3:05 ...... yeah todaly agree on that one, you know they made a pokemon modled after garbage ( Trubbish, and in little leters next to the name " Trash bag pokemon") realy nintendo ARE YOU KIDING ME ....... TRASH BAG POKEMON .... it's just to sad
This is JaackMaate, I've just started a new rapping channel as I need a way to past the time and piss you guys off more! Nah I'm kidding I just want to show you guys more more passionate side! If you could like comment and subscribe and give me feedback it would be great, I know you might think I'm bad but no one starts good! Cheers guys it really means a lot to me :) Please try and spread this channel I hope to get it as big as my others :) <3 you! By the way please thumbs up this comment!
Some of this I agree with and found funny, some just plain cuntish. The female comedian thing.. true, they're not as funny as male comedians, but really, Loose Women? They're not comedians, they're just a bunch of gobshite women saying stupid irrelevant things and calling it a programme. And 'clean please'.. really?! Sexist comments are just low and unfunny. Also, as people have already stated, you missed out the most obvious thing - TOWIE, who have the collective IQ of a brain-damaged goldfish.
@gre5551 I agree he got lucky, he can't sing well enough to be a solo artist, and Cheryl Cole shows that you don't need to be able to sing well to be in a band.. but he can sing at least better than the average person, otherwise he wouldn't have been in the band.
Put on this really cheesy accent in the hope that girls will love me because I am frankie cakozza and I have tattos on my arse come and vote for me! HAHAHAHA jack you had me in stitches:)
@comleyyy um,how do you know that all girls are not funny? you only know of yourself and the people around you and celebrities.Jenna marbles is hilarious.many of female's are,so sit the fuck down,because you dont know the world.psshh.
JaackMaate; FIT, i'm an 18 year old boy not even I could masturbate to that, and i could masturbate to anything. Have you seen her face? LEGEND MATE! <3
I do love one direction I am obsest tbf but I gotta say I still love this boy man what ever u wanna call him I just think he I's a legend tbf LOVE YOU JACK xxxx
I served One Direction the other day. Didn't know who the fuck they were and just stood there wondering who are these cheeky teenagers trying to get me to give them free shit. Then they left and one of my coworkers comes up to me going 'OMG DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST SERVED!?!'... no but now that I do, I'm glad I told them to get lost
Thank you *so* much. Four of my best friends are non-stop talking about one direction. It's nice to hear someone rant about them like that. Rest of the video was ace, also.
I would actually love to see Ian Huntley host children in need.
caberwacky 17 hours ago
dubstep kitty! ;D
xdarcyx124x 1 day ago
ed sheeran at the end, yum.
LittleMissLorna123 1 day ago
He look's a little bit like Niall Horan from One Direction..
viclovesTHEWANTED 2 days ago
You can't hate One Direction. You have never met them. You can hate their music but not them. Just no.
xmusicfordawiinx 2 days ago
3:05 ...... yeah todaly agree on that one, you know they made a pokemon modled after garbage ( Trubbish, and in little leters next to the name " Trash bag pokemon") realy nintendo ARE YOU KIDING ME ....... TRASH BAG POKEMON .... it's just to sad
Zelda107010 2 days ago
i know you said you hate one direction .. but you kinda look like Niall.. the blonde Irish one
sophiealicemiller123 2 days ago
66 PEOPLE ARE WOMEN COMEDIANS
iMoD1998 2 days ago
i agree with the Katie price..
CLH2O11 3 days ago
you should have went into more detail about adverts
MinecraftManic44 3 days ago
shit ads i AGREE :)
fuzzyfrige 4 days ago
this is hilarious
GrandeCreations 1 week ago
RayWilliamJohnson has 5 million subscribers, you have 17,000 ffs.. Its barely shit..
littlenelmo3 1 week ago
@littlenelmo3 Bumlick.
SQuiiRT167 1 week ago
@littlenelmo3 Its opinion... if u like dry humor, watch him
jojodog149 6 days ago
OMG THE POKEMON BIT :')
GrandeCreations 1 week ago 3
you remind me of every comedian i have ever heard of!!
Maf430 1 week ago
I love one direction but i must admit that was really funny:')
caaityx 1 week ago
haha your hilarious, even though i love one direction i still laughed at what you said :L
missbarbie2k12 1 week ago
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FleaIsStupid 2 weeks ago
This is JaackMaate, I've just started a new rapping channel as I need a way to past the time and piss you guys off more! Nah I'm kidding I just want to show you guys more more passionate side! If you could like comment and subscribe and give me feedback it would be great, I know you might think I'm bad but no one starts good! Cheers guys it really means a lot to me :) Please try and spread this channel I hope to get it as big as my others :) <3 you! By the way please thumbs up this comment!
JackDeanProductions 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
The only bloody direction 1 direction is going in is anal
eilidh27499 2 weeks ago
OMFG Ed Sheeran at the end?! :D
2Twilite2 2 weeks ago
LOL @ The Home alone bit :D They still play that every sunday, annoys me so much. Jack you're hilarious x ::P
LivvyLouu123 2 weeks ago
Please move the random picture in the background and put it in line with the others.
ohwowitsapear 2 weeks ago
RWJ: TOO FAR
halastube 2 weeks ago
I think you're funny but when you do the sexist jokes it kinda ruins it for me :/
marinafoundausername 2 weeks ago
I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING. One Direction make me want to punch kittens.
OrangePawprint 2 weeks ago 20
the amount of likes on the top comments reflects how unfortunately you are attracting the same people that one direction does, man :(
austsb 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Love one direction and frankie cocozza, so a bit pissed off when you made fun of them, but the rest of the video was funny :)
mcrfan2212 2 weeks ago
you're hilarious, but you ruined it when you said one direction, my favorite boy band. I'll still watch your videos though, nonetheless.
belieberalways96 2 weeks ago
One Direction, maaaahn how i wish i could burn all of them...along with Black Veil Brides.
BertTheBest123 2 weeks ago
I love ur accent
GameplayLucy 2 weeks ago
one direction other direction...made me die.
TheCourtneybabey 2 weeks ago
the fact you can insult my favourite boy band and im crying at it. fair play to you man.
mollierosex 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
Ur amazing dude x fuck ur cool
BVBJenny017 2 weeks ago
these girls at my school (in america) threw a birthday party for harry styles. the baked him a f***ing CAKE!
whonerdifyme 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
"Worst thing about it, my nan loves it"
Omg mine too! So annoying
"And so does your nan"
O.O.
GirlGamerReallywild 2 weeks ago
your videos were good until u insulted rwj now im just not watching the rest of ur vids
KyraLovesAnimals 3 weeks ago
I usually love your videos, but then you insulted One direction and Frankie... :L
xxgooglehotmailcouk 3 weeks ago
One Direction are awesome. And there is no black one. So HA! but anyway, you're entitled to your own oppinion, not gonna say anything else.
kristiebieber98 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
Some of this I agree with and found funny, some just plain cuntish. The female comedian thing.. true, they're not as funny as male comedians, but really, Loose Women? They're not comedians, they're just a bunch of gobshite women saying stupid irrelevant things and calling it a programme. And 'clean please'.. really?! Sexist comments are just low and unfunny. Also, as people have already stated, you missed out the most obvious thing - TOWIE, who have the collective IQ of a brain-damaged goldfish.
pinkiepants100 3 weeks ago 2
@pinkiepants100 LOL! Yes! Definately TOWIE! He missed TOWIE! That should've been number 1!
kristiebieber98 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
haha the 'other one' went to my school, he was thrown out of his old band for being a shit singer.
gre5551 3 weeks ago
@gre5551 and now he's in one of the most successful current boybands in the UK.. bet the old band are loving that.
pinkiepants100 3 weeks ago
@pinkiepants100 he got lucky, he cant sing for shit
gre5551 3 weeks ago
@gre5551 I agree he got lucky, he can't sing well enough to be a solo artist, and Cheryl Cole shows that you don't need to be able to sing well to be in a band.. but he can sing at least better than the average person, otherwise he wouldn't have been in the band.
pinkiepants100 3 weeks ago
Was loving this until you brought One Direction into it.. too far.
Kellie2010x 3 weeks ago
you are genuinely hilarious. but one direction are kind of great... sooo ...
kaylamorningstar 1 month ago
i fucking love you
threesacrowdful 1 month ago
Put on this really cheesy accent in the hope that girls will love me because I am frankie cakozza and I have tattos on my arse come and vote for me! HAHAHAHA jack you had me in stitches:)
bethanygeorgiaa 1 month ago
Don't watch tele then, simple.
AshleyJOfficial 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You forgot TOWIE
Pepps360 1 month ago
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LMAO , there's no black one direction
MsRandomette 1 month ago
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LMAO , there's no black one direction
MsRandomette 1 month ago
LMAO , there's no black one direction
MsRandomette 1 month ago
:0 ED SHEERAN :D I'm In love all over again
AbbyLeeWhite 1 month ago
liked this vid until one direction ;o love them :D
ILOVEAUSTINMAHONEYAY 1 month ago 4
@ILOVEAUSTINMAHONEYAY sadact
DavidgeFX 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I agree with everyone except one direction but your the only youtuber that makes me lol :)
Iloveyou1781 1 month ago 3
ahah! dumb ass girls raging at the one direction slag off... just cant handle the truth, and love how Eddy Sheery is at the end
iiWahidOo 1 month ago
:D omg omg omFg ed sheeran he's my fave singer EVER I especially luv his song drunk ;P
Btw awesome vid I'm subscribing (4 2 reasons :
1. Bcuz ur awesome
2. Coz ed sed
mrzlolzer101 1 month ago
The sheep bit HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
raachiie 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
WRONG DIRECTION!!
callumfromekr 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@comleyyy gender doesnt matter about how funny you are......
DemiKS3 1 month ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
Was actually laughing until you started slagging off One Direction, just no, don't do that oh and Frankie Cocozza.
JadeMcgivern1995 1 month ago 2
Slag off different types of parents!! Over protective , etc!!!!
CityBoundMusic 1 month ago
I fucking love one direction, but i haven't a problem with you slagging them off because it's, well it's you + your from Norwich. shweeeet.
thegeorgialara1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
YOU BASTARD !!!! 1D ROCKS
theawesomness12345 1 month ago
I couldnt imagine having an argument with you,fucking hell
GibboHD 1 month ago
funny,untill you said stff about tulisa,TOO FAR.
awsomepeople1000 1 month ago
@comleyyy um,how do you know that all girls are not funny? you only know of yourself and the people around you and celebrities.Jenna marbles is hilarious.many of female's are,so sit the fuck down,because you dont know the world.psshh.
sonicraybum 1 month ago
i live in norwich!!!
Sllurpe 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
all true apart from Tulisa and One Direction! but your hilarious:L!
lilemissR 2 months ago
ALL TRUE! - especially emmerdale - BUT NOT ONE DIRECTION! i'll let you off thought because your hilarious!
TheChewyGirl 2 months ago
All truu apart from One Direction!!!x
Barbie2000xxx 2 months ago
OMG, so true of female comedians. AHHH ... SO TRUE :')
sleekchick76 2 months ago
Mmm One Direction<3 Oh well, still love you JaackMaate:)
MissMolly200 2 months ago
ture that pokemon was class wen we wer younger now there all shit!
MrAaronOReilly 2 months ago
that really high pitched sigh towards the end made me laugh the most i think hahaha
GabStaarr 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
You're getting fat. And your chin looks like you have a second tongue wedged under your bottom lip. Gormless
MrEricsShin 2 months ago
Emmerdale= Farmville in reality, it's there but nobody gives a shit.
CHepplesx 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate 2
RayWilliamJohnson IS NOT SHIT!
AbgailGroves1996d 2 months ago
NOT ONE DIRECTION!
cutevanilla17 2 months ago
@cutevanilla17 its a fucking joke..get the fuck over it. I agree 10000000%
sonjaxo17 2 months ago
I love home alone....
Anwannn 2 months ago
Female comedians excluding Miranda Hart and Sarah Millican....
guitarrox01 2 months ago
@guitarrox01 Andi Osho...
xZeRoEcho 2 months ago
@guitarrox01 sarah millican is the most annoying bitch there is
austsb 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
One direction OMG there awsome <3
Melissaw3211 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
X Factor: funny, Frankie: funny again but pushing it. One Direction: TOO FAR
sophi3walsh3 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 36
at 2:17 what is he doing with his hand :)
sullyboy1100 2 months ago
omg last bit! ed sheeran is my like hero. you have succeded in joining him.
hayleyclare97 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
@kandiipandii pfft, fuck off.
WhosTheDaddyHD 2 months ago
Ed didn't look very comfortable telling us what to do.
oldfashionedcats 2 months ago
like the shaun the sheep in the background
82jacob82 2 months ago
does anyone know the dubstep song being played in the dubstep cat video?
charliechan12 2 months ago
I think your'e hilarious, but DO NOT dis Frankie Cocozza, One Direction or Justin Bieber.
Kath5550123 2 months ago
DO NOT listen to @Kath5550123's comment
poohhardy11 2 months ago
i saw a comedian the other day she was female started talking about how mank her fanny was....ledgend
madhattercam 2 months ago
I loved this video, but then you said you didn't like one direction, i hated it.
laaurrenox 2 months ago
u are gay, right?
ExxSportZ 2 months ago
I actually went to see that cat video, but the video had been removed.
jamesstruthers99 2 months ago
as if you just said that about pokemon, go roll up in a ball and die
mAzzrEDT 2 months ago
1:11 Finally someone with some sense!
liam1060 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
I'd rather have a cold, forever, than watch ... (doesn't even bother finishing)... lol
gdwhat 3 months ago
i just love you
micayoungX 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
I actually did think that female comedians are shit, and I am female. :P
YodellingPalmtrees 3 months ago
bumberclat
joshisabadman 3 months ago
So. I love you. xD
TheRandomDork 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
only thing i didnt like is the bit about tulisa i love her <3
iamminimoreland 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
Bring back Hitler, get rid of them. THAT IS THE QUOTE OF THE CENTURY.
MissBebeDrew 3 months ago 58
i love it how he has a big photo wall and then he has one photo down the bottom
tizzo1999 3 months ago 2
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bring back hitler , get rid of them , as if justin bieber isnt bad enoguh :P your material is genius
DJChronicFlows 3 months ago
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DJChronicFlows 3 months ago
like for shaun the sheep :D
EmmKaii3 3 months ago
This is so funny it makes me cry!
DefyingGravityNAYA 3 months ago
i like how he's got Olly Murs playing in the background yet on the side there's a video by him called 'CHART MUSIC IS AWFUL!'
hennyM5 3 months ago
@Apriaz shes a tv presenter not a comedian but to be fair she is hilarious.
EzzLovesBieber 3 months ago
1. one direction I FUCKING LOVE YOU. ONE DIRECTION ARE JUST SHIT.
missmahony1 3 months ago
bring hitler back, kill them all!
Jack is hilarious and absolutley fucking legendary!<3
YourLittleChloe 3 months ago
song? <3
nassondasilva 3 months ago
i fucking love one direction, but youre too funny ;D <3
missemilyduffield 3 months ago in playlist Series Two.
i hate katie price tooooo;D!
fucking hate her so much:|!
btw jack.
your a fucking legand♥.
LoveeYouuChristianB 3 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
Ha you're so funny
Daftwizz 3 months ago
I have never wanted to slap you more in my life and I don't mean that in a kinky way.
loopylujane 3 months ago
the creator of pokemon is dead :(
nilelg5 3 months ago
@nilelg5 say whaaaat?
TheNextMangaKing 3 months ago
u said how bad xfactor was and the advertisement on the right was win tickets to see x factor live i lolled..
UrbanDJAM 3 months ago
1. To be fair have u not seen catherine tate, andi oshi , joe brand? there hilerious to be honest have u got a fanny cus ur not funny
2. i dnt wnna see shit everyweek so yeh im not guna subscribe.
3. home alone =classic ,eastenders = good for people who work
4. the news is that quick but have u not seen this video one after one, another peice of shit after another.
5. ur an adult fuck off with pokemon and u sed bulbasaur, charmander neither having mon on the end why u adding mon to it. IDIOT
hollylucockx 3 months ago
@hollylucockx
TheNextMangaKing 3 months ago
tv is anti-Christ, thats whats wrong with it. it promotes the wrong messages and its filled with filth.
PkMeo 3 months ago
Female Comedian: Ellen DeGeneres, Nuff said.
Apriaz 3 months ago
More vids please Jack :) So funny on Dirty Digest!
Karlzburgg 3 months ago
"Tulisa judging talent is almost like getting Ian Huntley to host fucking children in need" ahahhaha
chloemillband96 3 months ago
You on Dirty Digest last night
Woman " do you think cher's fit"
JaackMaate; FIT, i'm an 18 year old boy not even I could masturbate to that, and i could masturbate to anything. Have you seen her face? LEGEND MATE! <3
ShweetBabii 3 months ago
"That was absolutely fantastic."
That was...... absolutely fantastic. ._.
rabbitsrock07 3 months ago
used to be good not anymore no chance :L
OhHaiMadzehh 3 months ago
Amazun! xD
epiccommenter12 3 months ago
Lol
yonicohen7 3 months ago
2:58 - PHAHAHAHAHA xD
antarcticmonkey13 3 months ago
I do love one direction I am obsest tbf but I gotta say I still love this boy man what ever u wanna call him I just think he I's a legend tbf LOVE YOU JACK xxxx
shanedawson1515 3 months ago
Your accent's amazing :D
Salabal07 4 months ago
So adorable and high pitched <3
KirstylovesJade 4 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
I think it just peeped. 'Getting Tulisa to jude talent is like getting ian huntley to host children in need.' God you're a legend.
niknac100 4 months ago
Jack you're such a cunt but I love you!!
TwistedMakeUp 4 months ago
I served One Direction the other day. Didn't know who the fuck they were and just stood there wondering who are these cheeky teenagers trying to get me to give them free shit. Then they left and one of my coworkers comes up to me going 'OMG DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST SERVED!?!'... no but now that I do, I'm glad I told them to get lost
undergroundalcoholsi 4 months ago 2
@undergroundalcoholsi legend
sonjaxo17 2 months ago
xxxxx
xkirstxx1 4 months ago
TangoDown456 4 months ago
Frankie cocoza quoted " I'd shag anything with a pulse" so he'd technically shag his mum...nice.
Narwhalsss 4 months ago
THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR GREASY FLOP GETS ME OVERWHELMED
seasonsisters100 4 months ago
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LIKE NOBODY ELSE
seasonsisters100 4 months ago
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD
seasonsisters100 4 months ago
i actually love you.
marry me?
hatehatehate one direction! liam payne needs to be attacked with a lime.
raacchelable 4 months ago
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sammiebuddy 4 months ago
LOL
Ambeeakayellowrocks 4 months ago
ONE DIRECTION RULE ! :D
Crumbleheazle 4 months ago
Do you like Family Guy :D ??
Crumbleheazle 4 months ago
OMG your halloween video made it to youtube homepage and you made it private!!!!!!!!!!!
sammiebuddy 4 months ago
How the hell can you DISLIKE JAACKMAATE !!
ethan844 4 months ago
Some one was watching QI the other night xD
Ipodstufzz 4 months ago
rwj is number one subcribed but my god your a funny guy
oldjeff100 4 months ago
After this clip (especially after the Tulissa bit), I just became a HUGE fan!!!!
"I have got tatooes on my aaaass, come and vote for meehee!"
LEGENDARY!!!
tbabaeniyan 4 months ago 25
Johnny on X Factor... HE SOUNDS LIKE A PEDOPHILE!
iLoorveMrMerrygold 4 months ago in playlist More videos from JaackMaate
:O Dawn French though!! She's so funny!! But you are so right about the other ones. :@
Sparkleslovestosmile 4 months ago
I was proper shocked when you said one direction.
eitak1190 4 months ago
@eitak1190 To be honest, One Direction are shit, though. Cannot be denied.
APotatoAndItsCat 4 months ago
you don.
musicplusisobelll 4 months ago
Are you a girl?
Because you are not funny
uprising911guides 4 months ago
@uprising911guides You have no sence of humour because jaakemaate is so funny
ACEofLiMiiTzZ 4 months ago
female comedians make me cringe.
and im a girl...
klaraalilliee 4 months ago
Thank you *so* much. Four of my best friends are non-stop talking about one direction. It's nice to hear someone rant about them like that. Rest of the video was ace, also.
WatchKatieFail 4 months ago
ahahahaha i love 1D But dat ws so funny n d bit bout emerdle ..bahahahh love him !!!!!!!
niamh2k11xxx 4 months ago
Love the shaun the sheep picture in the background "... Let's all bleat with Shaun the Sheep..." :)
StrabaneGoth 4 months ago