8 Out of 10 Cats S10E06 part 3

[RuudJH]

I don't get it: Who invited this Geller guy on the show, and thought it would add to it?

[philosopherstudios]

I love Sean Lock, Tim Minchin (especially), Jimmy Carr, and the rest of the lot, but they are so mean to that Uri guy. I know what he's saying is totally dumb, but it's like back off guys. Let him believe what he believes, crack a few jokes, alright, but move on. You're a bunch of professional comedians, can't you find other funny material, rather than non-ironically making fun of someone?

[patrick112590]

I hope I don't ever see that twat Uri Geller again.

[Padraig1980]

I wish knives would attack him.

[bubblegumgirlsworld]

uri may be annoying but one thing you can say about him, he can take a joke well

[athox]

one of the biggest benders in the world

[WhoaKaela]

I understand Uri is weird but he was totally joking when he said the spoons attack him. He's foreign so it's harder to get, but he was really joking and they all thought he was serious.

[Hoodinski]

@WhoaKaela I'm foreign and I don't get that weirdo:D Not a good idea to bring a psychic into a room full of comedians/ funny folk:)

[WhoaKaela]

@Hoodinski It's true. He was weird the other 90% of the time lol

[tripmix2]

Can't believe some people are still buying spoon bending, normal people would figure out how that is done before they figure out Santa isn't real.

[snarkishly]

Sean's the perfect foil for Uri's inanity.

[TheDSil]

"Uuuuuuunbelievable." I love Tim.

[litechniks]

for those who really liked Uri (aka spoon guy): his family is partly from hungary so time to time he appears on hungraian tv channels. Last time that was some psychic show, there is a part about Uri trying to get smokers quit smoking. He is a nice guy anyway but this performance and his shirt is unforgivable.

Search for: "Uri Geller leszoktat a dohányzásról"

and yes, he speaks hungarian, The translation is :...LOOK AT ME....THIS HAPPENS TO YOUR LUNGS....NOW I COUNT TO 3....YOU QUIT SMOKING..

[nikanj]

Loved that everyone was just taking the piss. He deserved it. British politeness has its limits.

[nikanj]

Who's idea was it t have him on the show. Not Jimmy.

[erosmangr74]

It's not really a question anymore of whether Uri has any particular powers; it is only a question of whether he believes his bullshit, or whether he is just a cold-hearted cynic who has rehearsed his trade. Although he appears outwardly to believe this nonsense, it is very hard to stay in the business for so long unless it is just a rehearsed routine, so I am leaning towards the latter. Either way, he should not have his own show, and nobody should give him money.

[Calgan360]

haha I fucking hate Uri Geller.. and I'm German hes in television here!! D:

[meatlikeproduct]

"stop being skeptical"

pretty much sums it up for Uri

[DeepThoughts42]

"it's awful to be attacked by spoons" -Uri Geller 8:28

[nikanj]

@DeepThoughts42

Search death by spoon on youtube.Might convince you of the horror.

[euphrein]

Why not make this available for mobile?

[DrMattDestruction]

@euphrein i don't think he has a choice.

[Tsugo582]

Tim makes me laugh so much :D

[dunbar9finger]

I love the look on everyone's face when Uri starts talking about the spoons attacking him. None of them can believe he's actually trying to sell that story seriously. I'm sure they'd love to take the piss out of him but they're just too flabbergasted by the stupidity on display to even form a sentence. Sean's facial expressions speak volumes though.

[stefanmuc2k]

At the beginning I felt really sorry for Tim Minchin, thinking he'd have to sit through an entire show having to be polite to that scam artist. Instead the Panel totally destroyed Uri - nice job.

Uri must have been quite surprised how this turned out ...

[Skywarp89]

Jason: astronaut, or fireman

Jimmy: it's not far away from that. you have to wear something special?

Tim: ballerina.

couldn't stop laughing for 10 mins. lol

[Skywarp89]

Spoon Attack!

[Hagathorthegr8]

Sean's face when Uri claimed spoons attacked...priceless!

[qnapsack99999999]

My spoon didn't do shit, I should e-mail Uri.

[chap1144]

i put a spoon balancing on top of the screen on my laptop, and....nothing happened...

[deliriumdoll]

If I got one wish, it would be to observe a conversation about spoons between Uri Geller and Tommy Wiseau.

[deliriumdoll]

"And my shoe came off!" Love. It.

[MerckZ]

The extent of his delusion is scary...

[sirdelbif]

Uri must hate Alanis Morissette... 10,000 of the bastards...

[Missusdane]

I wonder if any one have seen the spoon bending sketch Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie does in the first season of A bit of Fry and Laurie? Does anyone know if it is a spoof of This Uri guy?

[044orange044]

@Missusdane I don't know if Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie has ever confirmed this, but I don't think there is any need. I'm absolutely sure they ARE alluding to him!

Great sketch btw, thanks for reminding me! :)

If you don't know it, check it out! watch?v=qUxWdIQVT_c

[8ellybelly8]

tim was getting more and more on edge the more uri talked throughout the ep... he looked like he was so close to bursting and just tearing uri down

i wish he had

[Buszke]

Tim Minchin's just thinking "Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. Quack, quack, quack" whenever Uri's talking.

Rotflysst

[philhahn]

@Buszke I know I am...

[juditK2007]

Love the audience reaction at 00:55.

[thefinalflower]

Can you imagine being married to Uri Geller?

[wiseschilli]

it's funny to watch tim minchin's face during all the uri-geller-stuff...

[hadoken130]

im so happy i watched this episode!!

[WalterLiddy]

See Sean's expression when Uri grabs his wrist? I think it's all he could do not to hit him.

[elliemayfield]

Best thing I've heard all day.

Uri: Stop being skeptical.

Tim: Why? Why?

[Theasen89]

bending spoons is so frakking easy. All you have to do is heating up the handle closest to the tip where its weakest and then bend. I tought my five year old brother how to do it... although I really shouldnt, he ruined all the spoons in the house...

[CactusLocalTime]

I don't know why, but I just get the impression that they're not taking Uri Geller seriously.

[durgledoggy]

I love the huge logical fallacy employed by Mr Geller. "I bombarded the Russians to sign a treaty and they did, and it worked." Neglecting all the thousands of man hours of diplomacy and that fact that in general the whole world was tiring of the cold war and the threat of nuclear armageddon.

[papiervampire]

I'm choking from laughter at Uri's stupidity.

[DiceyRicey]

URI had me in stitches from 7:36 onwards absolute insanity

[asemaq]

is Uri serious?

[Bright1592]

I feel like Tim was gonna go into his rant from STORM.

[jpsousa4]

@Bright1592 Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Tim took the "Scooby Doo" phrase from earlier in the show as inspiration for he same clauses in his beat poem "Storm."

[Bright1592]

@jpsousa4 I doubt it. He was performing "Storm" long before this aired.

[chris7toronto]

URI IS SUCH AN ASS

[14597ojai]

Ive never seen a man bend a spoon, but now ive seen a giant penis sitting at a desk holding a spoon and talking directly at me. so thats something, eh? :)

[viperswhip]

Jack not being able to come up with diver...and subtle example of the results of prolonged drug use, good job Jack. I blame the parents.

[marktdf]

Uri FRAUD!

[MrSteven600]

It is awful to be attack by spoons,

Now that is a sentence you will never here again (Y)

[Soetman]

ooooh, he's bending something that he's HOLDING WITH BOTH HANDS... what a gift ...

[Iconlast]

Uri Geller is fucking stupid

[LlamasOnAcid]

this was teh funniest episode ever!!! i love how no one takes uri seriously

[Shinydrybones]

uri geller should have been in avatar (the animation serie)

he would have been the spoon bender

[klmnumbers]

Tim Minchin is pretty much my favorite.

[RocketRach]

I had to pause the video when Sean Lock was talking about the eagle I was laughing so hard. No idea why I found it so funny.

[Atheistcat2004]

Oh, Uri... If someone is actually able to do shit with their mind, like alter a spoon, it would not mean it's magic... It would mean that is possible in physics we just don't know that much about physics as it is. Interestingly that is what scientists think, even though we know a lot about it, we still don't know jack.

[ProcrastinatingGuy]

i luv magic as much as the next guy, but claiming magic to be a "real" paranormal act just pisses me off.

[Cabochon1360]

Poor Uri Geller. "Stop being skeptical!" Christ, what a tosser. Can't believe he's still peddling the same old bullshit.

[EgorGiOs]

It is awful to be attacked by spoons...LOL

[OmaarD]

' you CAN read minds, right? '

*awkward silence*

' as a matter of fact, the first reported attack of spoons .. '

[mrbeanaswell]

I know who's never coming back to Britain.

[14bc]

Tim Minchin was fantastic in this episode

[peterabbid]

hahaha Tim's reaction to the spoons was amazing. ohhhh that is bullshit. and my shoe came off! oh my god! i've turned into jason manford!

hahaha love tim.

[MrJoeDolan]

a nondescript european accent, an obsession with spoons and some of the weirdest things you've ever heard come out of a man's mouth. i think uri gellar might secretly be tommy wiseau...

[Bijouboxx]

Uri really can't take a joke.

[MrBatsneger]

@Bijouboxx he cant make any either

[obermegalutschoar]

I once watched Uri Geller and was flabbergasted when I noticed that suddenly all the spoons in my house were bent. But I am open minded and I think my spoons can do whatever they want.

[riverslvr]

Yeah, when the spoons attack ME.

[crisis610]

when i watched this on TV my spoon didnt move, but a knife did fly out of the silverware drawer and cut my wrists, how mercyful

[dabuffriders]

lmao uri i think your face just broke

[TheArcturian]

OH MY GOD WHEN URI SAID THIS ALL THE SPOONS IN MY HOUSE STAYED EXACTLY WHERE THEY WERE AND THEN I WENT TO SLEEP

[ZarlanTheGreen]

I was baffled, that a fraud like Uri Geller was allowed on the show, but...

They totally took the piss out of him, so it actually helped make the show funny :)

I like how the trick behind his "spoon on the TV jumping" was immediately revealed by Jason Manford (though Sean's response was funnier)

I like illusionists (i.e. magicians), but if they claim to actually have powers, they're just cunts.

[robbyfuckinbobby187]

my spoon didn't do shit!! :(

[fr0ber]

AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THATS ALL I CAN SAY

[02mononoke]

One of these days I'm going to die because of Sean Lock's humour :) Love the spoon-helicopter story at 9:26

[Gerald5000]

Seriously? He's still peddling that spoon bending shit? Here's a challenge Uri. Bend a Butterknife.

[SeventhEve]

I put my spoon on the computer monitor, but all that happened was I got ice cream all over the screen. :(

[crisis610]

1:50, omg tim was wearin shoes!!

[ammypam]

'Is it...er...someone tapping on your window?' Amazing how they get them just like that, innit? I suppose they've read the script.

[ollysmyth]

I've haven't seen a guy so obsessed with spoons since....... hang on, Uri Gellar is saladfingers!

[DrMattDestruction]

@ollysmyth AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

[KleanSocks]

Sean and Jimmy just demolished the spoon guy. Awesome stuff!

[nvalentino75]

The thing about the Cadillac covered in spoons is that he's being entirely serious. It does exist.

[mssarcasim]

How to bend a spoon...rub your index finger and thumb over the bent part of the spoon. The friction heats up the atoms and separates them, causing it to bend further and eventually break

[ammypam]

@mssarcasim

That's not how he does it. The spoons are prepared by him beforehand. Other times he simply bends them when people are not looking. See James Randi's videos on utube where he exposes Geller's methods.

[alphabich]

I love Jimmy mouthing "Don't fucking email me"...LMFAO

[dunbar9finger]

The look on Sean's face at 2:05 when Uri holds his forearm is great. Its like "get this creepy twit off of me."

[BKKRED2008]

I'm sending Jimmy an email now.

[bu3asalli]

ppl take uri seriously spoons do attack. just look at the numbers of obese ppl who can't stop eating, that's what spoons are making them do. you don't think they're doing that to themselves, do you?

[bluecanary487]

lmao at Tim Minchin, "That was bullshit!"

[spaceoreo]

He just shouldn't be allowed on TV. 

[Mayna00]

Jimmy's silent threat has made me do something I've only heard people talking about on youtube comments, but have never done myself.

I spat my drink out on my laptop screen!

HYSTERICAL!

Jimmy, I'll be mailing you the repair bill.

Oh wait O.o

Damn.

[misy49]

He's clearly a loon, but he's laughing here. Uri's having fun. Put it this way, imagine what Uri is trying to do is actual amazing science, and everyones mucking him about and ruining it. But he still laughs, cool guy

[Grapesour]

@misy49 He's not doing science, he's doing anti-science, or bullshit as Tim Minchen calls it. He's also, by the way, one of the parasites who managed to make sure Michael Jackson was almost broke by the time he died. Geller latched onto him, selling him all kinds of woo-woo shit, living at Neverland and emptying Jackson's bank account. That's the kind of scientist he is. That's the kind of "cool guy".

[misy49]

@Grapesour no I know, he's cracked as a coconut, I'm just saying imagine

[Soetman]

@misy49 you must be un-able to read true human emotions

[ThePolecatz]

@Soetman ...actually, i do have trouble with that. And how ironically perceptive of you to notice.

[leckerwurstbrot]

Oh my gods, when Uri Geller did that thing I magically threw a spon at my screen and shouted "cunt!"

[mhutton5]

ROFLMAOYSST!! Jimmy's silent threat is fucking funny! I love this Uri guy, he made this episode hilarious.

[TheDavelogan]

Reckon this makes Jack appreciate his dad for not being that insane?

[vannhinnten]

MY RIGHT FOOT, IS NOW MY LEFT FOOT! AAAAHHHH

[peridotbaby]

Man Uri is a twat. On a side note, anyone else find Tim Minchin strangely attractive?

[frozenrainbows131313]

i luv tim minchin <3

[KairuHakubi]

This is my favorite guy ever.. I thought Uri Geller was a way different guy..

[PeaceLoveSammy]

i have never laughed so hard in my life. Thank god for Uri because now i know to watch out for my spoons.

[TakahisaShinoku]

Uri Geller is full of shit.

[Kleavers]

Jimmy Carr is gold.

[misy49]

@Kleavers Uri is silver. Silver spoons.

[VerilyDostDapperDo]

@misy49 Scary attacking silver spoons.

[Tora5]

wow. Uri Geller is so full of bullshit, I was afraid he might explode at some point.

[snowblind1985]

Sometimes spoons do attack him.. i dont know why that was so hard to believe... its because rational people throw spoons at him all the time.. i bet theres a secret organisation of people who hide in the bushes and shadows and throw spoons at Uri.. Spoon Ninjas. thats what they are.... Uri U big TWAT!!! i love how the audience had no sympathy for him.. when he tries to engage them, they just sit in silence..no sympathy applause..people like Uri piss me off to no end. glad the panel killed him..

[WalterLiddy]

@snowblind1985 He actually sometimes pays people to throw stuff in the air so that it will land around him. They do it in secret so whoever he's with will be AMAZED at how inanimate objects sometimes 'come at him'.

[canarylove]

Sean's face when Uri started talking about spoon attacks was E P I C! Can't believe that this guy was being serious -_-

[ahmedeox]

That Uri is such a moron!

[Vadadaca]

I wonder if the spoon-on-the-tv trick would work when we watch it on youtube?

Oh, no, wait, of course it wouldn't, because Uri Geller is full of shit.

[viridismonasteriense]

What's this guy's obsession with spoons? He's made his career out of them, learned everything about them (he probably realized his usual party trick wasn't going to cut it anymore, so he had to come up with something else) and even made his car out of them. Nutter. He actually thinks spoons are magic. Either that or he's the greatest fraud known to Earth. Look at the way he tried to convince us they were 'extraterrestrial-like' by putting them on Jimmy's eyes. WTF? The mockery was deserved! LOL

[Namolis]

"As a matter of fact, the first reported attack of spoons...."

I want to hear the end of that!

Just for that, Jimmy, you earned yourself an e-mail.

[Ch3ls3yxxSubs]

these latest episodes have been cracking me up. thanks so much for putting them on

[TheScottishcam]

who goes on a comedy panel show and tells people to be serious

[Adeel9]

wtf, my spoon actually flew across the room. I wonder what Jimmy's e-mail is.

[ferretgirrrl]

Would just LOVE to sit in a church - during a sermon - with Tim...

I think he is MY imaginary friend!

[ferretgirrrl]

My spoon stayed right where it belonged... in my mouth!

[simplexional]

Haha! Uri Geller is insane.

It's a shame knives don't attack him. Of all the cutlery, why only spoons. Damn these ET spoons! I want some ET knives up in here.

[lizziej39]

Excruciating

[Linfrancie]

Anytime Sean feels uncomfortable because Uri's touching him, I'd like to give him a big cuddle ...

[loekskywalker]

"this is one of the biggest benders in the world" +1 haha

[FulchesterUnited]

I love the way Minchin is sitting there thinking "This guy is so full of shit I can't even believe it..."

[hcflipper]

spoons attacked him....? ah yeah now wonder he looks like that

[tristty]

Lol i ve never seen this show before but this Jimmy guy is a hero, just hilarious :D Especially how they make fun of Uri, he is such an idiot.

[IamWearingJeans]

uri geller is full of bullshit, and loads of it. I love that they make fun of him all the time

[fredzak222]

"and my shoe came off' rofl

[fredzak222]

unbelievable

[Analoguejunk]

Uri lost it...

[PrometheanRunGood]

Here's how that asshat did it.

He bent the spoon back and forth a couple of times when the camera wasn't on him, so the the part he was covering up with his finger was damaged by metal fatigue. Then he make a giant show of making Sean hold it (pointless) and broke the last bit of the spoon.

[Redlizard91]

Does Uri Geller actually thinks anyone believes him about attacking spoons

[lepthymo]

notice how he never stops touching the part where it breaks? '-.-

[TiensFury]

Wow... Uri is SO stupid.

[RaMMeRaaR]

@TiensFury Uri is exactly the one who is NOT stupid... this ass just makes loads of money out of spoons and kiddin everyone. ur dumb if jou believe he believes it.

great actor

ty for uploading btw, enyojed it

[PrometheanRunGood]

@RaMMeRaaR No he is stupid and he makes his money of stupid people like you who buy into his BS.

[LenxKat]

@PrometheanRunGood

I think you may have possibly misunderstood his comment.

[RaMMeRaaR]

@LenxKat haha, idd

[honeyjv]

this is one of the biggest benders in the world LMAO!

[devpd]

"It's awful to be attacked by spoons." Now there's a sentence you will never hear again!

[burgerboy06]

OH LOOK my shoe came off

[PrinceD4rkstR]

Damn, Tim is enjoying listening to that waste of material, Uri xD

[gravitybongo]

I love Jimmy's reaction at 9:22 he can't even think of a funny line because his brain is fried from all of Uri's bullshit.

[isleptwithgod]

Sean's face at 7:52

priceless! :)

[thomasimon]

5:41

That actually happened to me once, still don't know where it came from(probably some other house, but still, it freaked me out)

[daev3000]

"One of the the biggest benders in the world." Right on, Jimmy!

[DottyDotDitto]

@2112murphy I quite liked the "Uuuunnbelievable"

[THtwilighterlover10]

Thanks from the US for uploading this! I love this show!

[StoliDassah]

what makes Uri so pathetic is that he actually believes his own bullshit...and what the hell is with his spoon obsession? is there anything else, any other prop, that he's so fixated on?

[8DX]

@StoliDassah Though there are rumours that Uri is just professionally makes a twat of himself on TV.

It's like the non-funny clowns they were on about.

[ablestmage]

Least funny episode of 8/10Cats ever. Thanks a lot Uri Farking Geller

[kingofmonra]

@ablestmage Agreed.

[gnomit]

seans face when he realizes uri geller is being serious about the spoons attacking him is priceless

[tobyDizzle]

8:05 jack's laugh is priceless