might be sending but he's obviously not receiving.

Come on, would you remember a commercial that said, "Buy Enitel's phone service because we're nice people." ? No, because that's BORING!

[Blackinsifuns]

eeeeeeeeeeeeh, just one little thing.... THE ROLES ARE REVERSED! that was bullshit... no guy would say no to her.. wtf this commercial sucks so bad the product must be made in taiwan

[ilyaad]

there is a good joke on the matter.

Two man talking to each other

One goes:

- Look at the blond with tits! I'd give her one/

Second one:

- think! while you dreaming of giving her a hard one, someone is already fed up with her right at the moment.

[stinky472]

@Blackinsifuns She might be really hot but try staying married to a hot girl for a few years. See her naked all the time and it starts to get boring even with a gorgeous chick like that. You might even start to fantasize about someone everyone else considers a lot less attractive just because she's new and different.

[brownflower1231]

@Blackinsifuns HAhahaha i know right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 the guy always want it!!!! but women dont iven if they arnt in the mood for it!!!!!!!!!111

[user8881]

What is enitel, some kind of date rape drug?

[KralleCR]

what an exaggeration of miscommunication, nobody could mistake what that is supposed to mean

[kevzzor]

aahahaha

[nanatehani999]

lol lol and again lol

[ColoriaCleo]

Check out Obama "Today is my day" feat.Coloria

[PRAS3725]

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!

[sti302man]

damn!if that aint the truth.

[HaloFan262]

i think he has a point sti, i mean, its all valid and all has evidence to support it

[Ome99]

Try being a house-wife, see what they have to put up with, and thats a guy speaking.

[bestamerica]

why this lady leave on a gown..

she can take off a gown and show her man

[Razi3101]

LOL

[35ams]

she is getting bored i could volunteer to fuck her.

[carboxx]

ive been told i taste great :)

[Abisha18]

hahahaahaha Pas mal le coup de la fiin =p

[torrard95]

good to hv wifes like that..stupid man i tell you!!!!!!!!!!11

[alcarin2030]

I think it was a parody. Portraying what women do a lot.

[maladroitmortal]

lawl.hahaha.

[Waddleduck64]

xD ya that's very clever... is the first thing supposed to sound like ublavlyuliyafblablabla?

[J05HBR0WN]

I would never leave my wife hangin after 2 hints!! WTF!!! =O

[gradiusdoom]

lawl... denied

[jugulator0]

lol id have believed this if the football was on

[kooldude1120]

lol

[UsedTissue]

lolXD

[Crozz22]

It's not funny because it's not true. Would've been funny if it was the other way around.

[oliviacool1212]

what was that?

[rayblack2004]

thats bullshit,

its usually the other way round

[Diabolikall]

That's not marriage. and if it is, it's not love. you will KNOW it when you find real love and sex is just an added bonus to it.

[bingcrosbya]

This is married sex. Don't get married. Been there, done that. Or should I say, "didn't" do that ;)

[gltdonato]

one solution not to end up like that: don't get married

[cyruslover101]

Not funny !

[janurary1995]

IGNORANT BOY!!, lol, i take it that girl was horny, haha!!, she couldnt get no dick from him, hahaha

[Yesterheaven]

What is it advertising? Marriage help company? Some product?

[sum12tell]

This is a load of crap.  Not all married couples behave this way!! I've been married for 10 years and we still have that same love and passion!! This is a corrupt view of marriage!!!

[rayblack2004]

they do, but only once every decade

[Rileylove13]

ahahah

[crshanburn]

damn I hope marriage isn't really like that :( tears

[Banggit68]

lol ha haha ahaha ahaha lol lmao ahahaha

[xofergie99843xo]

???

[rosaliamolinetTQM]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[ampelton]

haha

[meveryrandom]

ha!

[junycheri]

lol

[NightHawk924]

uhh???:0

[lorenti01]

hahahahahahahhahahaha, this is funny

[willbraham]

What a retard!

Dial my number, ring my bell.

[Zehba]

كل خر

[felisdomesticus5676]

i love it

[grumpytosnowwhite]

Really funny!!!! "Sorry, the person you are trying to reach is unavailable."

[neythenfacey]

Hilarious!!!