I am a Christian and I thought this was hilarious, no the Lord Jesus would not cuse(sigh), but if anyone has ever seen the Comedy Central special on Sam Kinison the main point of this was on WIVES NOT THE LORD, his point is that wives can/would complain about anything and everything even complain about the Lord dying on the cross for all of our sins and being gone for three days until his revival. The Lord has a sense of humor.
@MYNAMEISLEGION7 You're a christian?? You're an semi delusional.. The lord has a sense of humor? Holy Shit!! Find a rubber room man!! How do you function in today's reality??
@718SOLID U_U Would not a simple question about why I believe that this was hilarious be asked instead of personal attacks that are so prevalent.in YouTube. I am very open to discussion and I am sick and tired of Christians being thought of as judgemental, holyier-than-thou, tyrants that don't allow people to drink even sips of alcohol. I am not perfect and ever since I received the Holy Spirit from God whom I love so much he showed me that what's in our hearts is more than the outside
@MYNAMEISLEGION7 I'm not going to get in a religious debate with you, I could give you 100 reasons why Christians (Vast Majority) are nothing but trouble. Religion as a whole is nothing but trouble.
@718SOLID Debate? I don't want to get into a debate with you If anyone wants to believe in the Lord, great, if they do not then it too is their right to hate him just the same. I just want to know why you believe that Christians are trouble and why you called me a psycho, This my come as a shocker, but I too believe that religion is ridiculous and nothing but trouble. I have fully read the New Testament and man created religion/culture not God because of man's desire to be complete
@SweetBabyJay84 Nah. George Carlin. Anthony Jeselnik. Ricky Gervais. David Cross. Mitch Hedberg. Sam is in the mix, but def not "the best hands down." A close one, tho =)
You don't have to "buy" Jesus' "story". You are invited to love Him. If you do, then you will ask not what He can do for you, but rather what you can do for Him! Everyone else is shopping for their self-gratification. Doesn't everyone in the world do that?
I remember seeing this when it originally aired on HBO. I was in high school at the time. I can't believe that Carlos Mencia stole this bit from Kinison. If only Kinison were alive today. He would be teaching alot of people how it's really done.
Mrs. Jesus. What a concept! She would have reacted the same way if he'd left on Friday night and told her he had to go to work for the next three days, which is pretty much what he did.
@CoolerKing37 really? so kinison has been around for quite a while then (pardon me if he has since passed) i'm going to have to just do some research on him i suppose.
Alright no need to bash each others religions or beliefs or whatever. Everyone thinks different things, and it's really annoying to have someone generalize and stereotype everyone based on the actions of a small percentage of people. Stop trying to ruin our experience from the video with ignorant, hateful comments.
About religion many years ago I went to jail for a drunk driving and what I saw in jail opened my eyes to religion. It turned out that 99.9% of the guys that walked around all day long preaching the "Lords Name" and the biggest Holy Rollers the ones who always were trying to lead prayer groups were in jail for guess what CHILD MOLESTATION. Thats right the ones who preached loudest and longest were BABY RAPERS. So beware the ones who pray loudly on the street corners and on TV and radio. BEWARE!!
as always, no respect for the true christians who helped to found this great country, obviously, another form of putting the ideals of christianity down to the lowest form of hell...., it won't work. we will prevail under Gods LEADERSHIP....
@roadfog1957 as always, a misinformed Christian trying to own something not rightly theirs..
Your country was formed by people who knew the dangers of religion and deliberately kept religion separate from state. If your forefathers were 'true' Christians, then the rest of you are fanatics!
You do realise that Thomas Jefferson was a fan of philosophy and the enlightenment? And not the soft American version, but the hard line European version. You should read his letters..
@Hocould1 go preach to your choir, nobody here cares what you think. but just one thing, if he never matured past middle school than how the hell would he have become a preacher? see, poked a huge hole in your logic
@wykidd681 i'm an atheist haha. i'm saying that in the process of constructing the bible the delegates at the time actually voted on which books went into it... not very divine eh?
@Hardsacker Yeah, he's gone, killed by a drunk driver as he was driving to do a show in Reno. His brother, Bill, tells the story on a DVD put together after Sam's death. It's quite a story.
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Yeah I'm not even a Christian, and I find this offensive. I mean it's not even that witty, it's really rather moronic. I could come up with better material along the same lines, and comedy isn't even my career. Pfft, calling you people simple minded would be a compliment.
to all u tht dont think tht he wasnt respectful to chritianity he was and i kno this how becuase he is my family he is my uncles uncle so u guys can shove it kk.....
What makes this so friggen funny is the fact that, as far as we know, Jesus didn't have a wife. And if he had, think about the normal woman and her reaction to her husband being gone for 3 days over the weekend! Not gonna be good!! Sam was a preacher, and had turned his life around at the end. His moment of "secular" living, made him lots of money and millions laugh!!
why must every comedy sketch I watch have religious battles in the comments, Nobody has the right to judge someone else, a sinner cannot judge another sinner, we are all sinners and we find our own path to God, some people avoid a path and that is still their decision. the comments are for you to talk about the video!!! that is it!! go somewhere else to have a debate I just want to enjoy Kinison!!
Jesus isn't the first fictional historical character to rise from a grave, being born from a virgin, bla, bla, bla. There are some VEEERYY similar stories before jesus. This one got noticed better then the other ones. Do research and you'l see.
@MrDaZe5 Read the accounts from Roman history, and you will see that Jesus was NOT a "fictional" character. You may want to believe that, and it takes a certain amount of faith to disbelieve reality.
SAM THE ALMIGHTY SAM. Changed my life forever when i saw this at 15 years old on HBO. Get a sense of humour and love this man. Richard Pryor(the second) Lenny Bruce the first. Sam Kinison the ONLY. Crying while I write this but any one who knows comedy or performed it. knows i'm fucking right. This is the the man who changed our pop culture forever like it or not! Gone but NEVER FORGOTTEN. WE LOVE YOU SAM KINISON. GOD BLESS YOU
Guys , I am Christian, and I do belive this is meant to be funny. I understand that soem aren't christian. To you who are insulting christianity:
"Shut up! Just because you disagree doesn't mean ypu have to be dick"
To those who are christians and are mad:
"Yeah, it may mock our religion but if you dont like it, walk away from the video and dont be posting shit that other people will start arguing with you online like some 12 year-old bitch"
Strangely appropriate viewing on a Good Friday for an educated, modern Christian, like Sam was. It's hilariously funny, but shows a real cultural understanding of the effects of the Easter story and Christianity on modern America
And RIP Mr. Kininson, you were taken too soon. What happened to the drunk driver that killed you?
@MySisterILove How in hell did God kill Sam Kinison??? A drunk driver killed him and he wasn't wearing his seat belt! Damn! The things God gets blamed for!!
@PhantomGamer100 sorry, mind of steel, so your so called attempt to offend me failed. and I wont even curse back, because I'm over that stuff ^^ time to grow up ^^
Kinesons jokes about gay men was that no one should care about AIDS cause only gays were dying. Thats sick. Had he replaced that word with Jews Christians Muslims, Puerto Ricans Blacks Women or any other part of the human community all of you would have wanted him out but gay men are sub human to you and thats why your input about this is garbage.
Wow, it never ceases to amaze me how uppity & over-sensitive people get over a comic routine. On one hand we have the bible-thumping religious zealots who believe what they were brainwashed to believe since birth. Yes... you were BRAINWASHED. You were told daily that there is a god & you went to church regularly to enforce that information. David Koresh did the same thing. So have many others before & since. Try thinking for yourselves for once. I know it'll be hard, but give it a shot.
On the other hand, we have homos pissin & moanin because Sam made jokes about gays. It's JUST A FUCKIN JOKE!! If you can take a dick up the ass, you damn sure can take a joke! Get over yourselves people. Pull up your big boy/big girl underoos & see the humor in life. Life is one big joke. And if we don't laugh at it more, we're gonna miss the whole thing. Back to you so-called christians.. if you're on here spouting negativity, you're not being a good christian. Food for thought.
On the other hand, we have homos pissin & moanin because Sam made jokes about gays. It's JUST A FUCKIN JOKE!! If you can take a dick up the ass, you damn sure can take a joke! Get over yourselves people. Pull up your big boy/big girl underoos & see the humor in life. Life is one big joke. And if we don't laugh at it more, we're gonna miss the whole thing. Back to you so-called christians.. if you're on here spouting negativity, you're not being a good christian. Food for thought.
@NY1love He said "if you can take a dick up the ass, you can damn sure take a joke." That is verbadum from Ralphie May's performance at "Da Big Black Comedy Show."
@sonic371 OMG are you serious????? f**king Ralphie May was a f**king baby when Sam Kinison was doing his jokes. Learn a f**king time line you total waist of space! I may not agree with everything Sam Kinison said or did but geeze he WAS the original.
@Leilyloo For the second time in two days, he said "If you can take a dick up the ass you can damn sure take a joke." That is a line from Ralphie May's performance at "Da Big Black Comedy Show". Learn what you are talking about before you make comments overlaced with profainity and grammar errors, child.
@sonic371 One more thing... it's profanity. NOT profainity. Again, the red underline should have clued you in. And if you're going to speak about grammar, then the proper word would be "grammatical" based on your sentence structure. "Grammatical errors" or "errors in grammar." And "overlaced"... not even a word in the English language.
haha, just watched this one on netflix
uhsfilmcrew 3 days ago
I am a Christian and I thought this was hilarious, no the Lord Jesus would not cuse(sigh), but if anyone has ever seen the Comedy Central special on Sam Kinison the main point of this was on WIVES NOT THE LORD, his point is that wives can/would complain about anything and everything even complain about the Lord dying on the cross for all of our sins and being gone for three days until his revival. The Lord has a sense of humor.
MYNAMEISLEGION7 3 weeks ago
@MYNAMEISLEGION7 You're a christian?? You're an semi delusional.. The lord has a sense of humor? Holy Shit!! Find a rubber room man!! How do you function in today's reality??
flya750 1 week ago
@MYNAMEISLEGION7 psycho
718SOLID 4 days ago
@718SOLID U_U Would not a simple question about why I believe that this was hilarious be asked instead of personal attacks that are so prevalent.in YouTube. I am very open to discussion and I am sick and tired of Christians being thought of as judgemental, holyier-than-thou, tyrants that don't allow people to drink even sips of alcohol. I am not perfect and ever since I received the Holy Spirit from God whom I love so much he showed me that what's in our hearts is more than the outside
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@MYNAMEISLEGION7 I'm not going to get in a religious debate with you, I could give you 100 reasons why Christians (Vast Majority) are nothing but trouble. Religion as a whole is nothing but trouble.
718SOLID 4 days ago
@718SOLID Debate? I don't want to get into a debate with you If anyone wants to believe in the Lord, great, if they do not then it too is their right to hate him just the same. I just want to know why you believe that Christians are trouble and why you called me a psycho, This my come as a shocker, but I too believe that religion is ridiculous and nothing but trouble. I have fully read the New Testament and man created religion/culture not God because of man's desire to be complete
MYNAMEISLEGION7 4 days ago in playlist Liked videos
@MYNAMEISLEGION7 ok im not a christion or for a fact i have no spoken religion but i get what your saying,
SlipupZach 4 days ago
@SlipupZach ^_^ Thank you. I would hope that people would ask questions instead of insulting each other because that does not get us anywhere.
MYNAMEISLEGION7 4 days ago in playlist Liked videos
Favorite kinison clip
airbournetrucker 3 weeks ago
Omg i love him
loveyou1444 3 weeks ago
Where can I find the entire show?
halo8au 3 weeks ago
Back under the bridge Sam. That's a good little troll.
hrsqsiest 1 month ago
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This fat fuck is not funny and never has been, he screams wow sooooooo funny...the scream is so old...done...who made this fuck funny?????...brutal.
ToddtheWitty 1 month ago
@ToddtheWitty a;hbvpaignpaoiefpeian your just fucking dumb
Tanzinzator 1 month ago
Funny as crap yet true ha ha ha ha ha
HeadBangerAust 1 month ago
Sam Kinison sounds a LOT like the vocalist for Municiapl Waste
TurtlesButtNaked 1 month ago
Today is his birthday he would have been 58 best comedian hands down
SweetBabyJay84 1 month ago
@SweetBabyJay84 Nah. George Carlin. Anthony Jeselnik. Ricky Gervais. David Cross. Mitch Hedberg. Sam is in the mix, but def not "the best hands down." A close one, tho =)
JesusFingeredBabies 3 weeks ago
@renfieldvonklauss
Merry Christmas!
andycjp 2 months ago
this guy used to scare the s#!% out of me when i was 5.
chyman 2 months ago
still the funniest man ever
pinkbug111 2 months ago 3
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this guy really needs to stop mumbling and speak up.
DrVonNostrand 2 months ago
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You don't have to "buy" Jesus' "story". You are invited to love Him. If you do, then you will ask not what He can do for you, but rather what you can do for Him! Everyone else is shopping for their self-gratification. Doesn't everyone in the world do that?
LLH97921 2 months ago
@poppieslittlejodie In Davey Jone's Locker
TabuuIntense 2 months ago
I don't consider myself religious or anything, but I have enough horse-sense not to make fun of Jesus. I wonder where 'ol Sam is now?
poppieslittlejodie 2 months ago
@poppieslittlejodie he is takin a dirt nap like all the other cold corpses 6ft under
snoopyprobing 2 months ago
sam you woke us up brother
Endisnigh666 3 months ago
98 people are butthurt Christians. U mad religionfags?
UninsaneRocker 3 months ago 2
r.i.p
RIPROKU 3 months ago
Wasn't very good ,just screamed a lot .
SuperMaxpower007 3 months ago
I remember seeing this when it originally aired on HBO. I was in high school at the time. I can't believe that Carlos Mencia stole this bit from Kinison. If only Kinison were alive today. He would be teaching alot of people how it's really done.
nikto45 3 months ago
the 80s had great comedians! nobody is like this now.
nissansentraglx 3 months ago
@nissansentraglx Agreed,they are all far too worried about getting tv deals.
branmakmorn 3 months ago in playlist random stuff playlist.
@nissansentraglx DOUG STANHOPE!!
newrealization12 2 months ago
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SuperMegaUberGenius 3 months ago
Ik wut u mean he died at 38 WAAAAAAAAAAAAY 2 young
PRSguy97 3 months ago
I miss Sam. He departed way to soon.
MYRWX 3 months ago 2
This guy is hilarious.So sucks that he died
sallygirl2066 4 months ago
Well not that it ruined ur weekend or anything but I was DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!
PRSguy97 4 months ago
Absolutely love this clip and most of his stuff.
carolinepickens 4 months ago
Mrs. Jesus. What a concept! She would have reacted the same way if he'd left on Friday night and told her he had to go to work for the next three days, which is pretty much what he did.
ChipArgyle 4 months ago
Anyone ever notice he looked like Mama Fratelli but talked like Chunk?
theatlantisrise 4 months ago
There is tasteful humor, and there is tasteless humor.
utopiandesign 4 months ago
if he cut his hair, he'd be exactly like alex jones!
06livefast 4 months ago
Sam Kinison was a mocker of God, try mocking God and see how it works for you!
pearlman21 4 months ago
he sounds like hicks when he yells. first time hearing this, quite funny
mitchsmullet 4 months ago
@mitchsmullet Kinison was actually a big influence on Hicks, comedically. It's very apparent in a lot of early Hicks footage.
CoolerKing37 4 months ago
@CoolerKing37 really? so kinison has been around for quite a while then (pardon me if he has since passed) i'm going to have to just do some research on him i suppose.
mitchsmullet 4 months ago
This takes me back
Killroi99 4 months ago
Alright no need to bash each others religions or beliefs or whatever. Everyone thinks different things, and it's really annoying to have someone generalize and stereotype everyone based on the actions of a small percentage of people. Stop trying to ruin our experience from the video with ignorant, hateful comments.
MrPhaff1 4 months ago
@MrPhaff1 If you believe in god, just die trying to prove the existence of heaven
siddhart4 4 months ago
so funny.
mrronman2015 5 months ago
JOE ROGAN
TheEternalunrest 5 months ago 12
About religion many years ago I went to jail for a drunk driving and what I saw in jail opened my eyes to religion. It turned out that 99.9% of the guys that walked around all day long preaching the "Lords Name" and the biggest Holy Rollers the ones who always were trying to lead prayer groups were in jail for guess what CHILD MOLESTATION. Thats right the ones who preached loudest and longest were BABY RAPERS. So beware the ones who pray loudly on the street corners and on TV and radio. BEWARE!!
ericjkent 5 months ago 3
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LOL, you're were in FUCKING JAIL. What did you want to find? Superheroes that have been taken down by the Kingpin?
CrackThoseClaws 4 months ago
I love how he cracks when he says "I'm in a grave!". That actually made the joke funnier than it already was.
aceofdiamonds122 5 months ago 2
Looks like 90 people had their speakers on mute.
mikeHAWKfilms 5 months ago 21
@mikeHAWKfilms 98 people died and had to explain where they were to there wives
natethekill1 2 months ago
@natethekill1 Amen.
MrBeautifulba1 2 months ago
@mikeHAWKfilms Fuck man, my speakers were on blast son!
mark51397 3 days ago
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lol holy crap I think this mightve happend if jesus had a wife and guys lighten up ok cause even god has a sense of humor.
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Slayerkid16 5 months ago
as always, no respect for the true christians who helped to found this great country, obviously, another form of putting the ideals of christianity down to the lowest form of hell...., it won't work. we will prevail under Gods LEADERSHIP....
roadfog1957 5 months ago
@roadfog1957 i don't get what your saying
TheRealBlueLightning 5 months ago
@roadfog1957 I respect what he's saying, and I don't respect your "righteous" indignation. Please be quiet.
connorpatmore 5 months ago
@roadfog1957 oh shut up! No need to put Christians down, they do it them selfs with their idiotic beliefs and preaching.
wealthmaster71 5 months ago
@roadfog1957 America was founded as a secular nation. Just sayin' Also, this is fucking funny.
TheBoredProle 5 months ago
@roadfog1957 as always, a misinformed Christian trying to own something not rightly theirs..
Your country was formed by people who knew the dangers of religion and deliberately kept religion separate from state. If your forefathers were 'true' Christians, then the rest of you are fanatics!
You do realise that Thomas Jefferson was a fan of philosophy and the enlightenment? And not the soft American version, but the hard line European version. You should read his letters..
Muckymuckmuck 4 months ago
Even Archie Bunker wouldn't have said this.
sha11235 5 months ago
i respect him as a comedian and maybe in his time he was king, but i dont find him that funny, screaming gets old a little in his act
domintaor545 6 months ago
I miss this man. He made me laugh harder than I knew I could. RIP, Sammy
legster69 6 months ago 2
Hell*****
SkinPuff 6 months ago
You think you know he'll? WELL I WAS MARRIED FOR 2 FUCKIN YEARS AHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
SkinPuff 6 months ago
man, I miss Kinison...
ludwigking 6 months ago
F U C K I N G A W E S O M E !!
codern 6 months ago
Kinison--poor bastard never matured past middle school. HIs stuff was mostly pathetic and self-pitying.
Hocould1 6 months ago
@Hocould1 zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
CoolerKing37 6 months ago
@Hocould1 go preach to your choir, nobody here cares what you think. but just one thing, if he never matured past middle school than how the hell would he have become a preacher? see, poked a huge hole in your logic
woolfogg 6 months ago
@wykidd681 i'm an atheist haha. i'm saying that in the process of constructing the bible the delegates at the time actually voted on which books went into it... not very divine eh?
SanguineBullet667 6 months ago
hahaha ice-t in the audience
youthXattack 6 months ago
And this is why I won't get married, lol.
SpikesFerret 6 months ago
My GOD, I miss Sammy! Ya know God, If u could just let us borrow him 4 a country wide encore-that be great! U can have him right back-promise!
TheFishtrap 6 months ago
Didnt he die april 10th 1992? just a quick question
Hardsacker 6 months ago
@Hardsacker Yeah, he's gone, killed by a drunk driver as he was driving to do a show in Reno. His brother, Bill, tells the story on a DVD put together after Sam's death. It's quite a story.
beboptube 6 months ago
jesus did have a wife - mary magdalen. they left out certain books when they decided what went into the bible.
SanguineBullet667 6 months ago
@SanguineBullet667 they taught us mary magdelen was a whore in school. oh and jesus wants his FUCKING RECORDS BACK!!!!
tehf00n 6 months ago
@tehf00n lol yea remember when they taught in school that the earth was the center of the universe lol
SanguineBullet667 6 months ago
R.I.P. Sam kinison. A bright star in comedy, who's light was extinguished far too soon.
SkinPuff 7 months ago
This Guy Is Fuckin funny
Jbarr000ify 7 months ago 34
@Jbarr000ify *was
skullcharger887 5 months ago
@NamasteWarrior fuck off. Plain and simple
Xmasta420 7 months ago
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Yeah I'm not even a Christian, and I find this offensive. I mean it's not even that witty, it's really rather moronic. I could come up with better material along the same lines, and comedy isn't even my career. Pfft, calling you people simple minded would be a compliment.
NamasteWarrior 7 months ago
@NamasteWarrior want a tampon for that bloody vagina of yours?
TheKipKadillac 7 months ago
@NamasteWarrior Hey asshole....God told me to tell you to fucking kill yourself...Who are you to not obey the word of God.....
TheTrajan1980 7 months ago
@NamasteWarrior Sure you could
blechke 6 months ago
to all u tht dont think tht he wasnt respectful to chritianity he was and i kno this how becuase he is my family he is my uncles uncle so u guys can shove it kk.....
lex22pete 7 months ago
sdqewgtwrjtyhse
TheFuckingDrugs 7 months ago
im muslim and i dont understand any of this
albanianplaya7 7 months ago
R.I.P Sammy ! :) x x x
AllyDuffRose 7 months ago
cause i missed you honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
ltuomela 7 months ago
This shows why US comedians are so shite!
StoneageDinosaurs 7 months ago
@StoneageDinosaurs this is why you guys are so brained washed..lol..
ltuomela 7 months ago
@StoneageDinosaurs You just wish you married jesus
ilovebrandnewcarpets 7 months ago
What makes this so friggen funny is the fact that, as far as we know, Jesus didn't have a wife. And if he had, think about the normal woman and her reaction to her husband being gone for 3 days over the weekend! Not gonna be good!! Sam was a preacher, and had turned his life around at the end. His moment of "secular" living, made him lots of money and millions laugh!!
jimmyB7296 8 months ago
@jimmyB7296 Thank you jimmy. That was the joke.
jesterzach101 7 months ago
why must every comedy sketch I watch have religious battles in the comments, Nobody has the right to judge someone else, a sinner cannot judge another sinner, we are all sinners and we find our own path to God, some people avoid a path and that is still their decision. the comments are for you to talk about the video!!! that is it!! go somewhere else to have a debate I just want to enjoy Kinison!!
poeticreject 8 months ago
THIS SUCKED ASS!
KnifeNut88 8 months ago
@KnifeNut88 You suck ass! move along, troll, move along!
verstehetmich 7 months ago
Jesus isn't the first fictional historical character to rise from a grave, being born from a virgin, bla, bla, bla. There are some VEEERYY similar stories before jesus. This one got noticed better then the other ones. Do research and you'l see.
MrDaZe5 8 months ago
@MrDaZe5 Read the accounts from Roman history, and you will see that Jesus was NOT a "fictional" character. You may want to believe that, and it takes a certain amount of faith to disbelieve reality.
tak178 6 months ago
@tak178 please list your accounts...
gergsar 6 months ago
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rwtj01 8 months ago
Sam is funny. Lol, had to come back for his wife.
dobbins2550 8 months ago
Actually I find him quite respectful of Christianity
due probably to his past job as a preacher- nothing really blasphamous
I miss him though....
noreg1962 8 months ago 61
@noreg1962 Well - he was a preacher until he reached the age of reason and realized it was all bullshit...
Socracea 6 months ago 4
@noreg1962 blasphamous? I find it disrespectful when people talk about things that never have happened like they know it as fact.
Kkempinski 4 months ago
@noreg1962 Pray to God that he may give you a brain, I am not sure how you spelled the word Christianity without a brain, brilliant commentary!
pearlman21 4 months ago
@pearlman21 you mocking noreg
JNdigital 4 months ago
@noreg1962 haha all this dude did do was blaspheme!xD
TheImmortalmetal 3 months ago
I bet, if he was alive at the time, Sam would have a blast with the DeVinci Code.
WeirdoNetwork 8 months ago
THAT'S Y GOD LEFT HER
REDV120652 8 months ago
Sam was a preacher and believed in God. This is great!
aitraining 8 months ago
damn i did know Jesus went throw so much hell for his wife!!!!
DAMN!!!!
REDV120652 8 months ago
I'M GOING TO HELL...
REDV120652 8 months ago
Sam Kinison laughs like a little girl. lol
n310ea 8 months ago
Oh his routine is immortal! And Sam tells it like only a Christian could.
Sincopare 8 months ago
77 people actually believe in Jesus, it's comical XD
thwaity215 9 months ago
This isn't offensive. It's freakin' hilarious!
LoonShia 9 months ago
AWESOME
PSYKEN1980 9 months ago
This vid was my Easter greeting!
branmakmorn 9 months ago
he's brilliant <3
Ch3lRae 9 months ago
Freakin' hilarious! He is missed.
johncordnews 9 months ago
Why does he hold the microphone like that?
sha11235 9 months ago
SAM THE ALMIGHTY SAM. Changed my life forever when i saw this at 15 years old on HBO. Get a sense of humour and love this man. Richard Pryor(the second) Lenny Bruce the first. Sam Kinison the ONLY. Crying while I write this but any one who knows comedy or performed it. knows i'm fucking right. This is the the man who changed our pop culture forever like it or not! Gone but NEVER FORGOTTEN. WE LOVE YOU SAM KINISON. GOD BLESS YOU
xxjoykillerable 9 months ago
Guys , I am Christian, and I do belive this is meant to be funny. I understand that soem aren't christian. To you who are insulting christianity:
"Shut up! Just because you disagree doesn't mean ypu have to be dick"
To those who are christians and are mad:
"Yeah, it may mock our religion but if you dont like it, walk away from the video and dont be posting shit that other people will start arguing with you online like some 12 year-old bitch"
inukoga459 9 months ago
Sam used to be a preacher!
phily126 9 months ago
menstealia did this
BHanson41z 9 months ago
Strangely appropriate viewing on a Good Friday for an educated, modern Christian, like Sam was. It's hilariously funny, but shows a real cultural understanding of the effects of the Easter story and Christianity on modern America
And RIP Mr. Kininson, you were taken too soon. What happened to the drunk driver that killed you?
WEAKKNEED 9 months ago
wow this one was way better than the recorded one !! :D
ekdikeo 9 months ago
On sure most women won't get this!
jeffreyswiderski 9 months ago
wow, gone 19 years today. We Miss You Sam!
flyboyer808 9 months ago
Gee, I wonder if Sam is with Jesus now.
poppieslittlejodie 9 months ago
@poppieslittlejodie BAALLLSSSS
theadrianduron 9 months ago
Rest In Party My Friend.
xellos26 9 months ago
Happy Easter!!!! We Do Miss You Sam.
branmakmorn 10 months ago
Jesus. What a family man. :p
Bakazuraz 10 months ago
I miss you Sam
jfrascati 10 months ago
hìhí_aÑY_gUys_wánt_tó_chÃt_wÌth_mè
LonelyiiMasakoaa171 10 months ago
shite
davidhdaisley1 10 months ago
thats what i told my ex yesterday
ThaMusicManCrazy 10 months ago
I'll be damned; A religious argument on youtube. I've never seen this before.
CrimsonTideX 10 months ago
Man i love making fun of religion, its such a load of bullshit.
FatKungFuPanda 10 months ago
We're all going to hell for laughing at this, but how can you not? He was priceless.
breezy501 10 months ago 37
@breezy501 There is no hell
94Cioppa 7 months ago
@breezy501 There is no hell.
cstapes77 7 months ago
He`s wearing a coat? Fuck this shit.
sumala321 10 months ago
We all miss you SAM, I have shed tears over loosing you. Hug.
Zagratrona 10 months ago
this brings back memories
charliej38 10 months ago
They say that God does everything for a reason....Well He better have a REALLY GOOD FUCKIN' REASON FOR KILLING SAM!! Lol. R.I.P Sam :) <3
MySisterILove 10 months ago
@MySisterILove How in hell did God kill Sam Kinison??? A drunk driver killed him and he wasn't wearing his seat belt! Damn! The things God gets blamed for!!
Christlovesanimals 10 months ago
Nice
dj26000 10 months ago
...AND JESUS IS LORD
HMH013ify 10 months ago
Sam (dead now but I hope you're listening in HELL.
Genius
Thanks.
Jason
Thanks again
Jason, (of Irish descent living in Madrid.)
J101191514 11 months ago
i wish he wouldnt scream so much, make it's annoying to listen to >< steven wright knows the meaning of being calm
TheEXpothead 11 months ago
@TheEXpothead Thats the hilarious thing about him, pussyface.
PhantomGamer100 11 months ago
@PhantomGamer100 sorry, mind of steel, so your so called attempt to offend me failed. and I wont even curse back, because I'm over that stuff ^^ time to grow up ^^
TheEXpothead 11 months ago
@TheEXpothead Last time i checked, little kids aren't supposed to curse because ITS FOR ADULTS, DUMBASS.
PhantomGamer100 11 months ago
@PhantomGamer100 Still aint getting to me :) I know my things . u're a very troubled person and I feel sorry for u
TheEXpothead 11 months ago
Kinesons jokes about gay men was that no one should care about AIDS cause only gays were dying. Thats sick. Had he replaced that word with Jews Christians Muslims, Puerto Ricans Blacks Women or any other part of the human community all of you would have wanted him out but gay men are sub human to you and thats why your input about this is garbage.
Donbgun 11 months ago
Wow, it never ceases to amaze me how uppity & over-sensitive people get over a comic routine. On one hand we have the bible-thumping religious zealots who believe what they were brainwashed to believe since birth. Yes... you were BRAINWASHED. You were told daily that there is a god & you went to church regularly to enforce that information. David Koresh did the same thing. So have many others before & since. Try thinking for yourselves for once. I know it'll be hard, but give it a shot.
FreakinAfroRican 11 months ago
On the other hand, we have homos pissin & moanin because Sam made jokes about gays. It's JUST A FUCKIN JOKE!! If you can take a dick up the ass, you damn sure can take a joke! Get over yourselves people. Pull up your big boy/big girl underoos & see the humor in life. Life is one big joke. And if we don't laugh at it more, we're gonna miss the whole thing. Back to you so-called christians.. if you're on here spouting negativity, you're not being a good christian. Food for thought.
FreakinAfroRican 11 months ago
On the other hand, we have homos pissin & moanin because Sam made jokes about gays. It's JUST A FUCKIN JOKE!! If you can take a dick up the ass, you damn sure can take a joke! Get over yourselves people. Pull up your big boy/big girl underoos & see the humor in life. Life is one big joke. And if we don't laugh at it more, we're gonna miss the whole thing. Back to you so-called christians.. if you're on here spouting negativity, you're not being a good christian. Food for thought.
FreakinAfroRican 11 months ago
@FreakinAfroRican Holy fucking shit!... couldnt agree more!!!! WORD! :D
pomfrit93 11 months ago
@FreakinAfroRican That's a Ralphie May bit, plagarist.
sonic371 10 months ago
@sonic371 You mean this is a Sam Kinison bit...
NY1love 10 months ago
@NY1love He said "if you can take a dick up the ass, you can damn sure take a joke." That is verbadum from Ralphie May's performance at "Da Big Black Comedy Show."
sonic371 10 months ago
@sonic371 OMG are you serious????? f**king Ralphie May was a f**king baby when Sam Kinison was doing his jokes. Learn a f**king time line you total waist of space! I may not agree with everything Sam Kinison said or did but geeze he WAS the original.
Leilyloo 10 months ago
@Leilyloo For the second time in two days, he said "If you can take a dick up the ass you can damn sure take a joke." That is a line from Ralphie May's performance at "Da Big Black Comedy Show". Learn what you are talking about before you make comments overlaced with profainity and grammar errors, child.
sonic371 10 months ago
@sonic371 One more thing... it's profanity. NOT profainity. Again, the red underline should have clued you in. And if you're going to speak about grammar, then the proper word would be "grammatical" based on your sentence structure. "Grammatical errors" or "errors in grammar." And "overlaced"... not even a word in the English language.
FreakinAfroRican 10 months ago