play him in, keyboard cat

[yourname181]

OMFG... This guy has written his signature under my certficate from microsoft...

[XxazidxX]

I ...LOVE ....THIS....MONEY YYYEEEEEEAAAAAH!

[SnakeBigBoss24]

You're doing it wrong.

[LTS1287]

He's pretty excitable. I think he was a few hops away from a heart attack.

[YoungBlood0893]

this guys better than ray lewis

[salsberry12]

you sir, are a re-re

[DroneFragger]

Not shown: Him throwing a chair at the audience.

[jajkic0732]

This guy gets all the bitches

[VixxenEyez]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[KnightsSoccer82]

And the funny part is. He makes more money then probably everybody combined thats commented on this video...

[LTS1287]

@KnightsSoccer82: I'll keep my sanity, my hair, and my normal blood pressure. Ballmer can keep the wealth.

[gummiebearnl]

america sucks!!

[MsMedford]

@gummiebearnl your mom sucks you foreign faggot

[captainawesome38]

get that man some womans deodorant and and a tampon! Also i think he has some feelings for this company. I dont think his wife makes him happy anymore lol

[IlanR100]

this is why microsoft is going downhill.

[gsizzles]

:58 "I have four words for ya',I have sweaty armpits."

[bcgabriot]

gay

[Gales99]

They never sound that happy when you phone customer care

[daoneCRe]

"I got four words for ya..." RIGHT GUARD UNDERARM DEODORANT

[SkinnySlimJim]

i want what HE'S smoking

[bebopopbebopop]

noooooooo!!!

[newkie2008]

L0L u mad?!

[luckyjackrabbit]

this is not keyboard cat canon...do not approve.....

[BloodyFandango]

"I love this company, yessss!" is 5 words.

[FLYBOY7777777]

1:01 I got four words for you; see my sweaty pits!!!

[CityofAngelsAGC]

...MAC.....

[PurePolaris06]

You killed keyboard cat =(

[DORproductions117]

This is why I use a Mac.

[MxSkuad]

wtf is grong whir this "pelon"? XD

[romael22251]

you fail some one needa to play a keyboard cat for u and play your ass OUT

[sk8olico]

someone its on crack

[Masselboiij]

never try to change what Keyboard Cat is made for!

[transmogrify]

did Balmer died?

[petj0n]

oh god .. microsoft Vista's chef no wonder vista sucks ... :)

[rickharrynrory]

just imagine his kids

[duckeymoneygirl]

He put too much sugar in his cherrios this morning

[masacatior]

MEGA HIPER FAIL

[Signorscan]

did bill gates died?

[morten242]

@Signorscan Nah, he let someone better take over, which turned out to fuck up Vista, then make win7.

Actually, Bill is helping poor people now, he still has stocks in microsoft though, and owns he, Ballmer just leads it ;)

[K9rosie]

steve balmer, the dude who insulted the iPhone

apple has it's chance.

[00Jose00]

Is that dude caffeine sensitive? lol

[topzombie3]

@00Jose00 just a microsoft repisentive ha ha

[willie9243]

Me scared!

[noob5000000]

Looks like he did a line with Mr. Gates right before coming out.

[krullboll]

BALLMER FTW!!!

[eddierocks01]

MICHAEL SCOTT?

[TheSillyPlatypus]

@eddierocks01 That's what I thought, too.

[pafalzon]

Is this guy for real? How can anyone take someone that behaves like that seriously.

Also might want to invest in some decent anti-perspirant deodorant. Those underarm sweat patches are not cool.

Sure love the company you work for, just don't behave like someone who did a whole bag of Coke before going up on stage.

[prettykitty11111]

omg im so embarrassed for him

[gringojames]

stupid i think...

[rfree14]

did horseshoe haircuts died?

[tehfuzzyness1]

Must people use KB for EVERYTHING!!?!!?!?

I love KB, but i don't think this was worthy.

Kinda killing KB =\

[DonkeyBallsAnderson]

Did Gloria Estefan die?

[aguyandhiscomputer]

Did Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers Died?

[madonnabeso]

what a fuckin dick

[bizzyli]

i dont think he should work for microsoft

[DrMonday]

He failed so hard and fast keyboard cat had to play him in.

[FunkhouserMemorial]

Hey, 'Batshit' Ballmer, I've got four words for you:

"EAT SHIT AND DIE!"

[njsdaredevil]

nerd enthusiasm - gotta love it!

not to mention he's doing it to Gloria S.'s music... gotta love it lol.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!"

[georgehopkins]

I think keyboard cat needed to play him off again at the end :P

[lonewatchman]

Epic douche bag

[SouthJerseyMatt]

what a nerd

[PenguinWalrus0]

lol, keyboard cat playing the music :D

[mbxx2]

fuck the kkk just saying

[Tarikatlar]

he needs to get raped, wtf is wrong with this gay guy?

[theghastlypirate]

@Tarikatlar Rape is nothing that should be used lightly and gay is not a synonym for stupid.

[eS0UL]

Fuck white power, from Toronto Canada.

[iTzBurg3Rsempai]

STEVE BALMER FUCK YAH!!!!!

[carey1012]

WHITE POWER FROM TORONTO CANADA

[guarifaifai]

manucalrad stop crying please

[manucalrad]

hey so far you are the only "neo nazi" who had the balls to show his face the rest just hide on youtube. all im saying nazis lost bro they were slapped like the bitches they were and the leader hitler died like a punk ass bitch in warehouse to scared to take it like a man and killed himself nothing to idolize there.

[manucalrad]

Americans are very proud and brave. Nazis never hid. You are neither you hide behind youtube, you will never post your pic you are so mad at the face you have that you will hide and talk shit for the rest of your miserable little life. At least I am secure with myself and display it for all to see.

[Wookie2799]

Too bad no one visits your ugly chanel

[zodawg0079]

Did Microsoft Sam dieded?

[hrinm]

you forgot to get keyboard cat to play him off.

did he died?

[mindevolve]

Did Gloria Estafan die?

[Fabyo222]

did microsoft die ?

[3rdEyeSpeaks]

did 5 words died?

[SirStiller]

Hilarious idea. Love Steve. Best Steve in the business (fuck you steve jobs)

[tommyratboy]

lol poor Steve!

[megamyers]

did male pattern baldness died

[KonigsTigger1]

lol, I don't know why but soon as I finished reading this I just burst out laughing.

[RxMinus]

Vista is ded

[moosecat00]

Did keyboard cat fad died?

[steven5roberts]

where the fuck did those stupid died things come from there not even fucking funny

[DuelPatrol]

That's why I stick with apple.

[Solarpolitiks]

Ah, so you can over pay for your computers. I get it :D

[deathunlimited454]

rule#6: keyboard cat plays ppl off, not on. (except on Chuck Norris entrances.)

[SamuelBMM]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Deathlock257]

this was fail. im sorry but keyboard cat plays out not in. D:

[xXpacobeansXx]

poor keyboard cat! :( not funny. :P

[jasminebreezes]

poor use of gloria estefan.

and keyboard cat.

[xPesKa]

wtf , the guy went crazy! LOL

[henkdevries111]

what a failer

[NiggaTubeDotCom]

who's the retard with the rabid weasel in his cunt?

[baddate]

Keyboard Cat plays people OUT, sir. Not in.

[ownagebutter]

@baddate you showd him madam