The Best Quotes from Barack Obama in "Dreams from My Father"

[danigantt]

And, even though this is HILARIOUS, the book is a serious one. Like, when he says "There are White people... and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you." That from the part where his basketball coach calls a team that beats them "a buncha niggers" with Barack standing right there. And the coach tries to explain himself like "oh.. there are Black people.. and then there are niggers." It's a powerful point in the book... but HILARIOUS to hear him say in his dialect. Lol.

[danigantt]

****Such a great book.*** and this is hilarious. Can't wait for 2012. 

[TonyHujek]

amazing vid dude Just Great

[aralvarez915]

Obama is an awful president.

[shabeki]

@aralvarez915 You're an embarrassing poster.

[Nitemare9999]

@breedsauce, @thehumanshin:

The reason you've had a fairly intelligent conversation is because it essentially boils down to agreeing with each other. And I disagree with you.

But I must give you kudos for good spelling and grammar.

[Hyperian]

he needs more of these words when talking to congress.

[ITSAFUCKINGCROCODILE]

"dream of my father"....wasn't his dad muslim? nu nu nu nu naaaaaaaaa nu nu nua*plays horrible event music *

[guitar45rocks5]

The people below me that are having a political conversation are both enormous faggots.

[funny3696]

I love gay people event though they are clearly inferior

[marcsman229]

@invadercheeze Pretentious fart

[hawkman317891]

Fuk all u douchebag, racists,redneck motherfuckers who hate Obama. Your all just a bunch of d bags

[WTC7WasPulled]

We all wished Obama wouldn't be a puppet of the globalist war mongers but unfortunately we were wrong. He is worse than Bush and I didn't think that was possible.

[doctrwilson]

False white boy would be stating a fact. So is saying black man. Nigger is racist white boy is not derogetory

[MysteryMixes]

SORRYASS MUTHAPHUKKA's GOT NUTHHHHIN ON ME!

[whodyathink20]

@MysteryMixes best quote in this video by far

[TweetKill]

LOOOOL

[fluffynoses]

the best one is "And your mother was begging Barack to stop."

in the book, the context is pretty harmless, but i think you can see why it can be misunderstood lol

[rorydragula]

I love Obama!

[LordKaisen]

daang now I really want to read this book lolz. Yea context is definately important, i can imagine what Fox News would do if they got their hands on this.

[DJHarrison93]

I had a real Lol with this

[invadercheeze]

This is why I'm a fan of president Obama. He's not afraid to act like a real human being, even if these audio clips are taken out of context.

[creamers56]

@invadercheeze This voice is someone else trying to do his mimickery

[breedsauce101]

@invadercheeze Your a fan of Obama because you have been duped. Many well intentioned people wanted real Change for America after 8 years of bush, but Obama is like Bush on steroids. I hated Bush, Never voted for the Douche Bag. Obama is WORSE than Bush, no really Obama is a puppet of the Corporate Banking elite. However this shit was funny!

[thehumanshin]

@breedsauce101 I dont agree or disagree with you, but don't you think that any president who walked into the financial crisis that Obama did would have been made to look like a puppet? That's some ridiculous shit to have on your plate

[breedsauce101]

@thehumanshin Yes, Obama inherited a big mess, but as the commander in chief, Obama, and ANY person in the role of President, is responsible for their own actions. Obama COULD have made the right choices, he instead CHOSE to allow himself to be the puppet of the Banking Whores and Corporate Pigs.

[thehumanshin]

@breedsauce101 No no, I get that totally. But what 'm saying is, don't you think there might be behind the scenes stuff we arent aware of, and that any president, seeing everything from that perspective, would have made the same decision? I'm just saying, I don't think it's as easy as saying "NO". I know it's bullshit and wrong, but I think there's really no alternative if you go behind the scenes. Thats probably when the gravity hits you and you realize "this affects this, and this and so on"

[breedsauce101]

@thehumanshin Oh yes, I think there is something going on behind the scenes that most Americans are oblivious to. That is the intentional dismantling of our Constitution and the intentional destruction of first our Dollar and then this country, with the end result being Global Governance and a one World money system run by the IMF and the Globalist Banksters, the difference is,I KNOW, Obama is a willing part of the destruction. All of his actions since taking office supports that assertion.

[thehumanshin]

@breedsauce101 I feel what you're saying, and I agree he's in on something. I do think, though, that whoever was in office at this time would handle it the same way, or close to it.. Good conversation. Neither of us called the other an idiot or threatened to kick each others asses, lol... Let this be an example for all..

[breedsauce101]

@thehumanshin Indeed, I agree, it would be nice if all people could express their point of view without acting like 2nd graders. Americans have been dumbed down for at least 2 generations with shitty TV and controlled Media .

To our other discussion, I am fairly certain that if Ron Paul had been, or does get elected, that "They" would pull a JFK on The good Dr. Paul. He has never been bought and paid for like the other TRAITORS and would never willingly go along with their treasonous agenda.

[thehumanshin]

@breedsauce101 I agree. Problem is Ron Paul, or someone like him, will never get elected to office, "they" will never let it happen. The Presidency is the biggest Boys Club there is, lol.. It's a shame, but I just accept it, it's never gonna change unfortunately. It's been going on for over 200 years..

[breedsauce101]

@thehumanshin Yeah, I also agree that "they" are not very likely to allow Ron Paul become President. I do still try and wake people up to his principals and what type of person he is, it is usually like talking to an old shoe. People's eyes just sort of glaze over and then they almost always change the subject to "American Idol" or who got voted off of "Dancing With The Stars". It is sad and frustrating all in the same breath. I will still try though, and just smile and say, I don't own a TV!

[thenewageriseth]

xD LOLz

[skeezysquirrel]

I'm just waiting for something like this to slip, for real... lol...

[Jcolinsol]

Oh Odeemi, I was thinking about him the other day.

[NothingToImprove]

@sooRANDOMxD this is actually him, he recorded these lines

in his book dreams from my father

[home2night2]

Error, try again

[2112Primemover]

That's amazing, the president acting like a gangsta

[ladyraze]

Well, damn.

[PolitiscRfun]

obama trying to talk like a nigger is hilarious.

[Reiem94]

the white folks, got nothin on me.the white folks, got nothin on me.

the white folks, got nothin on me.

[ACeast4321]

lmao this is great. FUCK RACIST WHITE PEOPLE

[beybylycyous]

@ACeast4321 fuck white/black/yellow and all color skin racist people

what black people don't realize is that throwout time by mainstream music(hip hop/rap controlled by "them") is that they are racists,they hate racists while they make race differences (white boy is a racist term if used by a black person)

is it that hard to see?

[HAM6BONE9]

@beybylycyous i agree. Just cuz your grandpa was owned by my grandpa doesn't mean i'm racist and just cuz of that doesn't mean you can treat the world like shit and call us racist terms too!

[4343fonzie]

obama sucks

[saiyanprince09]

"Buy your own damn fries, you ain't my bitch nigga!"

Best quote from a president ever.

[irtimed]

This is the funniest video on the internet. Regardless of political views.

nothing better then things out of context.

[imover18gotityube]

"'Shit's gettin' way too complicated for me"

I think that in my head all the time in that voice.

[KevServo]

How's that hope and change working out for you guys?

[BobMillahhh]

HAHAHAHA, oh wow, so taken out of context, but fucking hilarious nonetheless.

[tdoughe752]

bitch Im paid that's all i gotta say

[J2Jstudios]

great

[bulbesor]

about what?bush giving us billions of debt and obama trillions?ok no problem

[TimiHendrix86]

I don't usually participate in Youtube debates, but the US public debt increased from $5 trillion when President Bush took office to about $10 trillion when he left.

[bulbesor]

yup cause obama came in and plz if you hear anyone say that well we are getting more jobs which is gonna get us out of this debt then tell em that not even half of the new people coming into the world like ppl who just graduated or what ever are getting in the jobs

[TimiHendrix86]

Er, no, that was from the time President Bush took office to the time he left office. How, exactly, could President Obama's fiscal policy have played a role in that $5 trillion increase when he wasn't even in office yet?

The recovery act was not passed to eliminate the public debt; it was passed to help curb job losses. Anyway, it doesn't matter if the people getting the jobs are college graduates or not. The point is to increase consumer spending, thus boosting the overall economy.

[bulbesor]

...what school you go to?

[TimiHendrix86]

I'm just starting college at a school here in Ohio. I've taken several economics courses, though; all of which have helped me understand these issues.

[bulbesor]

lol i still put up a good argument and im a freshman here in high school :D

[obiwannotanikan]

TimiHendrix is stating facts. He definately sounds like the more educated one. So I would say he's had much more schooling than you (or at least more of it went in his head rather than through it). You don't have to look beyond the grammar and spelling.

The recovery act was intended to curb job losses. And the point is to increase consumer spending. And consumer spending it essential for a healthy economy. Anyone disputing that doesn't understand the basics of the economy.

[obiwannotanikan]

I'm not saying I'm not worried about the amount of spending he's doing, but there's really no other way to make a quick recovery out of a recession. And there's a big difference between the national debt and a budget deficit.

But Bush did raise it quite a bit. Why? Does the war in Iraq ring any bells?

[bulbesor]

hey look how much debt are we in??? since obama??and how much debt in bush??? ok job is done

[KingofAnime1993]

You know what was Obama"s best saying? "Irrony's a bitch, now back to the cotten field crackers!" (WHIP SOUND EFFECT)

[SavageCrizard]

people say obama is the FIRST black president. well hes not. HES A FUCKING MELATO!!!!!!!!!! hes half white and half black. he had a white trash mom and a dumbass nigger for a dad. but instead of just accepting his race he wants to play the nigger card and call himself black. he only got elected because the blacks saw his skin and voted for him. that there is Racism at its finest. and they call us whites racist.

[bulbesor]

OBAMA FUCKIN SUCKS i mean look at our economy and where its going i mean really look at it

[dimmiedrummer]

Then fix it yourself.

[goofygoober91202]

If you weren't so ignorant about these things, you would know that the economy was bad way before he took office. You actually sound like you know something but your really babbling nonsense. I bet you don't even know why it's happening. Please don't bother to reply, I don't want you to pretend you know, because you really don't.

[xblindx]

lol i don't think he sound mean if he tried

[mygollymissholly]

lmao. had to read this book for school....

[jtuds]

Fake? Read the damn book shithead. This is Obama reading the book HE WROTE! If you want to make an argument, use facts. Talking out of your ass ends up making you look like one.

[obiwannotanikan]

If anyone read even the exerpt of this book they would know Obama is quoting a rather foul-mouthed friend of his.

[jtuds]

Socialist? What?

[citizenintime]

To the deluded who voted for this socialist in '08--buyer's remorse yet?

[RESILIENT1AMERICA]

Blacks are so dumb and lazy.

[obiwannotanikan]

And all whites are dumb hicks or yuppies, all hispanics are illegal, greasy mexicans, all asians are nerds, all muslims are terrorists... You can see where I'm going with this. STEREOTYPING IS BAD!

[ComboBreakerify]

asians arent nerds you fucking dumbfuuck hey what are u then? a motherfucking mexican? go to dateline nbc fagget

[obiwannotanikan]

No. Did you even read my whole post? Someone said "blacks are so dumb and lazy" so I replied with a list of other close-minded stereotypes. A lot of people generalize others in this manner and it's wrong, that was the point I was trying to get across. I even wrote it in all caps. Furthermore, isn't calling someone a faggot rather petty.

[pandabead]

I knew he was a Mack Daddy

[karlwiddak]

He sounds like a fruit.

[phxfreddy]

Bararack Obama == Epic Fail.

[obiwannotanikan]

Since he's been in office for less than a year... Economy's not better yet? Please, everyone looks for the magic fix when it doesn't exist. Being completely realistic, there's no way we can get out of a recession and recover in 1-2 years after decades of damage. Under both democrats and republicans alike.

[lgtcount]

you're such a fucking moron obiwan, know something about economics before saying anything

[obiwannotanikan]

Haha. I'd like to see you're view on economics. Furthermore, name-calling is really mature don't you think? The fact is that recovering from a recession takes time. If there were an easy way out, well... we wouldn't be in the situation we are in right now.

[imyoursuperior2]

Well, this shill still has us in Iraq and in fact wants to escalate the so called war on terror. Are you ready to admit you were wrong for wanting him to win?

[TimiHendrix86]

Er, if you paid attention to the campaign, you would have known that he had been planning to increase the military presence in Afghanistan. He said that dozens of time. And, according to his time line, we will be out of Iraq in less than two years. It's not like we can just leave right now; it takes time.

[FatMat426]

I want the audio of his video to be my ringtone!

[ZiggyZaggy1369]

lame :~/

[deadfordays]

commies

[dubseller]

Barack O'drama

[Jarnson]

Obamo

[LaLaRandi]

Dude I showed my teacher this thinking it was something for my quotes report! But nice lol "Buy your own damn fries"

[priscillaxoxoxox]

lulz

[atarturk]

great

[MsRavenBlack1988]

LMAO really 5 thumbs down for the TRUTH? We are doomed unless people get there heads out there fucking ass.

[thisvidsucks1]

Ha people get so serious. come on just laugh with everyone

[RuralParkour]

i love it when obama supporters whine about videos that make fun of our new prez, because it was ok to make fun of bush but not obama? really grow up, a jokes a joke

[nnikb7]

100% agreed.

[ManicTheManic]

lololololol.........wasnt expecting this

[blindpig93]

wow so it takes a black man becoming president for a few people to see that they were never really free in the first place.

this is a totalitarian police state.

do you really think you can get your gun and march on washington? they let us have guns because they (the gov.) have bigger guns and more of them.

[OfficerJordan]

He's quoting an old friend of his, in reality. But this is still pretty funny/scary to think that these words are actually coming out of his mouth.

[soulboy8888]

I can swear that the voice is "The Rock" and not Obama. lol But on a more serious note, some of ya'll have to understand that this man has good intentions. We're in a bad spot and he's only trying to help, now problem is, that hes trying to help before his campain is over and the end result might not be so pretty. If you have a 3rd degree burn you don't immedietly pour ice cold water on it. Like he says "It will take time and patience." More time and patience then hes got apparently.

[gh3master5000]

lol obama is the worst president we've ever had.

he talks trash so much...

He wants our kids in army training camps and school for 7 DAYS A WEEK!!!

wtf obama!

GO Republicans!

[iChesus]

where'd you read that?

[indreamweaver]

He just made it up off the top of his head, lol.

[aphexmandelbrot]

"2. this video is fake as hell and only for humor"

What part of "He is reading his book for an Audiobook" do you not understand? This is real. Way out of context given the text before these comments, but real.

[macabreminds]

Haha. Nigger.

[WelshieGuy]

Haha! Wow. You make us democrats look stupid. Please, don't bother posting any more youtube comments. Actually, if you want to go above and beyond, cancel your youtube account and reformat your hard drive please. Thank you, kind sir!

[mapleshadower]

Trust me, you don't need our help to make you guys look srupid.

You're doing more than enough on your own.

[WelshieGuy]

Very witty response mapleshadower. You really turned that one around. I applaud thee. You really made me feel "srupid". Plus, I was responding to AFNpride's comment, which he deleted.

[mapleshadower]

I know you're just jealous of my typos.

[aphexmandelbrot]

[citation needed].

Alex Jones does not count.

[obiwannotanikan]

That's not true. If you're going to make an argument, do it based on facts. He suggested longer school days. And maybe a shorter summer vacation. Not 7 days a week.

[emceeschwartz]

Buy your own damn frys!

[tennysonmh2]

what the fucking dif, we r screwed either way mican would spend money on that damn war instead of us, and obama will mostly fail...

[ravedave878]

i would love to take you seriously but most likely you are repeading what your heard from your mommy and daddy, now if you wanna talk economic and foreign policy of both Obama and McCain mabye you should learn the spell his name first. just a thought

[ionbc]

Americans!! This is your president.

[obiwannotanikan]

Yeah... This was years before he was president. These are quotes from his audiotape "Dreams from my Father" imitating a particularly foul-mouthed friend of his.

[iron1215]

Hey that's our President.

[tysr36]

I really can't stand Obama.

[Anarchistificationer]

ok so at one time, white people were ALL retarded racists.

[tastethewake]

fuck u dumb nigger

[ndgoinalltheway]

uhm hey dumbass, he was born in hawaii, you fucking retarded ungreatful redneck racist cunt, go die.

[foreman48]

he was born in kenya motherfucker and he is a citizen of indonesia. take his nuts out of your mouth for a second and get your facts straight

[kennyp23]

Hey Dumbass. The ony document he's ever produced is one that anyone can get from the state of Hawaii that says that a certain hild was indeed born of a woman. Which Jesus was too, so I guess that doesn't preclude him from being the Messiah, but is not proof of citizenship.

[bodah44]

oh fuck off your telling me there's a document just to prove that your born of a woman! for what? in case someone thinks your born of a fucking slug? oh acually that might be a problem for you. really documents that just prove "a certain hild was indeed born of a woman." Jesus fucking christ grow a fucking brain

[xxXFluffyFrogXxx]

Piece of shit?

Rofl.

Obama fucking wins.

Get over the colour of his goddamn skin, it doesn't change shit.

[cheese3065]

Uh, has nothing to do with it. I mean damn, your the one who brought it up bro. No one even said anything bout it. You're the one who brought it up, so maybe you can't get over it.........

[xxXFluffyFrogXxx]

lol rly? was it me?

" fuck obama. piece of shit isnt even a natural born US citizen"

i didnt say that. BRO. -.-

[cheese3065]

You brought up racism. Just because he says he's not a natural born isn't pulling the race card. Europeans are caucasian, he could mean European, Or anything for that matter. Yet again, you brought up the racism card.

[toejamandearl]

Broken record much?

[soxnut331018]

It's not fake, it is from his book Dreams From My Father.

[TTEchidna]

SOUND BOARD PLEASE.

[fapexis]

LOOOOOOOL X9999999999

[fairxreign]

this should be trollldddddd.

[Miseryality]

BUY YOUR OWN DAMN FRIES!

[philblunt420]

ROTFL

[philblunt420]

or his tampons

[philblunt420]

yikes....like Matt Damon

[philblunt420]

socialized medicine will keep people alive as long as this Gov't deems them useful

[philblunt420]

while planning his global fistulous plan

[philblunt420]

lol, all while ridin dirty

[philblunt420]

Barry is a long legged mack daddy

[ensomgrav]

you ever think barack sounds like frylock?

[g00n3rGaL]

haha great stuff...i beg sum1 do a cristian bale v barak obama remix haha

[omgkbrocks]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you ain't my bitch, nigga! buy your own damn fries!

laaaaawl.

[notshylo]

pure.awesome.

[climbthemountain]

This is some brilliant analysis. Why are you wasting your brain power on youtube comments for a video nobody will ever see? Go! Save the world, genius! STOP TEH STIMULUSZ FUKCIN DEMOCRATES!!!!1111

[climbthemountain]

lolz you already said that 11 hours ago

[posthumanfetus]

"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckas like YOU!" - Barack Obama.

He should have put that in his inauguration acceptance speech.

[alonstec]

LMAO

[climbthemountain]

lolz

[KanameTousen]

proof?

[KanameTousen]

yeah yeah yeah name calling name calling because you have no proof and nice phone book

[hamburgler57]

lol, thanks.

[mthq]

"You ain't my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!" -the leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen. lol

[2JOHNNYT]

A class act all the way!

[lguess0525]

wow that was good

[RacerEckss]

Too funny!!!

[supsup8]

there are white folks and ignerent fuckers like you

[devil421]

potty mouth....him and Rahm probably just throw 4 letter words at each other all day.

[yourbestfreindxD]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOVED IT!!!

[justblazeho]

hes impersonating his friend....read the description