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  • xD Shane I hate you now!!! Jk I still love you and when he was like JUST KIDDING Hy speakers allmast Blew up xP

  • i almost cried wen he said he had cancer

  • i thought u were serious man

  • i was crying, my mom came down stares d was lik waz wrong, i said shane is gonna die :( bitch better not do that again

  • demi levato sex scandle

  • this is really olld but fuck u made me cry

  • i know this video is old but, FUCK shane, u scared me!! xD not funny yet im still laughing my ass off like a retarted seal :P

  • wait family guy makes fun of celebs like every other minute and it never comes to bite them in the ass

  • OMFG secret Shane channel. I'm so happy right now X3

  • almost pissed myself:D

  • SHANE THANK YOU! WE LOVE YOU! STAY WITH US!

  • i cried!!!!!):

  • i cried :(

  • I WAS IN TEARS SCREAMING THEN U TRICKED ME! Lol... Dont listen 2 haters, just live ur life on utube. I met loads of people who hate u and I got bullied for watchin u, I didnt stop watchin! I shall subscribe all the time!

  • ohhhhh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit you scared me so fucking much shane i love you and i respect you but dont you ever do that to me again you mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY SHANE!!!!!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh my god i was crying, shane usually i wouldn't say this but u asshole dont do that to us

  • omg i had a mini hart accak !!!!1

  • i almost shit my pants befor they said it was a joke i was like HOLY SHIT!

  • aw i was about to cry then i heard you say you were kidding and i was like YAY!! SHANE IS NOT QUITING WOOOOOOOOOT!! :D <3 you shane xD you always make me cry. (sometimes not only from laughing) :)

  • I was so close to tears when you said you had cancer my grandpa died of cancer on my bday I dont want you to die!!!

  • I ALMOST DIED!!! when u said u had cancer!!! ://

  • OMG never do that again!!!! I cried when you said that!!!

  • when you said "i have cancer" i started to cry don't do that ever again i love you too much

  • Oh my god, I started crying!!!

  • NOT. FUCKING. FUNNY. ...I say that, yet I'm laughing my ass off.

  • So you're changing? Wtf

  • No more Miley...? :( wtf man

  • Bitchh! almost started sobbing when you said you have cancer! D:

  • You bitch, I almost started crying !

  • when he said he had cancer i started balling and im a girl!

  • omg i was nearly in tears when me said tht he has cancer !!

  • @porngirl1290nnn No need to worry. Nobody visits MySpace anymore.

  • omg i died inside a little bit when he said i have cancer. then i whas like "phew" cause he said he was lying.

  • I died a lil bit when I saw the title haha

  • Thumbs up if you skipped ahead to see if the girl got into the full view of the camera :D

  • dude dont do that !!!!! i <3 u and u scared me !!! u make me happy when i am sad ughhhh and i am crying :'(

  • *two strokes and a heartattack* when he said im leaving!!! I <3 u shane! x

  • DUDE! YOU HAD ME SUPER WORRIED!

  • I was crying. Shane how could you?! D: You scared me and I've been watching your videos for about 2 years<3

    I was freaking out. My mom was about to call my therapist.

    But i still love youU(:

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  • face desk soooo confused

  • i almost shot myself and yes i was crying :'( shane U SCARED ME!

  • Sigh* :'( that was a horrible experience for this girl..

  • FIrst, the Cancer thing scared me. Then, you say that you have a list of things why you're quiting. Why do you do this to me?! D:

  • ... Brittani's voice was kinda differnt

  • U scared me I almost cried

  • i cried! omg

  • njcibnjkhnulivn.bdcniblknsfvls­a.s I JUST CRYED. BITCH.

    ughhhh i love you still, though :P

  • VAD GÖR NI? DET ÄR FEST HOS MANGE!!!!

  • I WISH that fag quit YouTube.

  • @ErinTurco21 fuck u u asshole go back to ur tranvestite bf/gf bitch shaned dawson is better than anything on youtube u MOTHER FUCKING ASSWHOLE GO BACK TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TotallySaber One question...

    U mad?

  • @TotallySaber P.S you misspelled

    Asshole

    Shane and

    Dawson.

    There was also many grammar errors, but I don't want to sit here ALL day and tell you all of them.

    Also, last time I checked, I didn't come from hell.

  • @ErinTurco21 That should be "There were also many grammar errors" and "P.S." not "P.S". And Hell has a capital H. Good day, mein Freund.

  • oh. my. gawd. i am soooo mad at you.

  • I was about to cry.!! I love you.!

    U fucking scared me.!! U sexy beast.! =D <3

  • I thought u real had cancer I was about to cry ;(. But I'm so glad u don't!! :D

  • u scared me !!!

  • i thought its real!! omg! dont do that

  • omg fcking god u fcking scared me!!!!!!!!

  • OMG no more Sanaynay

    

  • i was about to cry but he said he was joking

    dont do that eva again

  • When you screamed i was on facebook, so i heard RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and i screamed.

  • I love u! Marry me. Plz

  • meanie lol jk lov u dawson

  • thats was funny lol your an ass lol

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  • Oh My Dawson you scared me! oh P.S Oh My Dawson is the new Oh My Bieber

    thumbs up if you want that to get bigger than Oh My Bieber

  • Oh My Dawson you scared me!

  • Oh My God you scared me!

  • Shane...you scared the living shit out of me. Don't do that again.

  • uhhhh i literaly stoped breathing!! why shane nooo

  • I LOVE YOU;)

  • Just because of that.... You will lose so many subscriptions

  • can u dont even think about make that again cause its not that funny

  • If viewers r m and m s then who r the peanut m and m s

  • omg i started crying and freaking out and i almost died no joke!!!!!! ok so then he said just kidding and i started crying even more and i just love you sooo much!

  • Omigod!!! I had to stop the vid and I cried for an hour. Then he goes I'm just kiddin, I started crying again.

  • lol okay thta good 

  • omfg!ur sooooo mean i was about to get on my knees and sayyyyyyy fuck no...fml!!

  • Shane I almost cried! I was like omg!

  • Your awesome!!!

  • When he said he was quittin im like what/ nooo! n almost drank clorox...then im like hold up...those girls are messin u up......js

  • i almost fainted i'm leavin youtube

  • When I saw this vid I closed my computer I went into my bedroom and started crying and I didn't talk to anybody.After 2 days I saw the vid again and I realised he was joking....AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR­RRRGGGGGGGGGGG

  • Shane this was the best video everrr I love you. You are amaznig!!

  • shane remember this there are haters out there just there whole life trying to mess up ur dreams there mite me 100 200 haters BUT there is 100,000 or 200,000 lovers out there that hopes that u make ur dreams come true dont give up and we ALL love u!!!! but i love u more then any person out there LOVE U =)

  • @onia1213 plz 100,000 or 200,000 I don't think so how about try 1,000,000,000,000 lovers and like 100 haters that just make like 10 youtube accounts just to make it seem like there are so many haterz just shows how retarded they are I'm like you don't like his videos he probuly don't like you eitther and just dont watch them thumbs up if you agree !

  • Wow ur cat has more skills than my 9 year old cousin idc if u change the show I love ur videos and u 4 who u are I will NEVER stop hating u LOVE U SHANE

  • Oh my gosh. I believed Everything he was sayinG!

  • my grandma died of cancer... -.-

  • I swear i wanted to rip off ur balls for doing that i swear any ways love ya

  • lol! suddenly the door opens, and im like "the fux?"

  • Love you shane <3333333333333

  • i almost died there i was like crying

  • Don't. Play. Like. That. You're fucking hot and I luvvv youu(:

  • ahahha i love how he still talks about miley cyrus xD

  • aww!!! gosh how can you do tht to me?? haha i still love you :)

  • i seriously almost cried :( shane that was pretty fucked up ....but hahahahahh nice one

  • Fuck you my mom died of cancer

  • SHANE YOU FUCKING SCARED ME XD

  • omg i hate you you scared mee!! i love youu

  • Shaaane!! :( You made me cry!! Not niiice!!  Lmfao,

  • fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuck you shane that was not funny

  • i almost screamd

  • Omg Shane I love you so fuckin much. Me and my friend lexxi were watching Shane Dawson videos and we saw this and we were like WTF is this. So when u said the thing about that bump we were like NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ISNT HAPPENIN TO HIM!!!!!

  • I just shat myself

  • I was crying! haha, I love you Shane and Brittani!!!

  • OMFG i fuckin bealived u u dick! i thought u had cancer omg my heart satrted raacin like it litterly did

  • fuck u shane dont ever do thant a gain

  • When he first said about the bump in his throat the first thing that came into my mind was LoLz adams apple but then he said kate had one too and I LOLed even more xD

  • even the third time i watched this and i knew you didnt really have cancer my throat closed up.

  • god damn shane god i was scard

  • Oh, & I could NEVER get sick of you ♥ I can't get enough of you xD

  • Did Brittani just say "That's really fucked up" ?!?!

    And I got scared the first time I saw this :[

  • You got me soo scared! I was starting to cry!!

  • U fucking scared me lolx hell no we will never get enough of u we love u shane!

  • ur so lucky that I read the comments before watchin a vid. I read them and I thought u would have done something worse! haha

  • omfg i just leaned in to the camera and was like '...no. no no no no no THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME SHANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

    but then he says he's kidding and i'm like WTF THAT WASN'T FUNNY I WAS ON THE VERGE OF JUMPING OFF A CLIFF FOR A SECOND THERE!!!!!!!

  • thats not funny dude

  • dude!!!! scary :o that was so not cool lolz

  • dude! shane that was so not nice o.o i kinda craped myself for a second there :o

  • You are such a bastard lol

  • i got scared

  • You bastard!!!!!! I seriously started crying and ha to stop the video! You meaner

  • ill never get sick of you shane..dont make me hungry for you:(

  • :O if u die i die wit chuu

  • shaneeeeeeeee we can never get enough of youuuuuuuuuuuuu,dont you ever forget that......

    yayyyyyy im n eminem  <3

  • get sick of you? what, no way D:<

  • whoaoaoa you really scared. Shane truly I probably don't care about anyone as much as I care about you. I really love you, I have a feeling we're never gonna meet. But secretly in my heart i will ALWAYS love you. FORRREEEVVVEERRR !!!

  • OMG I THOUGHT U WERE GUNNA DIE! lol

    It's good to know ur ok

  • a bbit far but im glad your good <3

  • i scared the poop out of me! hahaha lol

  • Shane! Don't quit never give up your dreams!

  • he´s so f***ing hot!!:o I love Shane!!<3

  • shane . don't ever do that again, u fking scared me. :| . . .<3

  • @DeliaEnya exactly that fking scared the crap out of me. i was like about ready to cry wen he said that he was joking but yea shane NEVER EVER do that again bitch and no one and i mean NO ONE will ever be able to get sick of u so dont worry about that crap k? k

  • i feel bad for u omg on my b=-day!!!

  • GOSH!!! I was just a LITTLE bit scared for a sec Shane! ^_^

    PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US!!!! We loves you!!! ♥

  • No more making fun or Milers =[

  • Now that.... that was just tooo far!!! DUDE!!!

  • Just say but the camera really sucks

  • SHANE!!!!!

    I F*CKING HATE YOU AT THE MOMENT!!!!!

  • OMGIZZLE! That scared the poo out of me!

  • OMGIZZLE! That scared the poo out of me!

  • dude you scared me lol

  • I waz like omfg noo SHANE THAT WAS MEAN..... =(

  • Damn thumb whores down there in the comments.

  • o my god dont do that i hate you (i could never hate you)

  • o my god dont do that if you do die i call your hair

  • Can you turn the fan on and turn it towards me? LOL thumbs up if shane dawson is awsome

  • Love shane

    we'll always love and support u shane

  • Brittani looks so good *__* <3 yum

  • thumbs up if you could never get sick of shane

  • I'm watching u on my couch on my iPod toych

  • OMG you really scared me, I really thought you was serious in the beginning,

    don't ever quit!

  • OMG you really scared me, I really thought you was serious in the beginning,

    don't ever quit!

  • ¬¬ you neally made me cry

  • I almost cried Shane!!!); You scared me!!!! Yeesh. But I still love you!!!

  • I didn't read the date, and in the beggining u scared me to death!!!!!!!!! My friend's dad just died of some rare kind of cancer, it was really sad. :( I luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I didn't read the date..

    U thought u were really quiting and I legit started to cry:(

  • we should make a facebook fan page saying we need to get you a tv show on like the comedy channel imma make it now :)

  • OMG I WAS SOO FRICKEN SCARED i thought you were actully going to die :(

  • @ShaneDawsonRocks1145 ya i know

  • I know this is from a year ago but if he had said UNopperable I would have started bawling

  • Fuuuuuck shane . i was guna cry -_-

    i still loooove yooh ! <3

    LOL

  • not cool thats terrible at the beggining

  • omg:| i've just found out i haven't got cancer because a few weeks ago the doctor said i had, then i watched this and it's kind of mean :'|

  • asshole! dont scare us like dat !!

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  • @penut08tk Err. Don't give out your number on a place where many people go; you could get stalked. If you really want him to call you send him a PM.

  • @SpyroCynderSparx thanks im not good at these things.. ha i dont even know what a pm is.. haha im normally too busy to even be here on you tube im so sad i know im 22 and seem like im 50 haha but again thanks for calling me out i didnt know ppl were still doing that stuff.. lol have a good day bye.

  • Umm ok wow? That's like just ok? And but ya u also scared me I thought u were quitting u tube

  • OH! shae dawson quitting blog tv

    i thought you meant youtube. scared me there.