The Octopus and the Beer Bottle

[gangsterbop95]

HE is angry now

[MzFoRi3]

Astounding, these creatures are really extraordinary!

[OreadNYC]

Actually, the inside of a beer bottle would probably be a great place for an octopus to be since I can't think of anything else apart from a human (or perhaps another octopus) which would be able to get at it in there.

[DARKSTAR1462]

rofl! at 0:17 its my dick!

[StLouisGuy91]

I feel like I just watched someone give birth...

[mutantbananas1]

FLASHBANG!!!

[KrueBa]

Amazing!!!! Thanks for sharing!

[davidrzr]

You think you had a crazy night? I slept inside a frickin beer bottle (again)! I am embarrassed...

[falsehero2001]

You're drunk octopus, you're drunk...give me your keys.

[frostytheaussie]

The Hangover: Part Ocotopus

[ZepGames]

Octopus: " Ack come on little more little more!! there!, Phew Crazy Party last night."

[ManDudeYeah]

Woah... I can't believe some one littered.

[TheAtheistFuture]

Poor thing, it won't get back into one of those in a hurry.

[boonimajneB]

Says a documentary: Octopi can squeeze through a hole the diameter of their eye.

[MejoradaDj]

It looks wasted rotfl

[fundilyfun]

he probaly had a lack of fresh blood in his sack thingy thats probaly why it changed colour. and its not like other creatures dont change colour u dopes!!!

[DoubleM55]

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!!!1!

[omegae112358]

that was but i think its drunk thats why it changed color

[quan821]

......WTF!

[kcbuscher]

yea, he's drunk off his ass lol

[BOOGEYMAN650]

16-20 seconds was weird

[tanyajuge]

ewww, eww, ewww, i dont mind octopuses at all, but that color change made me itch all over!!

[Thatonekimikidtwo]

Octopus, "Dear god why did I even go in that foul place? I feel so violated."

[nunny0206]

0:12

Wierd Al: Weenie in a Bottle

[MrMoorkey]

UNLEASH THE KRA...oh, wait...awwwwwwww cuuuuute!

[AaronMcBarron]

Hey, my beer bottle just crapped out an outopus!!!

[LScenez]

Why does it look sexual :/

[mrlego611]

Why's the rum gone?

[flipsy87]

Now imagine that is your penis

[TheLegendOZelda360]

Octopus in my beer bro, Party foul.



[TheInvaderKai]

that was.... strange. :T

[TheSteveHands]

This seems pretty legit, since the octopus is know a drinker!

[SeeSeeNoTouch143]

Anyone Else Get goose Bumps When It changed colours . . .?

[demonflayme6]

It looks like a penis becoming erect out of that bottle opening at first.

[PlanetaryMATE]

Mmmmm beer and calamari

[Feynmanismyhero]

Looks like a Blue Ringed Octopus - beautiful but deadly little creature!

[TheShockerzification]

hey the bottle gave birth to a new breed of octopus being as no one else has i name this new breed bottoctlepus

[Ravengaurd6]

beer usually doesn't turn into last nights dinner until after you drink it...

[n00bmart]

PONYO!!!

[PleaseLookAwayNow]

kill it with fire!

[EMaster9]

That was cool how as soon as he was out he immediately changed colors

[123456789robbie]

@EMaster9 you should look up videos of cuttlefish changing colour

[Ricine]

They are amazing creatures

[thatsmesothere]

i used to be an octopus, then i took a beer bottle to the knee

[123456789robbie]

@thatsmesothere that makes no sense.

[thatsmesothere]

@123456789robbie hehehe yeah i know

[TheGODAcronym]

Brings a whole new meaning to the adage, "climbing into a bottle."

[RealMusicJan]

Let me see him do my algebra 2 homework then I'll be impressed

[thesilentskeptic]

Octopus: "I got my body out, now I'll get my color"

[chriswilliamstool]

@thesilentskeptic i saw it changing colour too -__- awsome

[cwicseolformask]

It's only at 0:17 when he gets his eyes clear he suddenly decides to camouflage himself. I wonder how long he'd been inside - why didn't he maintain the sandy coloration the whole time?

[D0OMZDAYZ]

NATURAL SELECTION

[Frosttty]

I hope you picked up the beer bottle for proper disposal.

[aikighost]

Octopi are amazing. That video with the one walking on land and eating the crab is incredible.

watch?v=FjQr3lRACPI

[Talk2Fer]

How can you dislike thid?

[Marinedude2]

Good Morning world and all who inhabit it!

[beathon]

i bet an octopus three times bigger could get in and out of it

[txvoltaire]

Was similar footage shown in a full-length documentary? I think I've seen something like this before.

[Blizzard56k]

0:17 - WTF!

[types10000]

not so good for the octopus' brain...

[IamWatchingStarWars]

he's finally crawling out of the bottle. i'm proud

[SeaHumanoid]

0:17 EVOLUTIONSS !!!

[PHILIBOYLONDON]

That's what happens when you eat Indian food.

[kinderville100]

0:08 (For children under 13)

[sushanalone]

The crawl of shame

[zhongjinshu1]

in russia the beer bottle squeezes itself out of the octopus

[TomGezen]

would this be considered a benefit of pollution if octopi were endangered?

[GuacamoleKun]

Aliens are going to come to this planet and be like "IT'S JUST AS WE SUSPECTED! THE OCEANS ARE INFESTED WITH HORRIBLE EIGHT-LEGGED SHAPE-SHIFTING MONSTERS!"

...And then they won't attack us and take our blood.

[witherspoon1995]

The part you don't see is where the octopus goes home and abuses his family

[QuantumChance]

@witherspoon1995 LMAO

[TheRiffCalendar]

I wish i could go into a bottle like that...

[this1blackguy]

Peta: Stop Polluting our oceans

Me: I'm not polluting I'm building homes.

[Spielzeit85]

I can fap to this.

[tttc]

How did it get in?

[TheRiffCalendar]

@tttc An octopus have no bones in it's body, that's how.

[iPhapxlol]

ooooomphrmn

[PiskieBenWa]

Amazing little buggers, ... I wonder if they dream?

[blackkakari]

@PiskieBenWa Yes. They dream of one day ruling the world. And it will happen.

[123backinyerface]

When it gets home to the wife she will say

"Oh so you thought you could just climb out of your beer bottle, come home and dinner would be ready, Fuck you!".

[lolmaster0036]

i think it's cute :D

[Krafterr4]

Why is the rum gone?

[anarimus]

NO BEER BOTTLE CAN CONTAIN BABY CTHULU!!!!!

[fekinel]

he looks pissed

[marluc32]

The most interesting octopus in the world.

[falsehero2001]

Who ordered the nice refreshing bottle of cthulhu?

[trekkian88]

whoa that's exactly how my dick looks like.... and your face, thunderf00t

[musicplayah]

@trekkian88 Tiny bugger eh?

[Collective122]

@trekkian88

How is Thunderf00t relevant in this?

[anarimus]

@Collective122 Thunderf00t favorited it so all of his fans dropped by.

[XxPratesxX]

Normal Octopus, normal squeeze out of bottle.

[RobAlpacaflip]

He got so wasted he couldn't even swim away...

[JonathanTheAlchemist]

6 people could not open a beer bottle.

[parsonman05]

My beer is escaping !!!

[donnyforte2]

octopus: "Mmmmmm... beeeer." *hiccup*

[IAMLOST]

Pretty sure he had a hangover

[forcata]

is this real life?

[anarimus]

@forcata Yes an octopus has a hydro-skeleton, used by altering pneumatic pressure. An octopus can squeeze through an opening the size of a quarter. Yay Evolution.

[TheUnchainedMind]

Amazing creatures.

[Morrgore]

I couldn't do that, I'm claustrophobic.

[Annapolisdweller123]

its snowing under water!

[Judicial78]

How clever is that, he chose a home that he can be safe in AND see out of.

[ragerancher]

He looked just like beer froth before he changed colour :D

[geyza0711]

He´s like: WTF where did I just wake up? 8€

[felineguardian]

QUICK SNAKE USE YOUR OCTOCAMO *blip*

[tERtasdf]

if you look closely, it changed color from white to brown

[trooperJac]

CLOAK ENGAGED!

[lewisner]

It'll impress me when it lights a cigarette.

[PrimoTom3]

i hate hangovers.....:(

[publicenemynumber2]

6 people are ummm why the hell would you dislike this?

[culwin]

Oh man, I am so hungover...

[LoveMeILoveMe]

Like if you seen it change color

[UnleashedPunks]

press 3

yah i know.

[kewlazpewp]

God's creatures are beautiful.

[sartozzi78]

A drunk octopus, never seen before...wow!

[Shadowspell70]

octopuses dont have bones so they can squeeze through even the tinest of space with out harming themselves very fascinating :D

[hongrand]

how'd get in there?

[RinokinawaLover]

This Is Pretty Scary. Lol 0:17

[The1WhoDraws]

it changed colors because its blood flow was cut off and when it got out, the blood flow was restored

[rookbird]

@The1WhoDraws Seriously? You saw a creature with a circulatory system so different from our own that its blood comes out BLUE, that can change skin color and pattern at will, conforming its boneless shape through an entry so small it almost seems impossible, and you decided to announce, incorrectly and with clearly no research at all, "it changed colors because of restored bloodflow." Why say that? Why state a wild, stupid guess as fact? Why won't you take 3 minutes to learn before speaking?

[speedysavant]

@The1WhoDraws Many octopodes, cuttlefish, and other cephalopods have chromatophores - little spots in their skin that they can move around to change colours. Very neat stuff!

[MonicaKn17]

AMAZING!!! I wanna see one live...I wanna go diving...

[rollomaughfling]

Woww, with a growl. Just amazing. Seems a waste that the mainstream comic book world has wasted its energy on some clunky, mechanical cyborg "Doctor Octopus" character, and never had the awareness of the extreme flexibility, intelligence, and baffling camouflage capabilities of these creatures. Hear me, Spiderman franchise? You got pwned by a mollusk, then celebrated your movie premieres by probably eating mollusks on the half shell. I want to see a "Doc Ock" that really has octopus powers.

[MrLoopole]

my teacher showed this to my class and some1 thought it was turned inside out :)

[bri4n1993]

And this kids, is why you should never drink and swim.

[tigerdoll494]

ya'll know changing colors is what it is supposed to do right?

[theSPSstudios]

@tigerdoll494 yes.

[MistressVixen]

He crawled away like he was drunk. xD

[TheRockHBKfan]

Adorable.

[HanakoFujita]

The bottle pooped... XDDD

[ryan6627]

I Bet no one beat him while playing black ops!

[owlcity0123]

its looks like birth

XD

[AvocadoRogue]

Wish I could get hops that fresh.

[metademetra]

Forgive me for sounding immature, but for heaven's sake... does anyone else see the problem @ 0:14?!

[rotinvainz]

@metademetra Its real bro

[0007ManMountain]

I spent the last 5 years curled up in a beer bottle . . .

[WildIppa]

I'm claustrophobic.

[sompret]

"Ahhhhhh dammit. I need a bigger bottle."

[Omlywinks]

It's sad that there is litter in the ocean like beer bottles... but that octopus would not have gone in there if he could not get out

[pinkladybug81]

What happens if it goes in to take a nap, wakes up just a teensy bit bigger, then he's stuck lol

[samiccino]

darth vader filmed this!

[zoodle85]

No beer? Fck that, I'm outta here;)

[MrSilvershadow16]

yes.. but will it blend?

[Ozziethebabykitten]

now this video actually was easy to masturbte to

[divinegod102]

Looks like my penis...

[ObJuanShinobi]

@divinegod102 you can fit your penis in a bottle? lol

[divinegod102]

@ObJuanShinobi Sure, why not? My penis is 2 inches in length and 0.7 inches in diameter ;)

[SAGEthewisedragon]

Octopuses are so amazing :)

[jynzx]

0-16 sec it looks like a dick

[evangelistabjj]

octopuses are like the trolls of the deep sea

[techtonikrandom21]

why do i have a video of me taking a poop :O

[Sup3rBadAss]

octopus are for doing that they also do it in soda cans

[waynebrennan404]

That looks fuckin freaky

[tenderheart17]

*BURRRPP*... "Niney-..*BURP*..-six boddles a beer on duh wall... niney-six boddles a ..*BURP*.. beer... Uhh....I don't feel so good... *BELCH*... Anyone got an ass.. an assp...aww you know? One of them things ya take when ya got a headache?"

[Dannyisgreatful]

it's fake.

[quellkoerper]

@Dannyisgreatful nope, your intelligence is fake

[5Fathom5]

This is why I dont pick up beer bottles out of the ocean anymore, I once had a Blue ring occy come out of one and i was lucky not to get bitten

[MaryKenton1985]

this is just sad yeah lets all watch sea life mess around with our trash

[cheryzheng]

It appears to be a little bit hungover...

[foolecoole]

i have the wierdest boner right now...

[dianacazadora321]

@foolecoole ok...........yeah that's weird (o_0)

[TheIcedude545]

lol it changed colors soon as it saw outside of the bottle

[dragonraiderzombie]

@TheIcedude545 :D thanks now i kno, if it wasnt for u i wouldnt kno!!!

[PolskiKonik22]

its cool how he changes colors at 0:17

[dragonraiderzombie]

@PolskiKonik22 thaks too:D now i kno that the octopus changed color at 00:17, thank u :D!!!!!

[DansEditorials]

he must have found a cigarette in is drink.

[ismokewead420]

ran out of beer so he started licking the inside of all the emptys lol

[SemperFiScout79]

this is so trippy if you're high

[yeyo661]

D.U.I.

[12yellowcab]

guess hes drunk

[Snufflesnose]

The octopus do not have any bones like we do!!!! So no bones means no joint limitations makes him able change his form any way he wants.

[AnimieLava4eva]

GAH! i thought it was a white octopus until it came out from the bottle!

[kingcole55]

@AnimieLava4eva They can change colors....

[scottycatman]

I thought this was one of those videos saying "nyaah, this litter is terrible, look what it's doing to the octopus!" I was ready to reply "why the f*** did he go in there?!"