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  • I would actually love to see Ian Huntley host children in need.

  • dubstep kitty! ;D

  • ed sheeran at the end, yum.

  • He look's a little bit like Niall Horan from One Direction..

  • You can't hate One Direction. You have never met them. You can hate their music but not them. Just no.

  • 3:05 ...... yeah todaly agree on that one, you know they made a pokemon modled after garbage ( Trubbish, and in little leters next to the name " Trash bag pokemon") realy nintendo ARE YOU KIDING ME ....... TRASH BAG POKEMON .... it's just to sad

  • i know you said you hate one direction .. but you kinda look like Niall.. the blonde Irish one

  • 66 PEOPLE ARE WOMEN COMEDIANS

  • i agree with the Katie price..

  • you should have went into more detail about adverts 

  • shit ads i AGREE :)

  • this is hilarious

  • RayWilliamJohnson has 5 million subscribers, you have 17,000 ffs.. Its barely shit..

  • @littlenelmo3 Bumlick.

  • @littlenelmo3 Its opinion... if u like dry humor, watch him

  • OMG THE POKEMON BIT :')

  • you remind me of every comedian i have ever heard of!!

  • I love one direction but i must admit that was really funny:')

  • haha your hilarious, even though i love one direction i still laughed at what you said :L

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  • This is JaackMaate, I've just started a new rapping channel as I need a way to past the time and piss you guys off more! Nah I'm kidding I just want to show you guys more more passionate side! If you could like comment and subscribe and give me feedback it would be great, I know you might think I'm bad but no one starts good! Cheers guys it really means a lot to me :) Please try and spread this channel I hope to get it as big as my others :) <3 you! By the way please thumbs up this comment!

  • The only bloody direction 1 direction is going in is anal

  • OMFG Ed Sheeran at the end?! :D

  • LOL @ The Home alone bit :D They still play that every sunday, annoys me so much. Jack you're hilarious x ::P

  • Please move the random picture in the background and put it in line with the others. 

  • RWJ: TOO FAR

  • I think you're funny but when you do the sexist jokes it kinda ruins it for me :/

  • I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING. One Direction make me want to punch kittens.

  • the amount of likes on the top comments reflects how unfortunately you are attracting the same people that one direction does, man :(

  • Love one direction and frankie cocozza, so a bit pissed off when you made fun of them, but the rest of the video was funny :)

  • you're hilarious, but you ruined it when you said one direction, my favorite boy band. I'll still watch your videos though, nonetheless.

  • One Direction, maaaahn how i wish i could burn all of them...along with Black Veil Brides.

  • I love ur accent

  • one direction other direction...made me die.

  • the fact you can insult my favourite boy band and im crying at it. fair play to you man.

  • Ur amazing dude x fuck ur cool

  • these girls at my school (in america) threw a birthday party for harry styles. the baked him a f***ing CAKE!

  • "Worst thing about it, my nan loves it"

    Omg mine too! So annoying

    "And so does your nan"

    O.O.

  • your videos were good until u insulted rwj now im just not watching the rest of ur vids

  • I usually love your videos, but then you insulted One direction and Frankie... :L

  • One Direction are awesome. And there is no black one. So HA! but anyway, you're entitled to your own oppinion, not gonna say anything else.

  • Some of this I agree with and found funny, some just plain cuntish. The female comedian thing.. true, they're not as funny as male comedians, but really, Loose Women? They're not comedians, they're just a bunch of gobshite women saying stupid irrelevant things and calling it a programme. And 'clean please'.. really?! Sexist comments are just low and unfunny. Also, as people have already stated, you missed out the most obvious thing - TOWIE, who have the collective IQ of a brain-damaged goldfish.

  • @pinkiepants100 LOL! Yes! Definately TOWIE! He missed TOWIE! That should've been number 1!

  • haha the 'other one' went to my school, he was thrown out of his old band for being a shit singer.

  • @gre5551 and now he's in one of the most successful current boybands in the UK.. bet the old band are loving that.

  • @pinkiepants100 he got lucky, he cant sing for shit

  • @gre5551 I agree he got lucky, he can't sing well enough to be a solo artist, and Cheryl Cole shows that you don't need to be able to sing well to be in a band.. but he can sing at least better than the average person, otherwise he wouldn't have been in the band.

  • Was loving this until you brought One Direction into it.. too far.

  • you are genuinely hilarious. but one direction are kind of great... sooo ...

  • i fucking love you

  • Put on this really cheesy accent in the hope that girls will love me because I am frankie cakozza and I have tattos on my arse come and vote for me! HAHAHAHA jack you had me in stitches:)

  • Don't watch tele then, simple.

  • You forgot TOWIE

  • LMAO , there's no black one direction

  • :0 ED SHEERAN :D I'm In love all over again

  • liked this vid until one direction ;o love them :D

  • I agree with everyone except one direction but your the only youtuber that makes me lol :)

  • ahah! dumb ass girls raging at the one direction slag off... just cant handle the truth, and love how Eddy Sheery is at the end

  • :D omg omg omFg ed sheeran he's my fave singer EVER I especially luv his song drunk ;P

    Btw awesome vid I'm subscribing (4 2 reasons :

    1. Bcuz ur awesome

    2. Coz ed sed

  • The sheep bit HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • WRONG DIRECTION!!

  • @comleyyy gender doesnt matter about how funny you are......

  • Was actually laughing until you started slagging off One Direction, just no, don't do that oh and Frankie Cocozza.

  • Slag off different types of parents!! Over protective , etc!!!!

  • I fucking love one direction, but i haven't a problem with you slagging them off because it's, well it's you + your from Norwich. shweeeet.

  • YOU BASTARD !!!! 1D ROCKS

  • I couldnt imagine having an argument with you,fucking hell

  • funny,untill you said stff about tulisa,TOO FAR.

  • @comleyyy um,how do you know that all girls are not funny? you only know of yourself and the people around you and celebrities.Jenna marbles is hilarious.many of female's are,so sit the fuck down,because you dont know the world.psshh.

  • i live in norwich!!!

  • all true apart from Tulisa and One Direction! but your hilarious:L!

  • ALL TRUE! - especially emmerdale - BUT NOT ONE DIRECTION! i'll let you off thought because your hilarious!

  • All truu apart from One Direction!!!x

  • OMG, so true of female comedians. AHHH ... SO TRUE :')

  • Mmm One Direction<3 Oh well, still love you JaackMaate:)

  • ture that pokemon was class wen we wer younger now there all shit!

  • that really high pitched sigh towards the end made me laugh the most i think hahaha

  • You're getting fat. And your chin looks like you have a second tongue wedged under your bottom lip. Gormless

  • Emmerdale= Farmville in reality, it's there but nobody gives a shit.

  • RayWilliamJohnson IS NOT SHIT!

  • NOT ONE DIRECTION!

  • @cutevanilla17 its a fucking joke..get the fuck over it. I agree 10000000%

  • I love home alone....

  • Female comedians excluding Miranda Hart and Sarah Millican....

  • @guitarrox01 Andi Osho...

  • @guitarrox01 sarah millican is the most annoying bitch there is

  • One direction OMG there awsome <3

  • X Factor: funny, Frankie: funny again but pushing it. One Direction: TOO FAR

  • at 2:17 what is he doing with his hand :)

  • omg last bit! ed sheeran is my like hero. you have succeded in joining him.

  • @kandiipandii pfft, fuck off.

  • Ed didn't look very comfortable telling us what to do. 

  • like the shaun the sheep in the background

  • does anyone know the dubstep song being played in the dubstep cat video?

  • I think your'e hilarious, but DO NOT dis Frankie Cocozza, One Direction or Justin Bieber.

  •  DO NOT listen to @Kath5550123's comment

  • i saw a comedian the other day she was female started talking about how mank her fanny was....ledgend

  • I loved this video, but then you said you didn't like one direction, i hated it.

  • u are gay, right?

  • I actually went to see that cat video, but the video had been removed.

  • as if you just said that about pokemon, go roll up in a ball and die

  • 1:11 Finally someone with some sense!

  • I'd rather have a cold, forever, than watch ... (doesn't even bother finishing)... lol

  • i just love you

  • I actually did think that female comedians are shit, and I am female. :P

  • bumberclat

  • So. I love you. xD

  • only thing i didnt like is the bit about tulisa i love her <3

  • Bring back Hitler, get rid of them. THAT IS THE QUOTE OF THE CENTURY.

  • i love it how he has a big photo wall and then he has one photo down the bottom

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  • like for shaun the sheep :D

  • This is so funny it makes me cry!

  • i like how he's got Olly Murs playing in the background yet on the side there's a video by him called 'CHART MUSIC IS AWFUL!'

  • @Apriaz shes a tv presenter not a comedian but to be fair she is hilarious.

  • 1. one direction I FUCKING LOVE YOU. ONE DIRECTION ARE JUST SHIT.

  • bring hitler back, kill them all!

    Jack is hilarious and absolutley fucking legendary!<3

  • song? <3

  • i fucking love one direction, but youre too funny ;D <3

  • i hate katie price tooooo;D!

    fucking hate her so much:|!

    btw jack.

    your a fucking legand♥.

  • Ha you're so funny

  • I have never wanted to slap you more in my life and I don't mean that in a kinky way.

  • the creator of pokemon is dead :(

  • @nilelg5 say whaaaat?

  • u said how bad xfactor was and the advertisement on the right was win tickets to see x factor live i lolled..

  • 1. To be fair have u not seen catherine tate, andi oshi , joe brand? there hilerious to be honest have u got a fanny cus ur not funny

    2. i dnt wnna see shit everyweek so yeh im not guna subscribe.

    3. home alone =classic ,eastenders = good for people who work

    4. the news is that quick but have u not seen this video one after one, another peice of shit after another.

    5. ur an adult fuck off with pokemon and u sed bulbasaur, charmander neither having mon on the end why u adding mon to it. IDIOT

  • tv is anti-Christ, thats whats wrong with it. it promotes the wrong messages and its filled with filth.

  • Female Comedian: Ellen DeGeneres, Nuff said.

  • More vids please Jack :) So funny on Dirty Digest!

  • "Tulisa judging talent is almost like getting Ian Huntley to host fucking children in need" ahahhaha

  • You on Dirty Digest last night

    Woman " do you think cher's fit"

    JaackMaate; FIT, i'm an 18 year old boy not even I could masturbate to that, and i could masturbate to anything. Have you seen her face? LEGEND MATE! <3

  • "That was absolutely fantastic."

    That was...... absolutely fantastic. ._.

  • used to be good not anymore no chance :L

  • Amazun! xD

  • Lol

  • 2:58 - PHAHAHAHAHA xD

  • I do love one direction I am obsest tbf but I gotta say I still love this boy man what ever u wanna call him I just think he I's a legend tbf LOVE YOU JACK xxxx

  • Your accent's amazing :D

  • So adorable and high pitched <3

  • I think it just peeped. 'Getting Tulisa to jude talent is like getting ian huntley to host children in need.' God you're a legend.

  • Jack you're such a cunt but I love you!!

  • I served One Direction the other day. Didn't know who the fuck they were and just stood there wondering who are these cheeky teenagers trying to get me to give them free shit. Then they left and one of my coworkers comes up to me going 'OMG DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU JUST SERVED!?!'... no but now that I do, I'm glad I told them to get lost

  • xxxxx

  • 10: itv 9: itv 8: itv (of course other channels) 7: itv (of course other channels) 6: itv 5: itv 4 (c)itv 3: itv 2: itv 1: itv (came from bgt) moral of the story: fuck itv
  • Frankie cocoza quoted " I'd shag anything with a pulse" so he'd technically shag his mum...nice.

  • THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR GREASY FLOP GETS ME OVERWHELMED

  • BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD

  • i actually love you.

    marry me?

    hatehatehate one direction! liam payne needs to be attacked with a lime.

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  • LOL

  • ONE DIRECTION RULE ! :D

  • Do you like Family Guy :D ??

  • OMG your halloween video made it to youtube homepage and you made it private!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • How the hell can you DISLIKE JAACKMAATE !!

  • Some one was watching QI the other night xD

  • rwj is number one subcribed but my god your a funny guy

  • After this clip (especially after the Tulissa bit), I just became a HUGE fan!!!!

    "I have got tatooes on my aaaass, come and vote for meehee!"

    LEGENDARY!!!

  • Johnny on X Factor... HE SOUNDS LIKE A PEDOPHILE!

  • :O Dawn French though!! She's so funny!! But you are so right about the other ones. :@

  • I was proper shocked when you said one direction.

  • @eitak1190 To be honest, One Direction are shit, though. Cannot be denied.

  • you don.

  • Are you a girl?

    Because you are not funny

  • @uprising911guides You have no sence of humour because jaakemaate is so funny

  • female comedians make me cringe.

    and im a girl...

  • Thank you *so* much. Four of my best friends are non-stop talking about one direction. It's nice to hear someone rant about them like that. Rest of the video was ace, also. 

  • ahahahaha i love 1D But dat ws so funny n d bit bout emerdle ..bahahahh love him !!!!!!!

  • Love the shaun the sheep picture in the background "... Let's all bleat with Shaun the Sheep..." :)